I'm a young and handsome guy, and my fighting power is off the charts at the beginning?
Chapter 31 If a child does something wrong, he will be spanked!
on site!
Zhong Mo gave Bai Lu a big eye roll and said angrily: "Lu, I just said that wild boar meat and soybeans are stewed together. It is so fragrant that it will definitely make the kid next door cry. Who said I would make wild boar meat stewed with soybeans? ?”
After saying this, he took a sip of saliva unconvinced.
You can’t blame him!
After he obtained the proficient level cooking skills in the morning, his mind was full of recipes from all over the world, but he never had the chance to try them. Just now he saw the wild second senior brother jumping around on the road, letting himself go, and more than twenty ideas immediately popped into his mind. The recipes include spicy, spicy, sweet and sour, and steamed, and every dish is delicious.
no way!
Who said this was a wild boar and not a domestic pig?
Not to mention Zhong Mo, many people have never eaten pure natural, pollution-free wild boar meat for most of their lives.
Nutrition is absolutely awesome!
Bai Lu's two charming eyes stared straight at him, her lips curled up, her face speechless.
"Zhong Mo, please stop drooling when you say this? This car is almost drowned by you!"
Xu Kang and Deng Lei also nodded without any trace, obviously on Bai Lu's side.
The look in Zhong Mo's eyes just now was so scary!
If this wasn't on the road, if it wasn't in full public view, Zhong Mo would have already carried a fruit knife and rushed towards the wild second senior brother who didn't know whether to live or die.
This little meat is so different!
Instead of studying singing, dancing and acting skills, I actually studied how to cook wild boar!
"Me, my saliva is purely artistic, not for eating!"
Zhong Mo retorted shamelessly, wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth.
"Zhong Mo, what should we do now? This wild boar is running rampant on the road, and the entire traffic has been paralyzed. It will take at least ten minutes for the police and fire brigade to arrive, and if they want to capture this wild boar, the fastest It will take more than ten minutes, and there are still more than twenty minutes before five o'clock. I'm afraid we won't be able to catch up with the Yida Plaza game this time!"
Bai Lu changed the topic and asked with a sad face.
Originally, according to their plan, they could have arrived at Yida Plaza in advance, but this wild second senior brother made a big fuss in Licheng and ruined their plan.
If it was just her, it didn't matter whether she participated in this competition or not, and whether she made money or not, it didn't matter. But now that Zhong Mo has finally increased some traffic, she can't just watch her fans drop, right?
Zhong Mo raised his left hand and rubbed his chin. His eyes were fixed on the wild second senior brother not far in front of him. The corners of his lips were slightly raised, revealing a sinister smile: "I have always been the only one who cheats others. Where can I turn?" Is someone trying to trick me? Even if it’s the second senior brother, it can’t ruin my plan. The kid will be spanked if he does something wrong!”
"Hit, spank?"
Bai Lu was stunned at first, looked at Zhong Mo, and then at the arrogant second senior brother, with a vague feeling of bad premonition.
This wild boar had no idea that it had been targeted by Zhong Mo, and had been imagined as dozens of dishes. It was still dragging the middle-aged man, like a small tank, unruly and unscrupulous, and it was just like this The road serves as its playground.
"Bang!"
It suddenly came to a sudden stop, and the middle-aged man on its back flew out without paying attention, and fell headfirst into a huge trash can.
"Ouch, it stinks so much. It stinks to me. Who threw the diaper in the trash can?"
He had been stunned by the wild boar just now, and the bones in his body seemed to be falling apart. Now he smelled all kinds of stench coming towards his face, and finally couldn't help it, and started vomiting crazily.
The wild boar no longer had to support the middle-aged man, and his body suddenly became much lighter and he was in a good mood.
Mainly because when it saw these steel-armored monsters, they all stayed there obediently, not even daring to move. Moreover, after the two-legged beasts saw it, they were even more frightened and trembled, causing it to expand a lot in an instant.
This is my old pig’s world!
These two-legged beasts are nothing more than that!
Quack quack!
It jumped forward happily, and with a loud bang, it knocked the bumper of a car to the ground, and with another loud bang, it knocked a trash can three to five meters away. "Boom!" A loud noise knocked another billboard on the sidewalk to the ground...
But just as it was tossing hard, it suddenly caught a glimpse of a human cub about twenty meters in front, only five or six months old, sitting in a beautiful stroller, with a pair of shiny black eyes open. Look at yourself with big eyes.
What do you think?
Would you like to take another look?
Believe it or not, I bite your ass?
Could it be that I was intimidated by my old pig’s domineering aura and my overwhelming attack power?
etc!
What is this Twoleg cub sitting on? Why does it look so beautiful and stylish?
Only an old pig like me is qualified to sit on such a good thing!
I am, I am, it is all me!
The wild boar's eyes immediately turned red, its hind legs kicked violently, and it immediately rushed towards the human cub.
The child's mother was stunned for a moment.
Is this a Xiami situation?
I'm just a soy saucer. Why is this wild boar charging towards me and my child?
In fact, it’s her fault too!
Originally, she was pushing her baby out to bask in the sun and relax, but she accidentally encountered a wild second brother fighting Li Cheng, which was as exciting as a blockbuster movie. Instead of taking her child away from the dangerous area, she took out her mobile phone and happily started live streaming, hoping to gain some fans and increase traffic.
In her opinion, the second brother was still 40 or 50 meters away from her, and it was impossible for him to rush over here!
As a result, the second brother slapped her delicate little face in a minute.
"Ah, wild boar, wild boar is rushing over, help me..."
This stylish and beautiful hot mom saw the second brother rushing to her in a few breaths, and she was so scared that she grabbed the stroller and wanted to run away, but her legs softened, and she fell to her knees with a "thump!".
She wanted to struggle to stand up, but her legs were like noodles, and she couldn't exert any strength at all.
"You, bite me, don't hurt my child..."
Although she was only concerned with filming the video and didn't consider the safety of the child, she still used her body to block the stroller at the critical moment. Even though her tears couldn't stop rolling down, she didn't retreat at all.
This biped is so ugly, and there is an unpleasant smell on its body!
My fiancée Ah Hua is so beautiful, with a round body, a loud voice, and long fangs, so beautiful!
How dare she stop me from buying for free?
Doesn't she know that I am the leader of this street?
"Bang!"
While the wild boar was still fantasizing, a black shadow suddenly flashed in front of him, followed by a slap in the face.
With a loud sound, the wild boar had not reacted yet, and it had already flown four or five meters away, fell heavily to the ground, and its strong body twitched several times.
"Wow!"
The whole audience was in an uproar!
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