I’m Cooking the Behemoth in the Primitive World
Chapter 142: To give daddy face
Hearing the child's apology, Guo Zian's heart suddenly softened, and the qi disappeared immediately.
In the face of Huangteng Birds and Beasts, Guo Zi'an only felt an unbearable anger in his heart, and wanted to kill those people. The cruelty struggled in his head, making Guo Zian exhausted, and he didn't want to face it, so he simply threw the matter to Bai Shanjun.
But it's different when taking care of children.
Although Little Banana, the clever ghost, did everything possible to want him to be less angry. But Guo Zian heard the shameful apology from Little Banana, and the anger in his body dropped to the bottom in an instant, and it was even hard to blame the children because of love.
Guo Zi'an was really worried that he would spoil his children.
Guo Zi'an resisted the reluctance in his heart, touched the little monkey's leaves, and said, "Come on, first apologize to Little Banana. Then copy it to me ten times. I'm sorry, and then write that you should not fight, and then apologize. Pass the letter to Little Banana. Do you know?"
Sorry ten times is a lot for Fetal Fruit. The fetal fruit has only rhizomes, the rhizomes are not strong, writing is very slow, and the tortoise is moving forward. After such a letter of apology comes down, it will take three to five days to say less.
"I know." The little monkey nodded the leaf.
Guo Zian turned his attention to Little Banana.
Hearing the punishment from the little monkey, the little banana immediately apologized like a bean, "I shouldn’t steal the water from the little monkey basin, I was wrong. Sorry little monkey, sorry daddy. I don’t dare anymore."
The little bit of energy that Guo Zi'an had finally raised was vented by Little Banana.
Guo Zi'an feels that it is really difficult for him to be a strict father. He touched the leaf of the little banana and said, “It’s daddy that’s not good. He didn’t water you when he left. It’s not wrong to want to drink water when you are thirsty. But you have to ask the little monkey first and get the little monkey’s consent. Drink the water in the little monkey's basin. You can't help but ask, do you know?"
When Little Banana heard it, she quickly shook the leaves like a rattle, "No, Daddy is not wrong. It's not Daddy's problem. It's me. I'll find out later. I won't steal the water from the little monkey's basin again. I also wrote I'm sorry ten times, and apologized to the little monkey."
"Little clever ghost." Guo Zian was really angry. "You are afraid that you will be punished heavier than the little monkey."
Little Banana didn't expect her idea to be discovered by Guo Zi'an. He shook the leaves in a twisty manner. The whole plant was embarrassed, "Daddy, you are so smart."
It is also clever, but Guo Zian thinks the cleverness of the little banana is very cute. Let his dad be reluctant to get up.
"But no. You are the main culprit." Guo Zi'an poked the leaf of the little banana and said.
Seeing that the situation is over, Little Banana had no choice but to admit, "Okay. No matter what Dad punishes, I am willing, as long as Dad doesn't ignore me."
"I have to punish a lot. Are you really willing?" Guo Zian tried his best to keep his mouth from rising.
How could his child be so cute, warm and well-behaved, although a bit naughty, he wouldn't be sophistry if he made a mistake. He was so obedient that he couldn't bear to punish them.
Little Banana nodded, indicating that she knew. But before he could speak, he was snatched by the little monkey beside him.
The little monkey heard that Guo Zi'an was going to be punished very badly, and was so worried that he rushed to answer: "I made the shot first, and I was also wrong. Daddy, let me share some of the punishment. I and Little Banana share the punishment equally."
When the other fetuses heard it, they also said worriedly: "Daddy, let's share a little too, but don't punish that much."
"I can also help with writing." Little Lianhua stretched her rhizome out of the water, "My rhizome is so thick, it's amazing to hold a pen."
"I, I, writing." Xiaoye tried his best to express it, but he was the weakest of the fourteen fetal fruits. He couldn't speak well, let alone control the rhizome.
Guo Zi'an is very pleased to see the children who are friendly and help each other, "If you can have this idea, dad is very happy."
The fetuses dance the leaves happily, even if they are punished, they have no fear. Because they simply felt that it was enough to see their dad happy.
The Cube Fetal Fruit raised his rhizome and asked: "Daddy, I don't understand."
"What don't you understand?" Guo Zi'an is hard to see that there is a problem with the cube fetal fruit.
The cube fetal fruit has always been a special existence in children, especially quiet. It's so quiet that Guo Zi'an sometimes thinks that the cube baby is an autistic child.
And the growth pattern of the cube fetal fruit is also very special. The other fetal fruits are smaller and smaller, and the leaves are getting bigger and bigger. Only the cube fetus still bears two small leaves, but the cube fetus is getting bigger and bigger, and the roots can be retracted into the cube.
When changing the pots for the cube fetus last time, Guo Zi'an was surprised to find that the cube fetus was still a ball.
Guo Zi'an still wanted to follow the original Jin Yu's way to carry the cube fetus on his back and carry it with him, but when he thought that the cube fetus would always take special care of the weak little leaf fetus, Guo Zian gave up this plan.
The two small leaves on the head of the cube fetal fruit bend slightly backwards, as if looking up at Guo Zi'an, with a calm voice and a kind of academic tyrant, "Why do we need friendship between our brothers?"
"In my understanding, the nature of creatures should prey on each other, and by eroding the weak, they can obtain the resources for survival, so as to extend their lives."
"Grass absorbs nutrients from the land, rabbits eat grass, wolves eat rabbits, tigers eat wolves. After the tigers die, they return to the land and are absorbed by the grass again. Life is like this."
"Little banana is thirsty and lacks the resources to continue his life. He stretched out his roots to **** the water in the little monkey basin. This is the instinct of living creatures."
"Why does Dad want us to violate biological instincts and let us live together in love?"
Guo Zi'an didn't expect that the cube fetal fruit would say such philosophical words, and he was shocked.
If there is no comparison, there is only a child with a cube fetus, and Guo Zian probably still thinks that the fetus given by Grandpa Shu is so smart. But after listening to Little Banana's childish language for a long time, after listening to these words, Guo Zi'an felt that the Cube Fetal Fruit was a personal talent.
It's a pity that there are no universities in this world.
The other fetal fruits seem to understand but not understand.
Especially the small leaf fetal fruit, the whole fetal fruit has been stunned, and I have been silly for a long time, and then repeat the last two words, "To live together?"
The cube fetal fruit didn't dislike the dull little leaf fetal fruit at all. Instead, a rhizome stretched out, following Guo Zi'an to feel the leaves of the small leaf fetal fruit.
Guo Zian rarely got serious, changed his sitting posture a little, organized his thoughts for a while, then said: "If you use a biological way, because one person can't completely deal with the dangers of the whole world. So we have to start uniting."
"Like, I definitely can't beat your white daddy." Guo Zian's words were immediately interrupted by the square fetal fruit.
"No. Daddy, you can beat it." Cube Fetal Guo retorted.
Guo Zi'an has a spatial ability, and looking back at this big killer in time, none of the ten white mountains can fight against Guo Zi. But if compared from the aspect of ability and force, Guo Zian is indeed inferior to Bai Shanjun who has experienced many battles.
Baishanjun is the strongest orc of the White Tiger tribe. It is not the middle race of thunderprint leopards. When fighting, he has high defense and great strength. Even if the black bear orc hits Baishanjun with a fist, he has to fly out and break several. bone.
But the cube fetal fruit doesn’t know that Guo Zi’an has spatial powers. He analyzes it from another angle, “I think you have a very strong power in you, and this power is sometimes stronger and scarier than Daddy Bai. I think Daddy. You can beat Daddy Bai."
Little Banana Feiguo also said, "I think so too. Daddy must be better than Daddy Bai. Daddy Bai dares to beat you, so Daddy will let him go to sleep in the wooden house."
Guo Zi'an: "..."
Guo Zi'an was made a blushing face by the childish speech of the little banana.
He clearly remembered the last time that Bai Shanjun moved his hands and feet on the bed to prevent him from sleeping, so he said, and if he made trouble, he asked Bai Shanjun to sleep in the wooden hut, and he was not allowed to teach bad children. After Bai Shanjun heard it, he became honest, but the next morning, when he was confused, he was still succeeded by a certain white tiger orc.
The cube fetus nodded, "Daddy Bai knew that he couldn't beat Daddy, so he didn't dare to resist. Hearing that he was going to sleep in the wooden house, he immediately obediently."
Although they are still fetuses, they wink and know who has the highest status in the family. So they listen to Guo Zian's words especially at home, but sometimes they don't care so much about Bai Shanjun's words. It's just that Bai Shanjun really doesn't like to talk, and there is no chance of being cared by the fetuses.
Guo Zi'an: "..."
How did he tell the children about the **** issues between these husbands and wives.
Guo Zi'an gave a dry cough and turned the topic back, "Then I and Daddy Bai have a strong alliance, so many people will not dare to beat us. We will not be bullied."
The cube fetal fruit nodded, "Well. I remember, Daddy said that one chopstick will be broken easily. But three chopsticks won't."
"But Daddy Bai not only broke three of them, but also the 100 that Daddy said later...Oh, why poke me." The little banana was poked by the little monkey next to it and the little leaves were about to fall off.
"You have to give your father face. Face." The little monkey emphasized.
Guo Zi'an: "..."
It's so hard to teach children.
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