I’m Chasing Rough Guys at 80s

  Chapter 465 Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law partnership fooling people

  Wang Cuihua stunned all the Li family members present.

   Let me ask, there is a commotion here, and at the very moment when the commotion is in full swing, a great dancer suddenly comes out—who can not be confused?

  Wang Cuihua came in singing, and Suizi swore that if her mother-in-law didn't hold Luoluo in her arms, she would even jump up!

  Wang Cuihua sang very enjoyable. At home, she could only sing to her two children and her wife. Now that she has an "audience", she has to perform well.

   "What are you doing?" Mother Li was shocked by Wang Cuihua's wonderful appearance.

   "What's your name?" Wang Cuihua stopped singing and asked in the tone of a standard dance master.

   "My name is Sun Jingui—wait a minute, why do you ask this?" Mother Li replied stupidly, feeling very strange again.

   "Sun Jingui, let me count, you are going to be unlucky~"

   "You are unlucky!"

  Wang Cuihua carried the child through a pile of toads on the ground, and came to Suizi.

  Suizi took Luoluo, and handed her an empty teacup along with a pen.

  No one knew what this meant, not even Yu Shuisheng who was watching the fun with his grandson in his arms.

  He stood at the door with great interest, watching the excitement from the perspective of the VIP in the front row.

  The "propaganda team" of Li's family felt baffled, and went up to give Yu Shuisheng a push, and asked him what he was doing.

  Yu Shuisheng was waiting to see his wife's performance. After being interrupted by this woman, he was upset and freed an arm to push the old woman down.

"roll!"

   This sound was full of majesty, and the woman was so frightened that her legs trembled.

  Although these people were gangsters and looked arrogant, they were still very scared when they met someone as powerful as Yu Shuisheng.

  The powerful woman in the room heard the sound and wanted to go out to help, but Yu Shuisheng glanced over, and a murderous look rushed towards his face.

  The powerful woman was so frightened by this coercion that she dared not move.

   Suizi watched from the side and exclaimed.

  Wicked people still need to be ruthless. Although this female thug of the Li family doesn't look very smart, she seems to have retained the instinct of animals and knows how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.

  Wang Cuihua took the tea mug that Suizi handed over, and tapped it twice with a pen. She didn't bring a tambourine, so she used this instead.

  Wang Cuihua was also irritating. She came to Li's mother and grandson Jingui, brought the jar to her, and knocked twice.

   "Stay away from me!" Mother Li warned.

   "I look at you, triangular eyes, hanging eyes, either hanging crookedly or acting like a demon~~ Hey! Sun Jingui~~"

  Mother Li was so annoyed by her singing, she only regretted that she was so mean, why did she tell this dancing master her real name? !

  The libretto came as soon as it was said, and Li's mother stretched out her hand to push it, but she didn't dare to reach out due to the pressure of Yu Shuisheng who was standing at the door, so she could only grit her teeth and tell Wang Cuihua to stay away.

  The more she pushes away, the more Wang Cuihua leans closer to her.

   "Mountains have to move, rivers and rivers have to dry, you will not be safe if you chase my old fairy, you will be unlucky~~~"

   If the singer of this dance master is unlucky, no one is not afraid, and Mother Li is no exception, with a dark face and angrily said:

   "Stay away from me!"

  Wang Cuihua acted as if she hadn’t heard it, she knocked rhythmically on the jar and sang:

   "Burning incense and beating drums, I will invite gods, please invite foxes first, then invite Huang, please invite long python spirit mink to bring the king of sorrow~"

  Xiao Luoluo in Suizi's arms unexpectedly answered:

   "Hey~ hey!"

  The child's vocal cords are not yet fully developed, and he can't sing the melody, but the two "hey" sounds are very smooth!

  Suizi looked down at her daughter, Xiao Luoluo, who got her mother's attention, got excited, pointed at Li's mother and shouted:

   "Mold, mold!"

  Grandma sings about bad luck, and the little guy remembers it.

  The corners of Suizi's mouth twitched.

   Well, folk art, from dolls? !

   "Sun Jingui, the old fairy said that you have a bad face, you have to listen to me if you want to turn bad luck into good luck."

   "What fairy said this?!" It's not a serious fairy at first glance!

  Wang Cuihua ignored her, and jumped around the room with a tea mug in her hand while knocking, singing all about wishing Mother Li bad luck.

  Of course a serious dance master would not curse others, but Wang Cuihua is not serious.

  Whether it has such a routine or not, let's talk about it after scolding for a while.

  Although the Li family is shameless, they have never seen such a battle.

  Words like worms on the head and pus growing on the bones are easy to come by, making people get goosebumps when they sing.

   These old women are immoral but afraid of retribution. Seeing that Wang Cuihua sang Li's mother so dizzy, she was afraid that Wang Cuihua would hit them like this, so she stood up and ran out.

  Seeing this, Suizi couldn't help but sigh with emotion:

  "Human affection is as thin as paper, and family affection without shame is like a plate of loose sand, which will be scattered when the wind blows"

   Only the powerful woman and Mother Li are left.

  Wang Cuihua also sang enough, stopped, wiped the sweat from her forehead comfortably, and sat down on the table. Going to the desk is like going to her own kang.

  The calf is also coiled up, and the temperament of the magic stick is very well grasped.

   "Naughty beast, the old fairy wants you to kneel down!"

  Mother Li was dizzy from her long list of curses. From the beginning of firm disbelief and resistance, the more she listened, the more frightened she became.

   After all, Wang Cuihua has nearly ten years of experience in dancing masters, and she can be regarded as a professional.

   This tune made her sing three parts true and seven parts false.

   You want to say that what she sings is all to fool people, but her tunes are authentic, and the songs she chanted to invite God are also authentic.

   But you want to say that she doesn't fool people, she swears at people with private goods, even cursing and threatening, saying that she will be unlucky, and her family will be unlucky, blah blah blah.

  Mother Li was dizzy from her singing, just like the believers who were fooled by Wang Cuihua in those years. When she was doubtful, she heard Wang Cuihua ask her to kneel, her head went blank, and she really knelt.

  Wang Mengmeng was also fooled. She really thought that Wang Cuihua invited God to come over, and she also knelt down.

  Zhang Yue'e finally stopped her stomachache. Seeing such absurd scene in front of her, she was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear.

   Suozi's mother-in-law is also too powerful, right?

  Mother Li is so unreasonable and troublesome, can she deal with it?

   "Order tofu in marinade, one thing is one thing, that's what my mother-in-law does in the village." Suizi saw Zhang Yue'e's confusion and took the initiative to explain.

  The mother-in-law is simply the nemesis of shrews. Li's mother doesn't believe in morality and ghosts, so she can fight against evil.

   "Has something happened to your family recently?" Wang Cuihua said in the voice of an old fairy.

  Mother Li was startled, but felt that the evil woman in front of her was too clever, so she hurriedly replied respectfully:

   "There is something wrong with Xinnv's family, so I ask the old fairy to give me some advice."

   "This matter has something to do with your man—that's impossible." Seeing Suizi shaking her head at her, Wang Cuihua immediately changed her words, pretending to count her fingers, and peeking at Suizi out of the corner of her eye.

  Suizi silently mouthed her son to Wang Cuihua.

  The Li family turned their backs to Suizi, so they couldn't see the little trick of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

   "Son—something happened to your son! That's why you made a fuss, and the old fairy saw it!" Wang Cuihua was categorical.

  Watching the excitement, Yu Shuisheng raised his eyebrows. Afterwards, when he returns to his hometown, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law can form a magic duo, and getting rich is not a dream.

  (end of this chapter)