I'm a green-skinned tech master
Chapter 1
A head exploded in front of Cheng Ruiming like a watermelon, and the 'juice' sprayed out coated Cheng Mingrui's face.
What happened? What's going on? I don't know why Cheng Mingrui's brain went down on the spot.
Am I not playing Warhammer Dawn of War in front of the computer? Which is it? Playing the game for too long to hallucinate?
But the sound of bloody fighting is so real in the ears, the plasma under his feet is thick and sticky, and the bloody scene around him reminds him of a lawn mowing game called Warhammer Starfighter.
With a snap, a slap hit Cheng Mingrui's head, and the collision between the big palm and the bald head was so crisp.
"Are you stupid, what are you in a daze? Go dry the shrimp! The slap was followed by a roar, and a huge green monster glared at Cheng Mingrui with bloodthirsty red eyes.
That fierce big face and blood basin scared Cheng Mingrui almost peed, but it seemed that he couldn't pee.
The thick robotic arm, carrying a generator and various strange electronic tools behind his back, and an electronic eye installed on one eye, after carefully examining the green monster in front of him, Cheng Mingrui muttered: "Green skin big trick? "
The smart head of the trick originally wanted to slap the stupid melon boy in front of him again, but when he heard the stupid melon boy call himself the big trick bully smart head, he was instantly happy.
Although I am a stupid melon, but I am very discerning, I just want to become the green skin of the big master, the smart head thought proudly.
"Well, you kid is quite smart, you are smart like a cunning ass, follow me, let's go dry shrimp." The smart head who was in a good mood said to Cheng Mingrui.
A group of sensible fart elves rushed up, and regardless of the ignorance, Cheng Mingrui gave him a machete, a pistol, and pushed him to follow the smart head.
"The boss said that you are very cunning, cunning is good, cunning is very good, we are going to dry shrimp rice, we are going to waaahg!" One of the half-sized ass elves with a head was particularly lively, and he jumped on Cheng Mingrui's shoulder and pointed to the front and shouted.
The pronunciation waaahg seemed to have some magic, and Cheng Mingrui, who was still in a daze, was immediately infected by an emotion, he couldn't tell what this emotion was, it was an emotion he had never felt in decades as a human being.
This emotion is a kind of happiness, representing battle, fanaticism, euphoria, the satisfaction of a desire fulfillment, a freedom to do whatever you want.
Infected by this emotion, an instinctive roar shouted out from Cheng Mingrui's fangs - "waaahg!!
After roaring, Cheng Mingrui fell into a feverish battle.
Cheng Mingrui, who had never learned how to cut people with an axe, naturally knew how to wield this weapon, and in front of him, a short human wearing an ordinary version of his half-body green iron armor and holding a long rifle became the first victim under this axe.
Underneath the helmet, which lacked even a mask, was the deep despair and fear on the human's face.
Then Cheng Mingrui tried the pistol in his hand, this pistol is very huge, not only has a thick barrel, but also decorated with a large number of spikes, and seems to be able to be used as a war hammer.
Several shots were fired in succession, turning the human known as shrimp in front of him into a blood mist. The caliber of this pistol is also too large, and the recoil is also very large.
The fart spirit on Cheng Mingrui's shoulder was very excited after seeing Cheng Mingrui's achievement, and he shouted: "Xiu Ta, Xiu Ta, you Xiu Tower hit really accurately!" "
Huh? Referring to my pistol? Cheng Mingrui was a little puzzled.
When he was puzzled, his shoulders seemed to be burned, and Cheng Mingrui's beaten body was crooked, and this shot also woke him up and shot him out of the state of frenzy just now.
In the distance, a large number of human soldiers poured out from the passage on the side, a large number of red lasers filled the passage, and many green-skinned orcs were knocked to the ground.
Strong orcs can fight if they are not shot, and a shot in the ass is basically either dead or disabled.
"Big man! Lie down, lie down! Jump over there! The fart spirit on his arm immediately commanded Cheng Mingrui.
Although being commanded by the small man made Cheng Mingrui a little unhappy, it is undeniable that the fart spirit was right. Cheng Mingrui jumped forward, rolled around, and hid behind a metal wall.
The black metal wall is very strong, and the red laser hitting it is as ineffective as raindrops, but even if the human fire can't penetrate the wall, it is enough to suppress a large amount of green skin.
The battlefield is too narrow and seems to be a metal passage? Where the hell are we fighting? Whether it was in a metal steel mill or on a ship.
When Cheng Mingrui was thinking about where he was, he saw several fart spirits crawling over from behind, and the fart elves on Cheng Mingrui's shoulders shouted loudly, and the sound was not covered by the sound of explosions and shooting. Those fart elves in the rear brought him a heavy machine gun under his command!
"With a click, with a click! Beat those shrimp into dregs with a click! The fart shouted loudly.
The human firepower was very ferocious, and half of the fart elves were killed before the heavy machine gun was moved. Let Cheng Mingrui lean out with a heavy machine gun and shoot at humans, he doesn't do it, who knows if he is experiencing an illusion or a crossing, or a dream, in case he dies is really dead?
The fart spirit was anxious, he grabbed Cheng Mingrui's arm and shook, wanting to pull him up to shoot, and the fart elves who surrounded him looked at him expectantly.
"What's your name?" In order to divert the attention of all the fart spirits, Cheng Mingrui asked the fart elves on his shoulders.
"My name is Smart Ghost! I'm the smartest of the farts, so that's what the smart boss calls me. The clever ghost replied proudly.
"Okay, clever ghost, listen to me, we don't have to take risks. The big skill is very powerful, as long as the big skill is here, he can quickly eliminate this group of shrimp. "Cheng Mingrui wants to convince the clever ghost and a group of fart spirits and his support from such a smart master.
However, it is clear that the clever ghost would mean it wrong. His voice raised by several decibels and roared loudly: "The cunning big man is bragging, he wants to be a big technical bully, and the cunning big man wants to be a big technical bully!" Big Trick Boss needs big bang and big click! You didn't have a big bang and a big click!
His voice seemed to alert the hidden fart and greenskin boy nearby, who dropped their melee weapons and began to beckon more fart and snot to bring big guns and explosives.
Soon, soon. A group of Sgouger strapped with explosives braved the laser rain to rush towards the human front, and with a few booms, the human front suffered heavy damage.
The red barrage suppression weakened, and the smoke caused by the explosion also greatly disturbed the shooting boundary, and that mysterious green energy spread on Cheng Mingrui and all the green-skinned monsters.
Soon, Cheng Mingrui's rationality was replaced by excitement, and he only heard a huge waaahg resounding throughout the passage.
What happened? What's going on? I don't know why Cheng Mingrui's brain went down on the spot.
Am I not playing Warhammer Dawn of War in front of the computer? Which is it? Playing the game for too long to hallucinate?
But the sound of bloody fighting is so real in the ears, the plasma under his feet is thick and sticky, and the bloody scene around him reminds him of a lawn mowing game called Warhammer Starfighter.
With a snap, a slap hit Cheng Mingrui's head, and the collision between the big palm and the bald head was so crisp.
"Are you stupid, what are you in a daze? Go dry the shrimp! The slap was followed by a roar, and a huge green monster glared at Cheng Mingrui with bloodthirsty red eyes.
That fierce big face and blood basin scared Cheng Mingrui almost peed, but it seemed that he couldn't pee.
The thick robotic arm, carrying a generator and various strange electronic tools behind his back, and an electronic eye installed on one eye, after carefully examining the green monster in front of him, Cheng Mingrui muttered: "Green skin big trick? "
The smart head of the trick originally wanted to slap the stupid melon boy in front of him again, but when he heard the stupid melon boy call himself the big trick bully smart head, he was instantly happy.
Although I am a stupid melon, but I am very discerning, I just want to become the green skin of the big master, the smart head thought proudly.
"Well, you kid is quite smart, you are smart like a cunning ass, follow me, let's go dry shrimp." The smart head who was in a good mood said to Cheng Mingrui.
A group of sensible fart elves rushed up, and regardless of the ignorance, Cheng Mingrui gave him a machete, a pistol, and pushed him to follow the smart head.
"The boss said that you are very cunning, cunning is good, cunning is very good, we are going to dry shrimp rice, we are going to waaahg!" One of the half-sized ass elves with a head was particularly lively, and he jumped on Cheng Mingrui's shoulder and pointed to the front and shouted.
The pronunciation waaahg seemed to have some magic, and Cheng Mingrui, who was still in a daze, was immediately infected by an emotion, he couldn't tell what this emotion was, it was an emotion he had never felt in decades as a human being.
This emotion is a kind of happiness, representing battle, fanaticism, euphoria, the satisfaction of a desire fulfillment, a freedom to do whatever you want.
Infected by this emotion, an instinctive roar shouted out from Cheng Mingrui's fangs - "waaahg!!
After roaring, Cheng Mingrui fell into a feverish battle.
Cheng Mingrui, who had never learned how to cut people with an axe, naturally knew how to wield this weapon, and in front of him, a short human wearing an ordinary version of his half-body green iron armor and holding a long rifle became the first victim under this axe.
Underneath the helmet, which lacked even a mask, was the deep despair and fear on the human's face.
Then Cheng Mingrui tried the pistol in his hand, this pistol is very huge, not only has a thick barrel, but also decorated with a large number of spikes, and seems to be able to be used as a war hammer.
Several shots were fired in succession, turning the human known as shrimp in front of him into a blood mist. The caliber of this pistol is also too large, and the recoil is also very large.
The fart spirit on Cheng Mingrui's shoulder was very excited after seeing Cheng Mingrui's achievement, and he shouted: "Xiu Ta, Xiu Ta, you Xiu Tower hit really accurately!" "
Huh? Referring to my pistol? Cheng Mingrui was a little puzzled.
When he was puzzled, his shoulders seemed to be burned, and Cheng Mingrui's beaten body was crooked, and this shot also woke him up and shot him out of the state of frenzy just now.
In the distance, a large number of human soldiers poured out from the passage on the side, a large number of red lasers filled the passage, and many green-skinned orcs were knocked to the ground.
Strong orcs can fight if they are not shot, and a shot in the ass is basically either dead or disabled.
"Big man! Lie down, lie down! Jump over there! The fart spirit on his arm immediately commanded Cheng Mingrui.
Although being commanded by the small man made Cheng Mingrui a little unhappy, it is undeniable that the fart spirit was right. Cheng Mingrui jumped forward, rolled around, and hid behind a metal wall.
The black metal wall is very strong, and the red laser hitting it is as ineffective as raindrops, but even if the human fire can't penetrate the wall, it is enough to suppress a large amount of green skin.
The battlefield is too narrow and seems to be a metal passage? Where the hell are we fighting? Whether it was in a metal steel mill or on a ship.
When Cheng Mingrui was thinking about where he was, he saw several fart spirits crawling over from behind, and the fart elves on Cheng Mingrui's shoulders shouted loudly, and the sound was not covered by the sound of explosions and shooting. Those fart elves in the rear brought him a heavy machine gun under his command!
"With a click, with a click! Beat those shrimp into dregs with a click! The fart shouted loudly.
The human firepower was very ferocious, and half of the fart elves were killed before the heavy machine gun was moved. Let Cheng Mingrui lean out with a heavy machine gun and shoot at humans, he doesn't do it, who knows if he is experiencing an illusion or a crossing, or a dream, in case he dies is really dead?
The fart spirit was anxious, he grabbed Cheng Mingrui's arm and shook, wanting to pull him up to shoot, and the fart elves who surrounded him looked at him expectantly.
"What's your name?" In order to divert the attention of all the fart spirits, Cheng Mingrui asked the fart elves on his shoulders.
"My name is Smart Ghost! I'm the smartest of the farts, so that's what the smart boss calls me. The clever ghost replied proudly.
"Okay, clever ghost, listen to me, we don't have to take risks. The big skill is very powerful, as long as the big skill is here, he can quickly eliminate this group of shrimp. "Cheng Mingrui wants to convince the clever ghost and a group of fart spirits and his support from such a smart master.
However, it is clear that the clever ghost would mean it wrong. His voice raised by several decibels and roared loudly: "The cunning big man is bragging, he wants to be a big technical bully, and the cunning big man wants to be a big technical bully!" Big Trick Boss needs big bang and big click! You didn't have a big bang and a big click!
His voice seemed to alert the hidden fart and greenskin boy nearby, who dropped their melee weapons and began to beckon more fart and snot to bring big guns and explosives.
Soon, soon. A group of Sgouger strapped with explosives braved the laser rain to rush towards the human front, and with a few booms, the human front suffered heavy damage.
The red barrage suppression weakened, and the smoke caused by the explosion also greatly disturbed the shooting boundary, and that mysterious green energy spread on Cheng Mingrui and all the green-skinned monsters.
Soon, Cheng Mingrui's rationality was replaced by excitement, and he only heard a huge waaahg resounding throughout the passage.
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