I’m Afraid It’s a Salted Fish

Hardware masters who will change the line are everywhere, but it is the first time everyone who will assemble machinery stars.

This additional skill point is really too much, coupled with the outstanding execution of Chi Song in the game process, the search volume and index of the name Chi Song on major websites have risen rapidly, and many passers-by have instantly turned fans. Chi Song, a **** in their respective Weibo posts.

A good person posted a message on Douban Sauce and asked, "A newcomer named Chi Song seems to be very red recently.

As soon as the post came out, in addition to the AI ​​"Little Yellow Duck" that automatically replied to the post, the second person who responded to the post ridiculed the landlord: "The landlord was born after 00 years? When Chi Song was red more than ten years ago, you I'm afraid it's still breastfeeding."

With this reply setting the tone, the following replies are not serious. A group of people after 00 refused to admit that the landlord was my family, and there were several statements that appeared after 00, saying that the first TV series they watched when they were children was "Coming and Going" and that they had watched Chi Song's two movies.

The landlord hit gg in a piece of cheers and laughter, even if it was ridicule "I don’t know that Chi Song, the first red in your universe, is really sorry", "Here is controlled by Chi Song fans, I can’t afford it," and I didn’t receive any. The results have aroused the rebellious psychology of many people.

"Fuck, the landlord is mentally disabled. Who is his nc fan? The first time I wrote back about him, I was nc fan? Is this a job black? Isn't that a small fan, I am afraid that Chi Songhong has blocked his way. , Explosion proof?"

"Watch the landlord go crazy."

"I went to watch the broadcast of the landlord, ha ha ha, it turned out to be Yu Xufan [Screenshot.jpg][Screenshot.jpg][Screenshot.jpg]"

"No wonder, "Bright Starlight" was exploded by the male third, and the whole network called for Xue Yunyang to be turned right. Yu Xu, the male lead, was also the first to open up."

"Fuck, Xue Yunyang was played by Chi Song?"

"I can't see it, Yang Yang looks so melancholy."

"Yu Xuzhen passed by, representing the individual as abandoning the landlord. Fans we spent money on are not like that."

"How long has Yu Xu been flopped? It's hard for this film to be ugly. There are fans."

"Zhenggelou is just a building. Does Chi Song have a backstage, please beg."

"There's an egg, if he had a backstage that would have been unknown for so many years?"

The power of the gossip of the masses is powerful. In the discussion of various questions about whether "Yu Xu has a flop" or "Is the landlord a fan or a sunspot?"

Someone went to Baidu Encyclopedia where Chi Song’s content was poor, and then went to Chi Song’s post of Xiying. When he learned that he was studying in the United Kingdom, he climbed the wall to an extranet, and one school looked for it. I actually found Chi Song’s graduation photo on Chi Song University’s website.

Once the graduation photo came out, everyone was burning with passion.

...It turned out to be a school bully, no wonder you can crush others in the game, the education is here!

Before long, Chi Song even had the title of "little drama" in the past, including the thunder dramas that had been conscientiously performed in the past few years, all of which surfaced.

Within a day, the old play "Coming and Going" was turned out again, and the click rate was rubbing.

On Weibo, the number of Chi Song’s fans also soared at the speed of the rocket.

Chi Song has never seen such a rapid increase in fans in his lifetime. He quickly called Song Zhihuai to see God with himself.

After a while, Liu Che called in: "Yo, that's good."

Chi Song asked: "Did you watch my variety show?"

Liu Che: "It's not too late. I just spent time idly brushing Douban. I saw a post saying that you are a newcomer. Isn't that **** funny, I clicked in and told the landlord, he was still there when you were red Eat milk."

Chi Song: "..."

Liu Che was a little excited: "I used to reply to your post before, and it sank in a little while. Today I refreshed it. Good guy, I have replied dozens of pages. I turned it over and it's all good reviews. It looks good. It's really going to burn."

Listening to the joy in his voice, Chi Song laughed heartily: "Aren't you using Weibo? I have been hanging on Hot Search for a long time today...I didn't buy it this time!"

Liu Che paused for a few seconds: "...oh, Weibo is too spicy chicken, I will unload it."

Chi Song: "Ah?"

Liu Che said with a smile: "Since there is news of you, I will pretend to go back in a while."

Chi Song: "Why did you unload it? When you first published Weibo, you applied for a number for several years."

Liu Che: "Mom's last time scolded a sabi on Weibo, but I was relieved and let it go. I was not upset when I saw it."

Chi Song said with a smile: "How old are you?"

Liu Che: "He said that sweet bean curd is more delicious than salted bean curd, isn't this heresy?"

Chi Song also planned to chat with Liu Che for a while, and Song Zhihuai next to him was already unhappy.

He said: "Chi Song, the water is boiling."

Chi Song gave a cry and said, "Zhihuai called me, I'll hang up first."

Liu Che snorted: "Rolling."

After picking up the phone, Liu Che was lying on the soft sofa and was a little annoyed to open the application market and download the Weibo APP.

Staring at the progress bar of the Weibo download, Liu Che was lost in thought.

The last time he was scolding with someone, because the man was blind after watching "The Bright Starlight", saying that Chi Song must have adjusted his nose.

Liu Che thought, really **** nonsense, Chi Song's nose pinched every day since he met him while studying abroad, absolutely imported, these people are jealous.

He covered his eyes anxiously.

...Fuck, I'm so jealous.

On that side, Chi Song pointed his ears up, but could not hear the sound of the water rolling in the kitchen: "Zhi Huai, did you boil the water?"

Song Zhihuai took Chi Song's hand as he deservedly, and covered him with a hundred times his spirit: "Well, the water is boiling here."

Chi Song opened his eyes suddenly.

... It's really exciting to play hooligans in broad daylight.

Every time Chi Song called Liu Che, Song Zhihuai felt unhappy.

It may be that he is more sensitive. What he thinks of Liu Che is like the legendary bamboo horse hanging under the banner of friendship with people.

When Song Zhihuai is not happy, it will be easier to stop the car.

After a while, Chi Song cried and cried so much that he held Song Zhihuai's shoulders in a grievance while explaining, "It's physiological...physiological."

Chi Song cried while thinking, the small umbrella that Song Zhihuai had bought was too gruesome. He would throw it away secretly in a while, and he must not use this brand next time.

After the two had become addicted, Song Zhihuai ran to pick up a pot of water, ready to boil for Chi Song to drink.

Chi Song fell asleep in bed confusedly, took a nap in the arms of Song Zhihuai, and after a while, the water boiled.

Song Zhihuai got up, but Chi Song firmly grabbed his arm and prevented him from leaving.

Song Zhihuai smiled and rubbed Chi Song’s hairy head: “The water is boiling.”

Hearing these three words, Chi Song evoked an agitated spirit and shrank back, honestly, it was unnecessary.

Song Zhihuai couldn't laugh.

After pouring a glass of boiling water, Song Zhihuai just entered the bedroom and heard Chi Song's cell phone thrown on the bedside ringing.

Song Zhihuai walked over, it was an unremarked phone number.

Chi Song frowned slightly because of the phone ringing, and his body was still in a deep sleep, unable to extricate himself.

Song Zhihuai didn't think much, and dropped the phone.

After a while, the phone rang again.

Song Zhihuai pressed it down again and entered again.

Song Zhihuai picked up Chi Song's mobile phone and walked outside. When he heard it, he lowered his voice deliberately, fearing that he would be tired and noisy. "Hey, who is it?"

The voice over the phone paused for a few seconds and asked, "...Who are you?"

Song Zhihuai's throat was tight when he heard the middle-aged female voice that was somewhat familiar.

Mother Chi asked anxiously over the phone: "Isn't this Chi Song's phone? Who are you?"

President Song responded quickly: "Hello, Auntie, Chi Song, he fell asleep."

Mother Chi: "Who are you? This big night..."

Song Zhihuai looked at the bedroom and his voice was soft: "I am his life assistant."

...An assistant who manages all aspects of his life.

Mother Chi believed a little: "Why didn't he tell me?"

Assistant Song said: "I am new here and still in the trial period."

......If you want to spend a lifetime, you may have to be investigated by Chi Song for a while.

Mother Chi just put down her defenses and began to ask the long and the short: "Work hard for you, and trouble you to take care of Xiao Song so late."

Assistant Song smiled and said, "It should be."

"what's your name?"

Song Zhihuai said: "My surname is Song, you can call me Xiao Song."

Mother Chi is also happy: "I call Chi Song called Xiao Song, and you call Xiao Song, isn't this called mixed?"

Song Zhihuai thought, let alone, this is really a problem.

He thought about it and asked, "Auntie Chi, what's the matter with you calling?"

Mama Chi paused, and then replied: "When I went to buy food, my phone was touched by a thief, and the card was lost. What kind of auspicious activity is happening in the mobile business hall? I bought a pretty number, it is said that this number is good for the children. Oh, no, I called Xiao Song and told him to remember my number."

The two exchanged a few words before Song Zhihuai hung up the phone.

He didn't know that Mother Chi on the phone looked at the phone for a long time.

Dad Chi carrying a watering pot came over and looked at the phone and hung up, his face was not good looking: "Why just hang it? Don't let me say a few words for so long?"

Mother Chi frowned and said, "...It was not Xiao Song who answered the phone. He said he was Xiao Song's life assistant."

Father Chi’s eyebrows stretched out: “A life assistant, you don’t know yet, there are all star dolls now, and we should have one for Xiaosong, anyway, it’s their unit’s reimbursement.”

Mother Chi still looked dignified.

Dad Chi saw some clues and asked, "What's wrong?"

Ms. Chi hesitated for a while before whispering: "...When the man answered the phone just now, he didn't ask who I was from beginning to end, but also called me "Aunt Chi".... He knew that I was Ms. Chi Song of?"

Daddy Chi thought about it and asked, "Is it a man or a woman?"

Mother Chi said: "Male doll."

Father Chi was relieved: "What are you afraid of, man?"

Mother Chi did not speak. She thought about it and rushed to the room to shout, "Xiao Yang!"

Chi Yang rubbed his eyes and came out: "Mom?"

Mother Chi said: "I have a high-speed rail ticket, I want to see your brother."