I’m Afraid It’s a Salted Fish

Song Zhihuai received a harassment call from Huang Rongcan while cutting his claws at home.

Huang Rongcan was pleased with misfortune: "Yo, old Song, how are you doing?"

Huang Rongcan was born in Song Zhihuai's childhood. He has always been cheap, and he is a man of nature. Song Zhihuai did not pay much attention to his wrong tone.

He clamped the phone with one shoulder and calmly said, "What do you want to do?"

Huang Rongcan said: "You didn't read the WeChat I sent to you? Look and look."

Song Zhihuai frowned: "What are you holding back?"

Huang Rongcan urged: "Go and watch, and say it after reading."

Song Zhihuai put down Song Shuai's nails, and Song Shuai lay prone on his thighs, playing with the tip of his cut nails.

Handsome is a rare good cat. She never scratches or scratches when she is paw-cutting. She can cut her nails as long as she holds her hair down and touches her forehead. She will take the initiative to cut her belly. Turn it over and let people touch two.

Of course, this kind of welfare is only granted to Chi Song and Song Zhihuai.

Song Zhihuai opened the phone WeChat and clicked on the photo sent by Huang Rongcan.

In just an instant, his face became ugly.

Huang Rongcan seemed to think that Song Zhihuai was not angry enough, and sent another emoticon.

A group of villains surrounded a villain wearing a green hat and wrote three big letters, "Be strong."

Song Zhihuai called Huang Rongcan's phone, his voice was very cold: "What do you mean by sending me this?"

Huang Rongcan lacked a string in his head. So far, Song Zhihuai's voice is not right, and he is also hippie smiling: "Are you anxious? Don't worry, don't worry, we're buddies. We knew this earlier, and stop loss in time... "

Song Zhihuai did not answer his words: "Who sent you this?"

Huang Rongcan didn't think about it: "I have a good relationship. He has a crew with your wife."

Song Zhihuai sneered: "Oh, I know, the one with long hair, I have seen him. How did he tell you?"

Huang Rongcan thought about it for a while: "Just your wife and the celebrity cuddle and hug, the two are very affectionate... Oh, my wife also said that there was a press conference for Chi Song years ago, this male celebrity also went, Ambiguous and sticky with your wife..."

Song Zhihuai quietly listened to his tumultuous talk until Huang Rongcan himself found that the atmosphere was wrong, and he actively stopped chewing his tongue: "...Old Song?"

Song Zhihuai put one arm on the sofa and calmly said: "It sounds like he knows Chi Song well."

Huang Rongcan noticed that Song Zhihuai was angry and immediately muttered, daring not to say another word.

In the past, Song Zhihuai was still in Song Er's childhood, and he could play and joke well, but no one dared to step on his bottom line.

The reason is very simple, Song Zhihuai will not easily get angry, but once the fire is launched, it is definitely the kind of life.

Huang Rongcan remembers very clearly. About two years ago, a group of them went out to play, and each brought their own male and female companions. Song Zhihuai usually came alone, but the mood looked particularly good, so that a group of buddies could see it , And asked him what he had fortune recently.

Song Zhihuai said that he was pursuing a star recently, and he was about to catch up.

This matter seemed so fresh to the eyes of the younger brothers such as Huang Rongcan. After looking at each other for a while, Huang Rongcan took the lead and asked, "Which first-tier big star would you want Song Ershi to chase after?"

Song Zhihuai commented objectively: "It's not a big star, so it's the fifth or sixth line."

Huang Rongcan they felt like they heard a fantasy story: "..."

And the more fantasy is still behind.

Song Zhihuai took out a kitten keychain and shook it in front of everyone like a treasure: "Look, I'm almost chased. Last week I said that my newly purchased keychain was broken. He met in the company elevator today. Me, just give me this."

...It blushed when I sent it, so cute.

Huang Rongcan looked at the stall where ten dollars could buy a lot of cheap key chains, and their lips twitched.

Song Zhihuai showed off with them very seriously: "This is what he did by imitating the cat at home. Is it ingenious?"

Huang Rongcan was surprised.

Unexpectedly, Song Ershao was so easy to get started, such an ugly keychain, he could be like this.

He reached out to ask Song Zhihuai: "Let's take a look at the brother."

Song Zhihuai was about to get up, and when he heard the words, he handed him the keychain: "I'm going to the bathroom, don't break it for me, or I'll never end with you."

Huang Rongcan: "..."

Almost half of the people present believed that Song Zhihuai's head was broken.

Despite being speechless, Huang Rongcan seized every opportunity to make fun of him: "This is going to the bathroom. You haven't even drunk a drink."

Song Zhihuai replied: "Don't drink, quit. He is allergic to alcohol and will feel uncomfortable with alcohol."

Huang Rongcan: "..."

As soon as Song Zhihuai left, the keychain passed from hand to hand in a group of people, and when it was returned to Huang Rongcan's hand, it was already broken in half.

Huang Rongcan spread his hands and shouted: "...Which of these **** hands is bad?"

The creators had already filled the stomach with yellow soup, but they did not shy away. They said with big tongues: "Not bad for me, what is the quality of this keychain, it will halve in two."

When Song Zhihuai came back, when he saw the keychain that had become two halves, his expression was not good-looking.

The broken person’s mouth has not been covered yet, and he said that the keychain was obviously a mess, and that the unknown little star was clearly knowing that Song Er eats big fish and meat, so he deliberately plays with you. Fresh tricks, catch you.

Song Zhihuai choked with him with a cold face, and he even came to say: "Now what can the little star do to get up in order to climb up? I don't know how many times someone has been asleep before it's your turn. Second less."

Song Zhihuai picked up the gold spectacles and beat him up. He beat him directly to the awakening of the wine, and no one could stop him.

If not to say that Song Zhihuai was insulted, he beat the other party to the crying father and called the mother. After a few days, he carried a few bags of gifts and went to visit the man's father.

I don’t know what he drank the fascinating soup for the grandfather. Within a month, the young boy was forcibly sent by his dad to go abroad to study MBA. It is also known as “independence”. He has five hundred dollars in living expenses.

The old man's original words were: "Song Song told me that several of his classmates went abroad to study. In order to make them talents, their parents did not give them extra money for living expenses. They asked them to get up at two o'clock in the middle of the night to send newspapers while reading. Work, what a good exercise."

At the time of the farewell, the buddy cried and wept at the airport, saying that the old man with the surname Song really **** did not see blood, so he would break a keychain, so?

Of course, later, Song Zhihuai made a manual keychain from the little star again. The baby couldn't do it. He hung it on his car key and took it out every day.

The kid who went abroad was also blessed by misfortune. He spent a lot of time in the world. As a result, he spent a lot of money on living expenses in the first three months, so he ran to the restaurant and brushed dishes for half a year.

He studied abroad for a year and a half, and when he came back, he was already reborn, and he had to pull Song Zhihuai to invite him to dinner, saying that fortunately Song Zhihuai had brainwashed his dad, otherwise he would still be the one who is still jumping in pure K. Di's silly hi.

Thinking of the consequences of offending Song Zhihuai, Huang Rongcan swallowed the boss and pondered: "Lao Song, I don't mean that, just gossip..."

Song Zhihuai said coldly: "You don't mean that, what about your love?"

Huang Rongcan froze: "What do you mean?"

Song Zhihuai said: "Has he been with you for three years now? I also understand you. He sent you this plausible photo, didn't he just want to borrow your hand to forward it to me for me to see?"

Huang Rongcan pondered it a bit, and it seemed that this was really the reason, and there was also a fire in his heart.

Song Zhihuai calmly analyzed: "I mentioned it to you. Chi Song has severe alcohol allergies. I don't dare to get close to him after drinking. How could he hug an alcoholic who is not me?"

Huang Rongcan was thinking about what he was doing as a gunman, holding his breath. The more he heard Song Zhihuai's analysis, the more reasonable it was, and he repeatedly apologized: "Old Song, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I sent you this glance , Without thinking, don’t be mad at me."

Song Zhihuai said softly: "What is the relationship between us, how is it possible?"

Huang Rongcan was forced to goosebumps by the tone of the knife in his smile: "Old Song, change the day, no, tomorrow I invite you to dinner, is it a crime to pay? Are you in the capital?"

Song Zhihuai opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Ah, I'm not here."

Huang Rongcan straightened his scalp.

Song Zhihuai asked again: "Did you send this picture to others?"

Huang Rongcan: "Where do I dare? Hi, old Song, don't you know who I am, but my mouth is a bit cheap, but the tone is absolutely strict."

This is not bad. Huang Rongcan is not bad. Sometimes his mind is not easy to use, but he is unambiguous in the right and wrong.

Song Zhihuai said: "That's good, you delete this picture in your phone, if it flows out, it will be too troublesome."

Huang Rongcan repeatedly said: "No problem, no problem. I will ask my wife to delete the picture..."

Song Zhihuai said lightly: "No trouble. You give me his mobile phone model, system and account number. I ask our company's technical department to clean it for him."

Hanging up the phone, Huang Rongcan suffocated and played with the phone for a while, the more disgusted the more he looked at the long-haired man's head.

The left and right are also gadgets. They have been in it for three years, and their feelings have faded a lot. At this time, he was used by him. Huang Rongcan's heart was ruthless and he simply moved his fingers and directly connected all the long-haired men. Way to pull into the blacklist.

Putting down the phone with Huang Rongcan, Song Zhihuai contacted Chi Song again.

Chi Song seconds: "To Huai!"

As soon as he heard his voice, Song Zhihuai unconsciously softened his voice: "How is it? How are you?"

Chi Song replied: "Well, fortunately, I just came back from the outside just now and waited for a while to wait for my hair to dry before sleeping."

Song Zhihuai couldn't help worrying: "Is it uncomfortable? I heard your voice a little dumb."

Chi Song cleared his throat.

He was really a little uncomfortable.

Just now he used his old nose, called Liu Shu and Qian Qi's life assistant, and then he dragged the drunkard Qian Qi back to his room. The taste of the wine made Chi Song's throat itch and swell. I couldn't stop my mouth several times.

Chi Song answered truthfully: "Just now my colleague got the wrong door when he was drunk. I sent him back. It might be too strong, and my throat is not very comfortable now."

Song Zhihuai didn’t come here to knock on Chi Song, but he didn’t expect that Chi Song would take the initiative to mention this matter. He felt warm for a while, and there was a bit of pain. It's in the mezzanine."

...He believed in Chi Song, and Chi Song was honest with him. Is there a more reassuring relationship than this?

However, Mr. Song did not fall asleep until midnight after calling the company's public relations department. His head was full of pictures of his young wife being eaten by the drunk ghost tofu.

He got up with a black face and booked a ticket to Modu tomorrow.

…I believe in Guixin, but Song Zhihuai was still upset when his wife was touched.

......Sure enough, it is better to go and see.