I’m a Scumbag [Quick Wear]

    "Qiqi, why did you die?" asked the top laner of the ANC team.

    Qi Qi pursed her lips, bought some equipment in silence, and only fought a few wild monsters, and she couldn't even make a wild knife.

    "Did the blind monk hand in the flash?" The ANC team asked again.

    "No payment." Qi Qi said sullenly.

    The top laner frowned when he heard the words, and glanced at Qiqi's flashes that had entered the CD, he still couldn't hold back and asked: "He didn't make flashes, how did he kill flashes? of you?"

    No wonder he was so surprised, after all, for professional players, every summoner skill is very important, if you run away without paying flash, it is not a loss. , this is a small loss, the person who pays the flash is still dead, but the other party's flash is replaced, this is a big loss, the other party who pays the flash is still dead, it is a blood loss.

    Shao Yu didn't pay in Flash, and even killed Qi Qi who paid in Flash. Compared to this, Qi Qi looks like a lot of trouble.

    "You...you need to be more careful, and be careful about other paths. The blind monk still flashes." The top laner is the big brother in the team. The teammates didn't wake up, so they reminded.

    Qi Qi pursed her lips, did not talk to the top laner any more, but hurried to the middle lane. After glancing at the LX team’s jungle area, she said to her own mid laner Xiaofeng: “You can play , the blind monk should go home."

    And after Shao Yu killed all of them in the first wave, he destroyed the enemy's red buff, and then cleared the wild monsters in his wild area, and immediately returned to the city to synthesize equipment.

    "Tutu, after you clear the line, grab it with me and go around here so that you won't be seen." Shao Yu tapped a few times on the map, Form a rough route out.

    Zhongdan Tutu was stunned when he heard it, and immediately said: "Is it four packs two again?"

    "Well, they are very easy to catch down the road." Shao Yu said.

    Tutu looked at Luo and Verus who were in the bot lane, both of them had double moves, where was it easy to catch them.

    Shao Yu was cutting the screen between the three lanes in the process of hurrying, and suddenly saw that Syndra's position on the opposite side of the middle lane seemed a little wrong, and hurriedly said: "Tutu, you need to step back a bit. retreat."

    In order to quickly clear the line, the position of the single map is a bit aggressive at this time.

    But it was too late, Syndra flashed a push, and Tutu reacted quickly. Although he flashed along, he was still stunned at the edge of the skill.

    Syndra grabbed a soldier with w and pressed it **** Tutu.

    Tutu was shocked, and hurriedly walked towards the defense tower after the dizziness ended, but because of being hit by a soldier, her action became very slow.

    A white cocoon flew out of the shadow, and Tutu was controlled in place again.

    The junglers on the opposite side were all in ambush.

    "Fight back, kill Syndra first." Shao Yu said.

    Tutu, who was a little flustered at first, heard Shao Yu's calm voice, as if she had a bottom line in her heart. When the opponent's spider's imprisonment ended, Tutu did not retreat, but backhanded Played a set towards Syndra.

    "You are so courageous? How dare you fight back?" Qi Qi was a little surprised, but soon thought that maybe Shao Yu was coming, and immediately said: "Kill him to death, the blind monk is coming. "

    As soon as Qi Qi's voice fell, Shao Yu directly caught the w skill and moved it to Tutu's body, followed by the q skill and shot towards the opposite mid laner Syndra.

    "How come so quickly!" Qi Qi couldn't believe it, he had seen Shao Yu's wild area, and was convinced that Shao Yu should arrive two seconds later.

    Controlling Syndra's Xiaofeng, looking at the soldier between the two, he didn't even move to dodge when he was relaxed. Originally, he thought that this q would definitely be blocked by the soldier. A yellow light suddenly fell in midair.

    Discipline.

    The jungler skill Punishment was pressed, the soldier died instantly, and the flying sound wave fell directly on Xiaofeng's Syndra.

      The online exchange blood was consumed before, but at this time it was only about half blood. With the activation of the blind monk's second stage Q, Syndra's blood bar suddenly dropped by a large amount.

    "Why is this dog doing so much damage?" Xiaofeng was shocked when he saw Shao Yu's output.

    Shao Yu's movements are smooth, the e skills are interspersed with flat a, the red buff plus the deceleration effect caused by the e skills, almost make it difficult for Syndra to move, one after another, being entered by the blind monk without the e skill Syndra, just waiting to die,

    From the moment Xiaofeng was caught by the blind monk, his death was doomed, and Xiaofeng's Syndra was burnt to death by the red buff on the blind monk.

    Syndra died, and the time for the red buff on the blind monk also came to an end, just in time for the effect, Xiao Feng, who was already soaking in the hot spring, clicked on Shao Yu's blind monk, and saw His equipment column is impressively the initial jungler, serrated dagger and a pair of straw sandals.

    "He didn't synthesize a jungler!" Xiaofeng shouted, a jungler who had money did not synthesize a jungler, but bought fighting equipment such as a serrated dagger. Is this jungler? ill?

    The serrated dagger adds 25 points of attack power, plus the armor-piercing effect, it will be particularly painful to hit Syndra with low physical defense, which is why Syndra's blood The reason it's gone so fast.

    He took Syndra's 300 yuan head, and Shao Yu turned around and fought with Tutu.

    Qi Qi's spider queen was beaten to death under the siege of the two, and he wanted to desperately replace Tutu's wandering mage, but Tutu finally survived with five blood points left.

    Tutu glanced at his still beating health, and thanked him for his good habit of drinking the blood bottle immediately once a fight started, so that he could survive.

    "Unfortunately, I didn't give you the head." Shao Yu said, he really felt it was a pity, but it wasn't the sarcastic words he said after becoming a head dog.

    Tutu said: "It's okay, you can play the effect with a human head."

    Shao Yu took two heads in this wave, and 600 dollars in money. He helped Tutu price to push the line in the middle, and then went directly into the opponent's wild area to brush the wild.

    "Are you still going down the road?" Tutu asked.

    Shao Yu said immediately: "When you go home, go straight to the bottom of the road, and we will pack them together."

    Three heads broke out in this game so far, all of them were on Shao Yu. In contrast, Qi Qi not only had no heads but also died twice. As soon as he entered the wild area, he found the wild All the monsters were eaten by Shao Yu, and his rhythm in the jungle all collapsed.

    In the name of helping push the lane, I finally ran to Xiaofeng's middle lane to get a wave of experience, but the bottom lane exploded directly.

    "Why didn't you come when the middle lane disappeared?" ANC's assistant asked.

    Xiaofeng, who was frantically hitting midway tapi with Qiqi, was stunned, and said, "I thought he went home to make up for his condition, mine, mine."

    Listening to him taking the initiative to take the blame, the assistant forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart. Facing this wave of four packs and two on the opposite side, the assistant directly sold himself and protected the ad from retreating.

    killed an assistant, Shao Yu and others did not leave, but the four of them grinded the bottom of the road together, and the ad on the opposite side made a double move, at this time they can only stand between the two towers The grass in the area, watching the group of hooligans pushing the tower.

    "I'm here I'm here." Qi Qi said.

    All came together, Shao Yu's minions were all eaten by the defensive tower, Shao Yu and others did not hesitate, they retreated directly, and Tutu returned to the middle lane again.

    However, Shao Yu inserted a real eye directly from the top of the Xiaolong Pit, and after confirming that there was no enemy's field of vision, he began to solo Xiaolong.

    With the sound of a dragon roar, the water dragon was taken down by Shao Yu.

    "It's just a water dragon, don't panic, it doesn't help much." ANC's top laner saw that the team was dead and stood up to cheer for his teammates.

    At this time, the mid-bottom lane and the jungler are all at a disadvantage. Only his top laner and the opponent are balanced, so he feels that he needs to stand up and do something.

    A minute later, the ANC top laner who thought he was about to stand up died under his own defense tower, with a captain and a dancing blind monk standing beside him.

    "Why is the output of this blind monk so high!" ANC asked the single question, the captain dropped a q, Shao Yu's set aee, and even the blind monk did not enlarge, his Jace's health bar was empty.

    The jungler Qi Qi said weakly: "No matter how well a blind monk develops, it is useless to delay it until the later stage."

     "The problem is that we no longer have the late stage, and the early stage is gone!" said the top orderer.

    Qi Qi really wanted to complain about his teammates, Jayce and the captain, who fought half-to-five, but now that the situation is inferior, he has to bear the cauldron, and he doesn't dare to speak any more.

    As the ANC top laner said, this game can’t be delayed at all. Because of the disadvantage of the jungler, the ANC jungle area has completely become Shao Yu’s playground, and the people of the ANC team dare not enter at all. , I was afraid that a blind monk would suddenly pop up in the grass and slap someone to death with one slap and one foot, and the people on the line were not easy. The LX team played very aggressively, and everyone acted as if there was a blind man hiding behind Just like the monks, the players of ANC were exchanged for the **** ones.

    In the anti-stress bar known as the "e-sports toilet", at this time, a high-rise building was also built under the post about this game, and the first few hundred floors were still mocking the LX team Caibi, The buildings behind are all shouting "Fuck".

    "How did ANC win the first two games? It looks good."

    "Shao Yu's state is back, the first two games were like fake matches, sleepwalking the whole way, and these two games were like the winner's possession, and they played fiercely."

    Winner is the jungler of the domestic giants, known as the "wild king".

    "If I hadn't seen that face, I would have thought it was Winner who was wearing the wolf's clothes and fighting on it."

    "Winner don't hide, I know you are hiding under Shao Yu's computer desk."

    "This is too fierce, it's not like him at all, he's on drugs, it is recommended to give Shao Yu a urine test."

    Immediately, a shrewd friend replied, "The result of the urine test came out: there is not a single drop of urine in the stimulant."

    "Speaking of which, it's the tiebreaker, which team are you more optimistic about now?"

    At this time, the people below were unanimously optimistic about ANC, and began to be optimistic about the LX team. After all, Shao Yu's two performances can be said to be completely reborn, as long as they can continue to maintain , can definitely win the next game.

    "Shao Yu, it's time for us to play." Zhao Fei urged.

    Shao Yu took a last look at the search page on the phone, locked the phone screen, left in the lounge, got up and followed Zhao Fei to enter.

    The intermission time is still too short, Shao Yu thought to herself.

    In the last game, the ANC team was no longer tough, and immediately banned Shao Yu's last blind monk who played well, and then the second banned position was given to the last time. Shao Yu played an excellent spider queen, and the third ban was given to the extremely powerful version of the wine barrel.

    The LX team is relatively normal, banning heroes that are relatively strong in various positions, and not specifically targeting a certain position on the opposite side.

    The first round of selection is open, and ANC directly chooses to help Qi Qi lock the jungler Zac.

    "Naxia and Wandering." Zhao Fei commanded the team.

    Shao Yu asked at this time, "Coach, can I take Syndra?"

    Zhao Fei was stunned for a moment, looking at Shao Yu's harmless appearance at this time, this is the last time he chose blind monks to kill and kill hearts. ?

      matter.

    "Coach, can I?" Tutu, who was led astray by Shao Yu, also looked eager to try.

    Zhao Fei saw that the team members seemed to be relatively relaxed, nodded helplessly, and said, "Take it, take it, don't give it away."

    "Did you hear that, the coach told you not to be a coward." Shao Yu deliberately misinterpreted the coach's meaning.

    Tutu also said solemnly: "I know I won't be afraid."

     "Children, it's the last game, don't make trouble." Zhao Fei said with a serious face.

    The members of the LX team all received their hippie smiles.

    On the side of the ANC team, Xiaofeng saw that the opposite side directly locked Syndra, his eyes were red, and he said: "He robbed my Syndra, who is this hinting at! "

    "What do you want to play? Is the Eye of the Void okay?" the ANC coach asked.

    "No, I want to play Fran." Xiaofeng said.

    If Shao Yu is here, I am afraid to say that Xiaofeng is really an iron-headed girl, how good it is to play Eye of the Void. Except for the short legs, there are hardly any hard injuries.

    But Xiaofeng has to be tough, playing Fran and Syndra in front of him.

    The first round of hero selection is over, and the second round of bans begins. The LX team is still banned normally, but the ANC side seems to have lost their minds and banned two junglers hero.

    The five banned positions of ANC are all used in the jungle, and some of the popular jungle heroes are banned.

    "Brother Shao, they are too afraid of you." Sun Liran laughed wickedly.

    "What do you want, Shao Yu?" Zhao Fei asked.

    "Prince," Shao Yu said.

    "This version of the prince...emmm, it's not too strong, are you sure?" Zhao Fei asked.

    "No problem." Shao Yu said.

    Soon, the lineup of both sides came out.

    Blue side ANC team: top laner, Zach, jungler, mid laner LeBlanc, bottom laner Verus and ***.

    Red LX team: top lane captain, jungler prince, mid laner Syndra, bottom Lu Xia and Titan.

    Contest loading.

    I still haven't played the first-level team. In the last game, both sides played very carefully.

    After Shao Yu finished playing the red buff, after defeating F6 and the Stoneman, he didn't even hit the crabs, and went straight to the road.

    "Qiqi, let's go down the road, the opponent is playing very aggressively, is it the prince coming." Therefore, seeing a slight abnormality on the opposite side made me shudder.

    No wonder he thinks so, the first two LXs are rarely caught on the road in the early stage, but they must come to the middle and jungle to cross the tower to kill the bottom road, thus creating a kind of Shao Yu very uncomfortable for the ANC people I like the illusion of grabbing the bottom lane, but at this time, the LX bottom lane pusher seems to want to jump over the tower, and with the disappearance of Syndra in the middle lane, the ANC team's support will of course interpret it like this.

    Qi Qi was also afraid of making a mistake in the bot lane.

    "When they cross the tower, we will fight back." Qi Qi said, thinking about how to write the anti-kill script again.

    With the exposure of Shao Yu in the top lane, LX's middle lane appeared on the lane, and the bottom lane also quietly retreated to a safe area, staying in a place where Zach couldn't fly.

    ANC top order was completely misled by his teammates. He listened to the dialogue in the voice and thought that Shao Yu was preparing to jump the tower in the bottom lane. The pressure was extremely fierce. He watched the captain on the opposite side get beaten, and was happy when a golden flag suddenly came over.

    Nuo's hands flashed in fright.

    But Shao Yu's prince flashed an eq, and he still picked up his promise. Although the early promise was strong, he couldn't beat two people. The captain flashed a bucket, and then clicked After dropping the bucket that had been hidden in the grass for a long time, the blood volume of Nuo Shou dropped a lot.

    After killing someone, Shao Yu and the captain didn't even push the line, they just stood at the edge of the local line of sight and returned to the city.

    As their own soldiers killed the nearest enemy soldier, the scene of Shao Yu and the captain returning to the city also disappeared from the sight of everyone in the ANC team.

    Although the people of the ANC team were a little strange, these two men returned to the city without pushing, but they did not think about other places.

    "Oh, what the hell! These two stinky things!" Qi Qi suddenly cursed.

    After his Zac beat the three wolves, he jumped into the blue buff with an e skill, and then landed and met love.

    Shao Yu flew Qi Qi up in midair with a single eq. Sun Liran immediately placed a bucket under Qi Qi's feet, and then fried another bucket hidden in the grass.

    Erlian barrels and Shao Yu's eq Erlian, Qi Qi immediately lost half of his blood, and hurriedly flashed away after landing.

    "I'm behind you, don't panic..." The mid laner Xiaofeng, who was about to arrive, saw Qi Qi's cowardly appearance, and could only walk back to the middle with tears in his eyes. I swiped a wave of WeChat steps again.

    "What are you running for? I'm almost there, what are you afraid of passively?" ANC top orderer said unhappily.

    The lower the level, the quicker the death and the quicker the resurrection. At this time, he is not far from the blue buff.

    Qi Qi didn't understand what he was afraid of. His mid lane support was faster than the opposite Syndra, and even Shao Yu's health was not full.

    "Conditioning... Conditioning..." Qi Qi explained weakly, he was afraid of being beaten by Shao Yu. In two consecutive games, he was caught to death by Shao Yu in the wild area in the early stage. He saw Shao Yu's first reaction was to run.

    At this time, Syndra has also come to support, and the two sides are in a 3v3 situation, and even lost the opportunity because of Qiqi.

    Shao Yu gave this blue buff to Syndra.

    Returning to the laning situation again, Xiaofeng looked at the fresh blue buff on his opponent Syndra, and was so angry that he wanted to cry.

    When the flash of Nuo's hand improved, Shao Yu didn't come to catch the road.

    Xiaofeng, who had worked so hard to develop, finally got through Syndra's blue buff, but he didn't expect the opponent to pick up a head from the top lane, and even got another blue buff that was refreshed. Originally, I wanted to have a 1v1 real man battle, but the opponent would always have Shao Yu, a wild father, to protect him. He had no choice at all. He glanced at his own Zach, who was chased by the prince in the wild area. Tuo Xiang is equally annoying.

    "Xiaofeng, come and save me!" Qi Qi shouted, at this time he was pursued by Shao Yu.

    "Here." Xiaofeng really can't ignore him.

    Most Syndra will stun the enemy with the eq second company, but the qe second company is a test of hand speed. Like Shao Yu, Tutu is also a veteran, and even the team once thought he was not strong enough , wanted to buy a star mid laner at a high price to replace Tutu, but in the end, because the mid laner was too expensive, the team could only continue to let Tutu serve as the starting mid laner.

    After losing a season, the team wanted to replace it again, Tutu also held his breath and wanted to prove himself. Seeing that Shao Yu, who was about the same age as him, was showing off, Tutu also started If he becomes aggressive, if he changes to the past, with his stable temperament, he will never think about killing someone in a flash.

    He was still thinking about waiting for the dizziness to end. After all Tutu's skills were handed in, he could try to kill Tutu.

    But Tutu didn't give him a chance at all, w grabbed a ball that was about to disappear on the ground, smashed it on Xiaofeng's LeBlanc, and then pressed the qr skill at the same time.

    Xiao Feng's face suddenly turned ashen, this is Syndra's unique trick: a six-ball lore.

      Stay on the ground for a few seconds.

    Under normal circumstances, it is difficult for Syndra to get a six-goal instant kill, but the blue buff can reduce the cd, and the time of Syndra's q is shortened, so that it is barely enough for this six-goal kill. kill.

      .

    "666!" Sun Liran shouted.

    The bot lane ad also said: "Brother Tutu is teaching him to play Syndra, a six-ball lore, amazing!"

    In the sound of rainbow farts, another passionate female voice sounded in the voice.

    Everyone saw that there was a green corpse lying at the feet of Shao Yu's prince in the local wild area.

    "Hey, Zach is suffering." Sun Liran sighed.

    In the competition area on the ANC side, Qi Qi's face was already blue, and she thought like Xianglin's sister-in-law: "Why does this prince not produce meat? Why does he not produce meat? How can there be a prince who does not The one who produces meat and output... He can't do it like this..."