I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"My voice is hoarse..." Curry sauce said this sentence with some effort, and then quickly took a sip of warm water.

Apart from Yunyou and Dali, there was only one girl left in the apartment.

Zhao Haitang glanced at Yifei, swallowed her saliva, turned her eyes to Zhang Wei, and said, "Lawyer Zhang, shall we form a mock family? I'll pay you!"

Teacher Hu is so fierce, he can't hold it!

In order to prevent being rejected by Zhang Wei, Zhao Haitang specially used the banknote ability.

Zhang Wei was a little moved when he heard this.

but……

"It's not good for us two big men to play husband and wife?" Zhang Wei hesitated.

Zhao Haitang: "???"

"Who wants to play husband and wife with you! I'm talking about father and son!!!" Zhao Haitang couldn't help crying.

He doesn't want to play husband and wife with Zhang Wei, okay?

When Zhang Wei heard Zhao Haitang's words, his mood became more complicated: "I treat you as my object, but you want to be my dad..."

Zhao Haitang: "? Or else?"

He is crazy to take Lawyer Zhang as a target!

Hearing the conversation between the two, Yoyo said, "I think you two can play husband and wife. Although the same-sex theme is small, it's easy to win awards if you play it well!"

Zhao Haitang: "???"

"If you really want to simulate a same-sex family, I suggest being bolder and adopting Curry Sauce as a daughter!

The setting of Curry Sauce can be a girl with a psychological shadow leading to vocal impairment. In the warmth of the family, Curry Sauce gradually opened her heart and accepted the world. "Yuyou suggested.

Zhang Wei: "???"

Curry paste: "???"

Is this even possible?

"I think Yoyo's setting is good, it's very politically correct!" Yifei supported.

"I also think it's good. In foreign countries, this kind of setting is very popular!" Wan Yu said.

"This kind of story is indeed easy to win." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "Isn't that "Serious Literature" getting cold? I think you can give it a shot! Maybe it will really catch on."

Zhao Haitang heard the words and said, "Can't we write gay stories in our country?"

"Then change it." Yifei said, "Change it to socialist brotherhood!"

"You can!" Youyou clenched her fist at Zhao Haitang.

Zhao Haitang saw that everyone was very optimistic about this story, and he himself felt that this setting was good. After thinking about it, he said, "Okay! Then Lawyer Zhang and I will play the husband, and Curry Sauce will play the daughter!"

Zhang Wei heard the words and said decisively: "Let's talk first, I'm attacking!"

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Does it matter who attacks whom?

They don't simulate everything!

After confirming the family members, Zhao Haitang took out her mobile phone and said with a smile, "I'll buy a set of parent-child outfits so that I can enter the play better!"

Hearing the words, Youyou looked at Ji Yu and said affectionately, "Anada (dear), Dali and I also want to wear parent-child clothes~~"

Ji Yu: "???"

If it wasn't for Guan Gu's samurai sword being abolished, he was really afraid that Guan Gu would cut his abdomen on the spot.

Or cut his belly!

Hearing Yoyo's address to Ji Yu vigorously, sour bubbles burst out of his heart uncontrollably.

She thought for a while and said calmly, "Sister Youyou, I'm already so old, you're still pregnant with a second child, you and your cousin should have been married for many years.

Generally, couples who have been married for many years will gradually become affectionate, and they will not be so close to their husbands. "

"Oh? ~~~~" Yunyou had a meaningful smile on her face when she heard Dali's words.

Wan Yu and Mei Jia looked at Dali and couldn't help showing their aunt's smile.

Dali's serious and secretly jealous look is so cute!

Ji Yu's thinking is similar to that of Mika.

He fondly patted Dani's head and said, "Do you want to wear parent-child clothes? If you want to wear them, Dad will buy them for you."

"Think." Nodding vigorously.

After a while, she deliberately leaned on Ji Yu's shoulder and said coquettishly, "Dad is the best."

After speaking, Quiet Mimi glanced at Yoyo, as if she was paying homage to Yoyo's Anada.

Yunyou noticed Dali's little eyes and almost laughed out loud!

Never thought that Dali still has such a stingy side!

This kid is too cute!

No wonder Ji Yu wants Dali to be his daughter, it's so fun.

After vigorously acting like a spoiled child, I feel that my behavior is very naive.

Childish too much!

She despised herself for a second in her heart, stood up from the sofa, and said, "I'm going to write family settings and financial planning, and I'll tell you at night."

"OK." Ji Yu gestured to Dali.

With a smile, Yunyou clenched her fist at Dali and encouraged, "Come on baby!"

vigorously:"……"

Inexplicably, I felt even more naive just now.

Sister Youyou is just acting, but what about her?There is no distinction between people and dramas, and they even eat their parents' vinegar!

This is not right!

Dali secretly made up his mind that starting tonight, he must perform well.

Entering the bedroom, he glanced at the only bed in the room, and frowned slightly.

Dad and daughter, can't sleep together?

[Something happened two days ago, but I had no choice but to make up for it today, kneel down and apologize orz].

Chapter 335

night.

3601.

Dali, Youyou, and Ji Yu sat at one table, and the others sat at another.

Seeing this, Yi Fei said, "Although you are simulating a family, but you don't need to eat separately, right?"

"That's right." Guan Gu looked at Yunyou eagerly, feeling that the fried incense sticks in his mouth were no longer fragrant.

Although not separated from Yoyo, Yoyo is now a family with Ji Yu and Dali.

East Asian vinegar king Guan Gu is a little sour!

Dali heard Yifei's words and said, "Mr. Hu, it's not easy to calculate the cost of meals if we eat together, it will affect the accuracy of the data."

Yifei heard the words and raised her hand to give Dali a thumbs up.

As expected of strong, professional!

When the meal was almost finished, he vigorously opened the notebook and said, "Cousin, Sister Youyou, please listen to me introduce the family settings - and financial planning."

Ji Yu and Youyou heard the words, put down their chopsticks decisively, put their hands on the table, and said, "You say it."

vigorously:"???"

It doesn't have to be so serious.

Looking at the notes, he vigorously said: "First, the three of us form a simulated family in the name of parent and child. My cousin plays the father, Sister Youyou plays the mother, and I play the daughter.

In order to collect enough data and information, I need an observation period of at least one week.

Therefore, the simulated home is for one week. "

"Okay, okay!" Yoyo nodded in surprise.

Acting for a week is so cool!

"This is the first immortal role I took on, I will definitely play it well!" Yoyo said excitedly.

Ji Yu: "..."

Feeling distressed for a second.

Dali saw that the two had no objection to the first item, and continued: "Second, during the simulated family period, in order to stay close to the real family life, the three of us try to stay together as much as possible."

"No problem." Ji Yu said.

He and Dali have always been together.

Yunyou also nodded, after all, she also lived in 3601.

No objection to the second item, and continued vigorously: "Third, all expenses incurred during the simulated family period shall be arranged by me according to the financial plan, and family members shall not make any private expenses.

Our family is a dual-earner family, and the weekly household is 2000 yuan.

The 2000 yuan I divided into three parts, namely fixed investment, daily expenses and emergency backup.

Investment mainly includes financial investment and education investment, daily expenses include food, clothing, housing and transportation, and emergency backup mainly deals with emergencies.

Of the 2000 yuan, 1200 yuan belongs to the investment principal and reserve fund, and the daily expenses are 800 yuan. "