I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

It's not just a virus, it's love that can't be stopped thousands of miles away! "

Ji's mother: "???"

Dad Ji: "???"

What are these stupid kids saying?

Dali saw the two of them with a confused look, and explained the true love virus. ..

Ji's mother was stunned when she heard it!

"And such a miraculous virus!"

When Dad Ji heard this, he frowned and said, "This is not scientific."

"No, it's very scientific!" Ji's mother firmly believed that she was the person who loved Ji Yu the most, and said, "There is a concept in physics called quantum entanglement.

It is said that in the microscopic world, no matter how far apart the two particles are, the change of one particle will affect the other particle.

This virus may have mutated and evolved in the process of infection, so the skill tree of quantum infection was opened! "

Ji Yu: "???"

vigorously:"???"

other people:"???"

"Although I don't understand it well, I feel so powerful!" Mika said.

"As expected of Ji Yu's mother, she is indeed a scholar!" Curry sauce said.

Dali thinks this statement is as ridiculous as the true love virus, but Ji's mother is an elder, or a big boss like her mother-in-law.

Seeing that Ji's mother was in high spirits, she was vigorously obedient and did not refute.

After hearing what Ji's mother said, Ji's father frowned deeper: "No, I don't believe it."

When Ji's mother heard this, she was dissatisfied and said, "What's wrong?"

"It's obvious that I'm sick too, but you didn't infect me with the virus! Cough cough..."

Ji's father coughed and looked at Ji's mother with aggrieved expression: "In your heart, Xiaoyu is the most important, I'm not important at all, right?"

Ji's mother: "???"

This is a sending proposition!

Ji Yu didn't expect that this was what Ji's father insisted he didn't believe.

He hung up the video a little dumbfounded to give his mother space to coax people.

Standing up and moving his muscles and bones, he felt that his body was full of strength again, Ji Yu stretched comfortably, and said:

"Whether quantum contagion is real or not, we can breathe a sigh of relief now that the virus is gone."

"Hmm!" Everyone nodded in agreement.

Everyone went to bed early that night.

It's really hard to feel sick, and you don't want to get sick again.

……

the next day.

"Bang Bang Bang!!!"

Ji Yu was still sleeping when he suddenly heard a slam on the door.

"Ji Yu, wake up!"

Yi Fei's voice came from outside the door, with an anxious tone: "Something has happened! Dali is stupid!"

Ji Yu: "????"

[Today is the second watch, so, do you have a monthly pass? ].

Chapter 372

Hearing Yifei's words, Ji Yu, who was sleepy, woke up from shock!

He quickly lifted the quilt and got out of bed, rushing to the door like the wind.

"Dali is stupid? What's going on?"

Yifei glanced at Ji Yu's hair, which she couldn't take care of, and dragged him towards the living room, saying, "You can see for yourself."

living room.

Dali and Mika sat on the sofa together, saw Ji Yu coming, turned to look at Ji Yu, and said hello with a smile: "Cousin~~"

Hearing this, Ji Yu smiled vigorously, turned to look at Yifei, and said, "She looks normal."

Yifei: "???"

Are you serious? !

"Don't you think Dali laughs like a fool?" Yifei asked aloud.

Dali heard this, his mouth pouted, and he immediately restrained his smile.

She is not stupid!

Ji Yu didn't pay attention to Dali's small movements, and when he looked again, Dali didn't laugh much anymore.

It looks about the same as usual.

Seeing this, Ji Yu said to Yifei, "It's not like that! Dali is so stupid, so cute."

Hearing this, Dali showed an uncontrollable smile on his face.

　04 Mika, who took all the expressions of Dali into her eyes: "???"

But Fan Jiyu looks back now...

Yifei never imagined that Dali still had two faces in front of her and Ji Yu!

But it doesn't matter, a smile can be concealed, but some things can't be concealed.

Seeing Ji Yu sitting down beside Dali, Yifei pointed to the breakfast on the coffee table and said, "Ji Yu, this is Dali's breakfast, you can try it while it's hot."

"It tastes amazing!" Mika raised her eyebrows.

Ji Yu: "?"

Looking at the breakfast that I made, I can see that it is a very good-looking ramen and lemonade.

Ji Yu picked up the chopsticks and tasted it curiously.

As soon as the salty and bitter face entered his mouth, Ji Yu immediately spat it out, frowning: "What is this!"

"Hurry up and drink a glass of water." Yi Fei took the initiative to hand Ji Yu the lemonade.

Ji Yu took it without hesitation and drank half a glass in one go.

The spicy taste goes straight from the base of the tongue to the throat, without the slightest defense!

Ji Yu: "????"

"Why is this lemonade spicy!!"

Ji Yu got up from the sofa blushing and went straight to the bathroom to rinse his mouth.

A few minutes later, he returned to the living room and looked at Yifei.

"Don't look at me." Yi Fei said innocently, "Water is made by Dali, you ask Dali."

Hearing this, Vigor shrank his neck and looked a little nervous.

Ji Yu glanced at Dali, looked back at Yifei, and said, "The knife is made by a blacksmith, but if the killer uses it to kill someone, who do you think should be held responsible?"

Yifei: "???"

Blame, blame her?

Seeing that Ji Yu didn't blame Dali at all, Mika felt like she had eaten a mouthful of dog food!

Look at the strength of this short guard.

Good luck is real!

Although Dali didn't blame it, Ji Yu was still a little curious why Dali made the lemonade spicy.

Sitting back next to Dali again, Ji Yu said, "Dali, is this a new appetizer drink?"

"Appetizing?" Mika complained when she heard the words, "I think this is an anal drink!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Anal is okay!

Looking at Ji Yu vigorously, he shook his head and explained, "This is not a new drink, this is lemonade. As for why it is spicy..."

He vigorously moved his little head, opened his eyes wide, and explained, "Maybe it's because this lemon has a hot heart."

Ji Yu: "???"

"Listen to this explanation, how pale and powerless." Yi Fei looked at Ji Yu and said, "Do you still think that Dali is the same as before?"

Ji Yu frowned when he heard the words, and said, "Dali is really weird today."

Yifei: "!!!"

He found it!

He finally found it!

The villain in Yifei's heart was beating gongs and drums with joy, but seeing Ji Yu grinned, he said, "Dali is so cute today."

Yifei: "???"

The cold dog food smashed the villain to death.

"just kidding."