I’m Cooking the Behemoth in the Primitive World

The tiger noticed the thoughts of the orange cat, frowned, and said something that Baishan couldn't understand. The hand has gone to the orange cat, obviously trying to throw the orange cat out.

Guo Zi'an took the orange cat into his arms and found a comfortable position in the tiger's arms, but he said indifferently: "You think too much, what bad thoughts can the kitty have?"

Tiger thought for a while, felt that Guo Zian's words made sense, and did not care, and continued to watch TV with Guo Zian.

Bai Shanjun was even more sad.

He was actually just a little cat in Guo Zian's eyes. In this way, even if he defeated the tiger, he would still be the pet in Guo Zi'an's eyes, just a kitty without any bad thoughts.

Fortunately, when sleeping at night, the tiger did not overstep, otherwise Bai Shanjun would be angry and give the tiger a few claws.

Bai Shan was lying on his back between Guo Zian and the tiger, and the little cat's face was serious.

He thought about it all night, thinking about how to take Guo Zi'an's heart, let Guo Zi'an divorce the tiger, and marry himself.

The heart is a mirage. To put it bluntly, it is to make sure that the relationship between them is not afraid of any foreign influence. Some partners will encounter money, some partners are mother-in-laws, and between him and Guo Zi'an is another tiger. If you want to break this mirage, what you have to do is actually defeat the things that affect his relationship with Guo Zian.

He thought that the tiger was just in the shape of a tiger. As long as his actions also lived like a human, he might be able to change his thoughts in Guo Zi'an's mind.

The idea is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny.

Early the next morning, Guo Zian went out amid the urging of the alarm clock. Before going out, he left a sentence to Bai Shanjun, "I'm going to work, and I'm at home obediently."

Bai Shanjun was at a loss as to why he was obediently at home when he saw the tiger actually put on a black suit and walked out carrying a briefcase.

After Guo Zian saw the tiger, his eyes lit up, "Really handsome."

As he said, he kissed the tiger on the face.

Bai Shanjun suddenly knocked over several vinegar jars, and he couldn't wait to get a few hands on the spot where Guo Zian had kissed him.

The tiger didn't care about Bai Shanjun's mood at all, and whispered something in Guo Zian's ear. Guo Zi'an smiled and nodded, "Okay, my husband takes me to work."

Bai Shanjun: "..."

He can't stand it anymore, ah ah ah ah ah.

Bai Shanjun no longer knew what face he was showing Guo Zian out of the door.

The two left, the door was closed, and the room was empty, leaving Bai Shanjun himself alone.

After Bai Shan reacted to it, he wanted to follow it out, but he was not able to reach the doorknob at all, and no matter how he jumped, he just couldn't reach the door.

Bai Shanjun returned to the sofa to nest, thinking about what he could do at home.

Bai Shanjun had already remembered the memory of him and Guo Zi'an going to the tree of grandfather's begging for a baby. He and Guo Zian are being tested by Grandpa Shu. That tiger is an obstacle to test their husband's feelings.

But Guo Zian was still stuck in this world, and he didn't see the difference between counterfeit goods and him. He had to find a way to get Guo Zian back.

When he goes out on patrols on weekdays, Guo Zian will clean up the house.

Baishan looked around and found that this modern house can only be described as spotless, and there is no room for sanitation at all.

Then, Guo Zi'an will give him a delicious barbecue.

Bai Shan all walked into the kitchen quickly, wanting to show his skills.

He remembered that there were a lot of delicious things in the refrigerator. He opened the refrigerator with great effort, and he saw all kinds of food. There are meat and vegetables that you know, and colorful pots that you don't know. Baishan all smelled it, as if it was something to drink.

Baishan chose a beautiful-looking red meat with Kobe beef written on it. He remembered that Guo Zian wanted to eat beef once, and he cooked it for Guo Zian today.

Baishan both bit the box of Kobe beef and strode on his cat's feet triumphantly. He wants to awaken Guo Zi'an with a familiar taste, remind Guo Zi'an of their bit by bit, and save Guo Zi'an from this illusory world.

Bai Shan knew that he was short, and realized that he could not jump on the stove. He pushed a chair over and jumped onto the stove through the chair.

Then he discovered a worse thing, he would not use the stove of this world.

He remembered that as long as it turned around, the fire on this stove could be big and small. Bai Shanjun thought about it for a while, tried to fiddle with it, and he really got it right.

Bai Shanjun is very happy, and it can be seen that even the **** of luck is helping him pursue Guo Zian.

Bai Shanjun used his claws to tear the plastic film. He did not forget that Guo Zian disliked the dirty fire. Bai Shanjun took a square board from the side, put the board on the fire, and then put the Kobe beef on the board for roasting. .

Guo Zi'an heard the news on the phone and did not respond for a long time.

The property manager said that his house was on fire, and the cause of the fire was that his little tiger put the wooden cutting board and cloth on the gas stove to bake.

Guo Zi'an couldn't understand what he heard, but he still asked for leave, took a taxi and rushed back.

When he returned to his community, he saw the blackened exterior of the house, showing that his kitchen was really burnt.

A lot of people came around, and neighbors watched from the outside of the cordon and wondered about the cause of the fire.

Human beings are always more tolerant of animals. I heard that the cause of the fire was a cat messing around. There happened to be no casualties, and the mentality was fairly calm.

Back home, the door was forcibly blasted, and the house was in a mess. The firefighters had already put out the fire, leaving a few personnel to record the scene, and some people specially filmed the scene of the fire.

Seeing Guo Zi'an, the property manager hurried forward, introduced the firefighters to Guo Zi'an, and explained the current situation.

Probably the situation was similar to what was said on the phone, because the community security patrolled more diligently, the kitchen was discovered as soon as smoke was coming out, and the scene was quickly brought under control.

It's just that the kitchen has been burnt down, the refrigerator is opened by the cat, and the dining room has also been affected to a certain extent. Fortunately, there is no problem in other places, that is, when the firefighters broke the door, the door was broken, and the movement of other personnel, extinguishing the fire source, etc., made the house messy.

The culprit, Bai Shanjun, was placed in a cat cage and bowed his head in a daze.

He didn't expect the fire in this world to be like this. Because the fire was too big, the cutting board was burned. In the primitive world, Baishan can use animal skins to fight fires. It's just that there are no animal skins in this world, Bai Shanjun wants to use cloth, but the cloth is flammable, making the fire even bigger.

Guo Zi'an paid the money, sent away the firefighters and the property manager, and sat on a chair by the dining table, waiting for him to calm down before dealing with the mess.

His entire home was destroyed. Guo Zian thought he should be angry, but seeing the pitiful little tiger lying in the cat cage, Guo Zian couldn't help but feel relieved.

He couldn't tell what it felt like. He felt that anyone would harm him, but Little Tiger would not.

Bai Shan has no face to face Guo Zian, he feels stupid, he can't even do such a simple thing.

Bai Shan buried his head in his own claws. After catching the fire, he tried hard to put out the fire, the hair on his body was burned, and the original four-footed snow had also become four-clawed coal mining.

Uncomfortable, he heard the sound of the cage being opened.

With both hands he carried him out of the dark and cramped cat cage. In the next second, he fell into Guo Zian's arms. One person and one cat hug each other.

For some reason, his husband is the South China tiger, but Guo Zian felt relieved only when he hugged the fat orange cat that stupidly burned his entire family.

No matter what, there will always be a time to resolve the matter.

Guo Zi'an held the orange cat and called the housekeeping company and the property, asked them to come and clean up, and then talked to the tiger, and then said to the orange cat: "Let’s go, it’s dirty. I will take you to a bath. You made it beautiful."

Guo Zi'an rubbed the fat on the orange cat, and the stone hanging in his heart finally fell.

The money is spent, and the little tiger is fine.

Guo Zian went out with the orange cat. Bai Shanjun only saw the outside environment. This world, he felt familiar and unfamiliar.

When he arrived at the pet shop, Guo Zian asked the pet shop to give Baishan a bath.

Seeing himself in the mirror, Bai Shanjun realized how bad he was. He was completely black and bald in several places, and his face was even darker. He and the coal-digging face next to Tan Luo The cats are exactly the same.

This doesn't need to be said by the pet groomer. Bai Shanjun jumped into the water and took the initiative to take a bath.

It was the first time that pet groomers saw such a proactive cat, and they were surprised. Guo Zi'an looked amused.

It's just that the orange cat said nothing to let the pet groomer touch anything, and finally the pet groomer used the kind of tickling gloves, and the orange cat rubbed his body for the pet groomer.

The pet groomer smiled and said, "Is there a little female cat you like?"

Guo Zian smiled stiffly for a moment.

A sentence that clearly has no problems is particularly harsh to the ears.

The pet groomer picked up the orange cat and was about to blow the hair with a hair dryer. He saw a certain part and put it down again. He said, "Mr. Guo, your little tiger has not been sterilized. Would you like to consider having it by the way? There are discounts for sterilization during the group purchase now."

Baishan has never heard of sterilization, and doesn't know what it is, but instinctively feels that it is not a good thing.

He looked at Guo Zian, who was hesitant, and turned on the hair dryer switch randomly placed nearby, causing the pet groomer to rush to catch the hair dryer, lest the hair dryer burn the small animal.

Guo Zi'an couldn't say what he felt. In the end, he was not sterilized. He just bought a few more small clothes for the orange cat to cover the potholes on the orange cat to prevent the orange cat from seeing the ugly depression.

At the checkout, the veterinarian stood by and spoke earnestly about the benefits of sterilization for a long time.

Guo Zian knows that sterilization is good for cats in the city, but he just can't tell what it feels like, he doesn't want to sterilize the little tiger.

Back in the house, the environment has almost recovered.

Guo Zi'an released the orange cat and wanted to cook dinner. Because the orange cat did not turn off the refrigerator, the contents had been thawed for a period of time, and then put it back, the taste may deteriorate, but it does not affect the eating.

Bai Shanjun didn't expect that he would get a blessing in disguise and put on his clothes smoothly.

Now as long as it learns to live like a human and is better than the big tiger, it can **** the first place in Guo Zian's mind, become Guo Zian's true partner, and take Guo Zian away from this mirage.

The orange cat in a small suit clenched his claws, his eyes were serious.

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution during 2021-01-1221:17:37~2021-01-1222:50:04~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Mo Yanliu;

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