I’m a Big Boss In Uncle Jiu’s World

“Why did the fairy bring them to me?” After a moment, Zhu Bajie came to his senses and asked Fairy Baihua.

Fairy Baihua looked at Qin Yao and said, "You say it or should I say it?"

"Let me tell you." Qin Yao looked into Zhu Bajie's eyes and said sincerely: "I want to ask you to take us to find Sun Wukong."

 “Looking for him?” Zhu Bajie looked surprised.

Qin Yao nodded: "I heard that in the three realms only the Buddha who can defeat Erlang is capable of defeating God Erlang, and he is not afraid of the threat from heaven. I want to worship him as my teacher and ask for his blessing."

Zhu Bajie's mind was racing, and he thought to himself: "These three people are a big trouble that they will not accept without mercy. I don't want to be involved in this trouble, and Brother Monkey certainly doesn't want to get involved. How can brothers push trouble onto each other?"

Thinking of this, he immediately said: "No, it's not a good time for you to come. Brother Monkey has gone into seclusion, and even I can't see him."

“When can he come out of seclusion?” Baihua Fairy asked.

Zhu Bajie shook his head: "Then who can say? Maybe three to five years, maybe three to five hundred years, I can't say."

 Hairy Flower Fairy: “…”

Zhu Bajie looked at her, then at Chenxiang, and suddenly said passionately: "Although Brother Monkey has gone into seclusion, my Jingtan envoys are not vegetarians. The fairy brought them to me, so let them stay here for the time being. I'll just stay here.

If that Erlang Shen comes here, I will do my best to protect their safety. Even if you can't protect them forever, you can still protect them for a while. "

The Baihua Fairy was so moved that she cupped her hands and said, "The Bodhisattva's righteousness is so great that Baihua is so grateful."

They say that Zhu Bajie is greedy, lustful and irresponsible. Now it seems that the rumors are not credible.

Zhu Bajie waved his hand and said seemingly unintentionally: "By the way, I remember that the fairy, the Third Holy Mother, the Fourth Princess, Chang'e Fairy Lord are good sisters who are sworn to Jinlan?"

Baihua Fairy nodded and said: "Yes, although they are not biological sisters, their relationship is better than that of biological sisters. This is the main reason why I have to send them to you because I have a huge relationship."

“So do the Fourth Princess and Immortal Chang’e know that the Third Holy Mother has married and given birth to a child?” Zhu Bajie asked.

Fairy Baihua: "Xiaosi may know a little bit, but Chang'e probably doesn't know yet."

Zhu Bajie said: "They should still be told... maybe they can help Chen and his son."

Fairy Baihua paused for a moment, considering whether to follow Zhu Bajie's suggestion.

Beside him, Qin Yao looked at Zhu Bajie's solemn pig-nosed face with amusement in his eyes.

Fairy Baihua couldn't guess the real intention of his words. How could he not understand it if he was familiar with the plot?

This old pig obviously wants to take the opportunity to see Chang'e, hoping that Baihua Fairy can lure Chang'e here from the Moon Palace...

How much did Lao Zhu lick his dog in front of Chang'e? The original plot gives the answer.

In the original work, Chen Xiang and others begged Zhu Bajie to find Sun Wukong, but Zhu Bajie never agreed. As a result, when Chang'e came, Lao Zhu was immediately fascinated, and he refused to agree to all Chang'e's requests.

This pig is very lecherous and affectionate.

"Can a fairy go to Yuexing?" Thinking of this, Qin Yao suddenly asked.

Baihua Fairy nodded: "Of course I can go."

Qin Yao said: "That's great. I heard that Fairy Chang'e is an ancient **** with deep magic power and wide knowledge. If we can get her help, our father and son may have a much easier life."

Hearing this, Baihua Fairy finally made up her mind and said: "I will go to Chang'e and tell her about this. However, don't have too much hope, she also has many difficulties."

“Okay, okay, okay, fairy, go quickly.” Zhu Bajie said excitedly.

Fairy Baihua was stunned. Looking at his excited pig face, she suddenly seemed to have woken up to something.

Zhu Bajie blinked, reacted quickly, and coughed dryly: "I'm mainly afraid that if Erlang Shen arrives first, I will cast a spell to send the three of them away, and Fairy Chang'e will not be able to see them again if she comes again."

Baihua Fairy thought she believed this statement, stood up and said: "Then I'm going, no need to see me off, you can stay and talk..."

Even though she said there was no need to see her off, everyone still sent her to the Buddhist courtyard and watched her ride on the butterfly incense carriage and slowly fly high into the sky.

"It's getting late, let me arrange a place for you to stay first." Soon after, Zhu Bajie quietly looked back and said cheerfully.

When he thought that he would be able to see Chang'e in a short time, joy would burst out of his heart.

 “Thank you Bodhisattva.” Qin Yao cupped his hands and said.

“Thank you Bodhisattva.” Chenxiang and Xiaoyu followed.

That night.

Zhu Bajie was sitting in the Buddhist courtyard, looking up at the bright moon in the sky full of stars. Faintly, he saw Chang'e's face in the bright moon.

 In a blink of an eye, he couldn't remember how long it had been since he had seen Chang'e...

"Who is the Bodhisattva thinking of?" Qin Yao came slowly late at night and asked softly.

Zhu Bajie looked at the other person with a smile as if he had just woken up from a dream: "No, no, the poor monk has nothing, how can he miss others?"

Qin Yao drove the star ring, took out a red wine gourd, and said: "Buddha said that the four elements are empty, but the beautiful scenery at this moment is not empty. Bodhisattva, would you like to watch the moon and drink with me, and get drunk together?"

Zhu Bajie raised his hand and conjured up two large bowls and said, "Why not? I'm just afraid that you don't have enough wine."

Qin Yao laughed: "Try it."

 Two hours later.

Zhu Bajie's face was red with the smell of alcohol. He took Qin Yao's hand and said, "Brother Yanchang, I envy you very much!"

Qin Yao: "Why do you envy me?"

"Three Holy Mothers, Four Princesses, Fairy Baihua, Fairy Chang'e, these four sisters can be said to be the four most beautiful people in the Three Realms. If you can get one of them, you are extremely lucky." Zhu Bajie said with envy on his face.

"Does the Bodhisattva like Fairy Chang'e?" Qin Yao was silent for a moment and asked softly.

Zhu Bajie was obviously drunk and had no scruples in speaking: "Who doesn't like it? It is said that before Erlang Shen became the God of Justice, he often ran to the Moon Palace. Bah, the toad wants to eat swan meat."

 Chin Yao: “…”

 Are you talking about Erlang Shen, or yourself?

 “I am miserable.”

 After drinking a few more bowls, Zhu Bajie's eyes actually showed a little sparkle, and he said sadly.

Qin Yao asked him for help, so he responded: "The Bodhisattva guarding this pure altar and temple can eat all the delicious food in the world. Where does the suffering come from?"

 “I am a pig body, but not a pig soul.”

Zhu Bajie drank another bowl of wine and sighed: "As long as the pigs are full, it's fine, but my standards have to be higher than those of ordinary pigs, right?

 But it is very helpless. In the eyes of other gods, pig is my first element. When others mention my name, their first impression is that this guy is a pig.

 Because of this, there is not even a female fairy or banshee who is willing to get close to me.

It's also strange. Dragons, snakes, tigers, leopards, and even foxes can find good partners after becoming spirits. The banshees don't care much about it. Why do they discriminate against pigs? "

 Chin Yao: “…”

 He has no experience of being a pig, and has never been discriminated against because of his status as a livestock, so it is difficult to empathize with him.

 But fortunately, he can act.

 Having reincarnated in so many worlds, his acting skills have definitely reached the level of an actor.

"I can understand." Qin Yao filled the wine pot for him, and then poured himself another glass: "Bodhisattva, people in the world are always superficial. They hate the poor and love the rich, hate the ugly and love the beautiful, hate the smell and love the fragrance. They don’t understand you. If they were willing to look past your appearance and see your heart, they would be shocked by your affection, persistence, integrity, and fun.”

Zhu Bajie picked up the wine bowl and touched it with him, and sighed: "Bosom friend, you are my confidant. This is the reason why I refuse to hide the pig nose on my face. I can't even bear this nose, so how can I bear it?" Where is my real body?"

Qin Yao said: "You have never thought about asking Yue Lao to hold the red thread?" Zhu Bajie smiled bitterly and said: "Why haven't I thought about it? But those beautiful female immortals have long jumped out of the Three Realms and are not in the Five Elements. Yue Lao There is no marriage for them."

 Chin Yao: “…”

Grass.

From what I heard, this guy really went to Yue Lao to try it out and found a lot of marriage leads for female fairies.

 “I feel bad, I won’t drink anymore, I won’t drink anymore.”

After taking the last sip of wine from the wine bowl, Zhu Bajie stood up staggeringly, waved his hand and said, "Brother, I'm going to rest. You should go back to your room early."

Qin Yao watched him leave with one foot deep and one foot shallow, and he clearly felt the regret of not being able to love him.

  So what if you are a Bodhisattva?

I don’t even have a lover around me. I either eat or sleep every day, and all my passion is wasted day after day...

 The next few days.

Zhu Bajie stood guard in the courtyard day and night, looking at the sky from time to time, hoping that the peerless beauty would float down and appear in front of him.

Qin Yao meditated and practiced during the day, and at night he took the old pig to drink.

Over the past few days, the relationship between the two parties has become much closer, but Qin Yao never asked the other party to take them to find Sun Wukong.

 Not enough.

　The friendship of a few drinks is not enough.

 If you want to make this old pig compromise, Chang'e still has to take action.

Chang'e's light words were more useful than the father and son kneeling on the ground to pray.

However, you can ask the other party to give you some pointers on the friendship between these few drinks.

So on a sunny afternoon, Qin Yao came to Zhu Bajie who was sitting on a deck chair in the courtyard, smiled and said: "Bodhisattva, my hands are itchy, and I want to ask you for some advice."

Zhu Bajie glanced at him and said: "With your strength, you are asking me for advice. It's not that your hands are itchy, but your skin is itchy."

Qin Yao said: "What if we don't use our magical power?"

 Zhu Bajie stood up and said, "Even if I don't use my divine power, hitting you is just like playing."

Qin Yao turned around and came to the center of the courtyard, raised his hands, and invited: "Please teach me."

 “Begging to be beaten.”

Zhu Bajie walked towards him step by step. Although he didn't use any divine power, his aura became thicker and more intense.

Qin Yao took a deep breath, flew up, gathered his energy and energy into one punch, carried his body with his fist, and rushed towards Zhu Bajie.

"Snapped."

Zhu Bajie suddenly stood still on the spot, without any extra movement, and fell straight down with a stone-throwing hand.

As his arm fell down, Qin Yao realized that the opponent's palm would definitely hit him before he could hit him, so he could only change his moves, turning around in the air and knocking down his whip legs.

Zhu Bajie grabbed hold of his feet, kicked off his hind legs, and used his hands to support Qin Yao's body. He threw him out as soon as his waist relaxed.

All of this happened in a flash of lightning, and Qin Yao was thrown to the ground before he had time to react.

 “Come again.”

Qin Yao didn't understand how he lost at all. He jumped up and rushed towards the opponent like an arrow. When he got close, he stepped forward and punched Zhu Bajie's chest with his right fist like an afterimage. .

Zhu Bajie still stood still, but his upper body suddenly stretched. His whole body seemed to have become taller in a moment, and his hands quickly fell down.

"Snapped."

Qin Yao's right fist didn't hit his chest, but the opponent's hands slapped him in the shoulder socket first, sending him flying instantly.

This time, he knew how he lost, and he wanted to play again, but his body was in severe pain.

 He understood that this was a symptom of his body reaching its limit, and he would be injured if he continued to fight.

 “Do you know where your biggest problem is?” Zhu Bajie asked.

Qin Yao: "Not fast enough, not stable enough, not powerful enough."

 Zhu Bajie shook his head and said, "No, that's wrong. Your biggest problem is that you rely too much on your divine power, which makes your moves more and more fancy."

 Qin Yao's face froze.

In an instant, it was as if the fog on the altar in his heart was lifted, causing him to fall into a state of enlightenment.

Yes.

 He never cared about subtle moves.

 At the beginning, with his strong physique, he tortured zombies, ghosts, and fellow humans.

 Later, I practiced magic, and relied on it to fight zombies, ghosts, and similar people.

 Later, I practiced the Great Cave Immortal Sutra, and fighting was basically a confrontation of divine power, with one force defeating ten groups.

 Then, an instinct similar to muscle memory is formed. The first move is to attack with divine power. The battle is to see who has more divine power and who has stronger spells. He becomes more and more like a magician.

Especially, after experiencing the world of Doctor Strange, this instinct has reached its peak!

It's not that I'm too lazy to think of clever tricks, but it's a problem that can be solved with Bossat's Thunder. Why rush in and fight for several rounds?

 But the problem is, this is a typical magician tactic!

 Does he want to be a pure magician?

“Have you figured it out?” Zhu Bajie asked when he looked up at himself.

Qin Yao nodded: "I understand."

“Do you know what you lack most now?” Zhu Bajie said.

 “Practice!”

"wrong again."

Zhu Bajie said: "What you lack most now is not training, but fighting.

  What is the function of the moves? It's to hit people more painfully, or in other words, to kill people faster. The kind that looks better is called a flower stand.

 What you have to do is to turn yourself into a powerful martial arts master without using divine power.

In this way, when your martial arts reaches a high level and combined with divine power, a power that will surprise you will burst out.

 Remember, no matter how strong you become in the future, don’t ignore the role of martial arts. Because the essence of martial arts is to make you stronger! "

Qin Yao had never underestimated Zhu Bajie, but when he heard what he said, he suddenly realized that he still underestimated him.

It is almost easy for someone who can become the Lord of Tianhe to give him guidance.

 As for Zhu Bajie, the Lord of Tianhe was already countless years ago.

On the journey to the west, together with Sun Wukong, he experienced countless battles and killed many evil spirits. His martial arts skills are probably among the best in the three realms...