I’m Admiring the Zerg

    Time flies, and the white and tender little milk dumpling has evolved into a three-headed cub.

    This year, they are three years old. Although they have just experienced the first-order evolution, they are comparable to human 9-year-old children in terms of intelligence and size.

    The two cubs were made of pink and jade, as if they had been kissed by the insect god, He Yi was a little worried every time he thought about it, this time he finally endured

    Can't stop complaining to Ah Zhao in private, "With their peerless looks, I'm afraid it will be difficult to find a partner."

    It is true that being beautiful can attract more high-quality opposite sex, but if it is too beautiful, it will also discourage the opposite sex, only dare to watch from afar and dare not play.

    He Yi pondered for a while and then said, "How about giving them some melanin?"

    Zhao was dumbfounded for a moment, "Don't worry about the hero, the cubs are still young, it's not too late to talk about the partner's affairs later, if the time comes

    As you said, no opposite **** dares to approach the cubs, and you can ask the male father to get a few more face-changing potions. "

    "Yes, I almost forgot about it." He Yi patted his head, obviously relieved.

    …

    You can enroll after the first-order evolution. In recent years, with the implementation of law amendments, the status of female insects has been significantly improved. The academy no longer exists. He Yi follows the education system on Earth and divides the education of the Zerg into primary schools, middle schools and universities, corresponding to the first-order evolution, the second-order evolution, and the third-order evolution. So now in a school, there are not only females but also males.

    This day is the day when the cubs enter elementary school together. Insects come and go at the gate of the school, and there are many aircrafts.

    In a low-key and luxurious aircraft on the inside, He Yi squatted down and dressed the well-dressed He Bao

    collar, he took out a miniature blue leather whip from his pocket and instructed: "Xiaobao, if a little male bullies you, you can whip him."

    "But I'm a female, male father." He Bao was very puzzled, his watery blue eyes stared at the little leather whip. Although he was still young, he knew this

    A whip is what the bad males use to hit the females. Don't ask him why he knows, ask is to secretly look at the naked brain of the female father-

    Shh, it's a secret.

    Seeing that Xiaobao was hesitating, He Yi was stunned for a moment, then took out the other 6 colors of the same small whip from the space button, and said with a smile:

    "It doesn't matter, just in case, the male father has prepared a variety of colors for you... If you don't like blue, you can choose something else."

    “How about the pink one?”

    He Bao wanted to explain that it was not a matter of color, but when his eyes touched the sparkling bright pink, his hand had already taken over the male father uncontrollably something in hand.

    "Thank you, father!"

    He Yi smiled instantly. In order to allow the cubs to have an ordinary and happy childhood, he and A Zhao discussed and decided to give the cubs

    I used the rejuvenating potion and concealed my identity to enter the school. Although this avoided most of the troubles, it was inevitable that there would be a very few bugs who did not have long eyes to provoke them to death.

    Therefore, he prepared a whole set of face-slapping equipment for Xiaobao in advance. Two days ago, he suddenly remembered that the little princesses in the earth TV series are all

    Use a whip to whip people, dew and pull the wind, so he also made a custom whip. In his opinion, Xiaobao should be the little princess who is loved by thousands.

    He rubbed the cub's head and said, "Good boy, make a few more good friends when you get to school... But if anyone dares to bully you, I will beat them back hard, and if I can't beat you, I will go to you Brother help."

    He Chen, the elder brother on the side, puffed up his face and clenched his fists, "Father, please rest assured, I will teach you a lesson if you bully your younger brother!"

    He also waved a small fist while saying that, the milk is fierce.

    "Chenchen is awesome!" He Yi patted the male cub on the shoulder with a look of relief. His education in the past few years has been very successful - this is already a qualified disciple.

    Zhao: “…”

    It's numb, he has been forced to watch such a scene countless times.

    As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw his brother lying motionless on the desk, and the classroom was empty and empty, except for his brother.

    He stepped forward anxiously and shouted, "Brother! What's wrong with you?! Don't scare me!"

    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, my brother must have been killed by a big bad guy!

    He Chen, who was lying down thinking about things, finally recovered, turned over neatly and jumped off the desk, and quickly comforted: "Brother is fine, Xiaobao, don't be sad, I just met a very fierce guy today. little female..."

    He Bao sniffed, was very puzzled, frowned and said, "You guys have a fight?" Which worm without long eyes dared to bully his brother? !

    He Chen shook his head and smiled mysteriously: "No, I was turned over by him."

    "Oh!" He Bao suddenly realized, "So this is the cute pose!"

    Before, he and his brother Qiao Mimi read a lot of novels in the female father's brain, and most of the words seemed to be incomprehensible, but they still read them with gusto... The novel called "Domineering Male Bugs' Love" is very nice. He didn't understand the word "cute" very well. He didn't expect his brother to be smarter than him, so he knew what it meant.

    "Of course, brother can still lie to you?" He Chen proudly pouted, "Let's go, we have to go home, otherwise the male father will be outside.

    It's time to wait. "

    "Well, good." He Bao held his brother's hand and nodded with a smile.

    In the blind spot where He Bao could not see, He Chen hooked his lips and smiled: Tsk, my brother is so easy to deceive.

    …

    The first grade of primary school only had half-day classes. After He Yi brought the cubs back to the palace, Ah Zhao was still working in the military department.

    Because of the old father's mentality, He Yi received the ministers and key officials from various departments while taking the cubs. Everyone is used to this behavior of His Majesty.

    It's just that they will never get used to the occasional teasing of the two little princes.

    It is the water of Wuhu Lake, their tears…

    What made them even more unfortunate was that His Majesty the Insect Emperor seemed to have a thousand layers of filters for the two little princes.

    Event 1: The two young princes volunteered to make tea for them, and they were moved to tears at that time - such a well-behaved, sensible, and respectful little prince should be a role model for thousands of little bugs ! However, the fact is that they were finally poured hot tea by the two little princes.

    His Majesty smiled and boasted: It’s good that the cubs have this heart.

    Ministers: As long as you are happy.

    Event 2: The two little princes were coquettish and cute and said they wanted to hug, they immediately bent down and hugged the two lovely little princes into their arms, the fragrant and soft little insects were in their hands , so happy that their eyes are almost squinted into a slit! However, later, their necks were almost broken by the sharp teeth of the two little princes...

    Your Majesty raised his eyebrows: The cubs like to play with you.

    Ministers: Haha.

    In the afternoon, Zhao returned home, put the two little babies on his lap, and asked softly, "Is school fun?"

    "It's fun." The two little bugs put their arms around the female father's arm and act like a spoiled child.

    "Are the darlings obedient today?" Zhao kissed them on the forehead, feeling very anxious.

    "Yes!" The two little bugs said in unison.

    Zhao reached out and rubbed the tops of the hair of the two well-behaved babies, "What did you do today? Tell me?"

    He Chen excitedly told his female father, "Today when the guest came to play, my brother accidentally dropped a small pushpin from the mecha model on the sofa of the guest, and I saw it. "

    Zhao asked curiously: "Then how did you do it?"

    He Chen had a pleading expression on his face, he raised his eyebrows and said, "I was standing by the side, and when the guest was about to sit down, I mentally moved the sofa away from him. ."

    Zhao: “…”

    Zhao's arms froze around the babies. He sincerely sympathized with the guest bug.

    I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: It's really not easy for a hero who takes care of children at home!

    Oh yes, a generous apology gift must be prepared.

    …

    He Yi and Zhao are warm in the bedroom at night.

    "Your Majesty, you are too fond... um, cubs." Zhao said while panting.

    He Yi raised his hand to wipe off the sweat that was about to sink into the short blond hair on the forehead and temples for the female insect, and said slightly dissatisfiedly, "Why are you not paying attention at this time?"

    After he finished speaking, he opened his lips in revenge and bit the earlobe of the female insect, grinding with the tips of his teeth, and poured out a low, hoarse voice, "You should be punished."

    "Uh, uh..." Zhao couldn't bear to sing in a pleasant low voice, "Um~"

    After a "heart battle", Zhao brought up the old story again, "Master, is it inappropriate for you to let the cubs play with your bare brains like this?"

    "What's inappropriate?" He Yi disagreed, "Our brains are all locked, and only a few learning software can be opened. Cubs want to learn difficult knowledge in advance, Shouldn't it be supported?"

    "The light brain of the little bug cub is like playing a home for the cubs. It's already tired of it, and it's better to get in touch with a little more new things."

    After all, Guangnao is limited to purchase according to the social credit code, and a bug can only have one.

    Zhao was dumb, he admitted that what the hero said was right, the cubs are very smart, and they have learned the knowledge of the sixth grade of primary school thoroughly before they enter school. But just because they were too smart, even a little weird, it made him feel uneasy.

    "If you're really worried, we can quietly see what they're doing." He Yi reached out and smoothed the slightly raised eyebrows of the female insect.

    Zhao grabbed the male's wrist, kissed the back of the white and soft hand, and smiled, "Okay."

    Here, the two little bugs are familiar with "doing bad things".

    The steps are as follows: open the male father's light brain, and open the "male master supervision mode" in the setting options - you can directly share the light brain of the female king and female servant under the name in real time, and then the female father's light brain All software locks and file locks are automatically opened, and then open the novel software, find the novel they read before through the label, and jump to the reading progress.

    "It's done!" He Bao's clear blue eyes flooded.

    "Come on, hurry up and watch." He Chen was next to his younger brother, looking at the screen without blinking.

    After reading a few pages, He Bao suddenly said:

     "Brother, why don't we read another book, the author of this novel must not have studied hard, we have all tested what he wrote before." He shook his small head solemnly , "Not reliable."

    He Chen seriously recalled for a while and then nodded in agreement: "You're right, I used my mental power to see it, those uncles who were poured hot tea didn't seem happy, and we The two uncles who were hugging and biting the neck were not too enthusiastic. We bit so hard, but they didn't.

    Not just biting us, but pushing us away! "

    He Bao imitated her mother's father in the afternoon and sighed, and said in a melancholy tone: "And the faces of the uncles were all white at that time, and the novel clearly said that they would turn red."

    "Then, change one?" He Chen said.

    "Well, change!" He Bao nodded heavily.

    After a while, the curious baby began to ask, "Brother, what is the use of this energy suppression ring?"

    "What is this candle?"

    "Does muscle relaxants make worms smaller? Why do I lose strength after using them?"

    He Chen: "..." He doesn't know either. but! In order to maintain his glorious image in front of his younger brother, he used his own ideas to talk nonsense.

    He Bao stared, gave a thumbs up, "Wow! Brother knows a lot!"

    He Chen stiffened his chest. arrogant! proud! Face!

    Smuggling through the open wall, quietly observing the two adults of the cub: "..."

    There are so many slots.