Quack quack! ! ! !

Zhong Mo only felt a crow flying slowly above his head!

He twitched his forehead lightly a few times, looked at everyone with an embarrassed look, and smiled: "Well, the second senior brother likes to be with me, but now that we are suddenly separated, he is a little reluctant to leave. This is excusable and understandable!"

Bai Lu blinked twice and asked curiously: "Zhong Mo, why do I feel that he despises you?"

"despise?"

Zhong Mo jumped up like a cat that had stepped on its tail, and replied sternly, "How is this possible? I just met the second senior brother and almost chopped off the chicken head, burned the yellow paper, and became brothers. How could it despise me?" Lu, how can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air? "

But as soon as he said these words, the slap in the face came again.

The second senior brother rolled his eyes fiercely at him.

This time not only Bai Lu saw it, but everyone else saw it.

Bai Lu also made a face at him, stuck out her sweet tongue, and then burst out laughing without any image.

The others in the Deng Dynasty were also amused by the expression of the second senior brother, and they couldn't close their mouths from ear to ear.

Isn’t this too cooperative?

Even the cold and good girl Zhao Jingmai half-opened her mouth and stared blankly at Zhong Mo and the second senior brother, somewhat dumbfounded.

Zhong Mo's old face finally had no place to rest, and it was as red as a pig's liver.

He angrily grabbed the big ear of the second senior brother, and shouted fiercely: "Second senior brother, this is a bit too much. I just gave you a big apple, and you treat me like this? Someone, give me a Bring me the watermelon knife, I want to kill this second senior brother and make pig meat!"

"The pig head and big ears can be braised, the pig trotters can be stewed, and the pig skin can be made into fragrant skin jelly. This piece of meat is just fat and lean enough to make sweet and sour pork loin and stir-fried pork. Here is the pork belly, which can be made into twice-cooked pork and braised pork. Meat, here is kidney, which can be made into stir-fried kidney, as well as pig whip, pig heart, pig lung, and pig liver, they are all very good..."

He pointed with his left hand at every part of the second senior brother's body and began to comment on them one by one.

"Hululu!"

The second senior brother saw Zhong Mo salivating and drooling, and was so frightened that he almost peed.

I treat my eldest brother like my first love, but he has abused me thousands of times!

Zhong Mo moved his face closer, opened his mouth, and showed a sinister smile: "Second senior brother, which part of you do you think I should eat first? How about stewing your four pig's trotters first? In the worst case, I'll share. You alone!”

The second senior brother immediately felt the coldness of the four pig's trotters and couldn't help but shiver.

"Hululu!"

The second senior brother struggled desperately, trying to break free from the big devil Zhong Mo.

But in the eyes of a strong man like Zhong Mo, its struggle is like a little girl about to be ravaged. Apart from stimulating the man's desire to conquer, it has no effect at all!

(Wild Boar: It’s not that I don’t want to leave, it’s that you promised to find me ten wives, but you haven’t fulfilled it yet.)

(Wild boar: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bullying the pigs.)

(Zhong Mo:...)

This, I really forgot!

Zhong Mo smiled coquettishly, quickly let go of Second Senior Brother's big ears, patted the pig's head gently, and said very awkwardly: "Second Senior Brother, you said that as an outstanding wild boar in the new era, how can you only think about the lower body every day? Why do you make trouble instead of pursuing your career? Don’t you know that the wild boars who are engaged in career are the most handsome?”

"Hululu!"

The second senior brother rolled his eyes at him again.

I am the most handsome cub in the wild boar world, and you want me to start a career?

Are you sure you're not kidding?

Zhong Mo twitched the corner of his mouth, kicked its big butt, and then smiled sheepishly at the criminal police, special police, and firefighters at the scene: "Several of you, um, I promised to fool the second senior brother before. It would be nice to find ten wives for it, but it hasn’t been fulfilled yet, so it chooses non-violence and non-cooperation!”

"You won't leave until you find a wife? This wild boar is so awesome!"

"No wonder the wild boar just gave this little brother a big look. He must keep his word when he promises something!"

"Can the second senior brother's body and bones be able to bear ten wives?"

"Second Senior Brother is indeed a role model among male animals, I envy him!"

The people watching nearby burst into laughter and started laughing.

Ye Zixin and the others were instantly dumbfounded.

You won't leave until you find ten sows?

It's already past six in the afternoon. Where can I find ten sows for you?

Ye Zixin's face was slightly red. She didn't know what she was thinking of. She glared at Zhong Mo several times and said angrily: "Zhong Mo, you just promised us to get rid of this wild boar, so you must keep your word and do what you say."

"I, Officer Ye, can't you go so far? I'm not Doraemon. I can conjure ten sows for him."

Zhong Mo rolled his eyes angrily and said with contempt.

"Who asked you to agree to it casually? Aren't you afraid of tiring it out for ten sows?"

Ye Zixin felt even more contemptuous in her heart.

Men really all have the same virtue!

The red flag does not fall down at home, but the colorful flags flutter outside!

"Isn't it to stimulate its fighting spirit? Besides, I don't have a wife, so how do I know if I can do it ten at a time? I was going to say twenty at the time, but after thinking about it, I forgot about it."

"Besides, I'm not from Licheng. I don't know where there is a pig farm here, so I'm going to rely on you!"

Zhong Mo spread his hands, showing a helpless look.

"I, I..."

Ye Zixin rolled her eyes when she heard this.

Listen to what you said!

It seems that our criminal police, special police, and firefighters have nothing to do every day, and they are just looking for wives for wild boars!

But looking at the second brother with his head held high, his butt sticking out, and his face as if a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, his mouth twitched.

It is true that birds of a feather flock together!

She has seen the shadow of Zhong Mo in the second brother!

The same shamelessness, the same rogue!

But this matter must be resolved, it can't be dragged on!

Besides, it is easier to find ten sows for the wild boar than a group of people to subdue the wild boar, right?

A dozen of them gathered together, and after a simple discussion, they decided to send the second brother to a pig farm in the western suburbs, and then send him back to Mount Li after he was satisfied. However, someone must supervise the whole process to prevent him from running to the road again and causing social chaos.

Ye Zixin told Zhong Mo their opinions, and the latter naturally agreed with both hands!

The second brother knew that he was going to a pig farm, where there were not ten sows, but hundreds of sows. He immediately shouted excitedly, and then left with the firefighters and special police without even looking at Zhong Mo.

On one side was the heroic and handsome elder brother, and on the other side was the beautiful and round sow!

Who to choose?

Need I say this?

Ye Zixin originally wanted to ask Zhong Mo how he knew so many shady things about the Animal Protection Association, but thinking that there were so many people here, she could only say goodbye to Zhong Mo first and talk about this issue later.

Also, this time Li Cheng cracked this nationwide fraud case, and the entire police station must be very busy!

How could I slack off?

Zhong Mo couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw that the second brother finally left.

There is always a wild boar following him, so he doesn't care about his face?

"Ding, the host exposed the scammers and made them suffer inhumane torture both physically and mentally. Reward: Spirit +5 and a silver treasure chest. The host is great, keep it up!"

At this moment, the familiar system prompt sounded in Zhong Mo's mind.

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