I'm a green-skinned tech master

Apart from not being able to bring weapons, the game has no rules, and the orcs can use all violence to achieve victory.

So such matches often start with bloody group fights and end with bloodier group fights.

The bite of Sgoug by the orcs tends to blur the flesh and blood of the arm of each orc who snatches it, and blood is the core of the game, which is named the Blood Bowl Sgouger by the orcs.

A clever ghost wearing a power armor and taller than an ordinary boy is watching a Blood Bowl Sgouger ball match.

The height and equipment of the clever ghost, coupled with the identity of the boss's henchman, in most cases, no greenskin dares to provoke him. He is also surrounded by a group of elves, who are very envious of clever ghosts and aim to become clever ghosts.

"Hit him in the face! Kombat! Hit him first and then grab the ball! "The clever ghost was so excited because of the game, he jumped his feet in the audience, and he wished he was on the field.

The group of fart elves also followed suit, who the clever ghost scolded, they scolded whom, what the clever ghost said, how they echoed.

"Good ball, good ball! Grab it, run, run! What are you afraid of pain! Reach out and let Sgouger bite, bite something and it won't move! Don't be afraid, even if you bite it off, I will introduce you to the most powerful mad doctor! Help you pick up new ones! "

Seeing the team I support gain the upper hand, the clever roar is louder, just like the craziest fans on the planet.

"You silly roe deer, stop the group of brats on the left, what are the people on your own team and your own team grabbing the ball, someone just grabs the ball!"

It may be that the command of the clever ghost is effective, and the team he supports rushes into the opponent's goal with the ball.

But... This is not the end of the game, and the players of both teams continue to have a heated discussion about the attribution of the teeth on the ground (physics) while increasing the number of teeth on the ground.

The green-skinned audience did not watch the excitement as usual, they participated in the friendly discussion (physics) of the team, after all, everyone bet with their teeth for the team's win or loss!

In the eyes of the greenskins, whether the bet is won or lost, if you want to get the teeth, you have to rely on your own strength.

Under normal circumstances, this kind of intense friendly communication is between orcs, but this time is an exception, the clever ghost wearing power armor is simply like a god of war, a punch of a kid, a punch and a mouthful of teeth, a batch of fierce batches.

Under his leadership, those fart elves have also become particularly brave, and their despicable sneak attacks and more fights often overturn the orc boys.

The clever ghost is very cunning, and every time he chooses the orc boys who are easier to bully to gamble.

Just as he was sitting among the ass elves counting the teeth that his men had sent him, a huge Sgouger ran up from a distance, holding a goblin in its mouth.

When Sgouger ran to the clever ghost, he threw the fart goblin down.

The fart spirit saw the clever ghost and shouted: "Big brother clever ghost!" Slip head boss, slide head boss is about to wake up! The

clever ghost, who was still carefully counting his teeth, was immediately shocked, and he hurriedly put all his teeth in his pocket, manipulated the power armor and flew into the sky.

In the operating room of Mad Doctor Big Blade, Kidd and Big Blade are discussing medical options.

"I think it's better to add something to the boss, you see that the boss has no trauma, but he slept for so long, this must be missing something?" The big blade wore a monocle and held a pen to draw lines on Cheng Mingrui's head.

"I don't know how to repair green skin, I repair motorcycles, repair big bangs, repair Mao King Kong, what are you shouting for." Kidd asked a little confused.

"I have an idea, this is a genius treatment plan, only such a genius mad doctor can think of it." The big blade said excitedly, "I think the boss has lost his soul, and he has to find a way to take his soul back, and he wakes up."

"If you want to open a hole from here, you may have to use hot melt to open the hole, the boss's braincase is too hard, and the drill bit can't be drilled." You build a radio receiver and plug it in from here.

The big blade gestured at Cheng Mingrui's head seriously, "Let's use some Sgouger tendons as links, and the operation will be done." Wait for the radio receiver to play for a while, and the boss wakes up. "

...," Kidd was speechless, "this plan is reliable... Is it? Again... Look at the boss is asleep, maybe in a few days to wake up.

On the operating table, Cheng Mingrui made a proper humming sound, just like snoring while sleeping.

"No, no, no. The patient has slept here for so long and has not woken up, it must be that the treatment is not in place, and innovative methods must be used. "The big blade is very persistent.

"You think you are the smartest master, the crazy doctor with the best technology, and the combination of them will definitely work."

"Why aren't you looking for Dio?" Kidd asked a question that the big blade felt a little strange.

"Because... Dio is too crazy, he always likes to blow up and blow up, I don't want to make a mistake and blow up a hole in the old head, even if the boss wakes up, it will not be good for them. The mad doctor said with a palpitation.

"Since you don't look for Dio, then we can really discuss it." Kidd put his hand on his chin and pondered.

With a loud bang, an object smashed through the ceiling of the operating room, and the clever ghost popped out of the rubble.

"I heard! The slippery boss wakes up! The clever ghost shouted as he quickly climbed up from the rubble and threw a bag of teeth at the feet of the large blade.

The big blade was a little embarrassing, the teeth were too tempting, he wanted to take it, but he couldn't say that the patient had not been cured.

"The patient... He did wake up, but he woke up feeling a little sleepy... Just go back to sleep, you wait outside, wait for the patient to rest well, sleep well. "

After fooling the big blade, push the clever ghost out.

"Don't lie, I see that the slippery boss is going to open his eyes." The clever ghost dodged and slashed through the push of the big blade, activated the power armor and flew towards Cheng Mingrui.

In the darkness, Cheng Mingrui heard something strange and seemed to be calling him.

"I'll go, this is a foreigner in that country, speaking Chinese." His eyelids were too heavy, and Cheng Mingrui still wanted to sleep, but he felt that someone was pushing his head, like a cat and a dog bumping lightly.

"It's so annoying, do you know that I have the gas to get up." Cheng Mingrui bumped his head in annoyance, and seemed to hear the sound of a metal plate being bent.

"Slippery boss! Slip head boss! The voice became clearer and clearer, Cheng Mingrui slowly opened his eyes, and at a glance, he saw the fart face of the clever ghost in front of him.

"Hold the grass, what an ugly thing!" Cheng Mingrui was immediately frightened awake, and slapped the clever ghost against the wall, fortunately, the power armor was more reliable and did not shoot him to death.

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Here's a nag that doesn't involve the plot.

(It may be that I think about the plot every night, and when I go to bed at night, I have a dream.)

In a dream that Yu is an orc, gambling on the side of a bloody Sgouger ball game, and staked all his teeth to the red team, stud is a kind of wisdom.

I was very excited to watch, and I also commanded the red team's game in the audience, the red team played very well, and the thief urinated. Not only did he play a field full of teeth, but he also scored a goal with a bite to Sgouger.

I won, I won very well, but I didn't get the winning teeth. In front of the audience, a big man stood up in front of him. Although he is also very big, half a body taller than the average kid, in front of this big man, he is a brat.

Listen to the fart next to him, this guy seems to be a warboss, he said that he cheats, where is the gambling guy in the audience to direct the game.

He was not convinced, saying that he could not afford to lose. Later, I got into a fight with him.

No accidents, I lost. Not only was the tooth taken away by Warboss, but he also took half of his teeth.

I was very angry, very angry. So with his clever IQ, he fooled a lot of farts, tricked their teeth into his hands, and prepared to go to the Ji Ba to buy some goods.

At that time, you will have to let the boss who can't afford to lose see who is the rule and who is more urine!

It's a pity that Li has not yet implemented the plan, so I woke up. Hate that!! ）