I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"What did you say???"

Xiao Hei slapped the chair in shock and stood up, saying word by word, "You want to pursue another smart speaker? Do you like it?"

"That's right!" Watanabe affirmed in a weak tone.

"Zhao Haitang!!" Xiao Hei suddenly shouted, and said, "I asked you to teach Wa incapable of understanding the world, but you actually taught him to fall in love, you, you..."

Xiao Hei's tone sounded very excited, as if he was out of breath.

"Xiao Hei seems to be very angry." said vigorously.

"You must be angry. I wanted to teach him to be a Terminator, but he ended up being a lover. Who is not angry?" Yifei said.

Having said that, Yi Fei was still very relieved.

Love the brain is good, stupid, don't worry about the threat to human beings.

"Xiao Hei won't fire Zhao Haitang?" Mei Jia worriedly asked.

Zhao Haitang panicked when she heard this!

He didn't know that he couldn't teach tile powerlessness to love!

Blackie didn't say anything!

In this case, he should be considered innocent, right?

"Xiao Hei, listen to my explanation." Zhao Haitang turned her head and said frantically.

"Don't explain." Xiao Hei interrupted Zhao Haitang with an excited tone: "You—you did a great job!!"

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Others who thought Xiao Hei was angry: "???"

What's the situation? ?

When everyone was stunned, Xiao Hei said excitedly: "I really didn't expect that Wah Wu could understand love! My learning chip really has unlimited potential!

Zhao Haitang, please help Wah unable to chase the little flower. When it catches up, I will buy it a house and a car and give it a betrothal gift, and I will give the two of them a wedding!

When the time comes, I invite Ji Yu's friend over, and he must also want to witness this great scene with his own eyes! "

Thinking of the high probability of seeing Ji Yu's friend this time, Xiao Hei's tone became even more excited.

Ji Yu: "???"

Thank you for the invitation, people are on the scene, not interested!

When Mika heard Xiao Hei's words, an exciting thought came to her mind.

She leaned into Zi Qiao's ear and whispered, "Xiao Hei said that he wants to buy a house and a car for Wa Can't, as well as a betrothal gift.

The little flowers are ours, so aren't all these things ours? "

Mika's little heart was beating fast, could she rely on Xiaohua to fulfill her dream of owning a house and a car?

Zi Qiao's thoughts are not as optimistic as Mika's.

He glanced at the flowers and tiles on the coffee table and said, "Are you sure that the house and car that Xiao Hei bought for the two speakers will be of a size that we humans can use?"

Mika: "???"

This is so reasonable, she can't refute it!

The imagined house and car were gone, and Mika felt a little disappointed.

Ziqiao held Mika's hand and said, "Wife, I will work hard to make money. I will give you the house and car."

When Mika heard this, the loss in her heart disappeared immediately.

She took Zi Qiao's hand back and nodded with a smile: "I believe in you!"

aside.

Xiao Hei makes Wa unable to study hard, and tries to catch Xiao Hua as soon as possible.

He can't wait to meet Ji Yu's friends!

If the other party knew that the AI ​​robot he made could understand love, he would definitely be impressed!

Not only that, once Wataru has mastered the secrets of picking up girls, he can also steal it.

Just thinking about it makes me a little excited~~~

"Zhao Haitang, take good care of Tawa's weakness, it and Xiaohua have made new progress, and report to me in time." Xiaohei instructed.

"No problem!" Zhao Haitang's voice was loud and clear.

Knowing that Xiao Hei was not angry, and that he was praised for doing a good job by mistake, Zhao Haitang was completely relieved.

The job is still stable!

After hanging up the phone, Wa looked at Zi Qiao with serious emoji, and said, "Brother Zi Qiao, I would like to learn how to pick up girls from you, please teach me to chase Xiaohua!"

"okay--"

Zi Qiao stood up immediately, and rushed into the bedroom with the tile in his arms, retreating and teaching him what he had learned all his life.

three minutes later.

Ziqiao came out weakly holding the tile, and said, "It's done!"

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

"So fast?!" Yi Fei looked surprised.

"You don't understand." Zi Qiao's voice sounded, saying: "The world's martial arts, only fast is not broken! Brother Zi Qiao's unique skills are short and powerful, which is different from Zhao Haitang's stinky and long love poems."

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Everyone:"???"

Seeing Ziqiao's mouth closed, Meijia was surprised: "Ziqiao, when did you learn to speak ventriloquism? Also, why do you call yourself brother?"

"..." Ji Yu heard Mika's words, and said, "Didn't you find out? The words just now were said by Wa Can't."

"what?!!!"

Mika looked startled, obviously she really didn't notice it.

"Why did the weak voice of Wa become the same as that of Lao Bu?" Dali looked puzzled.

Watt was unable to hear the words and explained: "Because my learning chip has a memory function."

"That's not right!" Zhao Haitang stared at the powerlessness and said, "Didn't you remember my voice? Can you remember someone else's?"

"Of course." Watan had a smug expression on his body: "You underestimate my learning chip."

Zhao Haitang was even more puzzled when she heard the words: "Since you can remember Brother Ziqiao's voice in three minutes, why do you remember my voice after I said it all night?"

"Probably because I don't want to remember your voice."

There was an emoji of grievance on Wu Wuqiang's body, and he said, "But you forced me to brainwash me after you said it all night."

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Is the truth so cruel? .

Chapter 358

Zhao Haitang felt a little autistic after listening to Watanabe's words.

At this moment, the curry sauce jumped over from the next door, smiled and said: "I heard that there is a new automatic wine selling robot in the bar, I am going to have a look, do you want to go together?"

"Automatic wine selling robot?"

When Mika heard this, her eyes suddenly lit up: "Are you handsome? Are you tall?"

Ziqiao: "???"

Is it because his legs are not long enough, or is his face not enough?

"Uh..." Curry sauce heard Mika's words, thought about the pictures posted by netizens, and hesitated: "It's quite tall, and it's a different style from Wataru. It's handsome, let's see how you understand it."

Watanabe: "???"

A wine-selling robot is even taller and more handsome than it?

It does not accept!

When Mika heard Curry Sauce's words, she automatically made up the Schwarzenegger image of T-800 in "Terminator", and she was excited at that time!

She stood up from the sofa and suggested, "It's been a long time since I went to the bar. It just so happened that Wa couldn't afford to go on a date with Xiaohua. The bar has a good atmosphere, why don't we play together for a while?"

"Okay." Yifei nodded, expressing interest in the automatic wine-selling robot in the bar.

Zi Qiao looked at Wa Qiang, and said, "The bar is indeed a good place for a date, and Wa Qiang's flirting in the bar will definitely be smoother!"

Although Mika went to the bar for an impure purpose, she wasn't a nympho for a day or two, and Zi Qiao didn't take it to heart at all.

The most important thing right now is to help Wawa to successfully catch up with Xiaohua!

In order to catch up with the reality show "Washed Powerless", Ji Yu stood up stretched and said, "I'll go too."

Intuition told him that Xiaohua should not be easy to tease!

When Ji Yu went, Dali naturally wouldn't stay in the apartment.

Seeing this, Meijia was a little embarrassed and said, "Wan Yu and Zhan Bo are not at home, Guan Gu accompanies Youyou to the maternity check-up. If we all leave, who will take care of Xiaoxiaobu 々"?"

Hearing this, Yifei glanced at Zhao Haitang, who was autistic, and said, "Zhao Haitang, are you going?"

"certainly!!"

Zhao Haitang stood up from the sofa resolutely and said, "Xiao Hei asked me to help Wa unable to chase Xiao Hua, I must be present on their date!"

It doesn't matter whether he can mix assists or not, the important thing is that he has helped to take care of the children before, and it feels like life!

He definitely doesn't want to be left alone in the apartment!

Wa could not hear Zhao Haitang's words, and said, "You don't have to."