If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

Zhong Yuan lifted my bicycle and sat on the seat with my long legs. Then he pointed to the back seat of the car and said to me, "Come up."

I was lying on the lawn and glaring at him, just not getting up.

Zhong Yuan raised his mouth and smiled. "Don't you want me to hold you up?"

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I climbed up from the grass, patted the soil and sat on the bike. The passers-by around are looking at us and looking at it!

Zhongyuan sneaked a little toe, like riding a little sheep, riding my bicycle except the bell that didn't ring, and leisurely headed for the dormitory.

I was depressed in the back seat of the car, unnaturally welcoming all kinds of eyes from all directions.

Zhong Yuan rode his bicycle with ease and screamed at me: "The wood sister."

I angered: "I don't want to call me a wood sister!"

Zhong Yuan: "Well, wood."

I:"……"

Zhong Yuan: "Wood, my car is really stolen."

I heard him say this, and my heart was a little twisted, and then I put on a fierce expression and said, "Do you want to explain it to me?"

Zhong Yuan: "No. I just want to say that I probably need to borrow your car all the time before I buy a new car."

I am angry: "Just kidding, what do I use?"

Zhong Yuan: "We will eat together anyway. If you don't want to carry me, I will carry you."

Nonsense, of course I don't want to carry you! But I don't want to be hurt by you...

I just wanted to reject him, but my mind suddenly flashed another thought. So I said it in a serious way: "Okay, but you have to pay a fee." Wow, hahaha, I really have a business mind.

Zhong Yuan’s big head immediately nodded and agreed. He immediately said, “Let’s do it, I can brush it at the supermarket until I buy a new bicycle.”

This year's meal card is a card all-round, you can eat, you can spend in the campus supermarket, you can enter the library, you can...

So Zhong Yuan promised that I could brush his meal card in the supermarket. I suddenly hoped that he would not buy a new car so quickly. This is really a sinful idea>___<

Wait, no, they are discussing what, the focus is not like Zhong Yuan...

In order to turn the subject back to normal orbit, I yelled at the scorpion: "What I want to say is that I am going to leave you. You are not going to show a little bit of reluctance..."

Xiao Er turned his eyes and first expressed her contempt: "Forget it, you still follow the bell." Which dinner is not the slowest? A person who is very rough, likes to eat when he is eating. ."

"It is basic common sense to eat and eat slowly." I said, while aiming at the boss and the four girls, I hope they can support me.

As a result, the boss and the four girls looked at Xiao Er with appreciation, as if Xiao Er was their spokesperson.

XX, I was abandoned by this world.

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Early the next morning, I met Zhong Yuan in the dormitory downstairs. He was sitting on my bicycle, one leg on the ground, and the expression on his face seemed to be impatient.

I stepped forward and said hello to him.

Zhong Yuan said with a blank expression: "I will be here at the next seven o'clock, don't let me wait."

I am frying: "Why should I listen to you?" At seven o'clock, at 7 o'clock, I just opened my sleepy eyes.

Zhong Yuan’s eyebrows were slightly picked and sent a signature treacherous smile. He said slowly: "If you don't come, I will sell your car," paused. He said, "In any case, your car is worth a lot of scrap money. By then, I will also Don't need to pay too much."

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Although I despise him this way, I have to admit that his threat is very convincing. Even if he sold my car, I couldn't lose a few dollars, but then I have to spend more money to buy another one...

Can you still be shameless in Zhongyuan?>___<