If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

As soon as I walked into the room of Zhong Yuan, I bowed my head and took the initiative to admit my mistake. "Zhong Yuan, I am sorry, I am wrong."

Zhong Yuan’s voice was faint and there was no anger. "Where is it wrong?"

I looked up and looked at him devoutly and said, "I shouldn't be mad at you. I shouldn't misinterpret your kindness. My usual work doesn't work hard, I often ignore your feelings... I still think you are abnormal." I saw that Zhong Yuan’s face immediately turned black again, so he added, “In fact, you are not, hey, how can you be abnormal, how can you be so long and so handsome...” spit yourself first.

The narcissistic Zhong Yuanyi heard the word "handsome", immediately stunned his body, his face was not stretched, his eyes began to shine, and even the corners of his mouth were hung with a vague smile.

I secretly remembered in my heart that Zhong Yuan liked others to praise him handsome.

Seeing that Zhong Yuan’s mood is getting better, I took the opportunity to say, “Oh, what, can you forgive me?”

Zhong Yuan raised his mouth and smiled slightly. He replied, "What do you say? I can still treat you."

Oh, although this sounds weird, but the meaning of Zhong Yuan seems to forgive me. So I was excited, and I boasted of the original generosity. Later, I said falsely: "In fact, I want to do something to make up for it." After I finished this sentence, I was upset, and I was not able to make waves with Zhong Yuan. It will be true...

Sure enough, Zhong Yuan took a bag and handed it to me. He said, "That's just right, make up."

I took the bag uncomfortably and looked through the things inside. It was a newly bought blank cross-stitch, and the pattern seemed to be two small fishes playing in the sea.

Zhong Yuan reminded me: "You promised me to send me a big one."

I unfolded the cross stitch and suddenly I cried without tears. "But this is too big?" What you liked at the beginning was a mobile phone chain, and this is obviously a pillow!

Zhong Yuan frowned. "There is no sincerity."

I was speechless and hesitated for a long time. Finally I gritted my teeth and said, "Okay, I embroidered. Of course, I promised you to do it. But I have never played this, and this is too big, I am not. Know when you can embroider."

Zhong Yuan put his hand very generously. "No hurry."

So I took this pillow cross stitch and walked out of Zhongyuan’s room with a smile.

How can things develop like this, I always wondered.

The next day, Zhong Yuan returned an empty basket to me, and Li was not there. I asked him if he had eaten it. He still didn't admit it. He didn't admit that I also knew that he had eaten. This person is really hypocritical, and hey!

......

In the summer afternoon, it was a bit stuffy. I knew that I couldn’t bother to sing a song, and I sang in my heart. I sat under the sycamore tree and embroidered the cross stitch with a needle and a needle. It was really difficult to embroider this thing, and my eyes were running fast. I have already dismantled it several times because of the wrong embroidery, and it is more painful when it is removed than when it is embroidered. His mother, Zhong Yuanjing will find these cruel methods to torture me, I must owe him in my life.

And what is the clock doing? Don't mention this, I will be more angry when I mention it. At this time, he was lying leisurely on the hammock that belonged to me, closing his eyes and keeping his eyes open, and his ears were stuffed with headphones. His expression was a leisurely self-sufficiency, and my eyes were burning. On the table next to him, with a laptop, a plate of fruit, a fruit knife, and a bottle of toilet water, this hedonistic life is firmly despised by the people.

I left the cross stitch and stood up from the small bench.

Zhong Yuan opened his eyes very sensitively and looked at me. "What?"

I licked my hand and replied: "Thirsty, pick a tomato, are you?"

Zhong Yuan closed his eyes again and replied lazily: "Okay."

Ignoring the attitude of the uncle who made people sizzling, I turned to the vegetable garden in the backyard.

Zhong Yuan suddenly stopped me from behind, "Come back."

I walked back impatiently to stand beside him. "What else do you want?"

Zhong Yuan sat up from the hammock and took the toilet water on the side. He spoke a few times to the brush. The smell of the toilet water was too strong, and I was so coughing.

Zhong Yuan sprayed the toilet water and waved his hand with satisfaction. It was still the expression of Huang Shiren. "Go."

So I went to the ground.

There are a lot of mosquitoes in the vegetable garden, but since I have just sprayed a lot of toilet water on my body, there is no mosquito to dare to approach me... Zhongyuan is a little conscience, but when I think of his exploitation, I am thinking of him sleeping in a hammock and listening to music. And I am sitting on a small bench embroidering cross stitch, I still feel uncomfortable. So I picked up a large, ripe tomato and picked a green pepper.

After washing the tomatoes and peppers, I ran back to Zhongyuan with great interest. Zhong Yuan was still lying in the hammock, and it was still swaying. He saw me, his mouth slightly ticked and said, "Is it so happy to pick a tomato?"

I smiled and said, "Zhong Yuan, close your eyes."

Zhong Yuan glanced at me deeply, and a small, beautiful arc bent out of the corner of his mouth, and he actually closed his eyes.

I suppressed the excitement and said, "Open your mouth."

Zhong Yuan quickly opened his mouth.

"Zhangda is a little, yes, that's it." As I said, I opened the pepper and dug out all the pepper seeds inside. The hottest part of this kind of pepper grown in my family is the pepper seed. After I dug out the pepper seeds, I threw all my brain into Zhongyuan’s mouth, then squinted and waited to watch the show.

Sure enough, Zhongyuan’s mouth moved, and then found that something was wrong. He brushed it up from the hammock, then slammed and vomited, spit out all the pepper seeds in his mouth, and coughed while spitting. It is a pity that he is too late to spit, and the spicy taste of those pepper seeds must have spread.

I looked at it and couldn't help but laugh at the belly, Zhong Yuan, Zhong Yuan, you also have this day tortured by me? Sure enough, the feeling of tormenting others is too good, no wonder this metamorphosis tortures me all day!

Zhong Yuan spit on one side and raised his eyes to look at me. His eyes were very sharp, and I was so scared that my back was cold. I coughed twice, and suddenly I was a little scared. What should I do if this guy retaliates?

Zhong Yuan sat up straight, his chest violently undulating, indicating his anger at this time.

I stopped laughing and said, "I am, that...hey..."

I haven't said anything yet, my mouth is suddenly blocked, and when I react, what happens is that the brain is suddenly blank.

Zhong Yuan, he, he, he, he...

At this time, he was blocking my mouth with his own mouth, his lips kept licking my lips and biting me! After the bite, he put out his tongue again.

I was on the spot, and after a while, I came back. I was struggling with my head and stretched my hand to push him.

Zhong Yuan felt my dissatisfaction. He let me go, but his hands still held my shoulders. He looked down at me with a gaze, and whispered, "What do you feel?"

He didn't say okay, he said, I found the feeling on my lips at this time - a word, hurt!

I am very sensitive to peppers and almost never eat spicy. This clock is contaminated with peppers and attacks me. It naturally brings the spicy taste to my lips. Now I only feel the burning pain in my mouth. It seems that there is a hot sanding over again. It seems that there are many small wounds that are bleeding in the water. It hurts me to burn like the whole person. It hurts my tears. It’s falling soon. And once my lips are stained with pepper, I often have to swollen all day, like two sausages, which makes me see people.

I screamed and screamed, but gnawed my teeth and said vaguely to Zhong Yuan: "You bastard, singer, beast! Even with this kind of ruin, you are simply human!" (Friendship Explain: You bastard, hexie, beast! Even revenge me in this way, you are simply not human!)

For me, pepper is the most cruel weapon, and it’s still mouth to mouth! Heaven, I am so pure, but I didn’t even send out the first kiss!

Zhong Yuan seems to be a bit embarrassed. There is such a fluster in his eyes. "I'm sorry, I don't mean this, I..."

The facts speak louder than words, and I don't want to listen to this clever guy explaining. I turned away and said, "I have no more to worry about you, oh..." (Friendly explanation: Never mind you anymore)

Zhong Yuan caught my wrist, his face was a bit red, and he was very anxious. "You don't be angry. I won't be like this next time."

I yelled at his hand in angrily. "Do you want to have it next time?"

Zhong Yuan lowered his head and held the hand of my wrist but did not let go. He hung his head and said in a sullen mood: "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it."

I am a soft person who does not eat hard and is too soft. At this time, I saw the appearance of a pupil who was wrong, and the anger in my heart was inexplicably ruined. Ok, although he knows that I don't eat spicy food, I don't know that I am so sensitive to peppers. Maybe he just was a prank. I didn't think I could hurt like this. Well, in fact, it seems that there is no big deal. Of course, this method is still difficult for me to accept, but it seems that I was wrong at the beginning. I should not put chili seeds in his mouth. I am not living here...

Thinking of this, I had to blame myself for not competing, while painfully sighing in the sky: "Zhong Yuan, Zhong Yuan, how much I owe you in the upper position..." (Friendly explanation: upper position = last life)

Zhong Yuan also learned how I looked and sighed. "I owe you."

......

I was lying on the hammock, and I twisted and twisted. The hammock is more comfortable than the bench, but this position is exchanged for my sacrifice.

Zhong Yuan was sitting on the small bench at this time, next to me. He was holding a pill bottle and said with a low voice: "Let's not move." The voice is a little gentle, and it is a good boy who knows what to do.

Zhong Yuan holds the medicine bottle in his right hand, holds the cotton swab in his left hand, stains the swelling medicine with a cotton swab, and gently rubs it on my lips. His strength is very light, but I still breathe in and suck.

However, after the pain, I began to sigh the richness of Zhongyuan’s suitcase, even the swelling drugs.

I was closing my eyes and enjoying the service of Zhong Yuan. Suddenly a voice said, "What are you doing? What happened to you?"

I opened my eyes and saw Zhang Xu carrying a basket again. The look of that shape made me very kindly think of the little girl who picked the mushrooms.

The habits in our village, the villagers' yards were open during the day, and did not shy away from people suddenly coming in. Of course, if you have any privacy activities, you can do it in the house. If a person wants to enter your house, knock on the door first, or shout in the yard.

So at this time, Zhang Xu came a bit suddenly, but it was not awkward, but I always felt awkward in my heart.

When I sat up and just wanted to talk, I listened to Zhong Yuan and answered him: "Nothing, I blame me for not being careful, coughing..." He said, and he was very embarrassed to cough twice.

He coughed, and I thought about the appearance of our mouths and mouths, and the face suddenly burned. Zhong Yuan, the beast, ruined my first kiss!

"I... I am going to give you some peaches, which I picked up in my uncle's home." He said, putting the bamboo basket on the table.

I saw an inexplicable light in his eyes, and there was a little red on his face. It is estimated that he also wants to smash it. Forget it, he loves how to think about it, I am already weak...

After Zhang Xu put the bamboo basket down, Zhong Yuan asked the owner with a sense of consciousness: "Do you have anything else?"

"No, no." Zhang Xu finished, and hurried away.

After Zhang Xu left, Zhong Yuan gave me a prescription and whispered, "How come this guy is still not dead."

I blinked and replied: "It is estimated that he is not dead, he wow let him send him." (Friendly reminder: wow = mother, no = no)

Zhong Yuan said: "Whoever makes you speak, don't move."

I:"……"

When Zhongyuan gave me the medicine, I widened my eyes and stretched my neck. I was full of eagerness to look at the few peaches in the basket, so I wanted to eat.

Zhong Yuan moved the peaches away from the distance and learned my dad's tone. "It's a little trouble to trouble you."

I stared at the peach, and said painfully, "But don't take it." If you are eaten by you, it's a pity~~~~(>_

Zhong Yuan took the basket and walked to the door to greet the little child who was playing outside. "Pangzhu, come over, this is for you to eat, and after eating, send the basket to Zhang Xujia."

Xiao Baozhu happily took the basket and said "Thank you for the atomic brother" and ran away.

I opened two sausage mouths and looked at the back of Xiao Baozhu with resentment.

Zhong Yuan sat back on the small bench and raised his hand and rubbed my head. "I will buy it for you tomorrow."

......

Zhong Yuanyong admitted the mistake. As a compensation to me, the hammock has been occupied by me for a few days. In fact, what I want to say is that it was originally mine...

Therefore, in general, when we are enjoying the cool, the hammock belongs to me, and the small bench belongs to Zhongyuan. He is sitting on a small bench, sometimes going online, playing games or something, and I am lying in a hammock, of course, I will not embroider the cross stitch of the Rush. When you have nothing to do, it is easy to get sleepy.

This afternoon, I swayed in a hammock and slept again. Of course, this is not the point. The point is that I have had a dream. I have never had such a clear dream.

I dreamed that I was eating the crystal pig tongue made by Chef Li in the Lijia Hotel in the west of the village. Chef Li’s crystal pig tongue is as smooth as a crystal pig skin, and it is delicious and delicious. It is one of my favorites.

I was dreaming that I was putting a crystal pig's tongue in my mouth and sipping it. I never dreamed of being so full, as if I had a slippery pig tongue in my mouth. But my lungs seemed to be stuck in a breath, so I had to wake up.

I opened my eyes and breathed a few times, and it was smoother. However, I always feel that the feeling of eating a pig's tongue is so real. The mouth is filled with a touch of slippery things, as if it still remains. I couldn't help but stretch my hand and touch my lips. I found that my lips are still wet. Oh, it is estimated that I just dreamed of being excited, I am embarrassed, so shameful.

I carefully went to see Zhongyuan, I hope he would not find me dreaming of licking my lips, but what did I see? God!

Zhong Yuan is cutting a peach in a gods. It’s not the right point. The key point is that he cut his hands and didn’t know it. He cut it hard, and the blood flowing out of his hand dyed the peach. The scene is so violent.

I stared at this strange scene with unsharp eyes and forgot to remind him. I saw that the original eye of the clock was straight, and the cheeks were red, obviously not in the state. The poor peach was miserable by him, and of course his horrible ones were his fingers...

"Zhong Yuan? Zhong Yuan?" I called him without worry.

"Well?" Zhong Yuan turned to look at me, his eyes a little confused.

At this time, I did not care how much his expression was bizarre, but pointed at his hand and said: "Your hand is cut, don't you?"

When Zhong Yuan looked down, he immediately put the fruit knife and peaches aside, his eyes still staring straight at his fingers. "No, nothing."

When I entered the house to get a band-aid and purple syrup, while helping him with the wound, he said, "Zhongyuan, you have a heatstroke? How is your face so red, you don't know how to cut your fingers."

Zhong Yuan did not answer my question positively, but said: "Are you asleep?" The voice is a little ethereal.

I snorted, and wiped the wound with a piece of toilet paper to clean the wound. The wound was quite deep, and I didn't know what the guy was thinking. I didn't feel any pain at all.

Zhong Yuan asked again: "You... dreaming?"

I snorted again, stained with purple syrup and applied to his wound.

The sound of Zhong Yuan suddenly flutters like silk. "What's the dream?"

"Oh," I was a little embarrassed. "Dream to eat pig tongue."

Zhong Yuan suddenly pulled his hand back. He glared at me with a sullen face. The corner of his mouth was a little twitching.

I was shocked by his sudden change of expression. "What happened to you?"

Zhong Yuan ignored me and stood up and walked away.

I followed him and said, "What's wrong with you, the wound is still not posted."

Zhong Yuantou did not return, "I can't die."

I am angry, I don’t know where I am doing something wrong. "Hey, what's the matter with you?"

Zhong Yuan replied in a loud voice: "Don't follow me, I am afraid I can't help but kill you."

I:"……"

I recruit whoever provoked me!