I'm a Super Cop

Standing outside the door, Gu Chen was almost amused by the words of the little boy inside.

You know, childish words, but the little boy said these words, in the eyes of adults, there is no problem.

Looking down at his watch, Gu Chen, who wants to solve the problem earlier, still knocks on the door.

"Who is it?" A woman's voice came from the room.

"We are the police." Gu Chen stood at the door and said faintly.

Before long, a woman with short hair in her pajamas gently opened the door.

When I saw three uniformed policemen standing in front of me, my heart was also cluttered.

"Please Excuse me, what are you doing here? " The woman obviously knows why.

Looking at a teenage boy in front of him, Gu Chen couldn't help laughing and said, "we received the call from your son that you want to kill him."

"This son of a bitch." As soon as the woman listened, her face became stiff.

Three policemen are standing outside the door.

In line with the idea that domestic ugliness should not be publicized, the middle-aged woman still gave up a body position and said: "police comrade, you come in, come in and say."

Everyone looked at each other and nodded silently. After entering the room, Gu Chen took the door of the living room.

"What are you doing?" Officer Wang was not surprised. He went to the boy and sat down on the sofa.

"I was beaten by my mother. I was 12 years old." The little boy looks cute and tells his information to officer Wang directly.

"Well? What's going on? " Officer Wang asked him with a smile.

At this moment, the little boy's mother also just walked to one side, but did not approach, but stood in the corner to see the police deal with.

The little boy pointed to his mother and said, "she asked me to correct my homework. I did. She asked me to do another thing. I said that when I finished my homework, what would she say about you? She came and hit me

Said here, the little boy seems to be aggrieved.

The cute appearance almost amused Lu Weiwei.

Gu Chen didn't say anything, but tried to suppress his smile.

It seems more appropriate to leave the situation to officer Wang, who has received such calls more than once.

Officer Wang pretended to keep up with the boy's thoughts, and then asked, "where did you call?"

The little boy shook his head: "no injury, but if you do, call the police again, then..."

"It's late, isn't it?" Officer Wang answered immediately.

"Yes." The little boy was innocent, and nodded his head directly: "that would be my tragedy."

"Yes, you are very clever." Officer Wang touched his head with a smile, and asked in a funny tone, "what did she use to hit you?"

"She That's what she did In order to accurately restore the scene of being hit at that time, the little boy had a way of learning. He rolled his book into a paper tube and demonstrated to officer Wang, "this is what she took to fight."

"Oh, so fierce? Your mother is good enough Officer Wang couldn't help expressing sympathy.

The little boy saw that officer Wang seemed to be standing on his side, so he said with confidence: "she also said some hurtful words."

"What did you say?" Asked officer Wang.

"She She said, "I won't support you in the future. Let me live and die on my own."

"Ha ha ha." Lu Weiwei didn't hold back any more, she just laughed.

Seeing the little boy looking at himself, Lu Weiwei quickly explained to herself, "we police are professional, and generally won't laugh, unless we can't help it."

The little boy's mother is also blushing at the moment, thick neck, feeling that the ugly family really spread out this time, the little boy this is in rummage?

But the little boy seemed to be right, and said directly: "I know, the law has provisions, under the age of 18, you have to raise the birth."

"Hum." Officer Wang tried to suppress a smile and directly patted the boy on the shoulder: "you are right. Your mother gave birth to you, but it has to be raised to 18 years old. Yes, it must be finished."

"Poof." Lu Weiwei quickly adjusted the state, and then with the tone of speaking for the little boy, she said to the little boy's mother: "this lady, in the future, we should communicate with our children well, and we should not do anything if we do. After all, the children have grown up."

"Yes, yes, yes, the police Comrade said so." Middle aged women are also very cooperative.

The tacit understanding between adults, often in that a look, a movement.

Everyone seems to be playing with the little boy, and the little boy is the protagonist in the story.

Seeing that everyone was talking for himself, the little boy immediately said, "then you will still beat me?"

"You child, if you don't listen to me, how can you say that I beat you?"

"You just hit me, like this." Said here, the little boy rolled the exercise book into a paper tube, and then pounded at his arm: "that's how you hit me just now."

"Good, good." The woman was speechless. She waved her hand and said, "next time, I'll talk to you. Can you speak well? Don't do it. ""That's about it." The little boy seemed to have found the light of victory.

With the police standing beside him, he felt his self-confidence burst out. He said directly, "you still gave me birth. You have to raise me every 18 years old. You can't let me live and die on my own."

"Well, well, I'll take care of you. Can't you finish raising you?" The women were almost knocked out by the little boy.

Gu Chen also can see, this time, the little boy pulled back a game.

Seeing that the contradiction had been solved, Gu Chen sighed a long time and went to the little boy and asked, "that's it. Do you think it's ok?"

The little boy looks at Gu Chen and nods silently.

"Are you satisfied with what we've dealt with?" Gu Chen asked again.

The little boy continued to nod: "as long as my mother doesn't hit me, I'll be satisfied. I'm afraid she'll settle accounts after autumn. She'll hit me again as soon as you leave."

"Ha ha, are you too cute?" Lu Weiwei was also defeated by the boy's innocence and said to the middle-aged woman, "this lady, you also heard that."

"Heard, heard, is the child's homework done in a mess, say a few words, you can rest assured, I will not hit him."

Lu Weiwei turned to look at the little boy: "is that satisfied now?"

"Well, satisfied." The little boy was ambivalent, but nodded to show satisfaction.

"All right." Gu Chen pulled at his collar, and then he said, "family harmony is better. Communicate with children more. You don't need to beat him. I think he's very smart."

"It's very smart, but sometimes it's too clever to control. But the police Comrade can rest assured that I won't beat him. He's right."

Middle aged women also seem to be reasonable, and there is no unreasonable appearance.

Gu Chen simply nodded, shook hands with the woman and took everyone back to the police car.

"Hoo." Officer Wang leaned back on his seat, and then he took a long breath: "the children are really wonderful now. They know the national law, but they don't understand the family rules."

"Yes, today's children are really Oh, it's going to heaven. " Lu Weiwei took out the kebab and ate it again. She couldn't help joking: "especially the last sentence, I really laughed. What's under 18 years old, you have to raise it. Ha ha, I feel that children's logic is very clear. Now parents really need to pay attention to the way of education."

Officer Wang drew several kebabs from Lu Weiwei's paper bag and put them to his mouth. He muttered, "don't talk about this little boy. My daughter Xiaobei is also a headache sometimes. Especially for my police profession, I really need to set an example. Sometimes, education is quite contradictory."

"Elder martial brother Wang is also worried about Xiaobei's education?" Gu Chen started the car and drove directly to the main road.

Officer Wang nodded silently: "it's not the first time you've seen Xiaobei in my family. What role will she play?"

"It's not just yesterday. I sent Xiaobei to school. The head teacher of Xiaobei said to me earnestly that your children are very clever, but they just refuse to use them in learning."

"Ha ha, it seems that teachers now say that?" Lu Weiwei feels that this word is familiar.

Officer Wang glanced at Lu Weiwei, but also helplessly said: "almost, anyway, I was embarrassed to say to the teacher at that time, I said sorry, teacher, it is estimated that she may have inherited this aspect."

"After all, when I was a child, my head teacher told my father the same thing, so I don't know whether it's heredity or whether teachers all over the world have such a mantra."

"Ha ha, do you really say that?" Lu Weiwei feels that Xiaobei's personality is more or less in accordance with police officer Wang.

Officer Wang said with a smile, "is that still fake? When I think back to my school days, my teacher often said those words. I wonder if you, Lu Weiwei, feel the same way? "

"What?" Asked Lu Weiwei.

"Just For example, when the class is over, the bell rings, but the teacher has not finished the problem on the blackboard. "

Police officer Wang took the opportunity to take out a few kebabs from Lu Weiwei's hand and said, "as we all know, the recess activities will be in vain again. Sure enough, the teacher came to the question, and the class would be over after the lecture."

"But I didn't realize that the teacher for the next class was waiting outside the door after a question was finished."

"This seems to be the same for us. At the beginning, our teacher also taught in this way." Through the rearview mirror, Gu Chen glances at officer Wang in the back row.

I feel that all teachers are the same.

Police officer Wang said with a smile: "what's more, when you don't pay attention and you're holding a book for a while, the teacher will shout," why do you read? "? I've written it all on the blackboard, and I'm still reading? "

"Well, look at the blackboard, but when staring at the blackboard in a daze, the teacher yelled," why do you look at the blackboard? Look at me. "

"At that time, I looked at the teacher with my eyes, but my brain was already wandering in the sky. Who knows, the teacher is shouting again. Why do you look at me? I have words on my face? Reading. "

Spread out his hands, Wang police officer is also helpless way: "in this way, a semester down, I Leng is not sure where to look in class.""Then why don't you say PE teacher?" Gu Chen followed the established patrol route and drove directly to the business district.

"PE teacher?" Officer Wang seemed to be reminded, and suddenly burst out a smile: "physical education teacher, let alone, there is no sense of existence."

"Finally, I looked forward to my favorite PE class. As a result, the head teacher came and said," the PE teacher has something to do. I'll take this class. "

"From childhood to adulthood, I have always been unable to understand a question, why are physical education teachers always so busy, while other teachers have never been busy?"

"What else is the most noisy building in our class? It is undeniable that sometimes our noise is a little louder, but why is the whole building the loudest in our class? In fact, the other classes have already finished school

"Lao Wang, I can't see. Do you have a big opinion about the teacher?" Lu Weiwei rolled the kebab, but also spit fragrance: "no wonder your Xiaobei teacher said so to you, you also teased people."

"It was." Officer Wang finished eating the kebab in his hand, and suddenly played Lu Weiwei's attention to the kebab.

But this time he was beaten, and then he shrunk back and said with a light smile: "in fact, what are you, the worst student I have ever taught? If you don't get good grades, you always make the teacher angry. The teacher will say that you are the worst student I have ever taught. This sentence is still used by Xiaobei's teacher."

"Feel it, now the teachers are not innovative? With the development of the times, they can't teach the next generation with the same set of spoken language that the teacher taught them at the beginning? "

"So whenever the teacher said this sentence, I feel very bad in my heart, especially in front of my Xiaobei, I feel strange to say these things to me."

After a pause, officer Wang said, "but later, I was relieved to hear that the teachers always said that they were the worst students they had ever taught."

"Sometimes these teachers really need to reflect. Since every student you teach is the worst, then Should you look for the reason from yourself? "

"Elder martial brother Wang, you can't see. You have a lot of problems with the teacher?" Gu Chen, who was driving, was also amused by police officer Wang's unreasonable reasoning.

Before you know it, the car is going into the business district.

Lu Weiwei laughs at Zizi and says, "brother Gu, you didn't know Lao Wang for the first time. Is he unreasonable enough?"

"Last time people were talking about the value of survival because I had snacks in my hand. Guess what happened to him?"

"What's the matter?" Gu Chen felt that he was not present at that time, so he humbly asked Lu Weiwei for advice.

Lu Weiwei sighed: "it's not a saying that Is it too heavy to die in Taishan

"Yes." Gu Chen nods in silence.

"It's not good to die of starvation

"Isn't it?" See Lu Weiwei refute oneself, officer Wang is also directly opposed to go back: "now it seems that everything is inseparable from eating, everything is described with eating?"

Looking at the kebab in Lu Weiwei's hand, officer Wang couldn't help pursing his mouth: "just For example, work is called rice bowl, dismissal is called dismissal, jealousy is called jealousy, and taking advantage of the advantage is called tofu. Is that right? "

"It makes sense." Gu Chen nodded silently, feeling that Comrade Wang had grasped the essence of food.

"Right?" Officer Wang found the identity, but also said with a smile: "even if you don't look good, it's called eating lotus root, which means ugly."

"And you don't have love, maybe not."

"There is another way to say that?" Gu Chen seems to have some interest in the essence of Wang's theory.

Officer Wang glanced at Gu Chen and immediately waved his hand and said, "but this has nothing to do with you Gu Chen. It's mainly useful for he Junchao's type. I don't believe that he Junchao doesn't take a meal. Let me have a look at him when he falls in love."

"Poof!" Lu Weiwei also couldn't laugh, and quickly said with the cavity: "brother Gu, this is really not in the scope of your old Wang said, but he Junchao is really this type."

"You don't know. He Junchao has inherited the essence of your stingy old Wang. He really licks the lid when he drinks yogurt, licks the bag with spicy strips, and sucks his fingernails with beef jerky. His waistline is getting wider and wider, and he still has to smack his mouth after eating."

Gu Chen was stunned and nodded silently: "feeling It's quite rhymed. "

"That's it." Lu Weiwei nodded silently, but turned her head and found a dark lane intersection. A woman in red with a shawl was waving her arms to the police car at the moment.

"I'll go. I'll have a ghost at night?" Lu Weiwei was so scared that her hair stood upright and her eyes were stunned.

According to Lu Weiwei's eye guidance, Gu Chen looks out of the right window.

But as the speed was too fast, he had already driven through the lane just now, so Gu Chen quickly asked, "sister Lu, what did you say just now?"

"I feel like I'm going to hell." Lu Weiwei couldn't help shrinking her neck and said, "I Did I get dizzy just now? At the corner of the lane, there stood a woman in red with dishevelled hair. Moreover, the woman's face was pale and seemed to have bloodstains. ""And And he's holding things in his hands, like It's like a skeleton. "

"Lu Weiwei, do you tell ghost stories in the evening? Why didn't I see it? " Also listen to Lu Weiwei said a surprise, Wang officer quickly to the back of the car, but did not see any movement.

Looking back, officer Wang said again, "Gu Chen, drive your car. Don't listen to Lu Weiwei's nonsense."

"Ah? Why am I talking nonsense? I really saw that when I was talking to you just now, she was still waving to me Lu Weiwei also felt that Comrade Wang had wronged herself, and her tone suddenly became tough.

Police officer Wang said with a smile: "Lu Weiwei, night shift, don't take so frightening people. You can tell ghost stories during the day, what do you want to do at night?"

"I don't want to tell you." Feeling that the conversation with officer Wang is chicken to duck, Lu Weiwei simply turned her head to look at Gu Chen and said seriously, "younger martial brother Gu, I didn't lie. I saw a woman in red just now. It's really terrible."

"The moment I saw her, she waved to me, as if to let me pass."

"So evil?" Gu Chen quickly slowed down the speed and asked weakly, "sister Lu, can you tell me the specific appearance of the woman in red just now?"

"Of course you can." Lu Weiwei turned around, looked ahead, and thought, "she is wearing a red robe with long black hair. Her face is pale, and her eyes and mouth are covered with long bloodstains."

Speaking of this, Lu Weiwei suddenly turned her head and said to Gu Chen earnestly: "the most important thing is that she holds that thing in her hand. It seems that she is really a skeleton."

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