Chapter 125: A Shining Man Who Eats Obscene Fruits, Lying Flat is the True Meaning of Life!
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“Random question 1: Who does the [acting ape] of this round of identification refer to?”
【Locks· D. Gibbeck: Huh? Acting ape? Is this miracle space a typo, it should be an actor, right? 】
[John: How is that possible? Old Captain, when did you see the miracle space go out? 】
[Silver Axe: Old Captain, you are doubting authority]
[Wang Zhi: Hehe, it seems that the old captain didn’t even see the identification word of this question]
[Shiji: Hahahaha! The identification words of this question point to such an obvious point, the old captain has not seen it? 】
[Edward Newgate: It seems that the old captain is full of thoughts about his resurrection, and he doesn’t have the heart to think about other things]
【Locks· D. Gibbeck: Huh? What do you mean?! 】
[Kaido: It’s not interesting to giggle, they are just saying that the answer to this question can be guessed by a normal person]
[Charlotte Lingling: If the identification word is an actor, there may be several possibilities for the answer to this question, but the identification word given by the miracle space has been accurate enough to play the ape, and you don’t need to think about it to know who it is]
[Porusalino: I don’t know why, I always feel as if I have been offended]
“Attention audience, the answer will officially start in five seconds, please be prepared!”
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“!!”
“!!”
“The answer is officially open!”
[Kaido: Porusalino! ] 【Answer】
[Sengoku: Porusalino! ] 【Answer】
[Nicole Robin: Porusalino! 【Answer】
[Couzin: Porusalino! ] 【Answer】
[Edward Newgate: Porusalino! ] 【Answer】
[Porusalino: Porusalino! 【Answer】
[Saab: Porusalino! 【Answer】
[Sakaski: Porusalino! 【Answer】
[Charlotte Lingling: Porusalino! ] 【Answer】
【······ 】
[John: Haha, this is still a spectacle, the screen is full of the name of the guy who is brushing the yellow ape]
[Silver Axe: Sure enough, as long as the guy with a little brain knows that the answer to this question is the yellow ape. 】
[Wang Zhi: That’s the actor who was ranked first in the miracle space in the previous identification video of the red dog! ] 】
[Porusalino: Hey hey — you 17 guys don’t talk nonsense, be careful that I sue you for slander]
[Kaido: Gurgle! ] Lao Tzu finally grabbed the first place! 】
[Sengoku: Damn! ] This time he actually gave Kaido that guy a head start!!! 】
【Locks· D. Gibbeck: Crouch! It turns out that the answer is the guy with the yellow ape! I should have thought of such an obvious answer a long time ago! It’s all because Lao Tzu was full of thoughts about the resurrection crystal, and he actually forgot about this stubble for a while! Damn!!! 】
“[Kaido: Cluck old captain, I think you should give up, this round of rewards is already doomed to you].”
【Locks· D. Giber: Humph! Kaido, you kid, just got a point and are so arrogant?! This round of Q&A has just begun, just wait for Lao Tzu to surpass you later! 】
“There are still five seconds left in the answering time, please answer as soon as possible!”
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“!!”
“It’s time to answer the question!”
“Congratulations to Kaido for answering correctly and getting a little point!”
[Kaido: Gurgle this broadcast sound is really refreshing! ] 】
With the end of the first random question, the cold mechanical voice also began to slowly introduce the popular characters to be identified in this round.
“He is the most bizarre general in the history of the Navy, adhering to ambiguous justice.”
“He is a shining man who eats lewd fruit, has the fastest speed and the most laziest personality.”
“Fishing at work, paddling at work is his norm, and salary is his credo.”
“It is unfortunate to be his enemy, because he is as powerful as a monster.”
“It’s also unfortunate to be his teammate, because his acting skills are comparable to actor~”
“Welcome to this issue of Identification Nautical Heroes [Acting Ape] Porusalino!”
【Gore· D. Roger: Hahahaha! The evaluation of the yellow ape by the miracle space is really interesting! 】
[Shiji; God specially eats the shining man of lewd fruit, this description is really vivid and vivid! 】
[Couzin: The most bizarre general in the Navy’s history? This evaluation is really high]
[Sakaski: Humph! Fishing at work, paddling at work, miracle space is not wrong at all! 】
[Sengoku: I’m afraid that only the temptation of salary can make this guy work a little faster… 】
[Shanks: Before the miracle space evaluated the justice of the red dog as absolute justice and extreme justice, when it came to the yellow ape, did it become ambiguous justice? ] 】
[Kaido: Gurgling ambiguous justice? Isn’t that the wall grass? 】
[Charlotte Lingling: comparable to the acting skills of an actor? ] He is really worthy of being the number one actor recognized by Miracle Space! Ma Ma Ma
[Porusalino: I’m going to sue you guys for slander, this is pure slander! ] I’m a good and dutiful general]
[Edward Newgate: Is Golla la slander, you will know after watching the identification video]…
With the introduction of the yellow ape in the miracle space, it was slowly broadcast.
The originally pitch-black projection screen also began to slowly emerge with a little light. The picture starts to play – the first thing that catches your eye is a boy of seven or eight years old. The boy is dressed no differently from children of the same age, except that his face looks a little anxious, and there is a bit more lewd temperament that his peers do not have. This little boy is the yellow ape of childhood!
[Kuzan: Ah-la Porusalino, you really looked so lewd since you were a child.] 】
【Monchi· D. Karp: Hahahaha! It turns out that the lewd temperament of this kid Porusalino is innate, no wonder it is so unique! 】
[Warring States: The flash man who ate the lewd fruit, this title is really worthy of the name]
[Porusalino: Naruichi you people are really excessive]
In the picture – the shot of Porusalino as a child flashes quickly.
Because he was born into a well-off family, the island he lived on was also very peaceful.
Therefore, the first twenty years of Porusalino can be said to be quite smooth, and he passed without any worries and accidents.
And his lazy and idle character was also cultivated in such an environment. Soon, the time came for Porusalino to turn 26.
This year, I don’t know if it was because he was tired of the comfortable life at the moment, Porusalino actually chose to join the navy for the first time and became a naval recruit. He also trained with Sakaski, a naval recruit of the same period, under the guidance of Zefa. After joining the navy, Porusalino quickly showed great talent.
Whether it is a naval sixth style or a domineering beginner, he has mastered it quickly at a speed far faster than other contemporaries. The combat effectiveness exerted in the actual combat training also threw off most of the contemporaries for several streets.
It is precisely for this reason that Porusalino and Sakaski were called “monsters” by the naval recruits of the same period. And not long after, he obtained another powerful devil fruit – the natural sparkling fruit!
After eating the Shining Fruit, Porusalino’s strength ushered in a terrifying rapid improvement!
[Shiji: Sleeping! ] The first half of this guy’s life is inevitably too smooth, right?! 】
【Locks· D. Gibbeck: Rich family, did not encounter any troubles and setbacks in the process of growing up, after joining the navy, he showed a strong combat talent, grew into a powerful monster newcomer in a short period of time, and was lucky enough to obtain a powerful natural shining fruit….]
[Shanks: This kind of life is like opening and hanging! ] 】
【Gore· D. Roger: Such a condition against the sky, if it weren’t for the fact that he was too ugly and obscene, I really doubt that he stole the protagonist’s script! 】
[Edward Newgate: That’s right, the first half of the yellow ape’s life, it can be said that everything else except for the appearance is simply perfect]
[Porusalino: Oops — you guys, why are you all personally attacking me? I want to see my lawyer! 】
The video continues – Porusalino’s smooth life path continues.
With his strong talent and combat effectiveness, even if he is very lazy on weekdays and often touches the water in battle, he still easily arrests a large number of pirates and accumulates outstanding combat achievements. The speed of its rank improvement is also amazing to others.
In less than a decade, Porusalino rose to the rank of lieutenant general.
And his strength is actually very close to and even comparable to the admiral.
It’s just that the position of admiral is relatively special, and it is not like those previous positions that you want to be promoted. One of the three current admirals will have to retire before the latter can continue to make up.
It was precisely because of this that Porusalino’s rocket-like rate increase finally stopped.
At the age of 46, as a lieutenant general, he was assigned the task of dealing with the recently gained fame of the Sun Pirates.
He first sent Major General Kadaru, who was then in the G2 branch, to investigate the position of the Sun Pirates. Unexpectedly, Kadaru was discovered by the Sun Pirates, and the entire warship was directly sunk.
Subsequently, Porusalino handed the matter over to his Major General Storobeli.
Stalobeli led a naval team to successfully plot and arrest Fisher Tiger, the leader of the Sun Pirates, but was attacked by the remaining Sun Pirates members and had no choice but to retreat.
Afterwards, Stolobelli reported the situation to Porusalino. Only then did Porusalino decide to go out himself.
Easily defeated Aaron and his gang on the island of Volcat and arrested them.
[Warring States: Porusalino, this guy, is really a sure not to shoot if he can’t make a move! ] 】
[Sakaski: Humph! This guy who only knows how to be lazy! If he had taken it upon himself earlier, those naval soldiers under him would not have suffered so many casualties! 】
[Porusalino: Woo–]
“You can’t rely on me so much, don’t I want to give my subordinates more opportunities to perform”
【Locks· D. Gibbeck: 666! It’s really the first time Lao Tzu has heard someone say that paddling and fishing is so fresh and unconventional! 】
In the miracle space, the video continued to play – it didn’t take long for Porusalino to be promoted to the new admiral. And received the general code name – Yellow Ape!
After becoming a general, he began to blatantly paddle and fish. Clock in on time every day and clock in and out of work.
Just sit in the office drinking tea and manicure when it’s okay. It can be said that it is quite free.
Navy Marshal Warring States really couldn’t look at the yellow ape’s leisurely appearance.
So he was given an additional task – responsible for commanding the naval science force. However, this does not seem to have any impact on the yellow ape’s fishing life.
Unless the salary is raised or overtime is paid, the yellow ape will definitely not do more than his duties.
【Gore· D. Roger: Hahahaha! Huang Ape this guy is really a good fish, he should not do much work, he can also share the work he needs to share with his subordinates, really can’t divide it himself to cope with it]
[Edward Newgate: If all the generals were fishing like the yellow ape kid, I was afraid that at the end of each year, the Warring States would look at a bunch of unfinished achievements and cry bitterly]
[Shanks: Miracle Space is right, it’s really the laziest person with the fastest Devil Fruit ability]
[Porusalino: Life, why live so tired? You should eat and drink, don’t put your heart on the back when you encounter something, you should bravely touch the fish when you should touch the fish, and when you want to paddle, you should paddle recklessly043, this is life]
【Locks· D. Gibbeck: Crouch! It seems to make sense! 】
[John: Hahaha! Old captain, shouldn’t you be brainwashed by the salted fish thoughts of this guy Yellow Ape? 】
[Silver Axe: Hehe, it’s good that the old captain was brainwashed, so that he won’t keep thinking about the resurrection]
[Wang Zhi: Actually, what the guy from the yellow ape said is not unreasonable, lying flat and rotten is the true meaning of life! ] 】
【Locks· D. Giber: Humph! Lao Tzu will not give up the idea of resurrection just like that, if he wants to lie flat or rot, then he has to wait until Lao Tzu is resurrected to avenge the revenge of the Valley of God! 】
[Shiji: Hahahaha! Old captain, then I don’t think you can hope to be able to lie down completely in your life,]….
The video continues – the picture keeps flashing rapidly.
Immediately after, the scene came to the marshal’s office of the headquarters of the Navy. Sengoku was so angry that he slapped the table at the moment.
“That guy in the straw hat really doesn’t stop for a moment!”
“The front foot has just finished making a big fuss about Justice Island, and now he has actually beaten the Draco people on the Chambord Islands!!!
“Porusalino, you take someone to catch all those pirates in the Chambord Islands!”
Sengoku glanced at the yellow ape who was sitting on the sofa opposite him with Erlang’s legs crossed, with a careless look on his fingernails, and ordered to hear this, and the yellow ape asked without raising his head: “Huh?” Why me? Is it bad to let Sakaski or Kuzan go~”
“The Chambord Islands are far away~”
Sengoku frowned and replied, “Do you think the two of them are as idle as you?!” ”
“The public execution of Fire Fist Ace will begin in a few days, and both of them are busy coordinating the forces of the naval headquarters, ready to face the possible arrival of the Whitebeard Pirates at any time, and now only you have this time to go to the Chambord Islands!”
Hearing Warring States say this, the yellow ape still did not move, and continued to trim his nails carelessly. Seeing this, Sengoku could only sigh helplessly and continued: “Porusalino, you must know that the beating of the Draco is not trivial!” ”
“If it is not dealt with in time, the military expenditure allocated to the headquarters of the Navy by the main government of the world next year may be greatly reduced!”
“If you don’t go, those shrinking military expenses will be deducted from your salary!”
As soon as these words came out, the yellow ape’s action of trimming its nails was slightly shocked.
He shrugged helplessly, and then slowly stood up from the sofa.
“Well, well…”
“In that case, then I’ll go to the Chambord Islands.”
“Oh… What a tiring errand~”
While walking slowly towards the outside of the marshal’s office, he continued to sigh quietly: “I heard that there are now eleven bad supernova pirates gathered on the Chambord Islands, and their strength is quite terrifying.” ”
“Among them is the big nephew of the straw hat boy… Big trouble, what should I do~”
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