If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

Today is a more important day.

Time flies so fast. In a blink of an eye, I have been married to Zhongyuan for six years. We have a five-year-old son, who is called Zhong Jun, a small name. Most of Junjun inherited my looks, but the eyes are more like Zhongyuan. When I pick up, I always feel that he is not good. However, Jun Jun is young and still very simple, so when he blinks, there is no such awkward temperament as Zhong Yuan, but it is more likely to make people laugh, always making people want to poke his face.

Our neighbor is a family of three living treasures. This man is an Internet cafe owner and a computer repairer. We are looking for him in this film. Of course, he is actually a hacker. It belongs to the kind of legend that people are relishing on the Internet without a trace. This woman is a mysterious housewife writer. It is said that whenever she stares at his husband with the green gaze, claiming to be looking for inspiration, his husband can't help but fight the chill. The mysterious couple gave birth to a sly doll. His doll is a little bit, a year younger than my family, and there is nothing to bully my family, play with his toys, spend his lucky money, and draw a puppy duckling on his picture literacy...but This act is completely reluctant to accept the will, I am a horrible look at my mother.

Well, when it comes to this, everyone must know who the couple are, and they are the combination of passers-by and Xiao Er. It is said that his doll is naughty, but he is super cute. This child will choose the gene too much. For her aunt's appearance, she completely takes its essence to the dross, and grows it like a water spirit. Whenever she makes a mistake, she will stare at you with two big eyes with water and spirit, so that you only want to kiss her and hug her to comfort her, and remember the angry thing.

Oh, I seem to be far away...

That, as I said before, today is an important day, because Zhong Yuan wants to participate in a talk show on TV. The talk show specifically invited some of the more popular celebrities, covering all areas, with high ratings. Well, in fact, now Zhongyuan can be regarded as a popular celebrity, this matter should start from an award ceremony in the past few days.

It was still the TV station. It was really boring. So I hosted an award ceremony for Chinese business leaders. Zhong Yuan was awarded a "Most Potential Business Leader" award. This concept is probably equivalent to the Best Newcomer Award. Poor. I watched all the three, and also the best newcomer award, I am awkward.

The award ceremony was not mentioned in the original clock. Until that night, he came back with a trophy. When he entered the door, he slammed the trophy to Junjun and said "take it to play", then sit on the sofa and hand me Pulled into his arms. The trophy was quite heavy, and the poor monarch had to hold it with both hands to hold it.

Later Jun Jun did not know how to play this thing, just look for a little discussion.

Then the crystal trophy was affixed with a lot of colorful paper and plush, dressed as a doll, you don't say, quite like.........__<

It is because of this award ceremony that Zhong Yuancai has been concerned from the attention of the small to the attention of the people of the country. Who did not have two brushes at the award ceremony, Zhong Yuan was only a junior in it. However, the problem is that most people in front of the TV did not pay much attention to the difference between the award ceremony and the Golden Rooster, so the achievements of those 40-year-old uncles were ignored, and Zhong Yuan’s One of the most talented young talents in the award ceremony was received with unexpected and strong attention, especially some simple flower lovers.

At this point, the image of Zhong Yuan has been tilted a little in the direction of the vase.

Of course, TV stations don't care about this. They only know that Zhong Yuan is famous, and they don't have to worry about the ratings of this program...

Zhong Yuan and TV station made an appointment to record the show on Saturday afternoon, because everyone is idle this day, and his friends and relatives will grow stronger. Of course, he naturally did not expect that in fact, many of the audience on the show site are his friends and relatives, this is the charm of human scourge, there is no way.

After lunch, our family of three plus a small two family of three, took the luxury business car of Zhongyuan. Considering that Zhongyuan is the protagonist today, passerby A decided to be his driver personally. So the owner of the Internet cafe and the top hacker drove the car while he was driving, and he was defeated. "You have enough of this car to buy me an internet cafe."

Zhong Yuan smiled. "Don't think your wife didn't tell my wife how much money is in your family passbook."

Passerby A dissatisfied, "You don't pretend to be with me, and all my assets are not enough for you."

Zhong Yuan: "The money is enough, the key is that you are at your own risk. If you want money, certainly not only those."

Passerby turned a blind eye. "Don't think that you can avoid the fate of being exploited if you praise me. I will treat you tonight, and the five-star brother will not go."

......

When we arrived at the TV station, the bosses were already waiting for us. The boss has been embarrassed recently because there are too many people chasing her. She has committed a peach blossom and has been guilty for several years. Sometimes we advised her to marry soon, and don't leave it. She always replied very embarrassedly. "I also want to marry, but I have to marry me with a question?"

So we asked her what kind of person would make her marry.

Boss answered: "I like family women."

Uh... Well, the boss is an elite. Most of the men around her are elites. It’s not an easy task to find a family woman.

Four girls and Lu Zijian are also coming, they are planning

Married this year. Lu Zijian got a postdoctoral degree in a foreign brand school, and completed his studies ahead of schedule. It is said that he couldn't wait, and he wanted to come back early to get the marriage done. So he came back to heat up the modernization of the motherland... It is said that his welfare is so good, in short, the country thought of all aspects of his life, and even might even buy money for his children. Considered, as long as he can keep him. I also heard that people like them will be monitored by the state to be properly monitored because they are afraid of being dug...

Talent, this is talent!

Another talent in the mixed dormitory, passerby B also arrived. When passerby B had finished his master's degree, he didn't want to study any more, but his mentor tried to keep him down. It is said that he used the beauty plan for the sake of it. Of course, as long as there is a history, passerby B has no chance to enjoy this welfare. . Anyway, he later finished his Ph.D., and later he became an ordinary people's teacher. I also went to listen to his class. As a result, there were so many people who attended the class. I was almost crushed.

Again, this is talent!

As for the passers-by B and Shi Wei, the first thing was always unclear. Later, Shi Yu went to the blind date with anger. As a result, passerby B rushed to the scene of the blind date. Of course, the onlookers were just an excuse because he later Bringing Shi Han home...

Now that the two are married, Shi Wei’s stomach is very big, and it seems to have been seven months.

Ok, okay, gossip, the show is about to begin.

The scene was very hot and everyone was very excited. When Zhongyuan came out, the audience heard a very warm applause. When he owed a sneak to the audience, he smiled at everyone... I heard many people screaming.

Jun Jun did not seem to like such a noisy voice, frowning and raising his ears. Then he quickly pulled him and tried to criticize him with a milky voice: "The teacher said that applause represents welcome. You see everyone is welcoming us. You are so rude!"

"I know." Junjun moved, but he let go.

I touched the head of the monarch and touched the little head and smiled. "This ghost is a girl."

Xiao Er reached out and pinched Jun Jun’s little face and comforted him: “Jun Jun does not care, this girl is sick.”

The boss laughed and said: "Which is how to say this about your child, how big is it."

Xiao Erzheng, "It's true. She has ADHD. When she is not alive, her kindergarten teacher is looking for me every day. You can see how quiet the people are. They can average them."

I rolled my eyes and replied: "Forget it, Junjun's teacher said, this child does not like to talk, but it is also very untrue. The kindergarten children's sorrows are many of them. It's all sorts of things, it's hard to defend."

So the two little guys suddenly quieted down and bowed their heads with grievances. I can't bear to look at it. Look at Xiao Er, she is also tangled. Hey, kids are cute, and those of us who are adults are really unable to stand up.

So everyone began to concentrate on the interview. In fact, the interview, that is, the content, I am too familiar with Zhong Yuan, so I am not interested in the interview content, just stare at him. After a while, the boss patted my shoulder and shook his head and sighed: "I have served you in the three woods. You both have been married for six years, and you can still face the clock."

Uh……

Jun Jun and a little bit seem to have no interest in this program. I don’t know where to change a wool thread, and Jun Jun and two people began to put the wool thread on their hands to play various graphic patterns. I have to admit that it is really fun to play, but it is a bit like the four girls. So I licked the clothes of the four girls and said, "Four girls, it’s not like her, she is more like you."

The four girls glanced at me coolly and replied: "Crap, I am her godmother."

Uh... what logic is this...

When we talked about it, we chatted and started to whisper in the relatives and friends. Anyway, this seat is specially designed for relatives and friends, and we are not afraid of affecting others. It was Zhong Yuan, and we were completely dry.

Look face, Zhong Yuan, I am sorry for you...

(People A: Sorry, Zhong Yuan +1

Passerby B: Sorry, Zhong Yuan +2

Lu Zijian: Sorry, Zhong Yuan +3

One two four: sorry Zhongyuan +10086)

Although we had a few short breaks, the audience was very well matched, and applause and screams came from time to time. Later, after the show was broadcast, the audience responded very strongly, so I went to see it curiously, and then I was embarrassed.

In this program, Zhong Yuan has shaped himself into a very intimate and infatuated person, much like the male No. 1 in Qiong Yao's novels. In fact, in terms of the mode of getting along with Zhong Yuan, the words he said were very false. It is not that we have bad feelings, but that we almost never express our feelings so deliberately, anyway, we know it in our hearts.

Although this is very fake in my opinion, it seems to be in the eyes of others. It is very real and very moving and can buy people's hearts.

So I pulled Xiao Er from the next door and pointed to the computer screen and asked her, "You said, is this fake?"

However, Xiao Er chased me and knocked on my head, yelling at me: "You are stupid or fake in the three woods!"

Khan, I thought that since I was a writer and a very popular writer, I should be quite insightful. I didn't expect her to go crazy again and again.

Ok, are you not hitting me, you dare to fight, I dare to run...

Then I hugged my head.

......

When I came out from the TV station, it was close to the evening, and a group of people rushed to the hotel. The service attitude of a five-star hotel is good, of course, the price is also very ecstasy...

Everyone is familiar and can't be cooked anymore, and they don't say anything polite. They should eat and drink. Jun Jun and the little children themselves made up a small circle to play very well, simply ignore our adults.

I suddenly have a serious sense of frustration.

In the mixed dormitory, the 30-year-old grandfathers let go of their arms and drink, and everyone drank a lot. Especially the passerby A, this guy is very poor in the amount of alcohol, of course, the wine is still okay, better than me. At this time his face was red, and his side leaned against Xiao Er, watching her smirk.

Xiao Er sneaked the chin of the passerby and smiled. "Hus, you look like this, it is easy to bring inspiration to me."

Although the drink was high, passersby A still stunned.

This shows how little sin is in Xiao Er. Here is a passerby A Amen, oh.

After dinner, everyone decided to sing a song. Considering that there are children who need to take care of them, and the place where KTV is not suitable for our pure point and Junjun, we intend to go home to sing. Zhongyuan bought a villa in Area C shortly after we got married. It was specially equipped with a K-song room, and the sound insulation effect was super good. However, we suspected that the house was in space, so we did not stay. Now the house there is soaring, and when the passerby A mentions the house, it will smash the original profiteer.

......

Because Junjun and a little bit are pure children, so a group of adults are also embarrassed to sing the songs of the dogs and horses, so... a group of thirty old guys sang an hour of songs...>_<

Later, the two children went to sleep, and the rest of the wolves began to let go of their nephews.

How does Zhongyuan’s singing technique, how to say it, with the words of passers-by, they are very painful. He sings more than just using the tune to explain the problem. He always feels that all the tones are turning in one direction. At the same time, however, his voice was very low and very pleasant, and it was a natural scorpion. In short, people who have heard him sing, basically will sigh and sigh, a good scorpion, ruin...

Considering that this guy is more proud, he rarely sings in front of others. But today he is a bit abnormal, because he became a tyrant, sings a love song to me with a microphone, making me careful that the liver flutters and jumps, and the boss is still following.

Everyone played late, I couldn’t open my eyes late, and I didn’t want to get up on the carpet in the K song room. Then I was gently picked up by Zhongyuan and walked into the bedroom.

There is a drink in Zhongyuan. I don't like the taste of alcohol very much. But this kind of taste is in Zhongyuan. I don't feel annoying at all.

Zhong Yuan put me on the bed, kissed my forehead and whispered in my ear: "Wood, do you want to take a shower?"

"Oh, sleepy." I moved and chose a comfortable posture to lie down.

So Zhong Yuan helped me with clothes and shoes, and then I lay down and pulled me into my arms.

I was so sleepy that I was so confused that I could play with it.

Zhong Yuan used his chin to lick my neck and whispered, "Wood, what I said today is true."

"Oh."

"I want to say it for a long time."

"Oh."

"Wood, I love you."

"Oh."

In the confusion, I felt that my eyes were covered with two soft things, soft and comfortable like feathers. I got a side and I met with Zhou Gongli.

"You are not in hell, who goes to **** / a grass has a master"