If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

I was visited by a passer-by, a passerby, like a monkey for a long time. Finally, they concluded: "Yes, better than the photos."

Photo? ? ?

I looked at Zhongyuan angrily: "You, show me my photos?" It was the one that was frustrated!

Zhong Yuan stared at the passer-by innocently and said, "Where do you see the photos?"

Passerby A: "Recent people recently sent photos of your dinner to the school forum. The post is very hot... You will not know if you are in Zhongyuan? Hey, you don't know Muer?"

I shook my head and looked at the same angry Zhongyuan. I asked, "What post?"

Passerby B replied: "You will know when you look at the Internet. It is floating on the front page of the forum. It has been floating for a few days." He said, pulling the passerby, "Go, the sisters are slowly stalking you." ... Zhong Yuan turned back and showed me the exclusive photos of you and my sister. If the scale is too big, I won't need it." When he finished, the two sneaked away, as they sneaked.

My face was red and I said to Zhong Yuan: "That... I don't want to show my photos to them!"

Zhong Yuan’s mouth twitched slightly and smiled. “It’s up to you to obey.”

Rely on, so Zhongyuan has another excuse to threaten me.

When the passerby combination just left, there was a figure that quickly drifted over and sat beside me. I looked at it from the side and turned out to be the deputy director of our environmental protection agency, a junior sister, very embarrassing.

As soon as I saw the deputy president, my charming smile immediately climbed to my face: "Ling Ling's sister, it's so cute!"

Lingling’s sister first smiled sweetly toward Zhongyuan, then turned her head and said good to me.

Next, I don't know what to say. Although I admire the president very much, but really did not talk to her face to face several times, we are not familiar at all.

Lingling’s sister was very familiar with my bald head and praised my new hairstyle. When I was beaten by her, she finally gave me good news. This good news made me excited, and I didn't even have a heart to eat.

She told me that I won the prize.

The Environmental Protection Agency recently organized a camping event to experience the natural closeness to nature. I wanted to participate, but the students who participated in the camp had to pay for the tent rental fee and food expenses. At that time, I was tight, so I had to wait. . Later, in order to expand the publicity, the Environmental Protection Agency held a lucky draw in the whole school. As long as the registration, there is an opportunity to participate in the camp free of charge. Although the number of places is very small, I still hope to sign up with a glimmer of hope. Because I was too hopeful, I was excited for two days and I forgot about it. Unexpectedly, today, this good news suddenly hit my head, and I suddenly felt a little dizzy.

Lingling’s sister patted me on the shoulder and smiled: “Congratulations to you, Muer, starting today, we are going to participate in our training camp. Camping is a physical guarantee.”

I stared at her with two eyes and stood desperately.

Lingling’s sister-in-law smiled and said to Zhongyuan: “Zhong Yuan, we have a free quota here. Would you like to come?”

I took the arm of Ling Lingling's sister and looked at her incredulously. Is the free quota not drawn by the lottery?

At this time, Zhong Yuan politely smiled at Lingling’s sister and said, “Thank you, no need.”

I sighed quietly and couldn't see the figure of Zhong Yuan. It was such a wonderful thing. I began to look forward to this camping.

Zhong Yuan suddenly asked: "Wood, you don't want me to go, right?"

I was still in the surprise of Zhongyuan’s rejection of Lingling’s sister. I didn’t respond at the moment. I nodded and nodded and said, “Of course.”

Zhong Yuan raised his mouth and smiled and said, "I will go."

I:"……"

Lingling’s sister hugged me and said excitedly: “You are doing well!”

Let me go, I am not your sister>_<

......

As soon as I returned to the dormitory, I opened the computer to the school forum. It is said that the laptop I am using now is still rewarded by my alma mater high school. Although it occasionally shows a state of suspended animation, it is basically loyal to me.

The forum home page really has a high click-through rate, the topic of the post is awesome: Is this the girlfriend of Zhongyuan? Is this the girlfriend of Zhongyuan? Is this the girlfriend of Zhongyuan? ? ?

My heart suddenly raised an ominous feeling, and I went to see it.

The photo is a sneak shot, the technique is not good, it is a bit fuzzy. The main characters in the filming are me and Zhong Yuan. There are many scenes, there are canteens, dormitory downstairs, and when riding bicycles on the road. The landlord didn't have much embarrassment, but claimed to have followed us for several days. This is the result, and then put it up for everyone to see if it might be Zhongyuan's girlfriend.

Although the landlord is a bit gossip, but it is still calm, but after reading the reply below, I am a little dumbfounded.

Netizen A: LZ, don't be funny, is this a girl? Is this a girl? Is this a girl?

Netizen B: A gorgeous bald head flashed my dog's eyes!

Netizen C: Zhong Yuan was originally a heavy taste, and sure enough, the eyes of the cattle are quite different.

Netizen D: relying on leaning, a good fairy grass is inserted in the dog dung, angry out!

Netizen E: She is not a girlfriend of Zhong Yuan, I am the only one who is me...

Netizen F: To be honest, if you put your hair on, it is also a very watery one.

Netizen G: Zhong Yuan, why do men have troubles themselves...

The next message is more similar, most of them are repeating the voices of the above netizens, laughing at my bald head and saying that I am not worthy of Zhongyuan Yunyun. The more I look at the more angry, what international jokes, Zhong Yuan? The little white face with ghost upper body and scum and insidious guy? How can I accept this kind of person, my idol is Luzijian!

Looking down, there are people who have come to a big debate about "The woman is not beautiful." The reasons for both sides are dazzling. I feel dizzy, but I am very pleased to see someone say that I am beautiful, after all. With such a hairstyle, it is already very good to be accepted.

Later, I saw that my back was cold. This crazy group of people turned out to be human...

Although human flesh is a technical activity, it is not difficult for a B-large person to have a human being. The efficiency of those people is really high. The next day when this post was posted, some people came to my specific information. XX, they even know that I don’t eat spicy food.>_<

The more I look at the atmosphere, the more I greet me around, and I will find some comfort. Who knows that one or two ran and glanced at my computer screen, and they "cut" and dispersed.

The boss is kind, she gently patted my shoulder and smiled: "You know the wood now, it really is wood."

I was frustrated: "You know, I don't go to the forum very much... but since you all know, why don't you tell me?"

The four girls replied at this time: "You know it is useless, and you are more troubled."

I slammed the table with sorrow: "But I still know now, what to do!"

Four girls: "Clarification or ignorance, what can I do?"

Four girls, you are really insightful and never talk nonsense.

I stared at my chin and started thinking about clarifying or ignoring the problem.

If the actor of this post is Lu Zijian, I will not clarify; if the gang does not say that I am ugly, I will not clarify; if they did not say that I am not worthy of Zhongyuan, I will not clarify...

In summary, I still clarified ==

Considering the popularity and influence of me and Zhong Yuan, it is better for him to do this thing.

I pinched my phone and hesitated for a long time. I finally dialed the number of Zhong Yuan, and then tried my best to explain the whole incident. Then I emphasized how it would be harmful if I didn’t make it clear. Finally, I said seriously: "Must clarify and clarify with righteousness!"

Zhong Yuan agreed very simply, and at that moment I even had a new perspective on his character.

The efficiency of this person in Zhongyuan was really fast. After a while, I saw a post from a person whose ID was "I am Zhongyuan."

The content of the post is very simple: I am Zhong Yuan, and my relationship with Muir is not a boyfriend or a girl. I hereby clarify. In addition, even if you want to gossip, have to wait for the woman to grow her hair to come back again?

I read this post and I was so angry that I was shaking. I immediately sent a text message to Zhong Yuan: You are laughing at me in disguise!

After a while, Zhong Yuan replied: Yes.

Me: Go to hell, suffer!

Zhong Yuan: The last word, don't let me see the second time, otherwise I don't guarantee what to do.

This is a threat, a naked threat... this is accepted!