I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

The next second, she suddenly realized something and sang: "Eyes staring like copper bells~~ Shooting lightning-like shrewdness~~~

Ears are erect like antennas~~Watch out for all suspicious sounds~~~

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

vigorously:"???"

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

"Why did you suddenly sing?"

Zi Qiao heard the higher and higher high-pitched voice, and came out of the bedroom in surprise and said, "Yi Fei, is your voice better?"

"That's right!" Yifei's face was full of surprise, she clenched her fists and showed her biceps, and said, "Not only does my voice get better, but my body is also stronger.

I have a cold! "

Everyone was shocked when they heard Yifei's words!

"It will be so soon, my old sister is indeed a golden saint!" Zhan Bo exclaimed.

"I don't think it's that simple." Meijia looked at Zeng Xiaoxian sharply and said, "Did Sister Yifei infect Teacher Zeng with the virus?"

"No way." Dali glanced at Yifei's biceps and said, "Mr. Hu often exercises, it's not surprising that it's so good."

Ji Yu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and said with concern, "Mr. Zeng, how are you? Take two steps without being sick."

"I...cough"! "

Zeng Xiaoxian squeezed his throat with his hand and said, "I seem to be really infected, this...cough...this is unscientific!"

The more he spoke, the more Zeng Xiaoxian felt that his throat was burning.

When Mika heard this, she said, "This is very scientific! The true love virus was vigorously proposed, and it can't be more scientific!"

Zeng Xiao Xian:"???"

That makes sense!

Yifei supported Zeng Xiaoxian, who was shivering from the cold, and said with a smile, "Zeng Xiaoxian, I didn't expect you to love me so much."

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and said, "I don't love you, I just have absolutely no resistance to you."

Yifei: "..."

If it wasn't for Zeng Xiaoxian's hoarseness as if there were two catties of phlegm in her throat, she would almost be moved!

"Teacher Zeng is worthy of being a role model for my generation, and he doesn't hesitate to use his life to seduce girls!" Zi Qiao said with a smile.

Hearing Ziqiao talking sarcastically, Zeng Xiaoxian glared at him in disgust.

How did things turn out like this!

He doesn't want to be infected at all!

What went wrong?

Zeng Xiaoxian frowned and thought, and after a while, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said to Zi Qiao: "Zi Qiao...cough! Can you help me up?

I am afraid that Yifei is too close to me, and I will send it back to her later. "

"Okay." Zi Qiao readily agreed without thinking too much.

Yifei was also a little worried that she would be infected again. Seeing that Ziqiao was willing to help, she decisively handed Zeng Xiaoxian over to him.

Zeng Xiaoxian put one of Ziqiao's hands on his waist and said, "You help me like this, otherwise I will be uncomfortable."

Ziqiao: "???"

How does this action feel gay in gay?

Ji Yu looked at the movements of the two and always felt a little familiar.

Just now Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be supporting Yifei like this!

"Zi Qiao, Ah Shou-!!" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly turned his head and spit Zi Qiao's face.

"Aren't you disgusting!" Zi Qiao glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian with disgust, raised his hand and wiped his face.

Maybe it was because the sneezing was too disgusting, a layer of goose bumps appeared on Zi Qiao's arm, and she even shivered suddenly.

"Cough cough!" Zeng Xiaoxian cleared his throat, feeling that his throat suddenly became clear.

He looked overjoyed, laughed and patted Zi Qiao on the shoulder, saying, "Good brother! You have infected my virus!"

Ziqiao: "???"

Hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words, Ziqiao suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Why is he so cold!

This doesn't seem to be just nausea... but a cold symptom?

"You plot against me!!" Zi Qiao glared at Zeng Xiaoxian and sneezed angrily: "Ahh-!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian ducked nimbly, patted Qiao Qiao's shoulder from behind, and said with a smile, "How can this be called a plot? It's obviously because you love me deeply."

Ziqiao: "???"

Pooh!

Zeng Xiaoxian really didn't expect this wave to happen. He just imitated the situation that Yifei infected him, but he didn't expect the virus to actually reach Ziqiao!

Ji Yu was very surprised when he understood Zeng Xiaoxian's operation.

This virus is kind of evil.

"Is the true love virus real?" Ji Yu muttered.

"No." Dali heard Ji Yu's words and said seriously: "Xiao Xiaobu and Sister Meijia are both sick, and Lao Bu has the most contact with patients. It is normal for him to catch a cold."

Ji Yu heard the words and reminded: "You didn't say that before."

"That's to persuade Sister Meijia to go into quarantine." Dali said confidently.

While the two were talking, Zi Qiao went back to the house and took a set of live broadcast equipment, and said tremblingly, "I, I will go to the empty suite for isolation, and sell some small cakes by the way."

Seeing that Ziqiao's hands were shaking, Mika felt so distressed: "You can't even hold the small cake, how can you broadcast it live?"

"It's okay, Sister Meijia." Curry sauce suddenly stood up and said, "I can help Uncle sell goods!"

She is professional.

"No!" Mika panicked when she heard Curry Sauce's words.

This virus is spread by true love. There is love between Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng, so she has no problem.

But if Ziqiao infects the virus to the curry sauce, there is love between the two, and it is spread that she will not be ashamed!

When Curry Sauce heard Mika's words, she thought she was worried about herself, and said with a smile: "Sister Mika, don't worry, I will wear a mask, absolutely safe!

Just in time for the uncle to be sick, I set up a disabled person for him, and the small cake will definitely be sold out! "

Mika: "々..."

Although she was indeed worried about curry paste being infected, this kind of worry was not the kind of worry that curry paste thought.

Seeing that the curry sauce only wanted to help sell small cakes, Mika felt a little ashamed for some reason.

She gnawed on her nails anxiously, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, took out her mobile phone and sent a text message to Zhao Haitang.

……

When Meijia contacted Zhao Haitang, Ziqiao and Curry Sauce had already left 3601 and went to the empty suite.

Zeng Xiaoxian sat back on the sofa, stretched out comfortably, and said, "The virus has left us, so I can finally breathe a sigh of relief."

"Don't be too optimistic." Zhang Wei stood up and said, "I'm going to make some Banlangen milk tea for self-defense. Would you drink it?"

Ji Yu: "??? Banlangen milk tea, what kind of dark food is this?"

"It's not dark!" Zhang Wei looked at Ji Yu and assured, "I've had it before, and it tastes good."

"This drink sounds like a punk health care." Dali said.

"I want to try it, give me a cup." Wan Yu raised her hand.

"Me too!" Zhan Bo followed closely.

After a while, everyone wants it, except Ji Yu.

Zhang Wei looked at Ji Yu and continued Amway: "Master, the taste is really good, you believe me."

Ji Yu struggled for a moment and said, "Can you add pearls?"

Zhang Wei: "???"

I am afraid you are embarrassing me.

"Om, hum—"

Zhang Wei had just walked away, but a second later, Ji Yu's cell phone suddenly rang.

I looked at the number, it was a scam call.

Ji Yu was about to hang up (De Nuo Zhao), but was vigorously stopped, and said, "Don't hang up first, there has been a high incidence of telecom fraud recently, and the question of the brain boy competition may be involved. I want to hear what the liar has to say."

"???"

Everyone was shocked when they heard Dali's words!

"Your quiz will still involve this?" Mika looked surprised and said, "I thought it was all math questions."

"There may also be math problems." Dali explained: "Brain Man is a three-no contest, no syllabus, no scope, no reference, so all knowledge must be reserved."

"Amazing!" Zhan Bo praised Dali in admiration.

Ji Yu heard the words, connected to the fraudulent call, and turned on the speakerphone.

The other party spoke in non-standard Mandarin and said directly: "Are you Ji Yu? Your son is in our hands, immediately remit [-] yuan to the xxxxxx account, or you will be responsible for the consequences!"

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he whispered, "It's only [-], do you despise our Ji Yubing?"

"Pfft!" Yifei almost laughed when she heard this.

After listening to the liar vigorously, he said to Ji Yu, "Cousin, let it go. It's an old routine, and it's useless."