I'm A Police Officer, Why Do I Have All These Abnormal Skills?

boom!

The wooden door of the bedroom was violently smashed and exploded in an instant, flying everywhere.

In the sky full of sawdust, Xiao Yu rushed into the room like a violent beast.

No wonder he was so nervous.

With the last kidnapping incident, who can say that it won’t happen again?

There is another important point.

Men are very strange creatures.

When he slept with a woman in his arms.

He will unconsciously treat this woman as his own.

Be your own woman!

If someone wanted to touch your woman, how would you react?

Xiao Yu, who was exuding a terrifying evil aura, looked around the room.

Then...confused.

Except for Hua Qingwu, who was curled up on the bed and turned pale in pain, no other person was seen in the bedroom.

Xiao Yu was stunned on the spot.

Hua Qingwu held her stomach in pain and frowned.

His little face was so pale, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

He looked at Xiao Yu with the eyes of a little stray dog, weakly saying, "It hurts!"

Xiao Yu:? ? ?

He was still in a state of confusion.

"Stomachache!"

Hua Qingwu's eyes were filled with tears, and she had no strength to speak.

"Stomachache?"

After coming back to his senses, Xiao Yu looked strange, "What do you mean?"

"Menstrual trouble!" Hua Qingwu cried.

Menstrual trouble?

Her aunt is here... Xiao Yukuang rolled his eyes, dumbfounded.

Come to the aunt, come to the aunt, why are you yelling at me?

I almost scared him to death!

Xiao Yu, unable to complain, walked to the bedside and looked at the painful Hua Qingwu, "What should I do?"

"have no idea."

The pitiful Hua Qingwu continued to stare at him with the eyes of a little stray dog, "Hey, hey, hey...hug!"

Act coquettishly and ask for a hug!

"Hey, your sister!"

Xiao Yu almost laughed, climbed onto the bed, lay down, and stretched out his arms.

Hua Qingwu grimaced in pain, crawled into his arms, rested her head on his arm, and continued to moan.

Damn, this is such a weird thing... Xiao Yu wanted to laugh, but seeing Hua Qingwu in pain, he had to endure it.

Ye Qiuchan also ran into the room.

When he saw the two people cuddling together on the bed, he immediately rolled his eyes and asked, "What's going on?"

"Sister Qingwu is having her period."

Xiao Yu had an MMP expression on his face, "Let me hold her."

Ye Qiuchan:......

Okay, she also knows that her good sisters have dysmenorrhea.

Every time I have menstruation, I feel excruciating pain.

After thinking about it, Ye Qiuchan came to the bed and sat down, slapped Hua Qingwu on the buttocks, "Get up, I'll rub it for you."

"No, I want my brother to rub it for me."

Hua Qingwu narrowed her eyes and acted coquettishly.

Maybe my stomach hurts too much and I feel particularly weak.

"I really forgot about my sisters when I had younger brothers."

Ye Qiuchan teased and looked at Xiao Yu.

Later, she taught Xiao Yu how to relieve women's dysmenorrhea.

For example, acupoints such as Taichong, Xuehai and Sanyin can all relieve pain.

Xiao Yu learned quickly, and under Ye Qiuchan's guidance, he began to massage Hua Qingwu.

Finally, I rubbed her belly.

Hua Qingwu hummed comfortably, which was very seductive.

Being slapped by Ye Qiuchan again, I didn't dare to moan anymore.

After about half an hour of massage, the pain was gone.

After being busy for a while, Xiao Yu was sweating profusely from exhaustion.

Still hungry, my stomach growled.

"Let's eat."

Ye Qiuchan stood up and glanced at the door full of sawdust, "This room can't be lived in."

But he was saying in his heart: What a terrifying brother!

Horrible indeed.

The solid wood door was shattered by Xiao Yu's collision. What kind of force was this?

If it hits a person, it will probably break all the bones in the body.

What a monster!

But this monster is now her and Qing Wu's younger brother.

It’s also inexplicably reassuring.

Thinking of the last time I was almost kidnapped.

Ye Qiuchan walked out of the room with her red lips raised.

With him here, who else in the world could harm their sisters?

There should be no more!

…

The chef of a certain restaurant sent all kinds of delicacies.

Then put it on the table.

Xiao Yu asked Hua Qingwu to eat, but the female demon couldn't get up from bed.

"You need to ask the little princess to get up."

Hua Qingwu's eyes flashed, her smile was like a flower, and she was coquettish and angry.

"Little princess, get up and eat quickly." Xiao Yu felt very tired.

"Call me baby."

"Baby, get up and eat."

"Call me a cutie."

"...Little cutie, get up quickly."

"I call her the cutest, most beautiful, and sweetest beauty."

"..."

Xiao Yu turned around and left, "Damn, there are so many things to do, whether you like it or not!"

"puff!"

Ye Qiuchan on the side burst into laughter, the flower branches trembled, and she almost burst out laughing.

"you……"

Hua Qingwu became angry from embarrassment, her charming little face changing at every turn.

His eyes were full of tears and he was pitiful for a moment, and his little mouth was pouting.

Cried!

Damn it... Xiao Yu stopped and sighed.

Forget it, she is a girl and you are a boy.

Let her go!

Turning around, Xiao Yu walked to the bedside and hugged the princess, and picked up the crying Hua Qingwu, "Can I carry you to the head office for dinner?"

"You're bullying me." Hua Qingwu pursed her lips.

"what do you want?"

Xiao Yu surrendered and walked out of the bedroom while holding her in his arms.

Ye Qiuchan followed behind with a smile to watch the show.

"unless……"

With her smart eyes turning, Hua Qingwu hugged his neck and cooed, "Sing another song to my sister."

"Song?" Xiao Yu was surprised.

Is it so easy to coax?

"Of course it's not an ordinary song."

Hua Qingwu made things difficult, "Every sentence must have the word "sister" in it, it must be suitable for me to sing, it must be cheerful, it must sound good, it must be..."

"Stop, stop, stop."

Hearing these requests, Xiao Yu almost cried, "How about you kill me? How can there be such a song in this world?"

When I spoke, I had already arrived at the restaurant.

Put Hua Qingwu down and prepare to put it on the chair in front of the dining table.

The playful Hua Qingwu didn't come down like a koala.

Xiao Yu had no choice but to sit down first and then put her on his lap.

"No matter, if you can't figure it out, I'll cry!"

Hua Qingwu discovered that Xiao Yuting was afraid of girls crying.

As long as she cries, no matter whether it is fake or not, this stinky brother will obey her and let her do whatever she wants.

Ye Qiuchan tilted her head while eating, chewing food, and looked at Xiao Yu with a smile.

In fact, she was also very curious.

Can this little brother who is like a treasure boy sing a song that Qingwu deliberately makes things difficult for him?

"Do you have to bring sister into every sentence?"

Xiao Yu had a terrible headache.

This is no longer to make things difficult for Fat Tiger, but to kill Fat Tiger.

Sure enough, women are all big pigs.

What kind of girlfriend are you looking for? Being single doesn’t make you happy?

I thought so in my heart, but my brain couldn't help but recall the songs from my previous life.

Thinking about it...

Xiao Yu's eyes lit up, "Yes!"

"If I sing it, will you eat obediently?"

Looking at the smelly sister on his lap, Xiao Yu asked.

"OK."

Hua Qingwu hugged his neck and nodded.

Ye Qiuchan's eyes flashed as she stared at Xiao Yu.

Is there really such a song?

"Then listen carefully..."

Xiao Yu took a deep breath and started singing.

…

Sister is wonderful, sister is good, sister makes you worry-free

Sister treats you like a treasure and will treat you well

My sister has a high level of ideological awareness and is a mature little wildcat.

My sister won’t let you dig into your pocket when she goes out on a date and goes shopping.

Although my sister is older than you, she won’t scold you.

My sister has a very sassy temperament, but she’s also cute and spicy.

Sister will not treat you like a scumbag, as long as you love her

Marry your sister home quickly and be happy and smile haha

…

After listening to the song sung by Xiao Yu, especially the lyrics with "sister" in every sentence.

Ye Qiuchan and Hua Qingwu were shocked.

He really sang it, and it was a song that no one in the world has ever sung before.

But even if it’s just a saliva song, what kind of intelligence do you have to have to think of it in a flash?

At this moment, Xiao Yu was not just a treasure boy in their eyes.

His IQ is even more terrifying, like a monster!

Looking at the stunned two girls, Xiao Yu felt that this wave of pretense was very enjoyable.

No, how can this be pretentious.

The word "pretentious" is too vulgar.

As a reader.

This is so shameless!