I’m a Big Boss In Uncle Jiu’s World

 “It stinks so much! What kind of place is this?”

 “Obviously, this is a hut.”

 Eighteen years later, late at night, two golden lights suddenly fell from the sky and landed in a thatched shed.

 Soon, the above two lines of dialogue appeared.

“Get out quickly, get out quickly.” Fuhu Arhat, with thick eyebrows, black beard, broad nose and big mouth, pushed the door and walked out of the hut, saying in a repeated voice.

A **** general with small eyes, flat nose, oval cheeks, and wearing golden armor followed him silently and said, "Do you know the family in which Jianglong Tuo was born?"

 “I don’t know, but we can find it.”

Fuhu Luohan said confidently: "Even if he is now sealed with Shinto cultivation, his cheeks will definitely be the same as Jiang Long when he becomes an adult."

The golden-armored **** general shrugged and turned to leave: "Then go look for it and call me when you find it."

“Hey, hey.” Fuhu Arhat grabbed his arm and said, “You have to look for it with me.”

 “You’re kidding, I still have so many things to do in heaven…”

 “When you peeked at the Seven Fairies taking a bath...”

The golden-armored **** general covered Fuhu's big mouth and looked around with a guilty conscience: "Brother, can you please stop being so loud?"

"What are you afraid of? Mortals can't hear us." Fuhu Arhat pushed him away and spat with disgust on his face.

Who knows if the Qilin Monster did anything inappropriate for children when he was watching the Seven Fairies taking a bath, and if he washed his hands after doing it.

The Qilin monster stared and said: "Mortals can't hear us, but there is land in the world. They are the eyes and ears of heaven..."

"Yes, land." Crouching Tiger Arhat was overjoyed and stamped his feet quickly, shouting: "Land, Lord of the Land, come out."

As a puff of white smoke suddenly appeared from the ground, a landowner with a ribbon on his hair, a lean face, and a cane appeared out of the smoke, bowed and said: "The little **** pays homage to the two immortals."

“Tui Gong, do you know which family the Master Jianglong was born into?” Fu Hu asked.

“I know, I know.” Tu Tu Gong nodded repeatedly and said, “Venerable Jianglong was born into the family of a local wealthy family, Li Maochun, and his current name is Li Xiuyuan.”

Fu Hu waved his hand and said, "Take us to Li's house immediately to find Jiang Long."

“Yes.” The Earthly Lord did not dare to disobey his order, so he turned around and said, “Two immortals, please come with me...”

  After a while.

Digong led the two of them to a large courtyard. He pointed at the young man who was playing with two stone lions in the courtyard and said, "Two immortals, please look at this. This is Li Xiuyuan."

 “Martial arts magical power?” Fuhu Arhat looked shocked.

 “The young master is mighty.”

 “The young master is so fierce.”

 “Young master is great.”

Not far away, several maids shouted loudly to Li Xiuyuan, who had just grown up.

The master's family was generous and would not punish his servants easily, so the maids in the mansion looked at Li Xiuyuan like a monster looks at Tang Monk, and they were almost salivating.

Facing the faces of these maids, Li Xiuyuan had a faint smile on his face, and even did a trick, throwing two huge stone lions into the air, and then caught them easily amidst the exclamations of the maids.

Fu Hu suddenly came to his senses, pulled Tu Tu Gong to his side, and asked: "Who taught him the martial arts magical power?"

 “Can’t he learn martial arts and supernatural powers?” After hearing the hidden meaning of his words, Tu Tugong asked in confusion.

Hearing this, Fuhu was suddenly stunned.

etc.

The agreement between Jianglong and the Jade Emperor is that he cannot use magic power to complete the task. Even the treasure fan given to Jianglong by Guanyin is just a blind eye, but...it seems that there is really no rule that Jianglong's reincarnation cannot practice martial arts?

It's just... In a blink of an eye, he glanced at Li Xiuyuan, who was playing with a stone lion weighing several hundred kilograms as a toy, and Fuhu's cheeks twitched slightly.

 Is this martial arts practice too exaggerated?

 “Shangxian? Shangxian?” Looking up at the Fuhu Arhat who was in a state of confusion, the Earth God kept calling.

Fuhu woke up from his dream, waved his hand and said, "Am I asking you or are you asking me? Who taught him this magical power of martial arts?"

 “It’s the real person Qin Yao and Qin from Jiuzhe Mountain.”

"Master Qin...what's your background?" Fuhu asked.

Digong: "It is said that it seems to come from Wuyinmen. I don't know about the other immortals. However, this Qin Zhenren's cultivation level is very high."

 “How high?” The Qilin monster was laughing at the short-sightedness of the Earth God.

 How much cultivation can a mere human Taoist priest achieve?

 “He is taller than the little **** anyway.” The land man said honestly.

The Qilin Monster's heart moved, and he turned to look at Fuhu Arhat: "Fuhu, the treasure fan given by Master Guanyin is a spiritual fan. Li Xiuyuan cannot use it without magic power, so he needs to be reincarnated into a treasure fan that he can use. Why don't we leave this reincarnation task to this Master Qin?"

Fuhu glared at him and said, "Don't think that I don't know what you are thinking, Qilin monster, are there not many things in the world that cause great disasters due to laziness?

 We cannot be lazy in this matter, otherwise if something goes wrong and Jianglong cannot even use this only magical weapon, how can he fulfill his bet with the Jade Emperor? "

ˆQilin Monster: “…”

evening.

 Jiuzhaoshan, the mist hides the view.

Qin Yao was practicing as usual in the main hall of the Taoist temple. A servant of the Li family hurried up the mountain, stepped into the Taoist temple, and shouted loudly: "Master Qin, Master Qin."

In the main hall, Qin Yao slowly opened his eyes, his body appeared in front of him in an instant, and asked, "What's wrong?"

 “It’s not good, Master, there’s a monster in the house.” The servant said in panic.

Qin Yao was startled and asked, "What kind of monster is going on?"

The servant quickly said: "About two hours ago, two couples, an old man and a young man, came to the house to borrow a hut. Unexpectedly, the two couples gave birth in the hut. The older one gave birth to a baby boy. In the blink of an eye, the couple gave birth to a baby boy. He became a middle-aged man, but his mind was like that of a child.

The younger one is even more exaggerated and gave birth to a fan... Now the two couples are scared away. No one in the house has ever experienced this kind of thing, so the master sent me to invite you to come over and take charge of the overall situation. "

 Chin Yao: “…”

 After a moment, he used the escape spell and went directly from the Taoist temple to Li's house.

Li Maochun, who was milling around in the courtyard, saw his figure, and his face immediately revealed a touch of surprise, and he hurriedly came forward to greet him: "The real person."

 “Real person.” Li Xiuyuan shouted after him.

Although he and Qin Yao were master and apprentice, the other party never allowed him to call him master, so he could only call him by his family name.

Qin Yao nodded and looked into the courtyard, only to see a naked rough man holding a fan in his hand and giggling.

“Master, is this guy a monster?” Li Maochun asked softly.

Qin Yao shook his head: "No."

“But he grew so big in an instant.” Li Xiuyuan pointed at Crouching Tiger Arhat, opened his arms and gestured, with a look of surprise on his face. "He is the reincarnation of a god." Qin Yao said calmly.

 “The reincarnation of a god?” The whole family in the Li family was stunned.

Qin Yao nodded slightly, looked up at the moon rising quietly, made a seal with his hand, and raised his finger to the sky.

A beam of white fairy light flew out from his finger and shot straight into the night sky, stirring up the wind and clouds. In an instant, dark clouds gathered and covered the clear moonlight.

 In the courtyard, a naked man who was sitting on the ground and playing with a fan trembled all over, and his eyes became clear immediately.

He quickly looked around. When he saw Li Xiuyuan, his eyes suddenly lit up. He got up and rushed towards him: "Subduing the dragon, subduing the dragon..."

"Go away." Seeing the strong man walking towards him, Li Xiuyuan suddenly got goosebumps all over his body and kicked the opponent hard in the middle of the chest.

"ah!"

Fuhu let out a scream, and his body flew backwards uncontrollably, hitting a pillar heavily, and a stream of blood spurted out from his mouth.

"I..." He fell to the ground and raised his palm towards Li Xiuyuan. His eyes immediately turned white and he fainted completely.

 Chin Yao: “…”

 It is indeed a "nonsensical" world. This is too ridiculous.

“Scared me to death.” Li Xiuyuan reached out and patted his chest, turned to Qin Yao and asked, “Master, isn’t this guy a **** god? Or a pervert?”

"No." What else could Qin Yao say? He could only walk to Fuhu's side, pop up a beam of faith, and save the poor guy.

Fuhu woke up leisurely, raised his head and stared at the Taoist in front of him, and the words of the Earth God suddenly flashed in his mind, "Master Kirigakure?"

"It's Pindao." Qin Yao said: "Shangxian, please don't get excited, so as not to scare others. If you have anything, just say so."

 Fuhu then realized that he was naked and subconsciously protected his crotch.

“Go and get the servant’s clothes.” Seeing this, Li Maochun said to an old servant.

 “Yes, sir.” The old servant left in a hurry.

Fuhu glanced at Li Maochun with admiration, and then said to Li Xiuyuan: "Listen, let me make a long story short, I am the reincarnation of Fuhu Arhat in the heaven, and you are the reincarnation of the Arhat who subdued the Dragon in the heaven.

You were reincarnated because you made a bet with the Jade Emperor. You said your destiny could be changed, but the Jade Emperor said your destiny could not be changed, so he arranged three tasks for you: Ninth Life Pheasant, Ninth Life Beggar, and Ninth Life Evil Man. You can change their fate, even if you win.

It doesn't matter if you don't believe me. If you think of a way to let lightning strike the Tianling Cap, you will remember everything. As for me…"

 At this point, he raised the fan in his hand towards the other party: "I'm here to give you a fan. This is the blindfold given to you by Master Guanyin... Bah, all your wishes come true."

 Li Xiuyuan: “…”

Members of the Li family: “…”

Only Qin Yao looked calm, after all, he knew all this well.

"Master, is what he said true?" After a long time, Li Xiuyuan looked sideways at Qin Yao and asked seriously.

Qin Yao said: "You will know if you take the fan and try it."

Li Xiuyuan hesitated for a moment, reached out and took the fan from Fu Hu, thought for a moment, fanned the opponent, and said, "Conjure clothes."

 The next moment, Fuhu had an extra set of clothes on his body.

Li Xiuyuan's eyes suddenly widened and he was stunned and speechless.

"Master, clothes." At this time, the old servant came over with a set of clothes.

Li Maochun took a long breath, waved his hands and said, "No need."

 “It turns out to be true.” Li Xiuyuan murmured to himself.

"Of course it's true." Fu Hu said, "But this fan can only be used three times a day, and not everything can come true. You have already used it once today, so hurry up and use it again to summon the Qilin monster. , he can send out thunder to help you restore your true self, the Dragon-Subduing Arhat."

Li Xiuyuan frowned and lost his composure for a moment.

Li Maochun thought a little more and asked: "Zhenren Qin, could you please explain to us what it means to restore the original Arhat?"

 Qin Yao hesitated for a moment, but finally chose to tell the truth: "It means that once the spirit is channeled, Li Xiuyuan will no longer exist."

Jianlong is a **** who has been working for countless years, and Li Xiuyuan is just an ordinary person of eighteen years old.

Once these two wills begin to merge, it will be Jianglong's will that swallows up Li Xiuyuan's will.

Li Xiuyuan's life over the past eighteen years will become a memory of the other party.

Rather, Jiang Long’s thousands of years of life have become Li Xiuyuan’s life memories.

This point is explained in the original work: when Jidian saw the words "Li Xiuyuan, I swear to kill your whole family" written by Yuan Batian in his house, he said personally that he was no longer Li Xiuyuan...

 At that time, he was subduing the dragon and also Jibing, but Li Xiuyuan's personality had been obliterated.

 It is precisely because of this that he will make his parents angry to death later.

Even if everything goes as he said, Li Maochun will be the emperor in the next life, and his mother will be the queen in the next life. This is not something that a son can do.

only…

From the beginning to the end, no one asked Li Xiuyuan whether he was willing to make such a sacrifice for the bet of subduing the dragon!

 “No, absolutely not.”

At this time, Mrs. Li suddenly rushed over from the crowd, hugged Li Xiuyuan tightly, and said loudly: "My son cannot become another person."

 “This lady,” Fu Hu said, “This is destiny!”

For no reason, Qin Yao suddenly felt unhappy and asked: "Why did the Arhat who subdued the tiger and the Arhat who subdued the dragon make a bet with the Jade Emperor?"

"Of course..." Fu Hu just said, a flash of lightning suddenly flashed in his mind, and he froze in place.

 What is of course?

 Of course it is to break the destiny.

Three bets, subduing the dragon will break the destiny of the three people, so that the pheasant will no longer be a pheasant, the beggar will no longer be a beggar, and the wicked will no longer be a wicked person.

Jianlong was determined to defeat the destiny, but he used the destiny to ask Li Xiuyuan to sacrifice his life?

"Of course what?" Qin Yao knew that he had woken up, but he still asked.

"Of course, of course..." Fuhu faltered and was speechless.

Qin Yao sighed and said, "I think you, or you guys, should stop being impatient and ask Li Xiuyuan if he wants this destiny."

“I don’t want this destiny.” Li Xiuyuan said loudly: “I am Li Xiuyuan, and I don’t want to become another person.”

Fuhu was silent for a long time and said: "But if you don't become a subdued dragon, you won't be able to fuse the golden body. If you can't fuse the golden body, how will you become an immortal in the future?"

Li Xiuyuan said rationally: "If I become a subdued dragon, then the person who becomes an immortal has nothing to do with me!"

 Fuhu: “…”

Qin Yao breathed out softly, thought over and over again, and came up with a solution that would have the best of both worlds: "Arhat, Crouching Tiger, I have an idea, why don't you listen to it?" (End of Chapter)