I'm a poker player, not a Yu-Gi-Oh!

"Main stage 1, activate the quick-attack magic, He's Brand!" Hoshimi Hitomi suddenly inserted the quick-attack magic that Albert had retrieved before into the magic trap area of ​​the duel disk. The second-speed card can naturally be activated at any stage, "With Target 1 [Death Hell] monster in your graveyard, and add that monster to your hand. "

"After that, I can banish the fusion materials determined by the 8-level or higher fusion monster card from my hand and field, and fusion summon that fusion monster from the extra deck. The monster specially summoned by this effect cannot be directly summoned this turn. attack."

"The Great Director and Director... Oops!" Antinomi smiled bitterly and signaled Brother Crab on the side to prepare for the impact, "Be careful, Yusei, you are going to be seriously hurt!"

"Huh?" Brother Crab is still a little confused about the situation.

"The fusion material is a Death Hell monster + a light and dark attribute monster. Excluding the Guidance on the field and the Great Director Drama God in your hand, fuse it. The legitimate son of the brand, the scoffing madman, twisted in the scarlet brand, Become an actor of death singing the praises of disaster!”

"Fusion Summon - Level 8, Death Hell Actor·Visitor to the Holy Tomb!"

The hollow evil armor appeared from behind the curtain that looked like it was stained red by donated blood, with huge cracks on the face, as if it was laughing heartbreakingly. Visitors to the Holy Sepulcher wield the huge scythe in their hands to harvest all life equally!

[Death Hell Actor·Visitor to the Holy Tomb] [Effect] [Fusion]

[Race: Demon] [Lv8] [Attribute: Light]

[ATK: 2500] [DEF: 2500]

"Attack power 2500, the same as Satellite Warrior... But! That effect——"

"The Great God of Drama can be specially summoned when it is removed from the hand as a fusion material. Then, chain this effect, C2, to activate the second-speed effect of Visitor to the Holy Tomb - Despair Scream! Both sides The attack power of monsters on the field, except for fusion monsters with level 8 or higher, becomes 0 until the end of the round!”

"Shekin Naga is a Level 10 fusion monster, so its attack power will become 0, only..."

The scythe in the hand of the visitor to the Holy Sepulchre suddenly exploded and turned into countless long whips covered with spikes. The visitors to the Holy Sepulcher did not distinguish between friend and foe, with a heart-rending laughter still on their faces, and they wildly swung their long whips into afterimages. But when the whip shadow was about to come into contact with Shejin Naga, a dark purple mark suddenly appeared in the air, blocking the whip so that it could not touch Shejin Naga at all.

The satellite warriors did not receive this kind of treatment. They were scratched out by sharp long whips and let out pitiful wails. This weapon is not designed to inflict "fatal injuries" at all, but to inflict as much pain as possible without being fatal. You won't die, but you will be in pain!

[Satellite Warrior ATK: 2500→0]

"Satellite Warrior!" Brother Crab looked at the scarred monster and couldn't help shouting, as if this could give her strength.

"Ah, what about the Macho Whip R18G. AVI?" Hitomi Hoshimi tilted her head, "The chain reverse processing, the effect of the Visitor to the Holy Tomb comes first. Then, the great director dramatizes the corpse to resurrect from the excluded area."

The Great Director and Drama God waved the weapon in his hand, making his second appearance in this duel. The wine before was quite delicious. Would you like another glass?

"Then, enter the battle stage. Visitors to the Holy Tomb, attack the covering monster!" Hoshimi Hitomi waved his hand, pointed at the scarred warrior Wu Mercy and gave the attack order. This time, the Visitor to the Holy Sepulchre did not pierce the card with countless spikes, which would have taken a lot of time. The scythe in his hand flashed, and the card was cut into two pieces on the spot, turning into light and escaping.

Cover the monster, the technology attribute is the electronic magician, defeat it!

"Guwa!"×2

Although he was not harmed, he still had to bear the impact.

"Then, the Great Director and Drama God, attacks the satellite warriors!"

The tip of the spear in the great director's hand pierced, breaking the scarred satellite warrior. In this way, its suffering is temporarily over.

"Guwa!!"×2

【Brother Crab \u0026 Nuomi LP: 13900→10900】

"Goo, this can be activated when the synchronized summoned Satellite Warrior is destroyed. Select up to 3 [Warrior] [Synchronized Warrior] [Stardust] Synchro Monsters with 8 or lower stars from your own graveyard to Special Summon. There is only 1 monster that meets the conditions. Fly, Stardust Dragon!”

Hoshimi Hitomi glanced at the card. The effect of Shejin Naga can be activated, but... Stardust Dragon is of no use. He's tired of this farce and it's time to end it!

"Then, Shekin Naga defeats the Stardust Dragon!"

"Guwa!!!"×2

Budda! I believe that those of you who have the dynamic vision of Pai Lao have already seen that under the Direct Attack of Hoshimi·Hitomi=Sanmu Mercy, Brother Crab and Nuomi Combie can only look like fish on the chopping board about to be made into scallion tuna. Try to hold on! What a brutal and irresistible karate party!

"But... no matter what, I survived this round!" Brother Crab straightened up slowly, without any intention of giving up. "As long as the LP has not returned to 0, there are endless possibilities!"

"Really...Then let your hopes be cut off right now!" A glimmer of light flashed in Xing Jiantong's eyes. He had been patiently reading the story until now, and he was already feeling 20% ​​bored. It was time to give up on this. The farce has come to an end, "Main Phase 2, liberate Shejin Naga, the Shadow Yi, and summon monsters in face-to-face defense position!"

"Nani!? Liberate the Level 10 monster?" Brother Crab was shocked and did not understand Hoshimi Hitomi's operation for a moment. Antinomi's expression on the side changed drastically: "Oops! The occasion when Shejin Naga was sent to the cemetery——"

"Recover 1 [Shadowdoll] Magic Trap from the graveyard." Hoshimi Hitomi added lightly.

"What I want to search for is naturally - the contact between writing and the false body of God, read as the fusion of the shadow of God."

"Cover this card and the turn ends. Sarah, it's your turn, please draw a card."

Brother Crab silently drew a card from the top of the deck. It has ended. He has been unable to break through Hoshimi Hitomi's blockade.

"In the card drawing phase, activate the quick-attack magic and make contact with the God's Avatar. Fusion of the Shadowdoll monster covered on the inside with the Great Director Drama God. The fusion material is a Shadowdoll monster + a dark attribute monster. Come back again, my Xiaomi !" Xing Jiantong raised her right hand high, unable to conceal her excitement. The storyteller is really annoying! ?except!

The shadow squirmed, and the green-haired doll girl returned to her master with a shy smile like a shy girl: "Yes, master. I am...only for you, Xiaomi."

AWSL!

"Then, self-arrange the chain. C1, the great director and drama god who was sent to the grave as a fusion material is specially summoned again. C2, the effect of Shadowdoll Beast, draw 1."

Hoshimi Hitomi waved her hand, and the model worker director and drama god pretended to be dead and resurrected again. Then, Xiaomi used dark purple silk threads to form a barrier, sealing off the whole place. Only this time, there is no brave man holding a trident to break the barrier of the shadow prison and rescue the shadow-bound princess!

What? The princess and the devil are together? The play is not nonsense, and the adaptation is not random compilation. The following is summarized.

Brother Crab shook his head and smiled bitterly as he looked at the discarded Synchronicist who had just been drawn into his hand. His main cards are all monsters with low attack power. If he wants to synchronize summon, he has to perform at least two special summons. At this time, there is no way to break through the blockade of Midrash.

"Main Phase 1, cover 1 monster on the inside. Round...end." Ending his short round bitterly, Brother Crab slowly closed his eyes, waiting for defeat. The Stardust Synchro in the Graveyard can liberate the covered monster, Special Summon it, and search for a Magic Trap with the name of the [Stardust Dragon] card. Unfortunately, it didn't work.

If the field that is restricted is not [Stardust Dragon] but [Stardust], he can also search for the shining dragon standing in the place where the stars have fallen, and maybe there is a chance to turn defeat into victory. Unfortunately, there is no if.

"My turn. The effect of the World of Sin is activated. As an alternative to the normal card drawing phase, 3 [Sin] cards are revealed from the deck, and the opponent randomly selects 1. That card is added to my hand, and the remaining cards are The next card is returned to the deck. I'll show you these 3! Choose, Antinomi."

Paradox slapped the duel disk and showed three cards towards Antinomi. They are 1 Sin Lightning End and 2 Sin Paradigms.

"Then choose the one in the middle." Antinomi sighed and clicked casually. It is obviously an autistic deck full of underworld stickers such as Skill Draw, Demon Sealing, etc., but it wants to have some inexplicable interactivity in a place like this. The designer is really boring.

"Then, exclude Sin Paradigm Dragon from the Extra Deck and Special Summon Sin Paradigm Dragon!" Paradox's ace Paradigm Dragon finally appeared. Real dragon? He's just a stupid thug, and his only positive effect will be nullified by the crime field, which is simply embarrassing. Pashuti didn’t even want to mention it.

"Then it's time to fight. Use Shen Ying Yi Midrash to attack the monster that covers it!" Uncle Pa gave the order with a wave of his hand. Of course there was no response. Hoshimi Hitomi snapped her fingers, and the dark purple thread tore the covering monster into pieces. Scrap Synchronist, destroy!

"This is the end... As a person of this era, you should personally protect this era." Paradox made a gesture of invitation. Although he was deceived by Hitomi Hoshimi OMO to death, it was one of his most admired idols after all. This bit of face still needs to be given.

"...Thank you for your kindness." Xing Jiantong nodded slightly and gave the order with a wave of his hand, "Monsters, give me victory!"

"Attack Fudo Yusei and Antinomi directly!"

Paradigm Dragon 4000 + Shejin Naga 2600 + Holy Tomb Visitor 2500 + Great Director Drama God 3000 = 12100

【Brother Crab \u0026 Nuomi LP: 10900→0】

【Winner: Hitomi Hoshimi \u0026 Uncle Pa】

[Congratulations on winning the duel, you will be rewarded with 10,000 dp points. I hope you will keep up the good work. 】

[Complete the side mission: An unrecognizable future. 】

[Task reward: Take it by yourself. 】

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Rules for poker players: ①: When you are at a disadvantage, it is best not to expect that you can make a comeback with one card.

Best of the match: Xiaomi, who was the last straw that broke the camel's back and killed Brother Crab.

The model worker in this scene: the great director and drama god, jumped from the graveyard repeatedly, but unfortunately the effect was not activated even once.

The king of destiny in this game: Shejin Naga, stood from the beginning to the end, and was finally sent down as a sacrifice.

Chapter 105 16 But it doesn’t matter whether you are a duelist or not!

Millet's thread, the Great Director's spear tip, and the Visitor's Death Scythe acted on Brother Crab and Antinomi, effectively wiping out all their remaining LP.

The two men, covered with bruises, fell to the ground and had no strength to get up for the time being. The two embarrassed people looked at each other and suddenly laughed at the same time.

"Yusei, I'm sorry, because of my stupidity, you also lost. The future of the Water Machine Hundred-Headed Dragon can no longer be changed." He said apologetic words, but Antinomi's face was full of tears. It was fun and there was no apology at all.

"There is also a reason for my lack of strength. If I can develop the power of Duel Dragon more, I can summon monsters with stronger suppressive power!" Brother Crab said with a smile.

"...Are you awake?"

"Well. Thank you, Antinomi-san. I think what I hate is not actually the water-machine hundred-headed dragon, but the inability to do anything and the powerlessness of myself..." Brother Crab showed a wry smile, he was obviously a teenager. But he seemed worried, "Antinomisan, can you tell me... my future? From Paradox's words, it seems that my existence is recorded in history, right?"

"What I am going to do, will it succeed or fail... No, sorry, forget it. Only when I am not sure of the result can I exert my 120% effort!" Crab Brother turned over and looked up at the sky, white clouds were blooming.

"Ha...don't you understand this very well?" Antinomi turned over and looked up at the blue sky with a smile. "Oh, I haven't let myself go like this for a long time. I feel like all the work pressure has disappeared."

"Come on, Yusei. Your future must be brilliant and bright. My..." Mrs. Grandpa...

No, it seems to be Mrs. Mrs. Grandpa? Or is it Mrs. Mrs. Grandpa? Forget it, no matter what.

…

On the side, Hoshimi Hitomi was about to carry out a large-scale brainwashing to make all the citizens forget everything, when a pair of hands holding paper and pen were handed over.

"Hoshimi-san, please give me your autograph!" Paradox looked expectant, and there were even little stars twinkling in his eyes.

"..." Hoshimi Hitomi took the pen and paper without saying a word, and signed his name.

"Thank you! In this way, I can take Antinomi back to recover her life without any regrets -" "Reward."

"...Huh?" "I said, reward. Signed, reward."

"!!!??? That's not free-" "Free things are the most expensive."

Hoshimi Hitomi gave a malicious sneer and looked Paradox up and down. That expression was like that of a picky meat buyer looking up and down to see which part was the fattest and most delicious.

Paradox's expression gradually changed from confusion to stiffness, and finally to lividness. This guy is really good at fraud. Are you selling sliced ​​cakes?

"Don't think I'm easy to bully, I'm a dignified time and space patrol——"

"Pah!" Xing Jiantong snapped her fingers. The bodyguards who were just watching the show immediately surrounded Paradox, Antinomi and Brother Crab on three levels, took out a pistol from their pockets and pointed at the three of them.

"Then all future people, I hope you can do it for the sake of all mankind——"

"Making a small sacrifice... What do you think?" Hoshimi Tong narrowed his eyes slightly. Xiaomi, who had not disappeared, stood by his side. The great director and the visitors to the Holy Tomb surrounded him with hand-held weapons.

"..." Paradox looked around. In addition to the pistols of the bodyguards around him, there were more than a dozen small red dots on the joints of his hands and legs. That’s definitely a sniper’s infrared sight.

Uncle Pa had no doubt that as long as he made any movement, his limbs would be beaten into pieces by snipers.

Slowly, slowly raising his hands above his head, Paradox roared with all the air in his chest: "Johnny, save me!"

"Emergency time travel!" Antinomi, who was lying on the ground, suddenly pressed a button on his belt. The next moment, gunshots rang out and bullets whistled. The steel projectiles lifted up almost all the turf here. But after the smoke cleared, all three people had disappeared without a trace. This level of gunfire was not enough to wipe out their bodies, so they must have escaped.