I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"Gollum."

When the new couple heard Mika's words, they swallowed in horror.

The girl waved her hand and said, "Stop arguing, we won't quarrel anymore."

"Yeah." The boy said, "We're here to solve the problem, not to make noise. It's all our fault for talking so loudly just now."

Mika: "???"

No, if you don't quarrel, how can I eat melons!

Yifei looked at the new couple and said, "Don't be nervous, we just want to help solve the problem. Everyone is a good person, a big good person."

Ji Yu: "..."

It seems that only bad people can emphasize that they are good people?

Vigorously created a new note, looked at the couple on the opposite side, and said, "Let's talk about the reason for the breakup first."

"I want to have a dog."

"I want to have a cat."

The boys and girls answered successively.

When Zhang Wei heard it, he found it very difficult to understand: "Is the reason for breaking up with Xiao Young so sloppy now?"

When Mika heard this, she said, "The status of pets is very high now! When I was working in a pet store, I often heard people say that there was a conflict over pets.

Keeping pets is just as important as keeping children! "

"I understand!" After Zhang Wei heard this, he said, "A cat or a dog is actually a question of whether to have a boy or a girl!"

When the girl heard it, she said, "As you say, he should listen to me! Because only I can have children!"

"If you didn't have me, how would you have a child?" The boy disagreed.

"I can have a baby without you! But can you have a baby without me? Do you have this ability?" the girl asked.

When the boy heard this, he stood up angrily and said, "You can have a baby without me. Does this mean you want to cheat? Or do you already cheat?"

When the girl heard this, she stood up angrily: "Okay! You actually suspect me of cheating! Break up, you must break up!"

"Divided! I don't want to have a prairie on my head!"

"..."

Hearing the words of the two vigorously, there were more and more question marks in his head.

She looked at Ji Yu and was very strange: "Isn't there a conflict about keeping pets? How did it become like this?"

Ji Yu glanced at Zhang Wei after hearing the words, and once again remembered Zhang Wei's great achievements after his debut.

It can turn the common pet topic into a principled thing like cheating.

As expected of you!Lawyer Zhang!

[Thank you for your support, continue during the day. ].

Chapter 68

The boys and girls quarreled for three minutes before they stopped.

After the two sat down, each with a dark face, clasped their hands and looked to the side.

Mika and Curry Sauce were sitting beside them, nibbling on melon seeds with relish.

Although I didn't eat any big melons, it's still interesting to watch couples quarrel!

Seeing that the two were finally quiet, Yifei winked at Zhang Wei and said, "Zhang Wei."

Hearing Yifei calling his name, Zhang Wei thought it was time for him to play again.

Immediately tidied up his neckline, looked at the two with a serious look, and said, "About the issue of having boys and girls..."

"To shut up!"

When the others heard Zhang Wei's words, they stopped him in unison.Yifei has the highest volume.

Zhang Wei: "??? Didn't you tell me to continue?"

"I asked you to pour water for them." Yifei helped her forehead tiredly, stood up, and said, "Forget it, I'll do it myself."

Zhao Haitang looked at Zhang Wei and asked curiously, "Lawyer Zhang, do you have any grudge against this couple?"

"No." Zhang Wei said, "I don't even know them."

"Then why did you deliberately intensify their conflict?" Zhao Haitang thought for a while and said, "Are you from the FFF group?"

"What group?" Zhang Wei looked blank.

Hearing the familiar name, Ji Yu said, "The FFF group is an interrogation meeting for heresy. In short, the group is full of single dogs. Seeing others show their affection makes me feel uncomfortable. I want to use torches and gasoline to send each other to heaven."

"???"

When Zhang Wei heard this, his face was stunned: "In modern society, there is such an organization?"

After Ji Yu spoke, Dali immediately checked the FFF group online.

After reading the information on the Internet, she looked at Zhang Wei and said, "Netizens say that the FFF group is divided into radicals and conservatives. Conservatives advocate burning all heartbreakers who make girls cry, and radicals advocate burning all lovers who show affection. .

But like lawyer Zhang, even couples who are about to break up will be destroyed. Netizens did not mention it. "

After speaking, Dali looked at Zhang Wei curiously and asked, "Lawyer Zhang, which faction are you from?"

"No."

When Zhang Wei heard Dali's words, he quickly waved his hand to clear the relationship: "I'm not at all from this group' ~!"

"How to prove it?" Zhao Haitang looked at Zhang Wei and asked.

"I, I..." Zhang Wei stammered for a while, looked at Zhao Haitang, and said, "Then how do you prove that I am?"

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang glanced at the young couple who were still angry, and said, "This is no longer necessary to prove? It's obvious."

"Unexpectedly, lawyer Zhang turned out to be a member of the FFF group."

"Zhang Wei, I can't tell, you have other identities!"

Curry sauce and Mika looked at Zhang Wei and said while nibbling on melon seeds: "Zhang Wei, tell us what great things your members have done?"

"you!"

Seeing that both Mika and Curry Sauce misunderstood him, Zhang Wei became anxious.

If Yi Fei also thought he was a member of this group, wouldn't he drive him out in minutes?

For the sake of his bonus, Zhang Wei looked at Ji Yu who was playing the game and said, "Ji Yu, please tell me a few words, I'm really not in this group!"

Seeing that Zhang Wei was really anxious, Ji Yu helped him decisively: "Zhang Wei, I believe in you, what you did just now was completely normal, and it has nothing to do with the FFF group."

Zhang Wei: "???"

Why does this sound so disturbing?

In order to maintain his dignity as a lawyer, Zhang Wei looked at everyone seriously and said, "Who said that I performed normally just now! My performance was obviously supernormal!"

"Is this extraordinary?" Curry sauce was stunned when she heard Zhang Wei's words.

Hearing Zhang Wei's words, Dali couldn't help but ask Ji Yu, "When did supernormal become a derogatory term?"

Ji Yu shook his head and said, "We don't know, and we don't dare to ask."

Seeing that the three of them reacted so strongly, Mika explained, "Zhang Wei's normal performance in the past can get the client sentenced to 20 years. Compared with the past, he is indeed performing exceptionally well now!"

When Dali and Curry Sauce heard this, their eyes widened.

"No wonder Lawyer Zhang is so poor, this professional level is too bad!" Curry sauce said.

Dali leaned into Ji Yu's ear and whispered, "My mother told me the law firm was short of people a few days ago. I was thinking about whether to introduce Lawyer Zhang in, but fortunately I didn't act."

Ji Yu: "???"

"In the future, you should ask my opinion on such important matters." Ji Yu said to Dali.

"Yeah." Nodding vigorously, looking very well-behaved.

Seeing that everyone's impression of himself seemed to be worse, Zhang Wei couldn't help but want to say a few more words.

At this moment, Yi Fei returned to her seat, glanced at Zhang Wei, and said, "Zhang Wei, give me a break, if this couple breaks up, I will punish you with my cruelest means."

"!!"

When Zhang Wei heard Yifei's words, he was so frightened that he quickly zipped his mouth.

Yifei looked at Dali and said, "Dali, you continue."

"Ok."

Vigorously opened the note just now, looked at the opposite side, and said, "Back to the original question, one of you wants to have a cat, and the other wants to have a dog. If economic conditions permit, you can have both."

"No." The boy heard Dali's words and said, "I don't care about raising anything, it's just that I have always let her, I have been working hard, and finally I can't even raise a dog."

The girl laughed when she heard the boy's words: "You mean I didn't pay?"

"You have." The boy looked at the girl and said, "After we were together, you cooked me a meal, what about me? I cook for you every day, play with you, make you happy, and buy you a bag and lipstick. ."

"." I also bought you a mechanical keyboard!" the girl said.

"That's because you broke my keyboard, so you bought me a new one! Then you used this gift to ask me to quit gaming!"

"That's because you set up CP in the game. Have you considered my feelings?"

"Then you chase dramas and call other people's husbands every day. Have you considered my feelings?"

After the boys and girls drank the water, their fighting power was stronger than before.

Yifei saw that the two were arguing again, and was very helpless and tired.

Seeing this, Zhao Haitang slammed the table and said, "Stop arguing! I will solve your problems!"

"you?"

When the boys and girls heard Zhao Haitang's words, they looked at him suspiciously.