I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother
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Ji Yu put away his smile, looked at Dali, and said seriously, "Baby, are you drinking fake wine behind my back?"
According to his observation, Dali's current state is very similar to that of a drunk Zhuge Daili!
Dali heard Ji Yu's words, shook his head repeatedly, and said, "I'm not drinking, I'm a good baby."
"Why is your face so red when you don't drink?"
Ji Yu said, touched Dali's face with his hand, not only red, but also very hot.
Seeing that Ji Yu had misunderstood himself, Baba felt wronged: "I really didn't drink, I seem to be sick."
Ji Yu: "!!!"
Not without this possibility!
"Dali doesn't have a fever, right?" Mika looked nervous.
"Body temperature gun body temperature gun..." Yi Fei opened the drawer and searched, found the body temperature gun and measured the temperature of Dali, 38.1!
Dali really has a fever, and the temperature is not low!
"How could this be? Didn't the virus spread to other places?" Mika looked surprised.
Ji Yu heard the words and said: "It may have been infected yesterday, but the attack is slower."
"Impossible!" Mei Jia said with a firm expression, "The one who has been vigorously obtained must also be the true love virus! She must have been in contact with the patient today."
"I remember it!" Yifei flashed a flash of inspiration and said, "When I first came here today, I saw Dali making a phone call and it seemed like it was Mom."
mom?
When Ji Yu heard the words, he immediately thought of Ji's mother.
He found out the anti-fever sticker and put it on Dali, and said, "Could it be that the virus that was passed on by my mother yesterday has come back today?"
"Look at the call log." Mei Jia handed the phone to Ji Yu.
Ji Yu directly unlocked with his fingerprint and checked the latest incoming calls.
The remarks showed that it was his mother, and he remembered that the remarks that Vigorously changed for Ji's mother was a single-word mother.
Looking at the number specially, Ji Yu confirmed, "It's not my mother, it's Auntie Dasheng."
"This is unscientific!" Mika didn't believe it, how could it not be true love virus that she got with great effort!
Seeing the resistance on Mika's face, Dali said dumbly, "My mother is sick. She was infected while taking care of her mother-in-law."
"I knew it!!" Mika was excited when she heard Dali's words.
She knew that Dali was also the true love virus.
"Why are you so excited?"
Yifei had a headache and said, "This virus is so contagious, and it's back now, aren't you afraid of being infected?"
"No." Mika said confidently, "Ji Yu is definitely more than I love."
Ji Yu: "???"
That's right, but he doesn't want to get sick!
Yifei believed Mika's fallacies and breathed a sigh of relief.
She patted Ji Yu's shoulder and said, "It's also good to be sure that it is the true love virus. From the current situation, as long as it is transmitted to others, it will be cured immediately.
She will participate in the Brain Boy Finals tomorrow. If she has a common cold, it will be too late. "
Meijia also looked at Ji Yu and said, "Ji Yu, you quickly spread the virus away, I asked Dali today for a brain teaser, but Dali didn't answer correctly!
In her state, she absolutely cannot go to the finals! "
Ji Yu was a little curious when he heard the words: "What kind of brain teaser?"
Seeing Ji Yu's interest, Mika said, "The power went out during dinner, why does the light come on when I take two bites of rice?"
Ji Yu: "?"
"Why?" Ji Yu looked blank.
Such a brain teaser, he had never heard of it.
Seeing this, Dali suddenly stood up from the sofa, pointed at the sky with one hand on his hips, and said, "Because—the energy of Balala!"
Ji Yu: "??????"
God is so splendid! .
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Ji Yu pulled Meng Meng vigorously back to the sofa and sat down, looked at Mika, and said, "I think the brain teaser is too unpopular.
If you ask a professional, maybe Dali's IQ hasn't dropped much. "
After all, it is sickness, not drunkenness. Although it looks dull now, it cannot be directly generalized to the situation of drunkenness.
Yi Fei heard Ji Yu's words and thought: "Dali reads books every day, and his professional knowledge is very strong.
Maybe she doesn't need to use her brain to answer the question, she can answer it by conditioned reflex! "
"Really?" Vigorously looked at Yi Fei with a look of anticipation.
"Really." Ji Yu rubbed Dali's head and said to Mei Jia, "Ask, Dali can do it."
Hearing the words vigorously, he clenched his fists to cheer himself up, and said, "I can do it!"
Mika: "..."
Seeing everyone looking at her expectantly, Mika looked complicated and said, "It's not that I don't want to ask, but are you sure I know Dali's professional knowledge?"
Yifei: "???"
Ji Yu: "???"
I'm sorry, he was ill-considered!
Yifei looked around, picked up a book from the sofa, and said, "This seems to be a vigorous review of materials, let's pick and ask about it."
"Okay." Nodding vigorously, he didn't seem to panic at all.
Ji Yu saw that there was a quick-responder on the coffee table, and reached out and handed it to Dali, so that he could practice quick-response.
Dali took it easily, looking a little puzzled, and said, "Cousin, why did you give me a vegetable bell?"
Ji Yu: "???"
"This is the quick-responder you bought to practice quick-responding, have you forgotten?" Ji Yu looked worried.
Seeing this, Vigor patted his head with his hand, and said, "I remember it! This is a quick responder!"
Although I don't remember why I need to exercise my hand speed, but with that said, my cousin shouldn't be worried?
When Ji Yu heard Dali's words, the worry on his face was indeed a little less.
He looked at Yifei and said, "Ask."
Yifei nodded, looked at the information, and said, "A bear fell into a trap 19.617 meters deep, and the fall time was exactly 2 seconds. What kind of bear is this?"
"I know!" Dali said with some information in his mind, "For this question, use the acceleration of gravity to calculate the geographic location."
Mika was excited when she heard this.
"It's true that Dali's professional knowledge can't be covered! You don't even know the energy of Balala, but you know the acceleration of gravity~〃!"
Ji Yu was also a little excited when he heard the words.
As expected, Dali didn't become particularly stupid, at least, Dali definitely didn't know the acceleration of gravity!
"Di... ding!"
He pressed the bell vigorously twice before he rang the bell, and replied aloud, "This is an - Antarctic bear!"
Ji Yu: "???"
Yifei: "???"
Mika: "???"
Where did the bears come from in Antarctica!
"It's over." Yifei put down the review materials and said, "If you answer like this in the finals, Dali will definitely be laughed at by everyone."
Hearing this, the little mouth pouted.
Seeing this, Ji Yu quickly touched Dali's head and said, "No, no, no one will laugh at you."
"Yes, vigorously." Mika agreed and said, "Don't worry, with your bell ringing speed, you may not be able to answer the question at all!"
vigorously:"???"
Ji Yu: "???"
Are you the devil? ?
Seeing Dali's lost drooping head down, Ji Yu stretched out his hand to take the information and said, "One more question, maybe it just didn't work properly."
Hearing the words vigorously, he looked at Ji Yu with innocent eyes like a deer.
Ji Yu: "!!!"
The little cousin is so cute!
"Cough." Ji Yu cleared his throat and said, "Listen to the question. Immunologically, myasthenia gravis is an autoimmune disease. What is the cause of the patient's muscle weakness?"
Hearing the words vigorously, he pressed the bell hard and said, "Yes...Yes..."
There are some fragmented data in my mind, but my head is dizzy. These data are mixed together and become a bunch of things that I can't understand.
"Yes" for a while, then vigorously opened his mouth and said, "The reason is that there is too little exercise!"
Ji Yu: "???"
Is this answer too simplistic and rude?
Ji Yu looked at Dali and said helplessly: "The correct answer is that after being infected by the virus, the body is stimulated to produce some kind of antibody.
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