I'm a Walking Disaster With My Unwanted Virginity

I was on the sofa, trying my best to be distracted by the Holo TV. 

Marg and the girl were taking their sweet time inside. Just what were they talking about?

Occasionally, I heard a word or two but not enough to understand anything. They were probably talking to each other about something. 

I was a bit curious but- yeah, I didn't want to be killed so I stayed here. 

I sighed and just looked at the TV. It'd been a while since I last watched one of these. And this one was big, like 100 inches big. 

'Is this really free?'

I had a feeling one day the landlord would show up and demand an extra charge for giving us all this. And wait, how was the Holo TV even a furniture? It wasn't just the TV, there were a lot of other appliances too. 

Wait, the guy did say stuff about the count chipping in on the appliances. 

I guess my future father-in-law's wedding gift didn't just end with the rent. 

Well, the guy did me no wrong, so I didn't have a reason to hold any grudges. I did hate him though, for putting Marg through all the trouble, but for the time being, I tried to control all my feelings. "Maybe I'll thank him the next time I meet him after punching him once or twice for making Marg's life miserable."

"Reports of strange sightings have recently been reported."

Wait, what? Reports were reported? Was the news girl smoking something illegal again?

Lately, journalists were becoming more and more drug addicts. And with the invention of more and more stimulating drugs, things weren't looking that great for the news industry. Of course, this made the newspaper industry thrive. 

I had a theory that large companies were actually giving drugs to the employees of other companies and making them their customers. In the end, money mattered more. 

This girl did seem normal but her eyes were a bit red and she was shaking abnormally. I guess she wasn't normal.

It did catch my attention though. Apparently, people were seeing stuff in the sky at night and some were even being kidnapped. It wasn't anything new though. This was fairly normal. 

People disappeared all the time and there were all sorts of people with powers, so this really wasn't anything weird. The weird part though was this news girl. She looked slightly pale, had bags under her slightly red eyes and she looked like- she just got back from a smoking session. She was pretty well endowed though. 

Oh well. 

I changed the channel. 

***

About half an hour later Marg and the girl came out. 

The bunny girl was in a maid suit- a very tight one. And her chest was literally being compressed. I had a feeling she was wearing Marg's underwear too. 

I had a thing for both bunnies and maids, but seeing this girl didn't even stir a tiny bit of my inner desires. 

Wait, this tightness- was it possible that- Marg was going to wear this- I gulped. My breathing increased a little just thinking that Marg was going to do cosplay for me. I never told her that I liked maids though. She probably saw that magazine under my cover. 

Busted. 

But she never told me anything, so I guess I didn't have anything to worry about it either. 

It still didn't explain why she gave those to the maid though. We could have just bought some clothes for her, or even give her typical clothes. 

Wait, could it be that Marg had a bunny girl costume too? Now my breathing increased extra hard. AH, Marg in a costume….

Marg cleared her throat. "Let's stop fawning over the maid." Her tone was flat. She misunderstood me. "Anyway, this was my clothes from our house, so don't misunderstand. This was made for my eighteenth birthday by mother, so it's a bit bigger than my actual size. She'd probably rip all my other clothes. We should go shopping, I think." Marg wasn't actually sure herself. 

But this wasn't a cosplay? Bummer.

Then again, Marg really was a real maid!

Well, I could always request things from the almighty goddess Margeretta!

"It is okay." The bunny girl chirped in. "I'm comfortable with this. Though the brassier might be a bit too tight." She also squeezed her legs for some reason, slightly embarrassed.

"Deal with it." Marg's tone was even flatter. She was definitely offended. 

The girl just looked at the floor, even more embarrassed. 

Now, I cleared my throat. "Let's go then I guess. We still have plenty-"

"Yes." Marg turned to the girl and the two of us explained stuff. 

For the time being, the girl would use one of the guest rooms of the second floor while we would spend our time in the master bedroom. Actually, the original plan was to move in next month. But now that we didn't have anything move, in the first place. All we had to do was move in and cancel the dorms next month.  Besides, now we had to deal with this girl.

I thought I had to buy a lot of things, but I never thought it was going to be this easy.

The maid though was going to be an issue. 

She'd be a stay-in maid, so her salary was determined to be 30 silvers. Generally, maids had a salary of 70 to 130 silvers so this was on the lower side. I guess it was fine though. 

"I would be fine even if you don't pay me," she said.

Marg rolled her eyes and made sure that the girl understood, we were paying her for her services. We weren't going to use her and then discard her. I highly doubted that though. 

When we asked the girl if she had any relatives she could stay with, she said no. and she actually didn't mind being a maid, apparently. Besides, I had a feeling Marg had a plan for her. But for the time being, she was playing nice. 

My future wife was probably going to carry our family legacy whether I liked it or not. 

Anyway, Marg gave her the new key while I just kept one. I'd be sure to ask the landlord for a few more. 

So, without a doubt, we headed out. 

***

"I guess we'll have to buy some groceries too. Can you cook?"

Marg was in front of me. "I was a maid remember?" She looked back, smiling slightly. 

'NO?'

I tried to control my fantasies. "Would you then cook for me- in- in a nake-" The possibilities were limitless.

"NO." Flat rejection.

She didn't even let me finish. Well, worth a shot.

There weren't many people out and the few that were out weren't anywhere near our vicinity. 

It took some walking around but it was nice. I was holding her hand and she was holding mine. The two of us strolled down the city roads like a couple. Wait, we were a couple!

Just the thought alone was enough to make me hot. Was it me or was I too horny lately?

It was hard to maintain my cool. 

So the aquarium it was!

But boy, this weather was hot!