I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ji Yu didn't hang up when he heard the words, but said indifferently to the phone: "Tear up the ticket, I've wanted a second child for a long time."

fraud:"????"

Is it so cruel!

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Chapter 369

"Hahahahaha."

After hanging up, everyone was amused by Ji Yu's words.

"The liar must be confused." Yifei said with a smile.

"The liar probably wanted to say: I think you can save me again!" Zhan Bo imitated the other party's tone.

Wan Yu heard the words and cooperated: "If [-] is too expensive, I can give you a discount!"

"Pfft." Ji Yu was amused by the two of them.

It's okay to get a discount!

"Om, hum—"

Suddenly, Dali's cell phone rang.

I took it out and looked at it, and it was a scam call again.

Seeing this, Ji Yu raised his eyebrows and said, "There has been a high incidence of fraud recently."

When Ji Yu was speaking, he pressed the answer forcefully and turned on the speakerphone.

The others fell silent for a moment, wanting to hear what the liar would say.

"Hello, is this Miss Zhuge Dali?"

A standard Mandarin came out and said, "I am from the Criminal Division of the First Intermediate People's Court of Modu, and I have a summons for you."

"!!!" Mika frowned instantly when she heard this.

She pressed the mute button and said with a worried expression: "This Mandarin is too standard, and the tone is so serious. If I hadn't known that he was a liar, I probably wouldn't have been able to tell the difference."

"Yes." Wan Yu nodded in agreement and said, "This liar's Mandarin is even more standard than Teacher Zeng's."

Zeng Xiao Xian:"???"

I feel offended!

He looked at Mika vigorously and said, "He does a good job, but I can let him show his flaws."

"what!!"

When Meijia heard the words, she immediately became interested: "How to do it?"

Dali smiled, canceled the mute state, and replied, "I'm Zhuge Dali, are you the third or fourth court?"

other side:"?"

The liar was stunned when he heard Dali's words!

After cheating for so long, it was the first time someone asked him back.

It seems that this guy is not stupid.

Fortunately, he is not a vegetarian!

The liar paused, his tone remained unchanged, and calmly said: "I am from the Fourth Tribunal."

"Oh?" Dali heard the words and pretended to be surprised: "But there is no fourth court in the Demon City."

fraud:"???"

Do you still mention it without the Fourth Tribunal?

Is this guy blowing me up?

The liar panicked for a second, forcibly calmed down, and said, "You don't understand, there was a fourth court in the Magic Capital before, but it was later merged with the third court.

I was originally from the Fourth Tribunal, so it's easy to say. "

The regions where he plays games are often merged, so the Tribunal should also be merged, right?

Vigorously heard the liar's words, without complaining about him, suddenly realized: "So that's the case! Is my summons a public prosecution case or a private prosecution case?"

fraud:"???"

What the hell are these two!

Hearing the silence on the phone, Mika already wanted to laugh.

She can already make up the liar's confused expression!

Really strong!

When the liar was silent, Dali didn't wait for him, and said directly: "I suggest you say private prosecution, because the procuratorate contacts me in public prosecution cases, not the court."

Liar who is stealing Baidu: "??? Are you teaching me to do things?"

"Hahahahahaha."

When everyone heard the liar's words, they couldn't help laughing.

This tone is stunned and aggrieved, and even a little dissatisfied.

The liar heard the laughter of several people, and became even more confused!

Without a doubt, he was toyed with!

"Who are you? You won't be from the court, are you?" the liar asked nervously.

Did he directly flush the spring water this time?

"No." Ji Yu opened his mouth and said, "We are just a famous detective Conan who looks like a child but is smarter than ordinary people!"

fraud:"???"

God is such a famous Detective Conan!

The scammer hung up the phone in anger and added the number to the blacklist of the fraud system.

"Hahahahaha."

On the sofa, Yi Fei and the others were laughing all over the place.

"It's so fun to tease a liar." Yifei said.

"Dali is too strong, just hang up the liar and beat him!" Mei Jia said.

"That's necessary." Ji Yu said: "Xiaohua can hang and beat liars in a fancy way, and Vigor is definitely stronger than Xiaohua."

Hearing Ji Yu's straightforward compliment, Dali felt a little embarrassed.

She looked at everyone and said, "I haven't seen this routine before. If my mother often took me to and from the court, I wouldn't know about it."

"I will send a circle of friends, let everyone be careful!"

Mika said, took out her mobile phone and sent a circle of friends.

"Everyone—"

At this time, Zhang Wei came over from the balcony next door and said with a smile, "The Banlangen milk tea is ready to drink."

"right away!"

It's about physical health, we didn't delay, and acted as soon as possible.

3602.

Ji Yu tentatively took a mouthful of Banlangen milk tea and found that the taste was alright.

"How is it? I didn't lie to you." Zhang Wei saw that Ji Yu had already drank half a cup, and said with a smile: "There is still more after drinking, I made a big pot."

When Meijia heard this, she said strangely, "Why did you buy so many Banlangen roots?"

"Cough, cough, cough..."

As soon as Mika finished speaking, there was a sudden coughing sound from the door.

Everyone looked up and saw Zhao Haitang being supported by the quilt Qiao, and said weakly: "Before the pharmacy had a discount, ahem... Lawyer Zhang was greedy for cheap and stocked up a lot, ahem..."

"Zhao Haitang?!" Yifei looked surprised when she saw him: "How did you become like this?"

Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Ziqiao was walking steadily and her face was ruddy, not like she was sick at all.

Looking at Zhao Haitang's ill appearance, she guessed, "Zi Qiao, did you infect Zhao Haitang with the virus?"

"I did not do it on purpose!"

Zi Qiao looked helpless and said, "I was quarantined well, but Zhao Haitang insisted that I infect him, and he ended up like this."

Zeng Xiao Xian:"???"

And this kind of operation?

"Zhao Haitang, is there something wrong with you?" Yifei frowned and said, "Even if you want to prove your brotherhood with Ziqiao, you don't need to hurt your own body!"

Ji Yu heard the words and said, "I don't think Zhao Haitang wants to prove his brotherhood with Ziqiao, he is afraid of the curry sauce being infected, right?"

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Mika: "???"

You know this as well? !

The others suddenly reacted when they heard Ji Yu's words.

"Yes! It was the curry sauce who took care of Ziqiao originally. Zhao Haitang was afraid that the curry sauce would be infected, so he let Ziqiao infect him!" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized.

"Okay, Zhao Haitang, for the curry sauce! It's definitely true love!"

Zhang Wei said, and handed Zhao Haitang a cup of Banlangen milk tea.

"Where's the curry paste person?" Yi Fei said excitedly, "If she knew that you paid so much for her, she must be very moved, right?"