I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ji Yu raised his head and looked at Dali: "Call me Dad."

vigorously:"???"

Resisting the urge to complain, he cooperated vigorously and said, "Dad, what's the matter with you?"

Hearing this, Ji Yu let out a long sigh and said, "I went to your mother just now and found that she slept with Uncle Guan Gu next door. Dad's heart is broken!"

After finishing speaking, Ji Yu turned around and hugged Dali, and cried with a "wow": "Dad is so sad!"

vigorously:"???"

She thought that something had really happened to her cousin, and that she was just a playful episode?

Dali patted Ji Yu on the back helplessly and said, "Don't be sad, don't be sad, Dad still has me."

When Ji Yu heard the words, he sniffed and said, "But Auntie Yifei said that you are not my own."

vigorously:"……"

Is this meme still around?

After thinking about it vigorously, he firmly said: "No matter who I am, in my heart, only you are my father."

Ji Yu heard the words, the expression on his face eased a lot.

He held a strong hand and looked serious: "Baby, if my mother and I divorced, who would you marry?"

"You, absolutely with you!" Dali said without hesitation.

Hearing this, Ji Yu shook his head and said, "Don't be with me, you are with your mother, you have changed your household registration, don't get involved with me."

vigorously:"?"

Seeing Dali's puzzled face, Ji Yu explained, "We're fine, we can only be together in the name of a couple."

vigorously:"???"

What a ruinous story development!

In order to restore the simplicity and purity of the simulated family, he vigorously got up and turned off the lights, saying, "Okay, stop making trouble, go to sleep."

When Ji Yu heard the words, he lay down on the bed and continued to make a noise: "If I don't sleep, I will go to sleep with a kiss."

vigorously:"……"

She suspected that her cousin had drunk fake wine!

Vigorously helped her forehead helplessly, walked over and continued to coax.

……

the next day.

Ji Yu got up at the dawn of the day according to the vigorous plan.

He squeezed Dali's face with his hands, and said softly, "Baby girl, get up and practice in the morning."

vigorously:"……"

Back pain, leg pain, don't want to move!

If it wasn't for this plan made by himself, Dali would have found a hundred reasons to refuse morning exercise.

After struggling on the bed for a while, Dali still struggled to get up.

Putting on parent-child clothes, after washing, he vigorously looked at Ji Yu who was full of energy, gritted his teeth secretly, and said:

"Dad, considering your old body, let's start with a simple exercise today."

"Okay." Ji Yu raised his eyebrows and looked at Dali with a smile.

Aware of Ji Yu's gaze, Dali's face suddenly heated up.

I don't know what's going on, but the physical strength gap between her and her cousin is getting worse and worse.

Is it because she has neglected to exercise recently?

Vigorously thinking about the amount of exercise recently, it doesn't seem to be lower than before, and I can't help but have some doubts in my heart.

"What are we practicing today?" Ji Yu asked.

Hearing this, Dali put aside his doubts and said, "Broadcast gymnastics."

Ji Yu: "???"

Radio gymnastics is okay!

In order not to disturb everyone, he vigorously took out a pair of bluetooth earphones, one for each of Ji Yu and Ji Yu.

After putting it on, she opened the audio file she just downloaded and clicked to play.

"The Third National Radio Gymnastics for Primary School Students

"Colorful Sunshine", start now——! "

Ji Yu: "..."

Hey!

Or elementary school students broadcast gymnastics.

I feel so much younger now~

Although the action has been forgotten, but vigorously remember.

Under the strong leadership, Ji Yu finished a complete set of radio gymnastics smoothly and standardly.

I have to say that the action design of radio gymnastics is still very powerful.

After doing a set of exercises, Ji Yu felt that he was in better spirits, and his limbs also had a sense of flexibility with open joints.

Compared with Ji Yu, Dali only felt that his waist was more sore.

He couldn't help but cast a small resentful look at Ji Yu, the culprit.

Seeing this, Ji Yu pulled Dali into the bedroom with a smile, and said, "Lie down on the bed."

"What, what do you want?" Dali looked nervous.

"Give you a massage." Ji Yu said.

Hearing the words vigorously, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Ji Yu raised his hand on Dali's head, rubbed it lightly, and said, "Children, don't keep thinking about this kind of thing, think more about studying, you are a high school student now."

vigorously:"???"

Who the hell thinks about such a thing every day!

……

a few hours later.

Dianabol took a nap, and my spirit finally recovered.

After eating the breakfast made by Yoyo, the family of three packed up and set off for the amusement park.

Zhao Haitang's family followed.

Outside the amusement park, the curry sauce clenched his hand into a fist and placed it on his head, looking at Zhao Haitang with a puzzled expression.

Zhao Haitang miraculously understood the meaning of curry sauce, and said, "Curry sauce asks, aren't we going to Disney? Why did we come to such a small amusement park?"

Hearing the words vigorously, he explained: "One ticket to Disneyland costs hundreds of dollars, and we don't have enough budget."

When Zhao Haitang heard this, she raised her head slightly, took out her wallet from her pocket, and said proudly, "It's okay if the budget is not enough, uncle is rich!"

As he said that, he glanced at Ji Yu with disgust, and said, "Da Dali, your father is so true, he can't even afford the ticket money, it's hard for you."

After Zhao Haitang finished speaking, she felt very refreshed!

He finally got the chance to show off his wealth in front of Ji Yu!

Ji Yu: "..."

as long as you are happy.

Ji Yu didn't mind, but Dali was very dissatisfied with Zhao Haitang's words.

She pointed to Zhang Wei's pants and shoes, and said, "Zhao Haitang, if you have money, why don't you buy some better clothes and shoes for Lawyer Zhang?

Look at his jeans, they're all washed white.And these shoes are all debonded. "

Zhang Wei: "???"

Why does this sound so disturbing?

However, this is a great opportunity to benefit yourself!

Zhang Wei looked at Zhao Haitang with unusual cooperation, and said, "Tangtang, you're right, it's time for my pants and shoes to be changed."

Zhao Haitang: "???"

God is so special!

Lawyer Zhang really thinks he is attacking?

"You treat Lawyer Zhang so badly. Your relationship won't break, right? Curry sauce can't feel warmth in such a family environment." Dali continued.

Upon hearing this, Zhao Haitang decisively gave Zhang Wei the ticket in his hand, and said with a smile, "How could our relationship break down? Our relationship is good."

"Yes, yes." Zhang Wei hugged Zhao Haitang with a bright smile and said, "Don't worry about Dali, we are very in love with each other."

Zhao Haitang: "..."

He felt at a loss.

Blood loss!

Why did he want to give Zhang Wei money and be taken advantage of by Zhang Wei?

Is this a dedication to art?

Zhao Haitang had some doubts about life.

He took away Zhang Wei's salty pig's hands in disgust, turned to look at the curry sauce, and said while washing his mind: "Baby, let's go to Disneyland another day, let's play here today."

The curry sauce nodded obediently.