I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Zhao Haitang was stunned when she heard Zhan Bo's poem!

What the hell is root number three?

Isn't this math!

Why are there radical three and addition, subtraction, multiplication and division in the poem?

When Zeng Xiaoxian spoke, he was still a little dissatisfied.

But now, Zhao Haitang knew that he was naive.

It's not the same as he imagined, it's completely different!

Zhao Haitang, who wanted to become a poetry friend with Zhanbo, clenched her fists and said solemnly, "Excuse me!"

Zhanbo: "???"

Is his poem that bad?

Zhao Haitang didn't even do reading comprehension!

After listening to Zhan Bo's poem vigorously, he objectively commented: "I think this poem is very well written."

Zhanbo: "..."

No feeling of being comforted at all!

Dali is a hard core science student!Poems that she thinks are good, there must be something wrong with them!

Zhan Bo, who was slightly beaten, decided to give up the idea of ​​writing poems for Xiaobu.

Seeing that Zhan Bo was also silent, Mei Jia breathed a sigh of relief.

She looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "Zhao Haitang, you won't send a little cloth poem, will you?"

"No." Zhao Haitang smiled and said, "I'm going to give the novel I wrote to Xiaobu."

Mika: "???"

Are you all devils?

Ji Yu, who came back from the bathroom to wash up, heard Zhao Haitang's words and said, "You won't give "Daddy Throw Me Again" to Xiao Xiaobu, will you?"

"I think that Xiao Xiaobu will never ask Zhao Haitang for help after reading this novel." Dali said.

"Who dares! That novel is so dark, Xiaoxiaobu might think that Zhao Haitang is a pervert!" Yifei expressed fear and folded her arms.

"No, you misunderstood!"

Zhao Haitang coughed lightly, brushed her bangs with her hand, and said handsomely: "I wanted to tell you in a few days, but since you asked, I will tell you!

The editors of serious literary magazines saw "Daddy Throw Me Again", and they said they saw a shadow of Marquez's magical realism in my novel.

I feel that I have great potential, and asked me to write a novel! "

The more Zhao Haitang spoke, the more excited he became. He clenched his fist and said, "I'm going to give my new novel to Xiaoxiaobu!"

Hearing this, Ji Yu looked at Dali with some doubts: "Did I just ask him this?"

"It doesn't seem to be." He shook his head vigorously.

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Is this the point? ! .

Chapter 333

"Anyway, I'll be on fire soon!"

Zhao Haitang straightened her back, glanced around, and said, "From now on, this will be my celebrity's former residence.

By the way, I have taken my photo to print, and I will sign it for you at that time, one for each person, and it will definitely be cool in the bedroom! "

After speaking, Zhao Haitang raised her eyebrows like Zeng Xiaoxian, looking very proud.

Seeing this, Yifei said, "I don't know if La Bu La Feng, but it definitely wards off evil spirits!"

Zhao Haitang: "???"

He is so handsome, how can he ward off evil spirits!

Zhao Haitang was a little dissatisfied.

Zeng Xiaoxian patted Zhao Haitang on the shoulder sympathetically and expressed his understanding of his mood.

Zhang Wei tasted what Zhao Haitang said before and asked curiously, "Zhao Haitang, which magazine are you talking about? I always think their taste is not that serious."

He also read the novel "Daddy Throw Me Again", the content is far more sandy than serious, okay?

When Zhao Haitang heard Zhang Wei's words, she took out her mobile phone and opened the album, and said, "Just this one, "Serious Literature."

"???"

When they saw that the name of the serious literature magazine was called "Serious Literature", everyone was stunned at the time!

This is too sloppy!

"I finally know why the 'Serious' Literature Society came to Zhao Haitang." Mei Jia suddenly realized.

"Zhao Haitang, isn't this a copycat magazine?" Zhang Wei looked suspicious.

Vigorously searched the Internet and said: "There is indeed this magazine. It has been in circulation for a long time, but there are few readers. It is said that it may stop publication at any time."

Zhao Haitang: "???"

He was just about to show off his skills in this magazine, and it turned out that the magazine was getting cold?

Seeing Zhao Haitang's expression of doubt about life, Curry Sauce felt a little distressed for no reason, and couldn't help but encouraged: "Haitang, don't be discouraged.

Although this magazine is about to die, it's an opportunity anyway..."

"I know!"

Zhao Haitang suddenly stood up from the sofa and said brightly, "Although this magazine is about to die, as long as my novel becomes popular, it will never stop publishing!

No wonder the editors of the magazine let me cheer, they want me to save the magazine!

I will definitely not live up to their expectations!It's so eye-catching! "

Curry paste: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

This interpretation is outrageous.

People editors will say cheers to any author!

However, seeing that Zhao Haitang was so active, everyone did not attack him.

"You can." Zhan Bo said.

"Come on!" Wan Yu clenched her fists.

Zhao Haitang was excited for a while, sat back on the sofa, looked at Yifei, and said, "Mr. Hu, I want to ask you for help with something."

"Tell me." Yifei looked at him.

Zhao Haitang scratched his head a little embarrassedly and said, "That's it, the editor asked me to write a realistic story about a contemporary ordinary family.

My parents are very busy with work, and they didn't care about me since I was a child. I have no experience in family life, and I want to learn from you. "

Yifei and Zhanbo are reorganizing their families, and the family relationship is extraordinary. It must be fun to get along with each other, and it should provide him with a lot of inspiration!

When Yifei heard Zhao Haitang's words, she smiled softly and said, "Haitang, I really want to help you..."..."

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang quickly took out a small notebook to prepare for recording!

"But I've been too busy recently. The school's evaluation of outstanding teachers has left me with a bunch of things, so I really don't have time." Yi Fei added cruelly.

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Confused for a moment, Zhao Haitang looked at Zhan Bo decisively and said, "Mr. Hu is busy, so Brother Zhan Bo should be free, right?"

Zhan Bo nodded and said, "I am free, but I have been studying since I was a child, and I have no experience in family life."

Zhao Haitang: "???"

It's okay to keep learning!

Does it take so much effort!

Brother Zhan Bo and Mr. Hu, can't they be like "Family with Children", they can't be a little warm to the conflict, and provide him with rich and colorful life inspiration?

Zhao Haitang feels very uncomfortable after he has not succeeded in his apprenticeship!

Guan Gu heard Zhan Bo's words and suggested, "Zhao Haitang, you can ask Ji Yujun, he seems to have lived with his parents since he was a child!"

"Hold on."

Meijia looked at Guan Gu and said, "Zhao Haitang is going to write a story about a contemporary ordinary family. Are you sure Ji Yu's family is ordinary?"

Sekiya:"!!!"

He almost forgot about it!

Ji Yu's family background can be said to exceed 99% of the people in the country, and his family life obviously cannot be used as a reference.

"Zhao Haitang, I think you can ask Lawyer Zhang." Dali said suddenly.

Zhang Wei: "???"

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Isn't Lawyer Zhang an orphan?

Where does family life come from?

Seeing that Zhao Haitang had misunderstood, he explained vigorously: "I mean, Lawyer Zhang is a lawyer, and I should have seen more ordinary family situations, so I can provide you with inspiration."

"Snapped!"

Hearing Dali's words, Zhang Wei suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "You said that, I just received a case to mediate family conflicts this morning, maybe I can provide inspiration for Zhao Haitang!"