I'd love to live next door to you

[the most beautiful cub in the capital]: "

[the most beautiful cub in the capital]: "666666"

[the most beautiful cub in the capital]: "your boss can do it! Do I want to say that I like giant pandas, and he can also transport them to my door and let me choose them at will? "

After thinking for a while, Han replied seriously, "madam, I just asked President Han about this question. President Han said that he couldn't do it."

Can't do Will it appear that he is too weak?

Thinking about it, Han jingnian sent another message: "but President Han still let me say that he can't do it, others can't do it, no one in the world can do it."

After years of balance, Han continued to reply: "however, President Han said that if his wife really wants a panda, he can go to the panda base with his wife to adopt one, but the adopted panda still needs to be kept in the panda base, with the help of professionals, and there is no way to take it home."

[the most beautiful cub in the capital]: "

"I think Zhang tezhu, you and your boss are straight men, straight men of steel!"

Straight man? Steel straight man?

Han jingnian frowned and thought for a while, then turned his head to see Zhang tezhu: "what do you mean by a straight man?"

"Er..." Zhang te thought for a moment, "it's just a man who doesn't like men!"

"And the steel straight man?"

Zhang tezhu, who didn't know exactly what steel straight man meant, racked his brains to give him a reasonable explanation: "even if there was only one man left in the world, he would never make a base. In a word, he was as straight as steel!"

Hearing Han jingnian here, he nodded his head suddenly, then took his mobile phone and said "thank you for your praise."

On the other side of the phone, drinking yangleduo's vegetable selection, I saw these six words and sprayed them directly.

Zhang tezhu Is there a hole in your head?

Which eye of him can see that she is praising him?

Don't he know the two characteristics of steel straight man, the first is that he can talk to death forever, and the second is that he doesn't understand the style?

And the reason she said they were two straight men of steel is that they died of chatting!

You should know that the panda she said was just a casual one. As a result, they gave such a serious answer, which made her very unable to answer!

…

In the office of Han jingnian, after answering his questions, Zhang te helped him sneeze heavily.

When he saw Han jingnian put away his mobile phone, he just wanted to open his mouth to remind him to sign several documents. As a result, he just opened his mouth and said the word "Han", and he sneezed heavily.

Is it strange that someone is scolding him?

Think, Zhang special help is a sneeze again, he couldn't help rubbing his nose: "President Han, I'm sorry, I may have a cold."

"Oh, stay away from me. Don't infect me."

Zhang tezhu: "..."

Zhang tezhu put the document on the outermost end of the desk: "President Han, these documents need your signature."

Han jingnian waited until Zhang tezhu left his desk for a while before he took away the document and began to sign it.

Just when he signed in the second document, there was a sudden noise outside the office door, like a quarrel.

Before Zhang tezhu could go to see what happened, the door of the office was slammed open --

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