If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

The two-week social practice was coming to an end. On the last day, several of us got together and had a final dinner.

The gold medal chef took out the housekeeping skills and made a full fish feast for us. Steamed fish, stewed fish, grilled fish, fish head soup... Look at the deliciousness of this table, the faint parting in the brain is thrown into the back of my mind, what is sad or sad, or food is serious.

The four girls are also a foodie, but because this guy is too eager and stupid, he is stuck in the throat by the squid. It is well known that the squid's thorns are hard and hard, and it is not a joke to make a card.

We all had a little panic for a moment, only Luzijian, holding a flashlight calmly, and then reaching into **** - attention, is the hand, fingers, head - into the **** to the mouth of the girl In it, he comforted the four girls with a soft voice: "Don't be nervous..."

Xiao Er came to my ear and whispered: "Lu Zijian is too evil!"

I:"……"

Lu Zijian's fingers just pulled in and pulled back, and then there was a fishbone about two centimeters in his hand. With such superb technology and such a skillful approach, everyone was shocked by Lu Zijian. Only me, looking at their interactions with sorrow, no sound... Lu Zijian’s heroine of the Nth hero to save the United States is still not me...

So everyone went on to eat. Luzi key picked up a piece of fish, carefully shaved the thorns, and placed them in the bowl of the four girls.

I have been hit hard and I feel nothing.

......

The next day, in addition to Lu Zijian, several people had to go home to pack things. The old and the second passer-by, the passer-by, went straight to the train station, and the other four went to the bus station.

Four girls are going to B city by plane, Lu Zijian chose a particularly bad reason, to send her to B city.

Looking at Lu Zijian and the four girls in the car, I waved at them and said goodbye to them, my heart hurts. At this time, the four girls suddenly ran down from the car, I thought she could not bear me, I want to hug something with me, who knows that this guy suddenly grabbed my collar, close to my ear, fiercely said : "The idea of ​​hitting the land button again, be careful that I have forsaken you!"

I was shocked by a cold sweat and quickly squeezed two tears onto her shoulder.

After the four girls and Lu Zijian left, the long-distance bus station was only me and Zhong Yuan. I scratched my head and looked at Zhong Yuan inexplicably. This guy’s plane to Shanghai this evening, I thought he was going to take the same car with Lu Zijian. Who knows that he refused it very mysteriously, which made me very puzzled. Zhongyuan’s face is thick and everyone knows that he will choose to wait for the next bus because he is embarrassed to be a light bulb.

At this time, Zhong Yuan suddenly hooked his mouth and smiled. "I suddenly wanted to travel."

I scratched my head: "Travel? Where are you going?"

Zhong Yuan: "I am tired of watching those places of interest. I want to go to the countryside to check the natural scenery."

"Oh, goodbye." I said, holding the ticket and starting to find the car I was going to take. Where does Zhongyuan go to do nothing to do with me, he just needs to squeeze me.

Zhong Yuan said to himself: "Well, I don't know if there is a hotel in the country. How much is it a day?"

I suddenly turned and asked him, "Would you like to go where to play?"

Zhong Yuan shook his head in a blank voice.

I said again: "This year the farmhouse music is so hot, the hotels in the country are very expensive. Hello, how much is your psychological price?"

Zhong Yuan stretched out **** and made a scissor shape.

I akimbo: "Twenty? Are you dreaming?"

Zhong Yuan smiled: "Two hundred."

I:"……"

Zhong Yuan: "So, can you recommend me a fun place?"

I took his wrist and said with pride: "Follow me, go, go!"

......

I regretted turning Zhongyuan back to our house. To tell the truth, although I always feel that the scenery of our village is good, but how much is mixed with emotional factors in it, Zhong Yuan is known as the tourist of the mountains, and we don’t know the scenery of the small towns in this backcountry. Can you enter his eyes? Of course, whether he likes it or not is not the key. The key is that I am afraid that he will not give me money because he is not satisfied...

If you don’t do it, let’s do it badly. So I didn't get off the bus, I just opened his hand to him. "First take a week's money to make a deposit."

Zhong Yuan turned over the wallet. "I only have a thousand pieces of cash. Is it a card?"

"If you forget it, you will be a thousand, and you will see it as an acquaintance."

Zhong Yuan handed the money and smiled at me. "Is it?"

I took it with guilty conscience and hid his gaze. I am really not suitable for being a bad person.

......

My dad knows that I am coming back today, so I didn’t go to Zhang Sanye’s house in the east of the village, but I was sitting alone under the big poplar tree at the door of my house.

When I and Zhongyuan came to my doorstep, my dad waved the fan of the hand, and my eyes crossed me. I looked back and forth in Zhongyuan and looked at it for a long time. He finally said, "Shantou, is this a son-in-law?"

I:"……"

My dad sometimes has a brain pumping, but most of the time it is normal. At this point, I wiped the sweat and said to him: "Dad, this person temporarily lives in the family, you don't have to worry about it, you can't die if you are hungry."

Zhong Yuan has already stepped forward, bowed to my dad with respect and respect, and called out "uncle", who is as good as a primary school student.

This time my dad is so happy that he can't close his mouth. This is too much for Zhongyuan. I suspect that he must have seen Passerby’s "Complete X Manual" and is absolutely familiar with it.

I ignored the old and small interactions and dragged the suitcase into the yard. The house that my dad and I now live in is luxurious, but this is not my home. It is said that my dad has a brother who has joined the league. In the past few years, he has made a fortune and built such a house. The front and back are very well decorated. After not staying for a few days, his family bought a villa in the county town, so the family moved to the villa, and the house was empty. The relationship between the uncle and my father has always been good. Everything except the wife can be shared. At that time, he felt that the house was empty and empty, and he strongly urged my dad to move in. In this way, we bid farewell to the two huts that can be called cultural relics.

Having said that, I have to say that my father, who lived for the rest of his life, is really quite miserable. Fortunately, there are some noble people who help each other.

My dad was a masons when he was young. When he built a house, he fell off the construction frame and broke his arm. He couldn't do it anymore. There was no insurance at the time, and there was no contract. This kind of thing can only be unlucky. Later, my dad's wife, not my mother, felt that he had no future. He followed the rogue of a barbershop from the field in the village, and took away most of the money and valuable things in the house. Then my dad came down like this. At this point, my dad is not the most unlucky, not a big wife, he can still support himself, a person who is full of family is not hungry, bachelor own bachelor chic and happy. Until one day, God threw a child who was not wanted to him, adding unnecessary cumbersomeness to him.

This little child wants to be me.

Speaking of this matter, my father and I really have a fate. One day nineteen years ago, my dad was scribbling in the fields. Suddenly there was a violent wind, lightning and thunder, and heavy rain. The whole sky was dark and I couldn’t reach my fingers. My dad's "Journey to the West" has seen more, thinking that there are monsters coming, dragging the **** and running home. So the magic happened. It was said that the rain was so big, and it was thundering. My dad was so much in the noise that he heard the cry of the baby... I have to say that this is a miracle.

Later, my dad took the unlucky child who was thrown on the side of the road back home. The unlucky child is me.

My dad didn't have the spirit of picking up the money, and if the child didn't hand it over to the police, he hid it privately and raised it as his biological daughter. It is said that my father was very good when he went home that day, so he fry a few dishes and greet a few brothers to drink together. The brothers asked him what name he gave to the little doll. My dad was eating a fungus at the time, so the big hand waved, it was called Muer, just his surname Mu.

This is the origin of my person, can not say the legend, can only say yes, magic. Sun Wukong also knows that he has come out of the stone. I don't know where I came from.

Ok, I am excited and far away... I said that this clock was originally led by my dad into the house, only to listen to his left "uncle" and the right "uncle" called that sweet, what the doglegs are, It’s his >_<

Zhongyuan’s room is next door to me. After my dad settled him, I took Zhong Yuan and chatted in the living room. I sat on the small bench and licked the watermelon while watching TV.

Zhong Yuan pulled out a large satin box from the suitcase and handed it to my dad. "Uncle, I met for the first time. I don't know what to send you. This thing is said to be able to help you." You can like it."

My dad took the box with a smile and laughed. He praised the original politeness and praised him for knowing how to look at him.

I am not calm, I put Zhong Yuan aside. "Hey, why are you sending my dad?"

Zhong Yuan replied blankly: "I and my uncle are casting."

I warned: "You... don't think that if you send a gift, you don't have to pay for food and accommodation!"

Zhong Yuan frowned. "Wood, do you like money so much?"

I have a red face. "This is a matter of principle..."

Zhong Yuan: "If someone gives you two billion, will you marry him like this?"

I yelled at him, "I am like that person? And my dad said, I am not allowed to marry rich people."

Zhong Yuan looked at me with radiance, "Why?"

I just wanted to talk, but I saw my dad stretched his neck and looked at us. It was really not a bad thing to find out that we both left the old man. So I had to pull Zhongyuan back. I was kneeling beside my dad and took the beautiful box apart. I saw two walnuts lying inside, red and bright, like two agate stones, very nice. I took the two walnuts out and licked it, making sure that it was indeed a walnut, and I suddenly let out a sigh of relief. Anyway, these two walnuts can't be worth a few dollars, so I don't have to worry about getting rid of the original room and board expenses.

Of course, my dad was wrapped up by an old guy who collected antiques for more than a month to collect the two walnuts. At that time, my dad was glad that he did not knock the two cute little guys away.

Thanks to Zhong Yuan, my dad didn’t go to Zhang Sanye’s house for a whole afternoon, so he couldn’t wait to have dinner. My dad doesn't like to brag, but I like to tell others how his family is doing, especially after I took a rare university. Of course, when my aunt’s mouth is good, I understand it very well. Today, he held the two walnuts that Zhong Yuan gave him. He was very arrogant and went to Zhang Sanye’s house. I was really afraid that he was excited to say that his son-in-law gave him this kind of thing.

After Zhang Sanye left, next door to my age but Zhang Xu, who is a few months older than me, came to me to chat. My brother and Zhang Xu actually have a fate. From elementary school to junior high school to high school, we have always been classmates. Under normal circumstances, he is the squad leader. I am a member of the study committee. Of course, when I was in high school, I didn’t study because I was not good enough. Member, he is as the squad leader as always.

But then something happened between me and him, so the two were not as close as they used to be. Today he came to me and did not say anything between the two. He sat for a while and left.

After Zhang Xu’s brother left, Zhong Yuan looked at his back and asked me meaningfully: “A childhood friend?”