I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ji Yu glanced at the small and speechless emoji on Wa Qiang's body, and added: "Da Bai is not only smarter than you, but also cuter than you."

Watanabe: "???"

Wa, who was slashed with a knife, turned around to the curry sauce and asked, "Is Dabai prettier than me?"

"Shh." Curry sauce put his hand on Wa Shi's mouth and said, "Mom doesn't want to answer this question."

Watanabe: "???"

It gets it.

At this moment, Wan Wu suddenly felt that he was a useless speaker.

At this time, vigorously hugged Da Bai and returned to the living room.

She put Dabai on the coffee table and said, "Dabai, turn on the projection mode, and teach the tile weak some knowledge."

"Ok."

The big white eyes flashed, and a picture was projected on the wall.

Watanabe: "!!!"

Seeing this scene, Wa Qiangwen showed a shocked emoji on his body.

It is obviously a robot of the same size, but Dabai has functions that it does not have at all!

"What kind of knowledge do you want to learn?" Dabai asked Wataru.

"Anything will do." Wa could not show a smiling face, and said, "I don't know anything."

"You can't help but laugh at nothing?" Dabai said.

Watanabe: "???"

Ji Yu almost laughed when he heard this.

"Da Bai is too vicious." Mika couldn't help laughing, and said, "As expected of the same voice as Ji Yu."

Wa Wuwei was so embarrassed that his facial expressions appeared, and Dabai's heart did not fluctuate. He said, "You do some questions first, and I will test your IQ."

"Wow!" Curry sauce's eyes lit up and said, "Dabai is so professional!"

Dabai retrieved a set of IQ test questions from the database and projected them on the wall one by one.

Watt was unable to face the wall and began to read the question.

"The first question, apples = 7.

Grapes = 5 + apples.

Apple = 1 + Banana.

Q: Apple + Grape + Banana = ? "

After reading the question, Mika excitedly slapped her thigh and said, "I know this question!!"

Da Bai heard the words and said, "This is a child's IQ test question, you should be."

Mika: "???"

Suddenly not so excited.

Wa was unable to look at the question and calculate, and said, "Apple = 7, grapes = 12, bananas = 6, and the three add up to 25."

"correct."

Dabai's eyes flashed, and he changed the question: "Water, sun, gasoline, wind, cement, which of these is different?"

Watanabe: "?"

Mika: "???"

Curry paste: "???"

"I don't know this question!" Mei Jia looked at Da Bai in surprise and doubted, "This is also a test of children's IQ?"

"Of course." Dabai said.

"This is too difficult!" Curry sauce looked at the question and said, "I think the painting style of gasoline and cement is wrong. Is this a multiple-choice question?"

"This is a multiple choice question." Dabai said.

"Then I'll choose gasoline!" Mika stretched out her hand and said, "Among the five, only gasoline is harmful!"

Wataru didn't know what the answer to this question was. Hearing Mika's words, he said, "I also choose gasoline."

"Wrong." Dabai's tone remained unchanged, and he complained: "You are so stupid."

Watanabe: "???"

Crying emoji were revealed.

Curry paste touched the weak shell of the tile to show comfort, and asked curiously, "What is the correct answer to this question? It can't be cement, right?"

"It's cement." Looking vigorously at the curry sauce, he said, "Everything else can be used as energy, but not cement."

Curry sauce: "!!!"

Mika: "!!!"

After knowing the correct answer, suddenly there is a sudden realization, what is the matter?

"It turns out that this question is so simple!" Mei Jia said.

"Today is also a day to increase knowledge." Curry sauce was a little excited.

His big white eyes flashed, and he continued to change the subject: "If all A's are B's, and some B's are C's, then [there must be some A's that are C's].

Is this statement true or false?Or is it neither right nor good? "

Watanabe: "???"

Wah, who was vigorously complained about his poor logical thinking ability, was powerless and didn't even understand the question.

"I know every word, but why can't I understand the sentence?" Mika looked puzzled.

When Curry Sauce heard Mika's words, she nodded frantically with understanding, and said, "Me too!!"

The two scumbags looked at each other and couldn't help hugging each other.

Seeing that Wa was unable to answer, Dali sighed and said, "Your logical thinking ability is really poor."

Watanabe: "???"

Showing a burst of tears.

Seeing the curry sauce, the old mother softened again, and quickly said: "Wa Shifu, mother will teach you a universal formula for multiple-choice questions!

Three long and one short choose the shortest, and three short and one long choose the longest.

Two long and two short, choose B, uneven C is invincible! "

Watanabe: "get!"

vigorously:"???"

Ji Yu: "???"

This robot is really about to finish... .

Watanabe applied the formula of curry sauce, and quickly came up with the answer, saying, "I think this statement is neither wrong nor good."

"Wrong." Dabai projected a big X on the wall and said, "If you don't understand the title, you can replace A, B, and C with other nouns, instead of being self-deprecating and opportunistic."

When Mika heard Da Bai's words, she looked at Ji Yu suspiciously and said, "What does this mean?"

Ji Yu heard the words and explained: "A, B, and C are a bit convoluted. If you change it to something else, it will be better for reading and comprehension.

For example, if all cats are animals and some animals are dogs, then some cats must be dogs.

Do you think this statement is right or wrong? "

"Of course it's wrong!!" Mika replied in seconds.

Ji Yu nodded and said, "This question is actually the same as the one Dabai said."

Mika: "!!!"

She suddenly understood again!

"It turns out that this question can be understood like this! It's too simple!" Curry sauce said.

"Wan Shi can't even answer such a simple question." Dali looked at Wa Shi Shi and shook his head in disappointment.

Watanabe: Showing an expression of self-reproach.

Afterwards, Dabai then asked Wataru seven questions.

Of the ten questions, Wa Wuheng only answered the first one correctly.

After the answer, Mika and Curry Sauce couldn't bear to watch.

There is an inexplicable feeling that tile is powerless to be publicly executed!

After Dabai asked the question, he turned off the projection mode, and said, "Wan Wu can't even understand common sense, so I applied to turn on Bluetooth to transmit common sense data.

I'd rather go into hibernate mode if I'm going to teach it common sense myself. "

"Pfft." Ji Yu and Dali couldn't help laughing when they heard Da Bai's words.

　　"Hahahaha." Mika and Curry Sauce couldn't hold back for a while, and laughed directly.

Dabai would rather sleep than teach tile common sense, this is too cruel!

Watanabe: With a sad expression on his face.

Shaking his shoulders and laughing for a while, Ji Yu looked at Da Bai and said, "Okay, turn on Bluetooth."

"Bluetooth is on." Dabai said.

Vigorously looked at Wataru, and said, "You are so advanced in technology, you should have Bluetooth too, right?"

"Of course there is!"

In order to prove himself, there is even a bluetooth icon where the tile is unable to display the emoji.

The two robots were quickly connected to each other, and Dabai closed his eyes and said, "Transmitting data, 1%, 2%..."