I'm A Police Officer, Why Do I Have All These Abnormal Skills?

boom!

The wooden door of the bedroom was violently smashed and exploded in an instant, flying everywhere.

In the sky full of sawdust, Xiao Yu rushed into the room like a violent beast.

No wonder he was so nervous.

With the last kidnapping incident, who can say that it won’t happen again?

There is another important point.

Men are very strange creatures.

When he slept with a woman in his arms.

He will unconsciously treat this woman as his own.

Be your own woman!

If someone wanted to touch your woman, how would you react?

Xiao Yu, who was exuding a terrifying evil aura, looked around the room.

Then…confused.

Except for Hua Qingwu, who was curled up on the bed and turned pale in pain, no other person was seen in the bedroom.

Xiao Yu was stunned on the spot.

Hua Qingwu held her stomach in pain and frowned.

His little face was so pale, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

He looked at Xiao Yu with the eyes of a little stray dog, feebly, “It hurts!”

Xiao Yu:? ? ?

He is still in a state of confusion。

“Stomachache! ”

Hua Qingwu’s eyes were filled with tears, and she no longer had the strength to speak.。

“Stomachache?

After coming back to his senses, Xiao Yu looked strange, “What do you mean? “”

“Menstruation! “Hua Qingwu cried.

Menstrual trouble?

Her aunt is here… Xiao Yukuang rolled his eyes and couldn’t laugh or cry.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, you’re just yelling at me?

I almost scared him to death!

I was powerless . Xiao Yu, who was complaining, walked to the bedside and looked at the painful Hua Qingwu, “What should I do?”

“have no idea. ”

The pitiful Hua Qingwu continued to stare at him with the eyes of a little wanderer, “Hey, hey, hey…hug! ”

Being coquettish and begging for a hug!

” “Hey, your sister!” ”

Xiao Yu almost laughed. After crawling onto the bed and lying down, he stretched out his arms.

Hua Qingwu grimaced in pain, crawled into his arms, rested on his arms, and continued to moan.

Damn, this is a moan. Weird… Xiao Yu wanted to laugh, but seeing Hua Qingwu in pain, he had to endure it.

Ye Qiuchan also ran into the room.

When he saw the two people cuddling together on the bed, he immediately rolled his beautiful eyes, “What? Condition?”

“Sister Qingwu is having her period.

Xiao Yu had an MMP expression on his face, “Let me hold her. ” ”

Ye Qiuchan: …

Okay, she also knows that her good sisters have dysmenorrhea.

Every time when menstruation comes, the pain will be excruciating.

After thinking about it, Ye Qiuchan came to the bed and sat down, and slapped Hua Qingwu on the head. On the buttocks, “Get up, I’ll rub it for you。”

“No, I want my brother to rub it for me. ”

Hua Qingwu squinted her eyes and acted coquettishly.

Maybe her stomach hurt too much and she looked particularly weak.。

“I really forgot about my sisters when I had younger brothers. ”

Ye Qiuchan teased and looked at Xiao Yu.

Then, she taught Xiao Yu how to relieve women’s dysmenorrhea.

For example, acupuncture points such as Taichong point, Xuehai point and Sanyin point can relieve pain.

Xiao Yu learned quickly, and under Ye Qiuchan’s guidance Under the guidance, I started to massage Hua Qingwu.

When I finally rubbed her belly,

Hua Qingwu hummed in comfort, which was very seductive. She was

slapped by Ye Qiuchan again, and she didn’t dare to moan anymore.

The massage lasted for about half an hour. After that, the pain stopped.

After a while of busy work, Xiao Yu was sweating profusely from exhaustion.

His stomach was still growling because of hunger.。

“Let’s eat. ”

Ye Qiuchan stood up and glanced at the door full of sawdust, “This room can no longer be lived in.” ”

But he said in his heart: What a scary brother!

It is indeed scary.

The solid wood door was smashed into pieces by Xiao Yu. What kind of force was this?

If it hit a person, it would probably break all the bones in the body.

It’s like a monster!

But this monster is now her and Qingwu’s younger brother.

It makes people inexplicably reassured.

Thinking of the last experience of being almost kidnapped.

Ye Qiuchan walked out of the room with her red lips curled up.

With him here, there is still nothing left in this world. Who can harm their sisters?

There should be no one!

……

The chef of a certain restaurant sent all kinds of delicacies.

Then put it on the table.

Xiao Yu asked Hua Qingwu to eat, but the female demon couldn’t get up from bed.。

“You have to ask someone to get up as a little princess. ”

Hua Qingwu’s eyes fluttered, her smile was lik

e a flower, she was coquettish and coquettish.。

“Little princess, get up and eat quickly. “Xiao Yu’s heart is so tired.。

“Call me baby。”

“Baby, get up and eat。”

“Call someone cute。”

“……Little cutie, get up quickly。”

“The beauty who is called the cutest, most beautiful and sweetest。”

“……”

Xiao Yu turned around and left, “Damn, there are so many things to do, whether you like it or not!”

“puff! ”

Ye Qiuchan on the side burst into laughter, the flower branches trembled, and she almost choked with laughter.。

“you……”

Hua Qingwu became angry from embarrassment, her charming little face changing at every turn.

His eyes were full of tears and he was pitiful for a moment, and his little mouth was pouting.

Cried!

Damn it… Xiao Yu stopped and sighed.

Forget it, she is a girl and you are a boy.

Let her go!

Turning around, Xiao Yu walked to the bedside and hugged the princess, and picked up the crying Hua Qingwu, “Can I carry you to the head office for dinner?”

“you are bullying me. “Hua Qingwu pursed her little mouth, yah yah yah。

“what do you want? ”

Xiao Yu surrendered and walked out of the bedroom while holding her in his arms.

Ye Qiuchan followed behind with a smile and watched the show.。

“unless……”

Her smart eyes turned, Hua Qingwu hugged his neck and cooed, “Sing another song to my sister.。”

“Song? “Xiao Yu was surprised.

Is it so easy to coax?

“Of course it’s not an ordinary song. Hua

Qingwu made things difficult, “Every sentence must have the word “sister” in it, it must be suitable for me to sing, it must be cheerful, it must be nice, and it must be……”

“Stop stop stop. ”

Hearing these requests, Xiao Yu almost cried, “How about you kill me? How can there be such a song in this world? ”

When he spoke, he had already arrived at the restaurant.

He put Hua Qingwu down in his arms and prepared to put her on the chair in front of the dining table.

However, the playful Hua Qingwu refused to get down like a koala.

Xiao Yu had no choice but to sit down first and then put her down. She put it on her lap。

“No matter, if you can’t figure it out, I’ll cry! ”

Hua Qingwu discovered that Xiao Yuting was afraid of girls crying.

As long as she cried, no matter whether she was pretending or not, this stinky brother would be obedient and let her do whatever she wanted. Ye

Qiuchan, who was eating, tilted her head, chewing food and looking at her with a smile. Looking at Xiao Yu.

In fact, she was also very curious.

Could this little brother, who was like a treasure boy, sing a song that Qingwu deliberately made things difficult for her?

“I have to bring my sister into every sentence?” ”

Xiao Yu has a terrible headache.

This is no longer embarrassment for Fat Tiger, it’s like killing Fat Tiger. Sure enough

, women are all big pigs. Why should

you find a girlfriend? Being single is not good?

This is what I think in my heart, but my brain is He couldn’t help but recall the song from his previous life.

Thinking about it…

Xiao Yu’s eyes lit up, and he had it!

“If I sing it, will you eat obediently?” ”

Looking at the smelly sister on her legs, Xiao Yu asked。

“OK. ”

Hua Qingwu hugged his neck and nodded.

Ye Qiuchan stared at Xiao Yu with gleaming eyes.

Is there really such a song?

“Then listen carefully.……”

Xiao Yu took a deep breath and started singing。

……

My sister is wonderful, my sister is good, my sister makes you worry-free. My sister

regards you as a treasure, and she will treat you well. My

sister has a high ideological consciousness and is a mature little wildcat. My sister

will not let you dig into your pocket when you go out on a date and go shopping

. Although your sister is older than you, she is not I will scold you.

My sister has a very sassy temperament, but she is also cute and hot.

My sister will not scum you, as long as you love her. Please

marry your sister home, and be happy and smile haha.

……

After listening to the song sung by Xiao Yu, especially the lyrics with “sister” in every sentence.

Ye Qiuchan and Hua Qingwu were shocked.

He really sang it, and it was a song that no one in the world has ever sung before.

But even if it’s just a saliva song, what kind of intelligence do you have to have to think of it in a flash?

At this moment, Xiao Yu was not just a treasure boy in their eyes.

His IQ is even more terrifying, like a monster!

Looking at the stunned two girls, Xiao Yu felt that this wave of pretense was very enjoyable.

No, how can this be pretentious.

The word “pretentious” is too vulgar.

As a reader.

This is so shameless!