I’m a Scumbag [Quick Wear]

    Shao Yu was stunned for a while. Although he had not yet accepted the plot, he quickly understood the scene in front of him.

    The woman was wearing a tattered shirt, her hair was rolled up, her hair was dry, her eyes were full of red blood, her face was full of sickness, her whole person looked haggard, she neither wanted to live a rich life, nor Like a happy family.

    Shao Yu first stabilized the person, then carefully looked at her face, Yintang turned black, as if a catastrophe was imminent, and her complexion turned yellow, from the doctor's point of view, this person seemed to look Wake up and die soon.

    Shao Yu looked left and right again, he was in a market now, and the clothes of the women could not tell anything, but looking at the clothes of the men, it seemed to be an ancient world again?

    He looked at the people nearby again, and his face seemed to be about to have a **** disaster.

    There are two words in Shao Yu's mind: man-made disaster.

    Shao Yu asked the woman to stretch out his hand, he took the pulse, and then turned over himself, turned out a pair of needles on his body, pierced the woman a few times, and then said: " Come back to me at this time tomorrow, and I'll give you the needles at that time."

    "Daoist priest, what kind of evil did I have? Is it because I bumped into my ancestors when I went to the grave during the Qingming Festival? If that's the case, I won't stick needles anymore. I'll just go to the ancestral hall and kneel for a few days." said the woman.

    Shao Yu sighed, the woman's complexion and pulse were obviously ill, but she felt guilty because she bumped into her ancestors, so she had such an idea. It's not wrong to be backward and ignorant, and Shao Yu has no intention of following She explained in detail that how to resolve the imminent blood-light disaster for everyone at this time is the right way.

    "Ancestors protect their descendants, how can they blame them because they collided? In your current situation, where should you collide with evil energy? Don't worry, I have sealed it for you with acupuncture Once the evil qi is removed, the evil qi will be completely eliminated after three days of acupuncture, and you will be cured by then," Shao Yu said.

    The woman nodded her head again and again, because of the needle, she was much more comfortable at this time, not as difficult as before, and when Shao Yu started to close the stall, she asked regularly: "The Taoist priest , I don't have any money with me..."

    Shao Yu saw that she was not rich, and said directly: "Forget it, the poor Daoist did a good deed that day, but you must remember to come and find me tomorrow."

    The woman nodded.

    Shao Yu closed the stall, directly found an alley and got in, leaned against the wall and closed her eyes and began to accept the plot.

    After watching the plot, Shao Yu couldn't help scolding her mother.

    The original body was an orphan, abandoned at birth, and then taken in by the master of the Xuanmiao Temple in Daqingshan, raised and raised, and even passed the Xuanmiao Temple to the original body after death.

    Originally said to be the new master of Xuanmiao Temple, but in fact he is a smooth commander. These years are turbulent and the incense of Xuanmiao Temple is not very strong. The villagers held on, barely making a living.

    Although the original body is in the Daomen, but the mind is full of the activities of the doggoose camp, and I want to get ahead, the villagers in Wulizhuang were looted by the mountain bandits, and most of them died In this disaster, the original body did not want to take revenge for the villagers who had worshipped incense, but instead took refuge in this group of mountain bandits.

      With the help of the original body, the hilltops and the land grabbing, the mountain bandits who were originally a rabble group have gradually developed and grown, becoming a force that cannot be ignored in the chaotic world.

      The heart of chasing the deer, but still acting in a ruthless style, and should not be slaughtering and looting in the past, so he was not popular with the people, and was finally wiped out by another force that won the popular support. end.

    [Ding! Mission: To become a true Taoist. ]

    Shao Yu was a little surprised when she got this task, but then she realized that the original body had done all the bad things in her life, but when she got old, she remembered the teachings of his former master, So there is remorse in my heart.

    "Master, what's wrong with you?"

    Shao Yu opened his eyes, and opposite him stood an old man with white hair and beard, looking at Shao Yu with a worried expression.

    "Elder Xu." Shao Yu shouted, on the other side's face, Shao Yu still saw the familiar disaster of blood.

    Xu Lao is the father-in-law of Zhang Lichang in Wuli Zhuang, and an old pilgrim of Xuanmiao Temple. He has a good relationship with Shao Yu's master.

    "But you're tired recently?" Xu Lao asked.

    Shao Yu shook his head, and then said, "I made a prediction, and there will be a big disaster in Wuli Village tonight."

    If someone else said this, Mr. Xu would probably only shout "Bah, Bah, Bah", but this is what Shao Yu said. Shao Yu was the only disciple of the former Xuanmiao Temple. The Guanzhu has successfully predicted two earthquakes, and although Shao Yu has not achieved such achievements at present, but after all, he is the person who has inherited the previous Guanzhu's mantle, and Xu Lao has to pay attention to it.

    "I was in the market just now, and I saw a **** disaster on the faces of many people. In addition to man-made disasters, this situation is a natural disaster." Shao Yu paused, and then said: "Xuanmiaoguan has always been affected by The villagers of Wuli Village worshiped me, I am an orphan with unknown parents, if it wasn’t for the help of the villagers, I wouldn’t be able to live to this day, when I saw such a face, I immediately made a hexagram, but the hexagram showed that it was: man-made disaster.”

    Old Xu looked awe-inspiring. Because of the reason of taking the post of Guanzhu, all the people in Wuli Zhuang believed in the arts. It was the first time that Shao Yu opened such a big mouth.

    Shao Yu added: "And recently I heard that the mountain bandits in the neighboring county are rampant. If you want to come to this big disaster on Zhuangzi, it should be the mountain bandits."

    "You come with me." Elder Xu took Shao Yu and ran to his son-in-law's house.

    Zhang Li was sitting at home, and was a little surprised when he saw his father-in-law coming, and when he saw Shao Yu behind him, he was about to say something polite when he saw Shao Yu said directly: "Mountain The bandits are coming tonight."

    "Huh?" Zhang Lichang looked inexplicable.

    Shao Yu was afraid that he would not believe him, so he carefully observed the face of the other party and said, "Zun Madam is more than two months pregnant, and she is very happy to have a child when she is old."

    As soon as these words came out, not only Zhang Lichang was shocked, but even Xu Lao’s face was full of surprise. Although the previous Guanzhu was quite powerful, he was not so wise. His wife is the daughter of Mr. Xu. Mrs. Xu is forty-eight years old this year, so how can she get pregnant again.

    Old Xu had five points of trust in Shao Yu before, but now he has only two points.

    "There is a doctor next door, let him know after a consultation." Shao Yu said.

    Being dubious, the two invited the old doctor who lived next door to come over. After a consultation, everyone was surprised. The old doctor twisted his beard for a long time and came to the conclusion It was the same as what Shao Yu saw.

    Even Xu was surprised. After all, the last time she had a child was ten years ago. Even her grandson was several years old. While embarrassed, there was also a faint joy in my heart.

    Lao Xu and Zhang Lichang were more straightforward. Seeing that their daughter/wife was pregnant, their faces immediately showed joy.

    "Can you trust me now?" Shao Yu asked when several people were immersed in joy.

    "Letter, letter, letter!" Zhang Lichang said immediately.

    It's just that the joy of being old and having a child receded. At this time, Zhang Lichang raised his heart again. After all, the comer was a bandit who had already looted several county towns, and the troops in the county could not resist it. How could a small villager in Wuli Zhuang be able to resist.

    When he thought of the terrifying thieves, Zhang Lichang immediately panicked. At this time, he looked at Shao Yu, as if he had grabbed the last straw, and said, "Daoist, how about I? Or should the boss immediately go to the county to call someone?"

    Shao Yu shook his head and said, "There are not many yamen in the county now. With the virtues of those who ask for help at this time, they will also ignore them."

    "How can this be?" Zhang Lichang was anxious.

    "Inform the men in Zhuangzi, bring all the guys you can bring at home, and gather all the women and children together. Tonight, there will be a tough battle." Shao Yu said.

    "This, this..." Zhang Lichang hesitated for a while, and then said, "Zhuangzili has been recruited a few times as a strong man. Can the people who are left now beat those bandits?"

    "Everyone's heart is in one place, everything can be done, but now it's impossible to run. There are so many people in Zhuangzi, and I don't know where to run. , if it succeeds, it will kill the people." Shao Yu said.

    "Okay, everyone's heart is together, even if you die, you will not be alone on Huangquan Road!"

    Shao Yu brought another stack of talisman paper and said, "I'll draw some talismans and see if I can help."

    "Okay, I'll call someone right now." After Zhang Lichang finished speaking, he hurried out.

    Half an hour later, Shao Yu looked at a room full of people standing in Zhang's yard, and suddenly felt a little sour.

    Years of war and conscription, there are not many young and middle-aged people in Wuli Village, and now standing in the courtyard are mostly gray-haired old men, and occasionally a few young men who have not yet tied their hair. .

     Even if these people are stooped, even if they are not even taller than Shao Yu's shoulders, even if the so-called guy in their hands is just some broken farm tools, but everyone's face is written Full of determination.

    "Master, what should I do next?" Zhang Lichang asked.

    Shao Yu glanced out and said, "Everyone is organized into five teams, and every ten people is a team..."

    Shao Yu gave orders in an orderly manner, Zhang Lichang had already told the story of Shao Yu and his predecessor in the process of calling people, so everyone did not question or refute, no matter Shao Do whatever Yu said.

    It was getting dark little by little, and Shao Yu's expression became more and more solemn.

    In this era, oil lamps are a luxury for ordinary people, so it is very common for the whole Zhuangzi to not light the lamps after dark.

    And Shao Yu didn't think that just not lighting the lights could fool the robbers.

    Wulizhuang’s folk customs are simple and honest, although Shao Yu saw that the villagers were all shabby, but in the eyes of outsiders, Wulizhuang, who can eat enough and have clothes to wear, is already a well-known wealthy village. .

    The night was getting darker, and the room of Zhang Li's elder family was full of women and children in the dark.

    "Grandma, I'm afraid..." a child whispered.

    "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Grandpa is protecting Xiaobao outside." The child's grandmother whispered that all three of her sons were recruited, and now only the old, weak and sick are left at home.

    Shao Yu and three groups of people ambushed in the woods outside Zhuangzi. At this time, everyone dared not move.

      The people stayed in the village for protection, lest the bandits would not enter the village through this road.

    In the dark night, all sounds were clearly amplified, the sound of horse hooves in the distance, getting closer, and even the ground was faintly shaking.

    When they were about to approach the grove, the bandits’ hooves suddenly stopped.

    Shao Yu froze in her heart, thinking that the other party discovered the arrangement in Zhuangzi, but then he heard the heroic and uninhibited laughter of a man from outside the woods in the dark night.

    "Brothers, there is Wuli Village in front! I heard that the food here is rich and the women are beautiful. Let's enjoy it today!"

    The men around Shao Yu were all red-eyed, but Shao Yu had previously told them that no matter what happened, they must keep their breath and not make any noise to avoid exposure.

     "Listen to the big brother, follow the big brother, there is meat to eat!" Youshan bandit responded and said.

    Unlike other people lying on the ground, Shao Yu was standing on the branch of a big tree at this time, even if the night was gloomy, he could already see the faint outline of things, according to his estimation, There were about twenty or thirty robbers who came, and almost everyone knew a little bit of kung fu, which made it difficult to deal with.

    "Come on, I can't wait!" Another robber said.

    Then the leader gave an order, and all the robbers drove their horses into the grove. The grove had long been empty because of Zhuangmin's walking all year round. The people who entered the village and stepped on the spot before took the robbers along the same path.

      They fell under control, and then a burst of flying sand flew towards them. Occasionally, the flying sand got into the eyes, and immediately turned around like a headless fly.

    The Zhuangmins who were organized into a team, lying on the ground with ropes in their hands, heard the first bird call from Shao Yu, and Zhuangmin who was closest to Zhuangzi pulled the ropes and took the lead. The robber stumbled, and then the other villagers also pulled the rope. The rope that was loose on the road was pulled at the same time by the villagers who were ambushed on both sides, and it immediately became an excellent weapon.

    "Who! Rat, come out!" said the robber boss. He first tripped over his horse by the rope, but he quickly stabilized his body, and then unfortunately was caught by flying sand. Eyes, but he was still calm at this time, and he still had the strength to shout.

    Shao Yu didn't speak, just flicked the whisk, jumped down from the tree, stepped on the robber's face, and stepped on a circle among several people.

      What's the big deal!"

    This robber boss really has a bit of a leadership temperament, which is why this person, under the instigation of his original body, is able to compete in the world.

    However, his journey was destined to end here, Shao Yu directly slapped the robber boss in the face with a blow, and the boss, who was still motivating his younger brother, was directly whisked away The strength was drawn back two steps.

    The boss of the robber touched his face, and actually touched a hand of blood. He was shocked and knew that he had encountered a hard stubble this time.

      The boss shouted, and Shao Yu silently praised in his heart that this person is really able to bend and stretch.

    The only response to him was the rustling wind and the screams of his brothers in the dark.

    "Ah, sand!" someone shouted.

    "Stones!" Someone's head was smashed by a small stone.

    More than 20 thieves and bandits, who were originally strong and strong by themselves, were first turned over by the ropes, and then embarrassed by the sand and stones thrown by the villagers, and Shao Yu shuttled among them to repair the knife , a group of people miserable.

    Shao Yu secretly hates that there is no magic weapon in his hand, only one blow to break the dust, it is not too painful to hit people, and the kitchen knives in Zhuangmin's house are all dull and rusted, even if they have to be sharpened It takes more than half a day to get sharp, so Shao Yu can only hit people with a whisk.

    The weapons of the villagers are not much better. Although it hurts to hit people with these cumbersome agricultural tools, because the villagers are old and frail, even if they beat the robbers on the head, It is estimated that it will take several beatings to kill people.

    The robbers were running around in the chaotic dark forest. In the end, the night passed, Shao Yu used all his strength to capture five people, two robbers were trampled to death in the chaos, and the rest of the robbers He was also heavily injured, but because Shao Yu's helpers were all old, weak, sick and disabled, most of the robbers escaped.

      Cheering together immediately.

    Shao Yu sighed, and the robbers were not killed by the snake. Now the robbers have not been wiped out. I am afraid that they will make a comeback for the sake of their companions. After paying such a heavy price, if they waited for someone to come back, what should they do to resist.

    The group returned to Zhuangzi, beat the robbers away, everyone cheered, even Zhang Lichang wanted to take the five captured robbers to the county magistrate at this time Worked.

    "Zhang Lichang, let me bring these people back to Guanli." But Shao Yu stopped Zhang Lichang's request for merit.

    "Master, what do you need these people for?" Zhang Lichang asked in surprise.

    Shao Yu flicked the bald whisk, glanced at a few people, sneered, and said, "Such a sinful person should be a medicine slave."

    The five also knew at this time that the organizer of last night's action was Shao Yu, and they thought of the whisk that was pulling people in pain from time to time in the dark, and they were so frightened that they trembled and stepped back. two steps.

    Zhang Lichang's face showed a little embarrassment.

    Shao Yu immediately said: "Even if you send people to the county government at this time, I am afraid that the county government will not dare to accept it, why don't you leave it with me, if the county government dares to accept it, you will come back when the time comes. Just ask me for someone."

    Zhang Lichang was very convinced of Shao Yu at this time. After listening to what he said about the dual law, he was no longer tangled. The generous Ren Shaoyu brought people back to Daqingshan.

    "Master, there is nothing good at home, only these few eggs..." Suddenly an old lady came over with a vegetable basket.

    Soon, another person came over with something, or a live chicken, or a few handfuls of green vegetables. These villagers were all looking at Shao Yu eagerly.

    "Although Pindao is a cultivator, he is also a member of Wuli Zhuang, so it doesn't have to be." Fan.

    There is not even a wall outside Wuli Village. The robber was injured last night. I am afraid that he will have to rest for a while. The foreign enemies on the side can also deal with it.

      pay. Do your best to make sure that the courtyard wall is erected in the shortest possible time.

    Shao Yu declined the kindness sent by the villagers, and took five robbers tied into a string of zongzi back to Daqingshan alone.

    Xuanmiao Temple is located in the middle of Daqing Mountain. Shao Yu took a bunch of zongzi and walked up a sheep intestine path for about half an hour. When he saw a Taoist temple with a dilapidated appearance, he stopped. down.

    "Master is back!" A girl wearing a Taoist robe with a pink silk flower on her head ran out jumping, her eyes filled with the most genuine admiration.

    Seeing this girl, Shao Yu once again sighed that the original body was really a sin.

    The girl's name is Huaying, and yesterday was her fifteenth birthday. The original body went to the bottom of the mountain yesterday morning to buy things in addition to setting up a stall for fortune-telling.

    The original body is in the Taoist sect, but the heart is nostalgic for the red dust, the years in the mountains are bitter and lonely, the original body learned from the master and adopted an orphan, but in the long years of raising children, the original body avoided this hand The little girl who was raised had a different mind.

    In the original body and mind, there is still some kind of benevolence and morality, but this kind of benevolence and morality, as the little girl goes down day by day, is better than the day, even far more than the original body's limited life. For any woman who has ever lived, the thoughts that the original body has suppressed can no longer be held back.

    At this time, in the back basket behind Shao Yu, there was still a red happy handkerchief. The original one was poor and could not afford the wedding dress, so he had to buy a side of the happy handkerchief instead. In the original plan, Last night was the night of the couple's bridal chamber.