If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

Just when I was committing the crime, Zhong Yuan just opened his evil eyes.

I was shocked and shook my hand. The seal fell on the back of Zhong Yuan’s hand. When I came back, he had picked it up and looked at it carefully. He tapped the ink on the top with his fingertips and looked up at me. At that moment, my heart was cold... After I finished it, I was discovered. Zhongyuan, you are going to kill, you have to give me a good time...

Zhong Yuan pinched the seal and smiled in amazement. He put the seal back in front of me and said, "You are childish and not naive."

I carefully took the seal and waited for his punishment. Who knows, waited for a long time, waiting for me to be sleepy, he did not say anything, just continue to look at the book. And the fiery red lips still lingered on his face with impunity.

I feel very strange, even if he is very big, don't care about me, but he won't know what's on his face? So I kindly reminded him: "Your face..."

"I know," Zhong Yuan said with a low head and calmly said, "But I think it should be good."

I don't understand: "And then?"

Zhong Yuan: "Then I don't plan to wash it off."

I:"……"

I am now beginning to suspect that I and Zhongyuan are not a planet. For so many things that are so devout, he wants to do it without hesitation, and it is so natural and calm, how powerful it needs to be. Nerves and strong skin as a support!

But what about him, anyway, it is not me who is shameful ==.

So, Zhong Yuan was wearing such a fiery red lip print, and he looked at the "Psychology of Love" in an afternoon.

......

When I was eating at night, I accidentally saw Lu Zijian in the cafeteria, my God, my land button! So I sat in front of Lu Zijian with a plate and lived and died. Zhongyuan had no choice but to sit next to me.

I greeted the Luzi key sweetly. Lu Zijian smiled friendlyly to me, then moved over to look at Zhong Yuan. When he saw the gorgeous lip print on Zhong Yuan’s face, he was awkward, and he was very embarrassed and embarrassed. I can't help but see my heart. So I kindly advised him: "You don't care about Zhong Yuan, this brother is a neuropathy."

Zhong Yuan’s cheeky face, while not changing his color, said, “I don’t know who is neurotic, I attacked me while I was asleep.”

Hello, are you asleep? You obviously deliberately put on sleep, tempting me to commit crimes!

At this time, there were two more people beside Lu Zijian. It was not someone else. It was the two brothers of the passers-by. After they sat down, Zhong Yuan looked up and the red lips on his face were revealed in front of the two, so the two men were stupid. After a while, the passerby responded. He looked at Zhongyuan’s face and laughed for a while, then gave me a meaningful look.

I shook, the chopsticks almost didn't hold steady, the passerby A's eyes, what... What do you mean?

At this point, passerby B poked a chicken leg and shook his head and sighed: "The young man of this year, hehe..."

I had to explain with a smile: "Not me..."

Zhong Yuan glanced at me blankly and said, "Do you dare say you?"

I:"……"

Zhong Yuan, can you not bother to mix, you don't know what they are thinking about! I glanced at him and explained perseveringly: "Oh, not what you think..."

Passerby A took a naive look at passerby B and smiled: "What do we imagine?"

I opened my mouth, but I couldn’t say it anyway. In the end, I had to bow down indefinitely. I eat, I don't talk.

The two men still have a morality and have not said anything. So they started to discuss other topics. This other topic is very interesting to me because it is related to Luzi.

In other words, the school is required to have a social practice every year for the students of the sophomore year. This is to be credited. The so-called social practice means that everyone groups a group, get a theme, and discuss it on the spot. A few days ago, I was discussing this matter with them one by one. Everyone wanted to form a group, but there was no fun theme. Now the passers-by, passers-by B, they are discussing this social practice.

They said that Lu Zijian organized a social practice to investigate the water pollution control of a natural ecological zone. They are discussing whether or not to go with Lu Zijian. I looked at Lu Zijian with excitement and asked: "Lin Shi brother, can I also participate?"

Lu Zijian has not answered yet. Zhong Yuan first spoke: "No, you follow me."

I am angry, "Why?"

Zhong Yuan: "I am taking care of the rice."

I:"……"

Ok, I admit that I am an unconcerned person, idol or something, that is a cloud, the key is to eat and drink well...

......

Before going to sleep at night, I received a text message from Zhong Yuan.

Zhong Yuan: "My roommates praise you."

I was curious and went back to him: "What do they praise me?"

Zhong Yuan: "They all praise you for your enthusiasm and enthusiasm."

I:"……"

Me: "Have you explained to them?"

Zhong Yuan: "I said what I said."

Me: "What did you say?"

Zhong Yuan: "I said let them not think about it."

I:"……"

Big Brother, you said this, they may be more confused?

Me: "Forget it, you should explain it to Lu Zijian." My beautiful image must not be destroyed in front of Lu Zijian.

After a while, Zhong Yuan only replied to me: "Trouble you don't remember Luzi."

I am frying: "Why?"

Zhong Yuan: "I can't bear to watch my brother jump into the fire pit."

Me: "Go to hell!"

After a while, Zhong Yuan sent a text message: "You want to do social practice with Lu Zijian, it is not impossible."

Me: "What about you?" You are not saying that you have to take care of it...

Zhong Yuan: "Together."

I am holding the phone with excitement, let's see it, I said that Lu Zijian is so attractive, even Zhong Yuan was attracted to him...

Zhong Yuan: "But I have a condition."

Me: "What?"

Zhong Yuan: "Take four girls in your dormitory."

I:"……"

Why do I?"

Zhong Yuan: "You will know when you get there. Don't let her know that I am asking for it."

It’s strange, when did this kid stare at the four girls? I suddenly thought of the "Psychology of Love" that he has been watching today. Is it not? ......But it shouldn't be. He and the four girls are not like a galaxy. What's more, the four girls are embarrassed, and the aesthetics are normal. Shouldn't they like his non-star creature? Oh, that means that Zhong Yuan is destined to be heartbroken?

Of course, this may not be the case. Zhong Yuan has always liked to blame others. He may decide what moths he will make this time. If I can guess it, then it is rare.

Although I am not vocal about the mysterious secrets of Zhong Yuan, but the four girls can be sold for a while? Oh, I seem to be getting shameless...

Of course, instead of going to the four girls with me, it would be better to go to our entire bedroom, so that we can avoid the four girls being suspicious. So I rushed to discuss this with the 12th, and the boss and Xiaoji said that they were very interested in this matter, especially the second one. When I heard that Lu Xiao attack and Zhong Xiaoshou went, her eyes were green. . The four girls, when they heard the Luzi key, were determined not to go.

This result is far from my expected effect, so I formed the same camp with the old and the second, and began to lobby the four girls, watching the child immediately impatiently use force, and Xiao Er immediately slammed: "Four girls, I have hidden your SD doll. If you don't leave us, I will remove it and put it on the table. I said it!"

So the four girls raised their hands in midair and quietly let go...

I smiled and pointed to the shape of a scissors hand.

The four girls clenched their fists and said fiercely: "If you don't return the doll to me within three days, I will unload your hand."

Xiao Er was very sorrowful and smirked. "I will give you the name, I dare not give it..."

So I made a text message to Zhong Yuan: "Get it."