I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Just as Zhao Haitang was about to explain, he saw Zhang Wei following along, saying as he walked, "Haitang, don't run away, I have learned to hold a guitar!"

"Take a guitar?!"

When Mika heard Zhang Wei's words, she was stunned: "After so many days, you only learned to hold the guitar?!"

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang looked at Ji Yu and said, "Do you now know where I went wrong?"

He shouldn't have taught Zhang Wei to play the guitar!

Ji Yu: "..."

Although he knew that teaching Zhang Wei was difficult, he did not expect it to be so difficult.

No wonder Zhao Haitang can't stand it, who can stand it!

Fortunately, he refused early, otherwise he would be the one to collapse now.

At this moment, Ji Yu was a little fortunate.

"Don't come here!"

Zhao Haitang ducked to the side, glared at Zhang Wei, and said, "Your hands have their own ideas, I can't teach them at all, you should give up.

It's going to be a performance tonight, so you can't learn to play music in such a short time. "

Although this is a bit hurtful, Zhao Haitang can't care so much now.

Zhang Wei is not dead, he is dead!

Zhang Wei was not discouraged when he heard Zhao Haitang's words.

In the past few days, he has calmly accepted the fact that he has no talent for musical instruments.

Now, he looked at Zhao Haitang and insisted: "Haitang, you can't give up! You are the most kind man in the apartment now! How can you give up until the last moment?"

Zhao Haitang: "???"

It was his brain that got water.

He shouldn't have coveted this useless title at that time!

"Haitang." Meijia patted Zhao Haitang on the shoulder and said, "Since Zhang Wei wants to learn, then you can teach him again. Anyway, it's not long before the party, so you insist."

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang said quietly, "Have you ever heard of the straw that broke the camel's back?"

If he hadn't been able to hold on, he wouldn't have come to Ji Yu for help!

Intuition told him that as long as he taught Zhang Wei another half an hour, his little heart would not be able to hold it!

For the sake of her own health, Zhao Haitang gritted her teeth and said the advice she had been wanting to give these days:

"Lawyer Zhang, why don't you fake it. You put on a show on stage, and I'll give you a harmony backstage.

Don't worry, I changed the song, there are no resources on the Internet, Li Jing will never doubt you! "

"you--!"

When Zhang Wei heard Zhao Haitang's words, his eyes widened in disbelief.

Upon seeing this, Ji Yu thought that Zhao Haitang's proposal had hurt Zhang Wei's self-esteem, and was about to say a few words to help.

However, Zhang Wei was relieved, slapped his thigh suddenly, and said, "You didn't say it sooner!! If you say this way earlier, I'll still learn a fart!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Knowing that you are so unprincipled, he said it so early!

Zhang Wei rubbed his hands with a smile, and said, "Then it's such a pleasant decision. I'll be in charge of singing and you're in charge of playing. It's absolutely awesome!"

Seeing that Zhang Wei was so unscrupulous, Ji Yu shook his head helplessly and continued to eat noodles.

Meijia looked at Zhang Wei and asked with concern, "How's the party going?"

"Everything is OK."

Zhang Wei took out his mobile phone, opened a document, and said with a smile: "The show has been arranged, and the opening is the show of the four Victoria's Secret Angels, which absolutely shocked the audience!"

"Victoria's Secret Angel??!!!!"

Zi Qiao, who was broadcasting live in the bedroom, heard this and rushed out instantly, her eyes lit up: "So exciting!"

Knowing the truth, Zhao Haitang looked at Ziqiao and explained, "They are the four old aunts of the neighborhood committee, referred to as Wei Mi Angels."

Ziqiao: "???"

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His live broadcast has been cut off, are you telling me this?

Seeing Ziqiao's disappointed expression, Zhang Wei said, "Aunties will be on stilts, it's definitely worth seeing!"

"It's not good, it's not good!"

As soon as Zhang Wei finished speaking, Curry Sauce, who was in charge of helping to keep an eye on the scene, suddenly ran in from outside, looking anxious:

"The four aunties took a photo together just now. In order to show their small faces, they all ducked back and accidentally fell off the stilts. They were all sent to the hospital."

"Nani?!"

Zhang Wei felt bad when he heard the curry sauce.

The opening show went wrong, and it wasn't a joke.

Looking down at the phone, Zhang Wei was anxious and said, "Let the two little brothers who are in charge of talking about cross talk come up first, everyone will definitely like to watch this show."

Although cross talk is a traditional art, it has also been loved by young people in recent years.

Up to the eighteenth master, down to the eighteenth brother, everyone can have a good time.

It can be said to be a good show for family fun!

"It's not good, it's not good!"

Suddenly, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was also at the scene, also ran back from the outside and said, "The little brother in charge of talking about cross talk was dumped and sent to the hospital!"

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Zhang Wei: "???"

"How could this be?"

"Can you be sent to the hospital even if you are dumped? This mental quality is too bad!" Zhao Haitang complained.

Look at him, he has been rejected so many times before, when has he fallen!

But after Ji Yu appeared, he was often beaten to the point of wanting to live in the ICU...

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at everyone and explained: "The two cross talk brothers were dumped at the same time, and they found out that it was the same woman who dumped them, and then the two started fighting. Then they were sent to the hospital."

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Zhang Wei: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

Everyone looked at each other in unison, and said in unison, "Tragedy!"

After two consecutive shows went wrong, Zhang Wei originally had a little breakdown.

But when I think about how miserable the cross talk brother is, I feel that my situation is okay.

He adjusted his mentality, lowered his head and continued to read the program list, ready to look for a new opening program.

"Om, hum—"

Suddenly, Zhang Wei's cell phone rang, and the note was 'the host's mother'.

He answered the answer easily, and a choked female voice came out immediately: "Lawyer Zhang, Nan Nan quarreled with me last night, and ran away from home this morning.

Her father and I are looking for it. I know you are busy, so I won't bother you to help.

It's just tonight's Mid-Autumn Festival party, Nannan may not be able to host it..."

"hiss--"

Zhang Wei heard the woman's words, his eyes darkened, and he almost fainted.

He's out of his mind!

"Zhang Wei! Zhang Wei!"

"Pinch people! Pinch people!"

In the darkness, Zhang Wei heard everyone scrambling.

Then, he was helped up and sat on the sofa.

After the pinch, Zhang Wei slowly opened his eyes and saw Ji Yu, Dali, Mei Jia...

"Drink some water." Ji Yu said.

Zhang Wei shook his head, instead of drinking water, he held Ji Yu's hand tightly and said, "Master, you must help me this time..."

Ji Yu: "???"

I kindly feed you water, how can you avenge your revenge!what.

Chapter 396

Ji Yu looked at Zhang Wei with a complicated mood: "You wouldn't want me to perform a show, would you?"

Now the show is in a hurry. He knows that Zhang Wei is difficult, but the most troublesome thing is to perform a show!

When I was a child, the teacher asked every child to participate in the class show, and his salted fish was always used as the background board.

Specializing in flowers, plants, trees and stones, they won't move anyway!

Zhang Wei knew that Ji Yu was troublesome, so he shook his head and said, "I didn't ask you to perform the show."

"Phew~~" Ji Yu breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words.

With a kind smile on his face, he said, "As long as it's not a performance, everything else is easy to say."