I’m a Scumbag [Quick Wear]

    Liang Qi is really interested. She simply does the housework now, so she follows Shao Yu's instructions and downloads an app for the end novel, and directly reads Shao Yu's novel. .

    The novel is called "The King of the Poor", which tells the road of the son of the poor, and describes the protagonist's step-by-step process of making a fortune and finally competing for the world. In short, this is a hegemony essay.

    Liang Qi looked at it, there is no problem in choosing words and sentences, and even quite ancient in many places, the description of ancient life is very detailed, as if once in that era, the whole story is fascinating, The author grasps the rhythm very well, not like something written by a novice at all, and the writing is very sophisticated.

    She saw the latest chapter in one breath, and then scrolled down, but it was gone, looked up from her phone, looked at Shao Yu blankly, and asked, "Where is the manuscript?"

    Shao Yu:…

    Looking at his wife who learned to urge her without a teacher, Shao Yu took the mobile phone from her hand with a firm attitude, and said righteously: "You are pregnant, stop playing with your mobile phone."

    Liang Qi was stunned for a moment, but just about to refute, Shao Yu said again: "You watch TV for a while, I will write more."

    Liang Qi heard what he said, afraid that she would affect his codewords, so she didn't dare to urge him to update.

    Shao Yu's typing speed is not slow, 3,000 words an hour, very restrained, stop writing at ten o'clock, and urge his son and daughter-in-law to go to bed.

    Shao Yu got up at six o'clock the next morning, ran two laps in the community, then went to the vegetable market, and when she got home, she saw that someone was already in the house waiting.

    "Son, why do you wake up so early and don't sleep for a while?" Mother Shao said chatteringly, looking at the vegetables and fish in the child's hand, she immediately raised her voice and said : "Why do you want to go grocery shopping, Liang Qi?"

    Shao Yu immediately made a "shush" gesture and said, "Mom, Liang Qi is still sleeping, why didn't you come over and tell me in advance, so I can pick you up."

    He thought in his heart, he had to find a way to get the key back from Mother Shao, otherwise it would not be a problem to make a surprise attack, and looked at the things that Mother Shao brought, a water It's all the original body's favorite food, and it seems that he didn't even remember that he had a pregnant daughter-in-law.

    Mother Shao didn't expect Shao Yu to pick her up at all, but when her son said so, his heart was overjoyed, and he thought of his daughter-in-law who had not woken up, and immediately whispered, "Did Liang Qi bully you? Well, otherwise, why did you go out to buy food and she slept late at home?"

    "No, I wanted to go out for a walk, and I bought the food. Did you eat it, Mom? What do you want to eat?" Shao Yu took the food into the kitchen and even started processed.

    Probably all the mothers-in-law have the same thoughts in the world, they are afraid that their daughter-in-law will suffer the hardships they have never experienced, and they are even more afraid that their daughter-in-law will enjoy the blessings that they have never experienced. On the one hand, I wanted to **** son's craftsmanship, but on the other hand, I felt sour in my heart, and immediately said: "There is no reason for a man to cook, even if it is not up to you to buy vegetables, your father never cooks these things at home. You are the only child of our old Shao family, there is a lot of oily smoke in the kitchen, what should you do if you get hurt?"

    Shao Yu's forehead twitched, and it was because of the Shao family's old couple that they coddled their original body into that kind of virtue. .

    "What's the matter? Dad won't cook for you. I'll cook it for you. I want to cook it for mom." Shao Yu said.

    Mother Shao smiled immediately, but she still felt distressed that her precious son was going to cook, and immediately said: "Wherever you need to do it, I will do it."

    Mother Shao’s cooking skills are good, but Shao Yu definitely can’t let her cook, so she is very firm, Mother Shao can’t beat him after all, and finally said sourly: “It’s also Liang Qi’s good luck, Otherwise, someone's daughter-in-law will lie down and sleep, waiting for her mother-in-law and husband to cook for her, it's really a princess life."

    "Mom, Liang Qi can enjoy the happiness when she is pregnant. After she gives birth, she will still do this." Shao Yu soothed, thinking about this paragraph first. Time has passed, and when the child is born, perhaps Shao's mother will be used to Shao Yu's housework by then.

    Liang Qi also got up at this point. Listening to the movement in the kitchen, she came out and saw Shao's mother still stunned. She called out "Mom" softly, and Shao's mother immediately responded enthusiastically. She didn't have the sour look she had before, and the speed at which she changed her face made Shao Yu stunned.

    "Qiqi, you are still pregnant, why don't you sleep for a while, I just saw that Xiaoyu is very skilled at frying eggs, and it seems that he has practiced a lot these days, he used to be even eggs Someone who doesn't know how to fight." Mother Shao said with a smile.

    Liang Qi didn't think anything was wrong, she said with a smile, "Yesterday, Shao Yu cooked it too. Mom, since you are here, you must try it. It tastes very good."

    Mother Shao still had a smile on her face, but her heart sank to the bottom. His daughter-in-law, Shao's mother couldn't be happy at all.

    "Husband, do you have any potatoes? Fry a potato pancake, I remember that Mom likes to eat this." Liang Qi said to the kitchen.

    Shao Yu responded immediately.

    Mother Shao instructed Liang Qi to get her son. She thought about being patient, but now she couldn't help it, and finally said yin and yang strangely: "You can still order food, Liang Qi, you really have a husband and wife. Now, when my son is at home, he never touches these things, and he married a daughter-in-law and forgets his mother, so he still listens to you more."

    Liang Qi felt a little weird in her heart, but she has always been soft, so she didn't think deeply.

    "Mom, sit down for a while, I'll call Junyi to get up." Liang Qi said.

    Mother Shao said immediately: "It's only seven o'clock, why do you have to get up, the child's family needs to grow up, let him sleep for a while, don't shout."

    Liang Qi gave her a slight pause. Mother Shao treated her very well in the past, and she said countless times that she would help her with the child, but she refused all of them. In this case, Shao's mother is so obsessed with her children that good people will be abolished.

     "It's alright, it's 7:50 now, and it's almost 8:00. He usually wakes up at this point by himself. This child can't stay in bed." Liang Qi said.

    Mother Shao stopped her and said, "Don't quarrel with him, I'll go see my good grandson first."

    Mother Shao went directly into the master bedroom, and as soon as she entered, she saw Shao Junyi sitting on the bed with his black eyes open, trying very hard to dress himself.

    "My good grandson, why do you still dress yourself? Your mother is too lazy. If you don't dress your good grandson, you should be beaten." Shao's mother began to help the child dress as she spoke.

    Shao Junyi looked straight at her, with rejection written all over her face, and said, "Grandma, I wear it myself."

    "For such an older person, you have to wear your own clothes. This is a bad habit taught by someone. You are only three years old, so you should ask your mother to help you wear it. Your mother is really bad. Put on your own clothes." Shao's mother didn't care about Shao Junyi's resistance at all, and directly helped the child put on the clothes, and while wearing them, she muttered, "What kind of clothes are these, the materials are ordinary, the colors are not good, and I really won't buy them." class words.

    Shao Junyi's face was heavy, she was carried all the way from the bed to the living room by Shao's mother, and said with a smile, "Oh, my good grandson is a lot heavier."

    "Mom, put him down, he walks steadily, and you are very tired." Liang Qi said quickly.

    Mother Shao was unhappy for a moment. She didn't feel that her daughter-in-law was afraid of being tired, but that her daughter-in-law was preventing her from getting close to her grandson.

    Liang Qi wanted to take Shao Junyi to brush her teeth and wash her face, but Shao’s mother didn’t let her go, and even helped her grandson brush her teeth and wash her face herself, Liang Qi’s face was full of helplessness, although she knew that her mother-in-law was really in pain Child, but she always finds it inappropriate to spoil someone like this.

    "My little grandson." Shao's mother leaned into Shao Junyi's white and tender face and wanted to kiss.

    Shao Junyi stretched out his fat hand to block her, and said softly, "Grandma, I want to brush my teeth."

    Mother Shao didn't care about being rejected, and immediately took Liang Qi's toothbrush squeezed with toothpaste and wanted to help her grandson brush his teeth.

    "I want to brush it myself." Shao Junyi said.

    Mother Shao said with a smile: "Then you are such an old child that parents help to brush, how can you brush yourself."

    Shao Junyi puffed up a bun face, and did not open his mouth at all to the toothbrush handed by his mother.

    "Mom, just let him brush, he can do it himself." Liang Qi advised.

    Mother Shao’s face seemed to have endured for a long time and finally couldn’t bear it anymore, and said unhappily: “What does such a small child know, a child’s teeth are so important, can he be cleaned by himself? How on earth are you a mother, Xiaoyu does the cooking, and now my son doesn't wait for him to brush his teeth and wash his face, you are really a princess life."

    Liang Qi's face was stunned, she never thought that one day Shao's mother would speak to her like this, the Shao family's in-laws were always polite to her, and never said such heavy words in person , I was so scared that tears were about to fall.

    "Mom, what are you talking about." Shao Yu immediately ran out of the kitchen to put out the fire, turned to Shao Junyi and said, "We Junyi are amazing, Junyi brushes his teeth by himself. Clean and fast, right?"

    Although Shao Junyi didn't want to care about Shao Yu, he felt more distressed for his mother, nodded and said, "The kindergarten teacher said that good children are those who can brush their own teeth."

    Such a mess. Instead, Mother Shao became the most embarrassing one. Shao Yu pulled the person aside and said, "Mom, what are you talking about, the kindergarten teacher said that Jun Yi's age is the time to build up his self-confidence. He's good-looking and smart, and it's amazing to brush his teeth and wash his face by himself. If you beat him like this, you think he can't do anything. If he is beaten to the point of inferiority, if his character is formed, won't it be ruined for the rest of his life?"

    Shao Yu did not mention the conflict between Shao's mother and Liang Qi, but started from the kindergarten. Shao's mother looked a little better, but still said: "I don't live with you, how do you know the kindergarten? If you have anything to say, you can't say it earlier, but you have to wait until the trouble starts. Don't let me take care of the children, and don't let me live with you. Liang Qi just doesn't like me. She is a college student, so she doesn't like me coming out of the countryside. of."

    Speaking, Mother Shao started to cry.

    Shao Yu has a big head, and he can't say that Liang Qi's fault is not because of Shao's mother crying, and finally he can only say: "Don't you know that Liang Qi, how does she treat you? Look at your clothes, skirt, and shoes. Didn't Liang Qi buy them all? If she looked down on you, why would she buy them for you? Our house is so small that we can't miss it when we turn around. That room is small and airtight, why are you staying here, how tired you are with children, aren't we afraid that you are tired, how could she despise you?"

    "The clothes were delivered brand new, and the packaging was not even opened. If you say that, it will be boring." Shao Yu said.

    Mother Shao was short-handed and stopped talking immediately.

    After Shao Yu coaxed Mother Shao, she went to coax Liang Qi again.

    "My mother, who has no intentions, don't take it to heart, she has such a problem, she likes to spoil children, like I am used to it by her? You worry more, if you still I'm not happy, this mother's debt is repaid, you bully me more." Shao Yu said shamelessly.

    Liang Qi had wiped away her tears at this time, her eyes were still red, she seemed to be squeamish during pregnancy, and then she did something she had never done before, pinching Shao Yu hard .

    Liang Qi hadn't eaten in the morning, so she couldn't get anything out with that little effort, but Shao Yu still pretended to be in pain and whispered, "Tear, it really hurts ."

    Liang Qi laughed and said, "Tell you and your mother to bully me."

    Shao Yu also laughed and said: "The princess, do you want to go to dinner, I went out in the morning and saw the wonton shop opened, I bought some wontons and came back to cook them, all you like. food."

    Perhaps because she vented, Liang Qi felt a lot more at ease, got up and sat down at the dining table.

      Fragrant grandson, can't wait to go home immediately.

    Shao Yu told Liang Qi two words, and she was going to send Shao mother back. Shao mother wanted to say no, but Shao Yu said that she would go back to see Shao father, and Shao mother stopped talking.

    The Shao family went to the city to work in the early years. Shao's father was hardworking and capable. He worked in the barber shop but succeeded in stealing his skills. Later, he opened a barber shop by himself. After saving money, Shao My father bought a house in the city, so he became a city man. The highlight of Shao's life was that he felt that he had changed his identity with his family.

    Only in the second half of his life, because he loved Shao Yu too much, the house was sold and the barber shop disappeared.

    "What, you said that the second child will have the surname of Liang's family?" Not surprisingly, Father Shao jumped up immediately upon receiving the news.

    Mother Shao originally thought that Shao Yu really missed her old father, but only now did she realize that she was talking about this, and she immediately shook her head like a rattle like Shao's father: "No, no , how can the children of our Shao family follow the surname Liang."

    Mother Shao also has her own thoughts. She has only given birth to a son, but she actually wants a daughter in her heart. The younger sister can help Shao Yu. She has a son and a daughter in a relative's family. The older sister worked for three years and helped her younger brother get a down payment for his new house.

    So Shao's mother has her own ideas about the second child, if it is a boy, it is better, if it is a girl, she can help Shao Junyi in the future. If the grandson of the old Shao family, if the girl's surname is Liang, wouldn't he want to rob Shao Junyi of the Liang family's property in the future?

    Therefore, in the thoughts of the Shao family, the property of both the Shao family and the Liang family can only be inherited by the pro-grandson of his Shao family in the future, so this child cannot follow Liang no matter what. family name.

    "What's wrong, isn't it just a surname? I eat Liang Qi, live in Liang Qi, all know that I am a little white face raised in Liang's family, this child does not share Liang Qi's surname, What if Liang Qi doesn't support me!"

    Shao Yu's soft remarks calmed Shao's mother.

    Father Shao quickly turned around and said confidently: "You married her, and her money is your money! Her house is your house!"

    Shao Yu said angrily when he heard the words: "What era is this, you can still divorce after getting married, look at the little Ding next door, isn't it because of domestic violence, his wife divorced him? ? Now I'm begging Liang Qi, you guys are really in a hurry, I don't have a job, and I'm divorced again, even the boss thinks I can't compete with Liang Qi, and the chickens will fly and the eggs will be beaten, and the children will all follow the Liang family name."

     "She dares, that is the grandson of my Shao family, and has a fart relationship with her Liang family!" Shao's father said angrily.

      Give it to her." Shao Yu said.

    Father Shao didn't care at all, and said, "What's wrong with her being a teacher? It's a big deal to go to school to make trouble. Then we'll see if she still has the face to work."

    "You've ruined her job. Who will raise the child, who will raise me? How much money do we have?" Shao Yu asked.

    Father Shao didn't speak for a while, still with a blank face, and said, "A child can't have her surname anyway."

    "What age is this, and the child can't have the surname of his daughter-in-law? My husband is happy because of this, and he plans to find a way for me to work in the government." Shao Yu said lightly .

    Father Shao's eyes immediately lit up, the government works, it is an iron job, Father Shao himself has no pension, so he is particularly envious of those retired old men in the system, who do nothing every day. He can receive four or five thousand pensions a month, which is more than he earns by shaving his head in that small barber shop every day.

    "The one on the left doesn't want to, and the one on the right wants to make trouble. I'm afraid that my old husband will also get cold and won't help me." Shao Yu made up for the knife again.

    When Shao Yu and Liang Qi first got married, the Shao family wanted to help the Liang family to help Shao Yu get a light job, but at that time Shao Yu played games every day and didn't want to go to work at all , when it comes to work, he is the one who is most opposed to it, so the rioting and going to work didn't work.

    Now that Shao Yu finally figured it out and agreed to go to work, it's still a good job in the system, and the Shao family immediately started thinking about it.

    It's just that the old couple, who wanted Shao Yu to have a good job, but also reluctant to have the unborn child, hesitated for a while.

    Shao Yu stood from the perspective of a bystander, and naturally felt that the old couple was greedy, but they did everything possible to calculate others, but they were all for the original body, and Shao Yu was the original body. The substitute has no position to condemn the two at all. He feels that it is all about money anyway. As long as he earns enough money, he should be able to satisfy everyone.

    "You guys have been nice to Liang Qi during this time, haven't you done a good job in the past? Be generous, isn't it just a surname? Enter the system and enjoy happiness, don't hold me back, it's a big deal to name this child Liang Shao, so that people will know that this is my Shao family's child." Shao Yu said.

    Father Shao was still entangled in his heart after hearing this, and asked uncertainly, "Is it really possible to do the work? Wasn't Lao Liang a clerk when he retired?"

    "My father-in-law has been in the office for so many years, and he must know a lot of people. People must have this ability. Hey, you can't think about it. How old is the child's surname Liang? Ah, if you don't have the surname Shao, can you still call your grandparents and grandparents? They are all blood relatives, isn't it just a title, so clearly what to do?" Shao Yu said indifferently, trying to minimize the impact of changing the surname.

    Father Shao said again: "Liang Qi is the only daughter of the Liang family, I don't believe it, then Lao Liang can't think of you as a son-in-law better."

    "The son-in-law of the Liang family is not a must for me, why did Liang Qi have a second child, isn't it for the old man to have incense? You say if we don't want to, then the old man will not Make me feel better?" Shao Yu said.

    Father Shao was stunned for a moment. He was an old-fashioned thinker, so he pushed himself to others. He felt that Lao Liang had only one daughter, and he must have wanted someone to inherit the incense like crazy.

    Shao Yu saw that the old couple's attitude was relaxed, and immediately said: "When you see the Liang family when you look back, take the initiative, that is, you took the initiative to ask the child to take the Liang family name, so the old father-in-law is also happy to hear it. , wouldn't you be more willing to help me?"

    "Hey." Father Shao sighed, and finally agreed. After all, compared to the unborn child, the future of his son was more important.

     When Shao Yu returned home, Liang Qi immediately looked at him expectantly and asked, "How is the discussion with your parents?"

    "My mother was a little reluctant, but my father said that we have been married for so long, and it is not easy for you, and my mother-in-law often helps us with children. The first child is my surname, and the second child is with Your surname is as it should be." Shao Yu said that Mother Shao's attitude towards Liang Qi could not be faked this morning, so Shao Yu put everything on Father Shao's head.

    "I can't lie to you, you still don't believe me?" Shao Yu asked rhetorically.

    Shao Yu skillfully opened the stew pot, put the ingredients in, and prepared to cook a pot of kelp and sparerib soup for Liang Qi. The weather was hot, and they angered their mother and son.

    I was delayed at Shao's house in the morning, and in the afternoon, Shao Yu didn't take a nap, turned on the computer, glanced at the backstage of Endpoint Novel.com, and there was still no sign of the contract.

    However, overnight, the collection of novels has soared to 150.

    The unsigned works of Endpoint.com cannot be rewarded, so some local tyrants left a message in the book review area and asked: "Does the author have a penguin group? I can't find a place to reward."