I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Mika looked at the book in her hand and ignored Ji Yu.

When Ji Yu saw this, he leaned over curiously and glanced at it, wanting to see what book Mika was reading so fascinated by it.

"I can't do it like this, and I'm used to seeing you happy...?"

Ji Yu looked at the upside-down words on the cover, and said to Mei Jia, "Mei Jia, you took the book upside down."

When Meijia heard the words, she slowly turned the book upside down and continued to be in a daze.

Seeing Meijia's preoccupied appearance, Ji Yu asked concerned, "Meijia, what's the matter with you?"

Mika looked at Ji Yu and opened her mouth to say something.

But after a while, he closed his mouth again, and finally said nothing.

When Ji Yu saw this, he raised his hand and said: "Meijia, I will never tell anyone what you told me."

When Meijia heard the words, she put down the book decisively, and said, "Ji Yu, based on what you know about Ziqiao, do you think he has a high chance of cheating?"

Ji Yu: "???"

Was it so exciting at first?

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Ji Yu looked at Mei Jia and said, "Mei Jia, cheating is a big deal. If there is no hard evidence, you should not think about it alone. It's easy to get into trouble."

When Meijia heard this, she took out her mobile phone and showed it to Ji Yu, and said, "Although I don't have any hard evidence, I have this."

"?"

Ji Yu took a closer look and found that the little program for measuring marriage was on Meijia's mobile phone.

He thought for a while and said, "Mei Jia, although Zi Qiao and you have only a 20% marriage index, this thing is feudal superstition and cannot be trusted."

"I'm not talking about the marriage index."

Mika said, clicked on the spam ad on the applet, and said, "This is what I saw, a sign of a man cheating."

"Signs of a man cheating?" Ji Yu took a closer look and saw that it was written.

Often working overtime, the probability of derailment is 30%.

Going home late, the probability of derailment is 40%.

Take a shower when you get home, and you have a 50% chance of cheating.

She looks tired and has a strange scent on her body, and the probability of cheating is 60%.

Ji Yu: "...???"

Why should such an advertisement be pushed in a small program that measures marriage?

The developer of this applet is the FFF group!

When Ji Yu was reading the content, Mika looked at him worriedly, and said, "Zi Qiao worked overtime late last night, took a shower when she got home, and there was a strange scent on her body.

According to the above, Zi Qiao's derailment probability is super super high! "

"Ji Yu, you said Zi Qiao wouldn't really cheat, right?" After Mika finished speaking, her face was panicked.

Ji Yu shifted his gaze from the unnutritious content to Mei Jia, and said, "Mei Jia, don't think about it, you can ask Zi Qiao what's going on, just say it clearly."

"I asked." Mika said.

"What did Zi Qiao say?"

Ji Yu thought that he could help Ziqiao with a few words based on Ziqiao's words to ease Meijia's anxiety.

Mei Jia looked at Ji Yu and said, "Zi Qiao said that he was lucky yesterday. Just after going to the real estate company to report, he met a big boss who wanted to buy a house. The big boss saw that Zi Qiao was handsome and insisted that Zi Qiao accompany him to see the house. "

"That's good." Ji Yu said, "If the house is sold, you can get a large commission."

"Yes! I thought so too at the time." Mei Jia looked at Ji Yu and said, "But Zi Qiao has a strange scent on her body, and he sprayed hairspray.

When I asked him what was going on, he said that the big boss was superstitious, that the house was not very good, and that he was afraid of being haunted in the middle of the night, so he insisted that Zi Qiao accompany him until midnight.

Ziqiao said that in order to sell the house, he had specially made his hair, dressed as a Taoist priest to keep watch with the boss, and ordered sandalwood for one night, so he had a strange scent on him. "

Ji Yu: "???"

This explanation sounds bizarre at first glance, but take a closer look...

The logic turned out to be smooth!

As expected of you, Lu Ziqiao.Door.

Chapter 86

"Ji Yu, do you think what Zi Qiao said is true?"

Mika looked at Ji Yu with a nervous expression.

To be honest, Ji Yu really doesn't know if this is true or not.

Saying it's true sounds like a bit of nonsense.

Say it's fake, but it's likely to be true.

After all, the world is so big that there are no wonders.Especially Lu Ziqiao, who often experiences some very nonsense things.

Ji Yu thought about it and decided to trust Zi Qiao.

He looked at Mika and said, "I believe that Zi Qiao will not betray you, you have gone through a lot together, and you have finally come this far.

I heard that Zi Qiao used to be very rambunctious. If a person like him can make up his mind to marry you, he must be ready to be with you for the rest of his life.

I think you can give Ziqiao a little more trust. "

When Ji Yu spoke, he controlled the speed of his speech very well, and it sounded very comfortable.

Mika was originally very anxious, but after listening to Ji Yu's words, she felt a lot less anxious.

"You're right, Ziqiao is willing to send my photos to the circle of friends now, he must have taken care of it."

Mika said, looked at Ji Yu gratefully, and said, "Ji Yu, thank you, I'm much better."

"You're welcome."

Ji Yu was relieved to see Mika smiling.

It is said that pregnant women are more sensitive, which is true.

To solve the problem of Perfect Jia, Ji Yu continued to order takeout.

"Mei Jia, do you want something to eat?" Ji Yu asked.

"No need." Mika waved her hand and said, "I've already eaten it."

"Row."

Ji Yu heard the words, submitted the order, and ordered a beef rice for himself.

Mika looked at the picture book "Just Like You Can't Get Used to Me and Can't Kill Me" in her hand, and said with emotion: "My emperor and Bazahei are so cute, I really want to keep pets.

If I had a pet cat or a pet dog with me, I would definitely not be cranky. "

Ji Yu heard the words and said: "There is Toxoplasma gondii in animals. Once pregnant women are infected, it will easily lead to fetal developmental deformities and miscarriage. Ziqiao will not agree."

"I know." Mika grimaced when she heard Ji Yu's words, feeling very uncomfortable.

Since she became pregnant, she should pay attention to what she eats and drinks, pays attention to entertainment, and pays attention to the things she touches.

Mika put down the picture book in her hand and said, "It's really not easy for a woman to get pregnant. If you get pregnant in the future, you have to be nice to her."

Ji Yu: "???"

Why was it suddenly so powerful?

He really didn't understand Mika's brain circuit.

Mika stood up and moved her body, and said, "If only I had a Doraemon, the robot cat has no parasites in it, it's perfect!"

Ji Yu: "..."

He thought about it when he was a kid.

However, what he was drawing was not that the robot cat had no parasites, but the dimensional pocket.

After mobilizing the scientific and technological knowledge in his head, Ji Yu found that it is still very simple to make a robot cat with the same appearance as Doraemon.

But don't get the pocket, don't get the soul.

Ji Yu looked at Mika and said, "You can ask Almighty Xiao Hei if he has a robot cat."

"Little black!"

Mika's eyes lit up when she heard Ji Yu's words: "When I went to Xiao Hei last time, I seemed to see a robot dog in his house, I'll go ask him!"

After Mika finished speaking, she quickly ran out of 3601.

……

after an hour.

Ji Yu finished the takeout and was ready to go to the commercial street.

"Ji Yu, I'm back!"

At this moment, Mika ran back from the outside, holding a toy dog ​​that looked a little ugly at first glance, but was still a little ugly when you looked closely.

"This is Doraemon that Xiao Hei gave you?" Ji Yu asked.

"Almost." Mika smiled and said, "I gave him a nice and memorable name, Nan Bowan!"

Ji Yu: "???"

NO.1, so domineering?

Mei Jia pulled Nan Bowan with the rope and said, "Nan Bowan, please say hello to brother Ji Yu."

"I'm it brother?" Ji Yu pointed to himself, a little confused.

"That's not the point." Mika said, "The point is, it will say hello."