I'm a young and handsome guy, and my fighting power is off the charts at the beginning?

A picture has emerged in Zhong Mo's mind--

Yang Mi is dressed like a hero, holding a sharp kitchen knife in each hand, looking majestic and queen-like.

Her eyes widened and glared at herself: "Stinky Zhong Mo, I'm giving you three choices now. First, let me cut you into a stick, second, let me cut you into pieces, and third, let me cut off something extra from your body!"

Uh...

Once a woman goes crazy, she can be described as unreasonable!

But think about it and you can understand it!

The predecessor has been rotten, but he has created several explosive news in a row in one morning, which has become popular all over the Internet. Yang Mi, as the boss of Jiali Entertainment Company and Zhong Mo's distant cousin, is like a fool and has been kept in the dark.

She didn't rush to Licheng and beat Zhong Mo up right away. She is already broad-minded and tolerant!

Handsome Inkfish: Oh, isn't this a beautiful little fox who is loved by everyone, blooms when seeing flowers, and is as beautiful as Diaochan, as beautiful as Yuhuan, and as beautiful as a fairy? Did Fat Reba make you angry again? Sister Mimi, as the most loyal and dedicated pistachio in our company, I want to report you.

Handsome Inkfish: Reba, this chick, often plays games behind your back in the company, and last month she actually topped up 50,000 yuan to buy game skins. We should strictly stop this kind of greedy and unprogressive thinking. In addition, she often eats snacks and peeks at those long-legged Oppas in the country on her phone under the excuse of going to the bathroom. She doesn't even look at a beautiful man like me who has lived in the prosperous era for four thousand years. For a shameless scum like her who worships foreign things, values ​​appearance over inner qualities, she should be given more tasks.

A friend dies, but a poor Taoist dies!

As my best friend, Reba occasionally helps me block the "Judgment Day" of Mimi Sister. Isn't it reasonable?

(Reba: Zhong Mo, I know you are a bitch, but I didn't know you are so bitch!)

Smart and beautiful little fox: Oh? I didn't expect Reba to be this kind of person. Zhong Mo, give me an idea.

Handsome squid: When will the spring flowers and autumn moon end? Thank you boss for trusting me. For Reba, who has a disordered aesthetic and doesn't love work, I have thought of eight ways to abuse her from the body to the mind. First, post my photos all over her home and workplace. Except for me, all she sees every day are females, even cats, dogs, mosquitoes and flies are female. In this way, it won't take long to completely reverse her distorted aesthetics.

Handsome squid: Second, the two of us can eat all her snacks in front of her, so that her obsession with snacks will slowly collapse. In the end, she will feel dizzy, nauseous and vomit as long as she sees snacks.

Handsome Inkfish: Third, I can help you ravage him tens of thousands of times in the game until she becomes insane, foams at the mouth, has high blood pressure, and even has her period 31 days a month.

Handsome Inkfish: Fourth...

Handsome Inkfish: Fifth...

At first, Zhong Mo just wanted to divert the blame, but when he thought of Reba deleting all the 100G exquisite movies in his computer, tearing off all the countless beautiful posters on the walls of his apartment and replacing them with hers, as well as stealing his snacks and forcing himself to play games with her all night, he felt a wave of desire for revenge.

Hum!

Stinky Reba!

Next, you will have to endure Sister Mimi's crazy roar!

Ha ha ha!

Countless images have already emerged in his mind, all of which are images of Reba being ravaged, which is really a great relief.

This is really a song of the liberated serfs!

Do you want to have a drink tonight to celebrate?

Smart and beautiful little fox: Stinky Zhong Mo, you dare to sue me for my dirty tricks? Do you believe that I will expose all your dirty tricks?

"Boom!"

Zhong Mo felt his brain explode instantly.

Fuck!

I've been fooled!

I'm the reincarnation of Zhuge, the first genius of Jiali, but I was fooled by Reba, a little girl.

Handsome Moyu: Ahem, Reba, do you think I don't know that you just talked to me in the name of Sister Mimi? I'm helping you. Alas, with your brain, how can you understand my good intentions?

Smart and beautiful little fox: Good intentions? Zhong Mo, do you have that thing?

Handsome Moyu: Reba, you know the character of Master Miejue, you are stronger than her, Northwest Shooting Wolf, twisted and perverted, split personality and crazy. If I say you are excellent, what if it arouses the jealousy in her heart, first roast you to be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, then sprinkle a thin layer of cumin and salt on you, and turn you into a fragrant roasted lamb chops, won't you cry until dawn? I deliberately said that you were so miserable, which would arouse her sympathy, so that she would lift you up high, slowly drop you, and successfully escape this disaster.

Smart and beautiful little fox: Stinky Zhong Mo, I didn't expect that your eloquence has developed by leaps and bounds after not seeing you for a morning. When did you go to Defeng Society to learn crosstalk?

Handsome squid: As your best friend and girlfriend, I speak from the bottom of my heart, how could it be eloquence?

But as soon as he finished sending this sentence, the other party actually initiated a video call.

Zhong Mo was stunned at first, and then he thought of something, his face turned pale instantly, and a bean of cold sweat slowly oozed from his forehead.

Hunting geese all day, he was pecked by an eagle.

I was actually deceived by two girls this time!

What will happen if I complain and ridicule them in front of Sister Mimi and Reba?

1. Strangle to death, 2. Kick to death, 3. Scold to death, 4. Kill with eyes, 5. Smother to death with facial cleanser!

Waiting online, very urgent!

Zhong Mo looked at his mobile phone, his eyes rolled around, took off his shirt, pretended to have just woken up, answered the phone, his eyes were not open, his face was full of strong morning grumpiness, and he yawned and yelled.

"Who the hell disturbed my nap?"

"If you don't have a reasonable explanation, I'll rape you and kill you, and then rape you again and then kill you."

"I have someone above me. My cousin is the famous, beautiful, smart, charming and beautiful Da Mimi, and my bestie is the gentle, kind, graceful, beautiful, and gentle Reba. Are you scared? Are you timid? Hurry up and make a round posture and get out at a 45-degree angle."

"Gudong!"

Mimi and Reba on the other side of the video looked at him with his upper body naked, and swallowed their saliva at the same time, but heard his unscrupulous and arrogant words.

Both of them turned black.

The guy on the other side is too cheap!

Why didn't God send down a lightning bolt to kill him?