I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Stuffed with five-year-old Dali Jiangjiang?

He was afraid he would laugh.

……

Because the flower kiss therapy doesn't work, Ji Yu continues to try other infection methods.

Drinking vigorously drank water, admiring portraits of being vigorously sneezed, and quantum contagion... all useless!

After tossing until the afternoon, Vigor's body temperature did not decrease but increased, reaching 38.5 degrees.

Ji Yu looked at the thermometer with a worried expression.

Vigorously stroked Ji Yu's frown, and said, "Cousin, don't worry, I can memorize the multiplication formula, you believe me!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Who cares about this!

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Dali who had not recited the complete multiplication formula all morning. He held back his laughter and said:

"Don't frown, I think it's good for Dali, it's much cuter than usual!"

Hearing this, Yifei couldn't help pinching Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "If you think it's so cute, I can help you lower your IQ a little bit."

Saying that, Kacha moved his fingers.

Seeing this, Mika hurriedly stopped her: "Sister Yifei, calm down! Dali looks cute, so she's cute even if she's stupid.

Teacher Zeng is just stupid! "

Zeng Xiao Xian:"???"

Heartbroken!

Yifei heard Mika's words and thought it was very reasonable.

She put down her hands, looked at Zi Qiao, and said, "Zi Qiao, do you have any secret recipes for treating colds in the world?"

"No." Zi Qiao looked serious and said, "It's a God-given opportunity for us in the rivers and lakes to get sick! You can go to the hospital to tease the nurses in an open and honest way, why do you want to treat them?"

Yifei: "???"

When Mika heard Zi Qiao's words, she glanced at him with disgust.

At this time, Guan Gu suddenly rushed out of the room and said, "I thought of it! I thought of how to cure Dali's cold!"

"How to treat it?" Ji Yu looked at Guan Gu with a look of anticipation.

Guan Gu rushed to the sofa and smiled mysteriously: "It was Conan who inspired me!"

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

"Are you sure Conan teaches how to treat a cold, not how to kill someone?" Mika looked confused.

Guan Gu nodded and said, "Conan caught a cold once, and Heiji Hattori gave him white dry wine to drink.

Under the combined effect of cold and white dry wine, Conan recovered his body and became Kudo Shinichi! "

Guan Gu looked at the stupid Dali and said, "I heard that after Dali gets drunk, his IQ will also decrease.

We can give her a drink, maybe - fight fire with fire! "

"!!!"

Everyone's eyes lit up when they heard Guan Gu's words.

"This method is a bit interesting, maybe it really works!" Zi Qiao said.

"I'm going to get a drink!"

Mika immediately opened the refrigerator and took out all the liquor inside.

"Guan Gu, what is Conan drinking?" Mika asked.

"It's sorghum wine." Guan Gu said.

When Ji Yu heard the words, he immediately opened a bottle of sorghum wine, poured a glass and handed it to Dali.

Vigorously took the cup and drank it dry.

"How do you feel?" Ji Yu looked concerned.

After drinking vigorously, I felt my head even more dizzy.

But everyone looked at themselves expectantly, and vigorously didn't say what they really felt, but nodded and said, "I feel much better."

"It seems to work!" Yi Fei said with a delighted expression, "Ask Dali and try it!"

When Ji Yu heard the words, he immediately asked: "It's the same question from the morning. A bear fell into a deep-meter trap, and it took exactly 2 seconds to fall. What kind of bear is this?"

"Well……"

Vigorously lowering his head and thinking for 2 seconds, he tentatively replied: "Dead bear?"

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

Isn't this a brain teaser answer? !

"This answer is definitely wrong." Zi Qiao said.

"What is the correct answer to this question?" Mika looked at Yifei curiously.

In the morning, Yifei asked the question, she must have seen the answer!

"Cough." Yifei coughed lightly, a little embarrassed: "The answer is too long, I didn't remember it."

Ji Yu heard the words and explained: "The correct answer is the black bear.

First use the formula to calculate the gravitational acceleration as 9.8085. Geographically, this speed is about 44 degrees latitude.

Since the bear fell into the trap, it was a terrestrial bear.Terrestrial bears distributed at 44 degrees latitude include black bears and brown bears.

The depth of the trap is meters, indicating that the soil is alluvial parent material, so that it is easy to excavate.

Most brown bears are located in high altitude areas, and the risk factor of killing is high, and the value is not as high as that of black bears.

Therefore, it can be determined that the bear that falls into the trap is a black bear. "

Yifei: "!!!"

Mika: "!!!"

other people:"!!!"

After listening to Ji Yu's words, everyone was stunned!

This question actually involves so much knowledge, awesome!

"You can memorize such a complicated answer, it's too strong!" Zi Qiao adored her face.

If he had half of Ji Yu's memory, he wouldn't have failed the college entrance examination.

Ji Yu heard the words and said, "I didn't recite it, I just calculated it."

Ziqiao: "???"

other people:"???"

Are you still human? !

Zeng Xiaoxian's legs softened and he almost knelt down for Ji Yu.

As long as he has one-third of Ji Yu's IQ, he wouldn't still be a radio host now!

"Cousin, you are amazing." Vigorously folded his hands together, looking crazy.

Seeing this, Yi Fei said, "Ji Yu, you can compete for Dali, you will definitely dominate!"

Ji Yu: "???"

And this kind of operation? .

Chapter 375

When the others heard Yifei's words, their eyes lit up.

"That's fine!" Mika applauded.

Zi Qiao looked at Ji Yu and said, "In ancient times, Hua Mulan joined the army for her father, and now there is Ji Yu competing for Ai!"

Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a while and said, "I heard that Ji Yu's makeup skills are comparable to disguise, so if you go straight to women's clothes, no one will recognize it!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Are you serious? ?

"I don't think so." Dali said suddenly, frowning, looking very disapproving.

Seeing Dali's expression, everyone fell silent.

They don't seem to be making jokes about this.

What a proud person Dali is, how could she allow others to compete for her-?

According to Dali's character, even if the winning rate is low, she will definitely choose - to participate in the competition by herself!

Even if you die, you have to die standing up!

Thinking of this, Yifei looked at Dali and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Dali, we are just joking."

"That's right." Zi Qiao nodded again and again and said, "Even if Ji Yu doesn't replace you, you can definitely dominate the game!"

"what?"

Dali heard the words of the two and was a little dazed, and said, "I mean, my cousin is too tall, and women's clothes will definitely be discovered!"

Yifei: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"