I’m a Scumbag [Quick Wear]

    Shao Yu stood beside Master Zheng and looked at the teenagers sitting below with a well-behaved expression.

    Feng Yan felt a sudden shock. He was still admiring his small flower book, and he thought that he would be able to exchange a mutton soup in two days. What?

    A big boss!

    Now he also understands that this academy is a place where people are forcibly transformed. He thanked Shao Yu for saving him, but when he thought of the old father's praise for Shao Yu, Shao Yu again After a few words, he coaxed himself to this ghost place, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't think that Shao Yu was someone who needed to go to this academy for reform.

    Mr. Zheng, who taught the coursework, was still praising Shao Yu in a different way, and asked everyone to learn more from Shao Yu, and even Shao Yu, an airborne soldier, became them directly The boss, let them listen to Shao Yu's words at all times.

    Feng Yan didn't say anything yet, Gu Jiangliu had already come over and asked in a low voice, "Brother Yan, why did Erge Shao come here, was he also cleaned up by his father? ?"

    Feng Yan wants to say that you look at him like he was forced to be sent by his family? Can the people who are forced to be so happy? In the end, Feng Yan just replied in a low voice, "Don't talk."

    Feng Yan said, and glanced at the supervisor with trembling eyes. Sure enough, the supervisor was holding a charcoal pen and didn't know what to write down in the notebook. He also glanced at him and Gu Jiangliu from time to time. .

    Well, he has no more flowers for this class.

    Master Zheng didn't need to introduce Shao Yu at all. The teenagers present knew him. After the introduction, Shao Yu found a seat and sat down. He sat directly in the back corner of the classroom. Here's a look at the entire classroom.

    Feng Yan soon knew what Shao Yu was here for.

    Originally, he was good at homework, but since Shao Yu came, because of Shao Yu's high level, Feng Yan was able to get three Xiaohua's homework, but now even one Xiaohua's teachers are full of faces It's all written down.

    In class, whenever the teacher asks a question, Shao Yu always responds fluently. When he doesn't even ask him to answer a question, he raises his hand to indicate that he wants to add something, completely against the customer. Sometimes the teacher even asks him for advice , In the end, everyone was not very happy.

    Let's not talk about literature class, even in martial arts class, Shao Yu's movements are always the most standardized, and his moves are the smoothest. Feng Yan, at this time, was all autistic by Shao Yu.

    They saw that Shao Yu was obviously far above the level of the people around him, maybe even more than the level of Master Wenwu. Are they a bunch of newbies?

    Shao Yu is like a player with a full-level tuba, in the novice village, he is killing Sanwu trumpet with no emotion at all.

    Is it interesting to abuse vegetables? Are you embarrassed to drive a full-level number to abuse food?

    If Shao Yu could answer, he would definitely say: nonsense, of course it is interesting to abuse food, but it is not interesting to abuse food, then what to do is interesting.

    Shao Yu was not at all embarrassed. For several days, he was hanging and beating everyone in a way that was almost crushing. Even the two literature teachers were greatly influenced by him and increased their teaching. Strength, this is hard for the young men. It was very hard to keep up with the progress, and now I can't wait to read it at night to speed up the progress.

    The young men also studied passively at the beginning, and started working hard to eat in one bite. They gradually adapted to the learning rhythm. In order to catch up with the progress, they ran in the morning to the period between breakfast. In their spare time, many people also use it to read early, so naturally, they make rapid progress.

    There are always many people around Shao Yu to ask for advice. Although he has no public morality, he does not hesitate to ask others for advice. The young men found that they asked Shao Yu for advice, and even after getting a more detailed answer than the teacher asked for advice, there were many people around him after class, and the whole academy was full of diligent and studious atmosphere.

    Time passed slowly, and I was looking forward to a rest day once a month, but on the day before the rest day, the teacher suddenly stopped taking classes. By the afternoon, the faces of the teenagers were all green.

    The questions of this monthly exam are very difficult, everyone writes big, so Shao Yu is an outlier. I just stood up and handed in the papers, handed in the papers...

    Then other people look at the time, and there are still two sticks of incense (one hour) before the end of the exam.

    The previous day's monthly exam did not affect the rest day the next day. The young men were looking forward to a long rest day. They took out the money they had secretly hidden and planned to have a good time.

    "Second brother Shao, you are from the capital, you must know where the capital is more fun." Although Gu Jiangliu's grades were not good, he still liked to be by Shao Yu's side.

    Other young men also looked at Shao Yu with burning eyes.

    Shao Yu raised her eyebrows and said, "It looks like you all saved a lot of money."

    Gu Jiangliu heard the words, and immediately looked around alertly, seeing that there was no supervisor nearby, he breathed a sigh of relief, and whispered: "Second brother Shao, when I left home, my grandmother and My mother secretly stuffed me with several banknotes."

    "Are you too?" Shao Yu asked.

    Except Feng Yan and Zhao Hua, almost everyone nodded.

    Shao Yu continued: "The elders in your family love you so much, but you don't really spend much in the academy, and there are a lot of new things in the capital. It's better to buy something and go back to honor them."

    The young men love to play and play, but they have never done anything inappropriate, and have no concept of money, so they have nothing to be reluctant to give up. It is refreshing to hear that they buy things for the elders in the family Because they only got and took in the first ten years of their lives, this time giving them naturally feels fresh.

    Only Feng Yan and Zhao Hua showed a little embarrassment on their faces. After all, these young men's families are all male elders who can't wait to educate them before sending them here, while the female elders are crying and reluctant to let them go Therefore, secretly stuffing money can only be done by thoughtful female elders. Feng Yan and Zhao Hua don't have any female elders who love them, so naturally they don't hide any money.

    The parents of the two set a monthly schedule of one tael of silver, so they only had one tael of silver and one tael of silver. In their opinion, it was not enough to buy wine, so what gifts could they buy? Woolen cloth.

    Shao Yu glanced at them and said with a smile, "If you don't share the money, you can draw a little like the academy."

    "Does the academy pay you back?" Zhao Hua asked in surprise, the school still pays back money here, is there such a good thing?

    Shao Yu immediately broke his dream and explained: "It's not actually borrowing money, it's your own money, your father gave a lot more to repair, but I'm afraid you Spending money indiscriminately, the extra money will be returned to you at the end of the semester, and now if you want to spend it, you can apply for it like the college accountant, but it must be used for legitimate purposes."

    Although it is not the college that subsidizes the money, but they have money to spend and can keep up with the pace of their friends, Zhao Hua and Feng Yan feel very happy, and they immediately go to the college happily. Mr. Accountant.

    Shao Yu saw that the other youngsters seemed to be moving, and said, "Don't look at it, you have to deduct Xiaohuahua when you learn."

    Sure enough, when the two came back, there were two supervisors behind them, and the expressions of the two teenagers were not as happy as they were at first, so I opened the little flower book to show my friends, and I saw Xiaohua There are five more red boxes on the book. Every time the flower is used, a red box will be stamped with a special seal to frame the flower, indicating that the flower has been discarded and can no longer be used. In this academy, There are not many people who can cover the flowers, but almost everyone except the students has a small square stamp that voids the flowers.

    The two did not get the money, and the money was placed on the supervisor. The supervisor accompanies the checkout throughout the trip to buy gifts. All students and students who want to withdraw money must sign the checklist. The checklist is in duplicate, one for the college archives, and one for the parents of the students along with the gift.

    Feng Yan only learned this time that the accountant of the college has made an account for each student. Anyone who has never been in contact with the ledger can understand it. He thought that everyone in the capital did this, but he didn't know that this method was suggested by Shao Yu.

    The teenagers seem to be a little afraid of the supervisor, and this time they are accompanied by the supervisor, and it seems that they can't let go. Some people want to go to the casino to play two games, but now in front of the supervisor, they dare not mention a word.

    There are also teenagers who want to see the book boy they brought over, but they are told that the servant they brought over has returned to their lives half a month ago, and they suddenly lost their minds. I was dead, but fortunately, Shao Yu said again that he could write a letter to his family at the end of the month, and the college would send someone to send it to each family.

    The college has its own carriages, but they are all ordinary carriages, and the comfort is very general, but after a month of tempering, the teenagers are no longer the coddled look they used to be, and the whole process Lifting the curtains and looking out, seeing something different, I immediately became excited.

    The carriage entered the city and went directly to the most lively and prosperous street in the city. When the teenagers got off the car, they felt that their eyes were not enough. It is not that they have not seen the world. Suzhou is not as prosperous as the capital. , but it is enough to kill most places in the country in seconds, but they stayed in the academy for a month, and they saw the same scene every day. At this time, he hesitated just as he was released from prison. People are lost.

    "The drunk shrimp at the Zhiwei Lou at the end of the street is a must in Beijing. I booked a table there in advance. This is your first time visiting Beijing. I will be the host at noon today, and you will be free to wander for a while. , meet at the T-shaped box of the restaurant at noon, and report my name directly when I get there, so that I can do the best of the landlord's friendship, okay?" Shao Yu said.

    The teenagers naturally said yes, and they also clamored to eat Brother Shao poor.

    Shao Yu said with a smile: "If you can really eat me poor, I respect you as a man."

    "Second brother Shao, stop looking down on people, we have been holding back for a long time, and we are all able to eat!" Gu Jiangliu said.

    Shao Yu said with a smile on his face, "Okay, okay, you can all eat, and you can buy everything on this street, it's best to form a team, don't act alone, Don't run out of this street, or you may not be able to find it back, people see that you have a foreign accent and it is easy to bully you, and if you meet the asking price, it is right to cut in half."

    The teenagers never haggle when they buy things at home. Have they ever heard of this method of haggling, and immediately surrounded Shao Yu and asked, Shao Yu also knew that the merchants on the street of virtue, and took them into a shop selling root carvings next to them.

    There are so many people in the shop owner's room, and his face is very happy, and then he sees that these people are all wearing uniform clothes, and they don't look like the servants of any other family. Which college students are you from?

    Feng Zhifu likes root carvings very much. Feng Yan saw a root carving of a Dapeng spreading his wings in the store and his eyes immediately lit up. Feng Zhifu's name was Feng Yuan, the word Pengcheng. After hearing his name, Feng Yan was a little moved on the spot and asked the price.

    The shopkeeper immediately asked, "The customer seems to be from Suzhou?"

    Feng Yan heard the words and asked, "Boss, you can tell, I'm from Suzhou."

    "It's a coincidence, I'm also from Suzhou." The boss replied in Suzhou dialect.

    Not only Feng Yan, but other teenagers were also happy when they heard the words. It was a very happy thing to meet a fellow in the capital, and they chatted with the boss on the spot.

    Shao Yu didn't stop him either, just looked at the furnishings in the shop, and was slightly taken aback when he saw the yellow-faced statue of Emperor Guan (Guan Yu) on the wall.

    "Xiao Lang, they are all fellow villagers, and I will not pit you. These root carvings are all authentic Taihang Thuja, as the saying goes: Thuja is available all over the country, and Taihang materials are respected. Look, Is the texture more delicate, and the fragrance more mellow? That is, the cypress at the foot of Taihang Mountain has such a quality. Like this one, it is shaped like a Dapeng spreading its wings. It originally sold for one hundred taels of silver, but it is small If you want to buy it, you only need eighty taels."

    The owner of the shop was talking nonstop, Feng Yan could not wait to buy it on the spot. He originally wanted to let Shao Yu bargain, but at first glance, the fellows were a little embarrassed to bargain. .

    "It's all fellow villagers, I won't deceive you, depending on your age, you shouldn't buy it for yourself, but for the elders in the family, buy this back, and the elders will put it in the hall. , and then someone else asked, oh, this was bought by the young man in the family, so the elders in the family have a lot of face."

    This boss has a bright tongue. The teenagers who didn't plan to buy it at first heard the scene and thought about the scene he described, and couldn't help but be fascinated. Now, he has left the haggling behind in a hot brain, and can't wait to pick out a root carving and send it home to give his parents a face.

    When the boss saw the teenagers like this, he felt that the matter was half done, and his eyes narrowed with joy.

    "The boss is from Yuncheng." Shao Yu said suddenly.

    The boss froze and said, "Yuncheng? I'm not from Yuncheng, I'm from Suzhou, but my family moved to Beijing."

    Yuncheng is located in Shanxi, thousands of miles away from Suzhou.

    Shao Yu smiled, not in a hurry to see his defense, and then said: "Guandi is the true god, and he does not lie in front of the true god, the boss must think carefully. Such a loyal god, eyesight You can't afford to lose your virtue, boss, since you enshrine Emperor Guan as the God of Wealth, you should understand that a gentleman loves money in a proper way, and I think you have suffered a backlash from evil forces in recent days."

    Shao Yu paused for a while, looked at the boss's expression, and then said: "It was obviously the boss's fault, but it was the family who suffered more, lost their children, and the boss felt bad about coming. "

      The husband and wife lost the child they had been waiting for for many years.

    In addition to losing her child, his mother woke up yesterday morning with a mouthful of phlegm stuck in her throat. A person who used to be very healthy actually suffered a stroke in bed.

    In addition to Feng Yan, other teenagers saw Shao Yu like this for the first time.

    Feng Yan exclaimed directly: "Second brother Shao, you can tell from the boss's face again? What will happen to this boss in the future, the separation of his wife and family or the loss of his family property?"

    The boss was terrified when he heard this. Feng Yan scattered his wife and ion at every turn, scaring the boss enough.

    The boss did not expect that Shao Yu could see that he was from Yuncheng with just a glance, and he could even see the situation at home clearly, and listening to Feng Yan, it seemed that Shao Yu was a relative Faced with an expert, he immediately felt that he should have met an expert.

    The boss didn't suspect that Shao Yu had inquired beforehand. Shao Yu could inquire about the successive disasters in his family, but he was from Yuncheng, and he never told anyone.

    He offended the dignitaries in his hometown, Yuncheng, and the whole family fled overnight. Zheng came to the capital with some money. He has opened a store on this street for two or three years. He has never contacted Yuncheng. The surrounding store owners also thought that their family was from Suzhou, but few people knew that he was actually Yuncheng. people.

    "Master, you are master, my family is really not peaceful now, my wife just lost a child, my mother is also obsessed with phlegm, I am also old and feel unwell, please also You tell me how to crack it." The boss almost knelt down.

      To lie to them and say it is Taihang Thuja."

    The boss hurriedly said: "Yes, what you said is all, your eyes are too powerful, this is really not Taihang Thuja."

      , but the relationship is very weak. If you insist on doing good deeds, there may be a glimmer of hope. As for your mother, do your best to obey the destiny."

    The boss nodded quickly after hearing this, Shao Yu gave him a little hope by saying this, he hurriedly said to the crowd: "Don't say lies in front of Emperor Guan, I will sell this cliff root carving to you. For the cost price, one can pay twelve taels of silver."

    The cost is twelve taels, and selling it for one hundred taels is a huge profit.

    The teenagers looked at Shao Yu, Shao Yu nodded and said, "If you want to buy it, you have to pay fifteen taels of silver, and you have to make some money for the boss."

    "It's not necessary, thanks to meeting an expert today, otherwise I would have lost my life that day and couldn't find the reason." As the boss spoke, he took out a red seal and handed it to Shao Yu. As a thank you.

    Shao Yu didn't answer, but said: "We meet by chance, I just can't bear the boss's muddy feet, so I remind you, you have given my classmates convenience, how can I still accept the gift of thanks ."

    The boss was even more emotional, he didn't even want the money he got, he really was an expert.

    The teenagers went out of the root carving shop. Except for Shao Yu, almost everyone held a root carving in their arms. Even two supervisors bought them. Shao Yu and Gu Jiangliu asked directly: "Second brother Shao, you can see so much just by looking at your face, even anyone can see it? Then brother Shao, look at me, can you see it? Where is my ancestry?"

    Shao Yu knocked on his forehead and said, "How can there be such a god."

    "Then how did you know he was from Yuncheng?" Gu Jiangliu asked curiously.

    "Most people in Yuncheng believe in Emperor Guan, and all the places around them worship Emperor Guan with a red face, but Yuncheng believes in Emperor Guan with a yellow face. Yuncheng people think that Emperor Guan with a red face is just an incarnation, only the yellow face Emperor Guan is the real body, so I boldly guessed that he was from Yuncheng." Shao Yu explained.

    "Aren't you afraid of guessing wrong?" Gu Jiangliu asked.

    Shao Yu smiled and said, "It can be a big deal if you guess wrong."

    The teenagers were slightly taken aback, but they just said a wrong sentence, there is really nothing to worry about.

    "What about his family?" A teenager asked.

    Shao Yu smiled and said, "This is what I can see from his face, his face is sallow and his eyes are blue, obviously there is something wrong with his body these days, and the children's palace is dim. The side is the newly lost child, the parents palace is dim, obviously the parents are also in trouble."

    "What is the Children's Palace and the Parents' Palace?" Gu Jiangliu asked.

    Shao Yu didn't answer, but instead asked, "Do you want to learn to face each other?"

    "Think!" Not only Gu Jiangliu, but the other teenagers also looked moved.

    Gu Jiangliu pouted and said, "Second brother Shao, you coax me again."

    "Is that person really bad for evil?" Feng Yan asked suddenly.

    Shao Yu looked solemn and said: "Everything has a cause and effect, sow a good cause and reap a good result, in addition to being full of lies, he must have done a lot of wrong things when he was young, if he continues Obsessed with obsession, I can’t say in the future that it will be the end of the family and the family.”

    The teenagers fell silent after hearing this, but they were trying hard to recall whether they had done anything bad in the past.