If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

The camp of the Environmental Protection Agency is scheduled for the May Day holiday. In the next half of the month, we will be on the playground at 9 o'clock every night for training. Because climbing a mountain, this is a very physical thing, and most people who participate in camping are amateurs in the amateur, so they must train in advance. Although they can't change their physique, at least let us adapt to the high-intensity physical exertion. .

Most of the training content is long-distance running, and occasionally there will be jumping steps. My physical strength is also a normal person, and I can't keep up. This training for me does not mean that I have to be killed, but it is also very hard. Of course, for some non-humans, then it is another matter, just like Zhongyuan. This continuation of running for half an hour is as easy as walking. I really doubt that he is actually a robot.

At the time of training, Zhong Yuan did not have much time to bully me, because he was always surrounded by several girls, especially when running. Later, he simply spread his legs and ran fast, and the girls could only look at him from a distance. At this time, I will have a special sense of accomplishment. Look, the people who run slowly are not only one of me...

Sometimes Zhongyuan passed by me, he would run backwards and face me face-to-face, then he smiled and said with a mobile phone: "Wood, laugh one."

I was already sweating at this time, breathing and snoring, even the strength of the monks was gone, still laughing?

So Zhong Yuan will not miss the opportunity to capture my most frustrating side... You say how dark this person's psychology is!

......

On the day before departure, we didn't have training, but we sat together and opened a small meeting, emphasizing some issues that should be paid attention to during camping. In the end, Lingling’s sister announced a thing, to be exact, it was a big trouble.

The people who participated in the camp had three teams and went to different places. I, Zhong Yuan, and Ling Ling are all part of the third team. Among the twenty people in the third detachment, there are seven girls and thirteen boys. The key lies in these two figures. The number of boys and girls in the first team is just double, and the three teams are singular... And the tents we rent are all tents for two, and the three teams just rent ten tents...

That is to say, if two people are allocated for one tent, then one boy and one girl must share a tent.

Lingling sister said that she has been negotiating with the club that rented the tent, but the tent was too bad to rent during the May Day... The implication is that there are only so many teams in the third team, you can do it.

I heard this and actively raised my hand to speak: "Ling Ling, sister, can we squeeze three people?"

Lingling's sister shook her head: "Three people are squeezing one too hard, and the day is so tired. If you can't sleep well at night, you won't be able to walk the next day."

At this time, Zhong Yuan, sitting next to me, quietly said to me with a voice that only two of us can understand: "It is not so exaggerated. If it is a girl like you, three people squeeze a double tent." Too big a problem."

I looked at him strangely and whispered, "Why don't you tell Lingling's sister?"

Zhong Yuan glanced at the direction of Lingling's sister and said, "You didn't see it? She was deliberate."

I looked at Zhong Yuan with amazement, and hurt my sister, be careful, I will tell you!

When Zhong Yuan saw that I didn't believe it, he said, "Why doesn't she say it now? Even if there are other ways, it's too late."

Sure enough, this time a freshman said: "Ling Ling, my sister has a single tent at home."

Lingling’s sister said with regret: “Oh, why don’t you say it earlier? It’s too late to go back and estimate it. We will leave early tomorrow morning.”

I looked at Zhong Yuan with suspicion and asked, "What is she doing?"

Zhong Yuan shook his head: "I don't know."

At this time, everyone has begun to talk enthusiastically about who will share a tent with whom. I find that these people seem to be willing to use men and women together. Is this my hallucination?

In the end, Lingling’s sister had an idea to vote for all the girls, and which boy would come to share the tent with the girls. Note that girls vote for boys, hehe.

What shocked me was that when Lingling’s sister read the name of Zhong Yuan, the six girls in the three teams except me raised their hands and brushed their hands. The girls in the freshman were still a little shy. Lingling's sister, who is staring at Zhongyuan with two eyes, looks like a hungry person staring at a plate of food...

Khan, I seem to have some understanding why Lingling’s sister did this... Zhongyuan is a curse!

Lingling sister asked me: "Who are you choosing?"

Although I understood Lingling's sister, I still feel that this thing is a bit strange, so I said, "That... Lingling sister, I still think that our three girls are crowded together, too..."

"No!" Lingling's sister refused my proposal in a righteous manner. Her mood seemed to be very exciting. I had to pretend to be a little sheep.

At this time, Lingling’s sister said: “In any case, there are already six votes in Zhongyuan. It doesn’t matter if you vote for Mur.”

Zhong Yuan suddenly asked: "Can the selected person refuse?"

Lingling’s sister smiled slyly: “No.”

Zhong Yuan: "Well, the selected person can choose, hey, companion?"

Lingling’s sister hesitated and replied: “Yes...”

Things have developed here, and even the one-of-a-kind freshmen are not calm. The eyes looked straight at the scourge of Zhongyuan. Of course, I am as calm as ever, although I still feel that it is not bad for three people to share a tent.>_<

Zhong Yuan’s gaze wandered between several girls, and finally looked at me and said with a smile: "I chose her, Muer." He just finished, the boys present were looking at me with a sly look. The girl, how much resentment in the eyes, I was shocked.

I made a decisive statement: "I don't agree! Lingling's sister, I still think three people..."

Lingling sister interrupted me: "Zhong Yuan, Muer does not agree, you need to re-select."

Zhong Yuan looked helplessly at Lingling's sister and said, "I don't know who to choose. In fact, I prefer to choose a freshman." After he finished speaking, the girls in the freshman year were even more excited.

I took a look at Zhong Yuan, why are you pulling me into this matter! Ming Ming Lingling teacher is looking forward to you for a long time...

When Lingling’s sister heard that Zhong Yuan wanted to choose a freshman, she immediately pulled out a small box from the bag and said, “Okay, let’s draw lots. There are seven paper strips in this box, only one of which is on the right. Hook, the rest are blank, and whoever draws the note on the check mark,” said Lingling’s sister, she was more excited. She swallowed her mouth and continued, “I shared a tent with Zhongyuan. "

I wiped the sweat, and Lingling’s sister, you really had premeditated...

"In order to be fair, you should first draw, and the last one will be left to me." Lingling’s sister said, holding the box and putting it in front of the girl, everyone grabbed a few times from the box and grabbed a folded piece of paper. .

When Lingling’s sister lifted the box to me, I glanced at the face of Zhongyuan’s nightmare and shook my head and said, “I’m still forgetting.”

Lingling’s sister just wanted to take back the box. At this time, Zhong Yuan said that it was out of time. “You will make Lingling’s sister very difficult. If the rest of the sign is just a tick, it’s just seven points. One of the probabilities is still not on your head."

I glanced at him and took a piece of paper in the box.

I just wanted to unfold the note, but Zhong Yuan said, "I will help you." He said as he grabbed the paper in my hand, unfolded, and quickly took out a small pen from his pocket. , a check mark is drawn on it.

I was stunned at the side, Zhong Yuan, are you crazy or stupid?

At this time, everyone was watching the notes in their hands. Zhong Yuan’s movements were very hidden and very fast, so those girls, including Lingling’s sisters, did not see his bad behavior. I haven't returned to God, I saw Zhong Yuan put the pen in my hand, and then said with a note: "Well, I was drawn by Muer."

I am anxious: "No, I..."

Zhong Yuan looked at me sideways: "What do you want to say, don't you want to say, Lingling's sister's signing is fake?"

"I don't mean this." I looked at Lingling's sister and wanted to explain to her. But I saw her face very strange, in addition to disappointment, there seems to be a trace of panic. Uh?

But Zhong Yuan is cheating...

Zhong Yuan suddenly lowered his voice and said to me: "The pen is in your hand. You try to tell everyone that Zhong Yuan is cheating. See how many people believe."

I looked down at the pen in my hand that was only five centimeters long and was dumbfounded. The fate is that when I looked up, I found that Lingling’s sister seemed to be staring at the pen in my hand. I can imagine how angry she is...

However, why haven't people stood up and revealed that this sign is fake? Should there be one of the six people who got a check on the check mark? But why didn't anyone take a real sign to refute me? Just look at their expressions, seemingly want to use the same tent with Zhong Yuan?

I was a little confused, and asked sillyly: "You... your notes are blank? Who else has a check mark?"

Then I can almost hear the voice of Lingling’s sister’s teeth...

......

After the meeting, I asked Zhong Yuan: "What is the matter of drawing lots?"

Zhong Yuan replied: "You haven't seen it yet? Lingling's sister's signature is fake. All her papers are blank. Only then can she have 100% confidence that others will get a blank sign."

Me: "But her own? She is blank."

Zhong Yuan: "When the other six people found themselves blank, it was natural that the Lingling teacher was not blank."

Wiping sweat, understand. Lingling's sister is so sinister, she used this method to make a fake, and I still follow her faithfully, she would have done such a bad thing.

But I still have one thing I don't understand: "How do you know that?"

Zhong Yuan glanced at me contemptuously and replied: "Because I am not wood."

I:"……"

Ok, even if you are a little smarter than me, but you are awkward!

I asked again, "Why are you not willing to use a tent with Lingling's sister?"

Zhong Yuan: "I am afraid she is indecent."

I wiped the sweat and said, "I am afraid that you are indecent as a me!"

Zhong Yuan glanced at me and said very disdainfully: "You want to be beautiful."

I:"……"