I'm a poker player, not a Yu-Gi-Oh!

[Winner: Hoshimi Hitomi]

[Congratulations on winning the duel, and you will be rewarded with 0 dp points. I hope you will keep up the good work. ]

[Congratulations on completing the main quest ③: Mountain Copper Assault. Quest Reward: Quest Reward: 1 Unlimited Hundred-draw Ticket, Title: Savior. ]

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[Congratulations on completing the hidden achievement: Why play cards when you can beat people? Achievement conditions: Clear the LP (meaningful) of important characters to 0 by means other than duels. Achievement reward: Title - Shameless. ]

Holding his broken wrist, Hoshimi Hitomi sat on the steps, throbbing with pain.

If there were cards like the God of Healing or Fragrance, he could heal himself. Unfortunately, among the cards he drew, the only cards related to restoring LP were the Demon Clan's curry, red potion and other useless things. He asked Alai, and they were all for treating diseases, and had no effect on injuries from falls.

Before Alai could finish some things, he needed to find something to do to distract himself. Otherwise, the pain was too much to bear.

"I did... shoot him 6 times. 3 shots hit non-fatal areas." Hoshimi said to herself as she looked at the body still bleeding on the ground. Although one shot blew off Dazi's head, he gritted his teeth and endured the pain out of caution, and emptied the magazine with his uninjured hand. This time he used the Demon Axe to buff himself and didn't hurt himself again.

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"A bullet went in from the back of the head and out from the center of the eyebrows, blowing off the head, and the brain tissue and blood were mixed together like Lego and scattered all over the ground." This was the result of the first bullet. Half of Dazi's head was smashed, and the corpse looked quite creepy, the kind that the corpse beautician had to scratch his scalp.

"One bullet entered the body from below the ribs, and his heart was turned into something like chewed liquefied gum." This was the third bullet, which directly shattered Dazi's...heart.

"One bullet hit the lungs, and blood flowed into the alveoli." This was the fourth bullet.

"This is definitely a 'fatal injury'. But where does the uneasiness in my heart come from?" With cold sweat on his forehead, Xing Jiantong leaned over and lay on the floor made of unknown materials. The cold touch refreshed him.

"... Breathing... I can't hear it. He doesn't breathe, only my breathing." Because of Dazi's caution, this temple is absolutely isolated from the world. Not only that, there is not even a bug. In the dead silent temple, only Xing Jiantong's own breathing and the "boom" heartbeat can be heard, and there is no other sound.

"The beating of the heart... No, there is only my heartbeat and the footsteps of Yugi and the other three approaching. Just in case, I will listen to him for half an hour." The ground where he was lying began to heat up because of his body temperature. So Xing Jiantong moved to another position and continued to lie down like a caterpillar. The cool ground was very comfortable, and he didn't want to get up~

"You may have some problems." Alai appeared from nowhere and couldn't help complaining when he saw Xing Jiantong lying on the ground.

"Alai, how is it? Quickly free the human soul so that I can go to the hospital to see an orthopedic doctor." Xing Jiantong urged while lying on the ground.

"Well... the good news is that first, the sleepy black tea was given by Bekas, and then the sea snake sealed the power of the three phantom gods. He consumed a lot of power. If there is no soul supply, he will not wake up within thousands of years." Alai shrugged, as if drugging a god and materializing the dark side of the planet was a common thing.

"Really? Will it really not wake up? Usually in anime, if you set such a flag, it will usually be recovered within two episodes!" Hoshimi Hitomi asked with empty eyes.

"Try it yourself~" Alai waved his hand. The knight of teaching jumped up with the heavy sword in his hand and chopped off the head of the snake statue on the top of the temple.

The snake head hit the ground with a "bang", making a big hole in the flat marble floor. Hoshimi Hitomi came forward to watch, and saw that the lifelike snake head gave people a sense of evil and ominous, but the most critical part of the eyes, the enchanting ruby ​​was dim to no luster. There was no spirituality at all.

Such a disrespectful and blasphemous act in the temple, as long as the sea snake still had a breath, it would never sit idly by. However, nothing happened, and the surroundings were still silent... Oh, the cautious footsteps of Wang Yang and the other two began to get closer and closer.

"Orichalcum God, look at the precious things you got, you look like a ghost. You come to the electronic world, you will definitely suffer. You must shave your head and slap your face. I have given you the deck! Alai will do him a good job!" Xing Jiantong stepped on the face of the snake head, and challenged him arrogantly.

There was no response. The knight of teaching stood aside in silence, his body trembling slightly as if he was trying to hold back his laughter. Alai, with his eyes empty and a fox-like expression, watched Xing Jiantong do the work.

"My wrist hurts so much now, my thoughts are not clear, what's wrong with the work!" Xing Jiantong looked righteous and arrogant, "What other news do you have? Let's tell them together. Wang Yang and the others are coming soon! Good news is usually followed by bad news. I can still think of this!"

No matter how bad it is, it can't get any worse. All of Dazi's Horcruxes were destroyed, and the main soul in the corpse at his feet had just been taken out by Alai to feed Anshu, and the sea snake also drank the sleeping black tea and let him rap. It can be said that he has already won the game. The only question left is how much he can win.

"…The bad news is that we acted too quickly and too simply."

"Huh? Isn't this a good thing? There's nothing wrong with it. There's no need to fight Dazi and Big Sea Snake, just skip the level."

"That's exactly the problem... My lord, you have so many plans, but in the final analysis, your biggest goal is to burn the sea snake as a battery, right? And the fact is: the sea snake has no entity at all now, and we can't burn it. "Alai spread his hands.

"...Huh?" Hoshimi Hitomi tilted her head, completely confused.

"That is to say, before the sea snake completely descends and becomes a reality, it is just an illusory concept of the 'dark side of the star'. We cannot treat a concept as a battery... Well, we can, but it will take more than ten years to study The Nature of the Great Sea Serpent.”

"Hmm... it sounds very troublesome. Should I say at this time, Alai, use your invincible summoning magic to find a solution?"

"Well, there is indeed a way. In the final analysis, this is a world where cards are the most important, and the illusory luck is on the side of those who are stronger at cards. Aren't there three chess pieces over there? Let's just..."

…

When Wang Xiang, Jonouchi and Kaiba walked into the depths of the temple, they saw a very horrifying scene.

This is a magnificent temple. The walls around the temple are densely packed with stone slabs, some of which are blank slabs, while others are painted with human portraits. From time to time, green brilliance flashes, and at this time, a brand-new human portrait will appear on a blank slate. These are members of the Doma organization who are still resisting.

There is no doubt that the souls sealed by the barrier of Oliha Steel have come here.

There is a huge serpentine statue of the deity on the ceiling of the temple. But something had cut off the head of the statue. The cut was very smooth, flat, and brand new—it seemed to have been made not long ago.

Directly opposite the three of them, a blue-haired corpse wearing a white priest's robe fell to the ground. The heavenly spirit cover was lifted off, and blood mixed with white brains spread on the ground. There were many wounds on his body, and he looked like he was dead.

Hitomi Hoshimi was holding the buzzing logging chainsaw with her good left hand, with a "kind" look on her face, just like the chainsaw killer in a B-movie.

"Finally... just use this to chop off Dazi's head. Then use a nuclear bomb to blow this temple into the sky!"

"Zizzy, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling, sizzling." The sound of penetration sounded. Flesh and blood flew everywhere. Then there was a "buzzing" sound, which was a cut to the bone.

The air was filled with the nauseating smell of blood, and the smell of meat being burned at high temperatures. The scene was very R18G for a moment.

"Ugh~~~ That's enough Hoshimi, stop it!" Jonouchi couldn't help but retched. Wang Yang and Kaiba on the side also looked ugly, but not as bad as Jonouchi.

The sound of the chainsaw stopped, and Hitomi Hoshimi kicked something round and furry, something that could not be described in detail but everyone must know, into the shadow, like a ball.

Then he stuffed the chainsaw into the shadow, waved and said hello to the three of them: "Yo! I originally wanted to leave you with a BOSS battle, but the back of his head was too tempting. I couldn't hold it back and stabbed him in the back. "

There was a slight smile hanging on the corner of his mouth, and coupled with his rather androgynous appearance, he should have charmed many innocent girls and men. But in this eerie temple filled with blood and brains, it was as if Hannibal was smiling and showing off his cooking skills to the ingredients. It was really eerie and terrifying.

Those who knew knew that this was the savior crushing the villain to ashes, while those who didn't knew thought that this was the legendary cultist using evil rituals to summon the evil god.

"Xing Jian... what on earth did you do?" Wang Yang asked in a deep voice. He originally thought that Hoshimi Hitomi had fallen into darkness, but it turned out that was not the case at all. He seemed to be an undercover agent who had infiltrated Doma...but why did he do this, what was his intention, and why was he hostile to them before?

"Oh, it's a long story." Xing Jiantong spread his hands, took a step back, and walked behind Dazi's body.

"Then let's make a long story short...Hey mediocre, what are you doing, don't pull my clothes!" Kaiba was about to question Hoshimi Hitomi, but in the middle of the sentence, he turned around and scolded Jonouchi.

"There's a ghost ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Jonouchi pointed at the corpse on the ground and screamed sadly. Well, this is a humanoid duel monster whose physical attributes are completely bullshit and is very afraid of ghosts (official design).

Wang Xiang and Kaiba looked at the corpse pointed in the city, and their pupils suddenly shrank. I saw a headless corpse covered in plasma and brain matter, with strange yellow marks on the lower body. In a short period of time, the skin all over the body turned blue-purple and was covered with corpse spots. It was trembling and twitching, as if it wanted to stand up.

"Evil spirits are causing trouble, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh with with with me with Withing-singing!" shoo-ins hooters!

"Bang!!!"

Then it hit the blue translucent wall hard, making a heavy sound. The city was like a puddle of mud, slowly sliding from the barrier of the Pyramid of Light to the ground.

"Light Pyramid! Xing Jian, you want...!" Wang Yang was startled. Just as he was about to use the power of the Millennium Block, Dazi's body had already stood up tremblingly, stretching out his hands to grope above the neck.

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"The little golden man has the ability to corrode and manipulate the body with gold." Xing Jiantong said lightly. Behind him, the hazy shadow of the Immortal of Light crossed his arms and looked down at the three people opposite him. "This guy's thoughts are very dangerous, so I cut off the head of the body in advance."

"In this way, the resurrection is just an obedient zombie." Xing Jiantong glanced at Dazi's body who stretched out his hands to him, and narrowed his eyes slightly.

The broken neck of the body was covered with gold, and the penetrating wounds on the body were also blocked. Now the appearance of this headless body is a little better, at least it has changed from R18G to R12.

"Although it's a bit shameless, I still ask the three of you to do me a favor and put an end to the 10,000-year-long battle between the legendary dragon and the Orichalcum. I will tell you everything later." Hoshimi Hitomi looked sincere.

Of course, it has to be "slightly" modified.

Hoshimi Hitomi put a duel disk on Dazi's left arm. The deck was Dazi's original Orichalcum deck. Hoshimi Hitomi kicked out some useless cards and stuffed some magic traps in it, which was considered a fine-tuning.

"... Even the Pyramid of Light was released. You didn't give us a chance to refuse." Wang Yang couldn't help but complain.

"Humph! There won't be a next time, just this time!" Kaiba stomped on the ground hard and unfolded the duel disk.

"Damn Hoshimi... I won't forgive you!" Jonouchi had a big bump on his forehead and was furious, but he withered again when he saw the headless corpse, "Well... or I'll just watch from the side..."

"Okay... this is the end." Hoshimi Hitomi raised her eyebrows slightly and stood beside Dazi. He gave his duel disk to Dazi, and was not going to join. He just explained the card effects to the mindless corpse.

"DUEL!!!" ×3

"Ahhh wait... Damn it, there's nothing I can do! I know! DUEL!" by Jonouchi

"The rules are a 4-player free-for-all... But it will definitely turn into a 3-on-1 situation." Hoshimi Hitomi's mouth curled up slightly. He used a deck that was not his own to challenge three legendary duelists. Even he felt a little excited. "Everyone's LP is 8000. They cannot draw cards or enter the battle phase in their first turn. I... the corpse will take the first move!"

[Corpse LP: 8000]

[King LP: 8000]

[Seahorse LP: 8000]

[Jounouchi LP: 8000]

"This hand of cards... is not bad." Hoshimi Hitomi glanced at the 5 cards in the corpse's hand and nodded slightly.

"Activate the continuous magic card, Soul Absorption. When removing a card from play, for each card removed, my...corpse recovers 500 LP."

"Then, Pot of Greed and Desire! Remove 10 cards from the top of the deck as the cost, and the corpse draws 2. And because 10 cards are removed, the effect of Soul Absorption restores 5000 LP to the corpse!"

[Corpse LP: 8000→13000]

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This is the last duel of Volume 2. What the hell is a Dashi Sea Serpent? How can a dead person play cards? (laughs).

I have to polish the duel of this four-player melee and try to give this volume a sufficiently gorgeous curtain call. So I'm taking a day off tomorrow. I don't know what Monogatari 2 is (guilty)

Chapter 86 52 Look, the corpse is playing cards (laugh)

"Because 10 cards are excluded, the effect of soul absorption, the corpse recovers 5000 LP!"

[Corpse LP: 8000→13000]

As Hoshimi Hitomi gave the order, Tatsu's corpse trembled and activated the cards and drew cards from the top of the deck. Every action was half a beat slower, and his hands were shaking like a Parkinson's patient. There was nothing he could do about it, after all, his nerve center was chopped off, and he was thankful that he could barely follow orders and make movements.

The reason why he had to control Tatsu's corpse to duel was not because of Hoshimi Hitomi's bad taste, but because it was necessary. In this duel, the power of Orichalcum must be used, but Hoshimi Hitomi did not want his mind and soul to be polluted by the dark power of Orichalcum. After all, at the very least, he was schizophrenic, and there was no upper limit. People with normal brains would not touch each other.

Besides, his wrist hurt so much that he couldn't move at all.

The bodies of the Three Doma Musketeers are still stored in the time capsule, but if their bodies are used to activate the triple barrier and summon the snake god Yi, it is likely to cause irreparable damage. Although everyone is played around in the palm of her hand, Hoshimi Hitomi still hopes for a happy ending (except for Dashi).

Double standards? Please call it "having a flexible moral bottom line".

In short... Dashi's body, which still has the power of Orichalcum in its body, is a good carrier, so Hoshimi Hitomi will temporarily postpone the promise of "crushing bones and scattering ashes" for a while. This is called making the best use of things. Even if you want to bury the dead, you have to squeeze out two taels of oil first. The name of the Star Skinning is not called for nothing.

"Recover 5000LP in one breath!? This is too shameless!?" Jonouchi exclaimed.

"Hmph, did you use the 10 cards that should have negative effects as positive effects?" Kaiba thought. He had always thought that the fact that Blue-Eyes White Dragon and Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon had no effects was not perfect. But if you follow this line of thought... since there is no effect, then just seal the effects of all the monsters on the field and win by scoring!

Wang Yang's face was a little complicated. He wanted to fight Hoshimi Hitomi one-on-one, not team up with others, and certainly not three-on-one!

"Then next... activate the magic card, Planet Transformation." Hoshimi Hitomi ordered, covering her wrist, "Search from the deck... Orichalcum's Barrier, and then activate it."