I’m Cooking the Behemoth in the Primitive World

In order to engage in big holiday promotions, Wanzu Trading City has implemented the lunar calendar.

In this way, there are many festivals such as the Spring Festival, Qixi Festival and Qingming Festival to promote everyone's consumption.

There are many people in Guo Zian's family, so the place to live is also big. In the twenty-fourth year of the year, Guo Zian organized his family to clean up.

The children are very active. When they were young and most enthusiastic, Guo Zian had a good job, and the children couldn't wait to start working.

Little Banana got a job as a floor mopping. The five-year-old is not as high as a mop. Although he has a lot of strength, his height problem prevents him from mopping the floor well.

The little monkey is not very good, he is responsible for cleaning the windows. Also because of the size problem, I can't wipe half of the glass on my tiptoes.

Little leaves are wipe toys, but toys are shared by everyone. Some toys can't touch water, and some toys can only be wiped clean with water. He was made big by the sound of his brothers pointing the country.

The kitten who was cutting the window grille saw that the small leaves wanted to wipe the catnip cloth fish doll with water, and quickly stopped and knocked off the ink bottle next to it.

The couplets that Xiao Zhengzheng had just written were stained black, and the culprit ink bottle fell to the ground, smearing the little banana just cleaned up again.

The little banana was so angry that he wanted to reason, and the mop happened to mix with the chair at the feet of the little monkey. One of the little monkeys couldn't stand firmly, and fell directly, and fell on the little strawberry holding the red lantern.

The little banana is pressed against the little strawberry, and the little strawberry squashes the red lantern made of paper.

Seeing the whole house in a mess, the little watermelon came out first, "No, we have to think of a new solution."

The little monkey doesn't like someone who is more pushy than him, but at this moment, he also admits that he has to think of a good solution to the problem.

"What should I do then?" Little Banana was still trying to restore the squashed lantern, but it was a pity that it became more and more wrinkled.

Little watermelon didn't know what to think of. In his eyes, Guo Daddy's assignment of tasks is the best.

Xiao Hulu said: "Let's unite."

Xiaozheng agrees, "Yes."

Unity is not necessarily strength, but at least there is no need for conflicts.

Although Little Banana was still unconvinced about Xiao Zhengzheng's first birth, Xiao Zhengzheng was indeed the smartest among them.

Of course, Guo Zian didn't worry about the children, so he secretly hid in the dark to observe after arranging the task. When he saw problems with the children, he knew it was inevitable. Guo Zi'an has a temper, and see how they deal with problems with Little Banana.

Under Xiao Zhengzheng's organization, thirteen children started to work in an orderly manner.

Naturally, cleaning should be done from top to bottom.

So the first thing to do is to clean the ceiling. But the broom for sweeping the ceiling is for adults, and children are not tall enough to reach the ceiling even if they are lifted.

It doesn't matter, the child can build a pyramid shape, the little monkey and the little banana stand to the highest point, and finally the broom is enough. The little leaf pointed to the side and adjusted its position.

Xiaozheng wanted to say that he could do it with a few strokes of plant abilities, but seeing everyone so positive, he didn't say anything.

Cleaning windows is also a similar situation. The little guys took turns to be the tallest one, and the brothers loved each other and didn't fight for a good position.

Even Xiao Zhengzheng, who is usually not very gregarious, helped.

Even the ceiling is a client, so the easy tasks of wiping the table and dusting the dust are natural.

The fourteen little white tigers began to wipe the floor. Each little white tiger held a towel with its paws, driven its two hind legs, and wiped forward neatly.

As he walked, his tail straightened up, and small pink or black claws rose and fell.

Guo Zian was extremely proud to see the chubby little white tigers. These little chubby piers are all fattened by him.

Soon, the children finished cleaning and changed back into human form, sitting around a window cut and writing Spring Festival couplets.

Guo Zian was very pleased and turned around to cook.

Little Banana realized afterwards, "Oh, didn't we just use plant power just now?"

Several little idiots remembered, "Yes, why I didn't expect it."

Xiaozheng shook his head, thinking that everyone is a fetus on the same branch, why is there such a big gap.

The little monkey saw Xiao Zhengzheng shaking his head, a little arrogant, "What? Big brother, you didn't think of it this time?"

It seems that their smart eldest brother is not so smart sometimes.

Xiao Zhengzheng knocked the little monkey on the head, "Daddy was watching outside just now."

In a word, all the children were shocked. Fortunately, they are not lazy.

Xiao Zhengzheng said again: "Daddy is probably very sad. You didn't know how to use plants for so long."

children:"……"

So Xiao Zhengzheng didn't say it because he wanted to let his father see how stupid they were?

On New Year's Eve, Guo Zian and his family made dumplings together.

Bai Shanjun and Guo Shuyu are responsible for the hard work, making noodles, cutting vegetables, and working neatly. Xiao Caixin works carefully, washing vegetables, peeling these things most handy. Guo Zi'an stirs the fillings, seasons them, and teaches the children how to make dumplings.

The fourteen little guys are divided into two tables, looking around, like a poor student who wants to copy the answer next door in an exam.

The small strawberry is well crafted, and the dumplings made are extremely beautiful, and they are indescribably lifelike.

Xiao Zhengzheng's craftsmanship is also very good, but after a few more, Guo Zian realized that something was wrong. The dumplings that Xiaozheng is making are actually the same size and the same texture. If you don't look closely, you can hardly tell the difference.

The lively little banana pointed this out, and the children watched.

"It's amazing. It's exactly the same." Xiao Hulu's eyes were dumbfounded.

Kittens even saw the eyes as cross-crossing eyes, and they couldn't see the difference.

Little Strawberry took two dumplings and compared them with each other, "It seems that the weight is the same."

Xiao Zhengzheng said seriously: "It's different, the weight of the dumpling wrappers is different, and the fillings inside are different."

"Excessive." Little Strawberry gasped.

The implication does not mean that the difference in the weight of the skins of Baishan Jun's rolls led to the difference in Xiaozhengzheng's dumplings.

Little Banana and Little Monkey nodded in relief, "It turns out there is still a difference."

Guo Zi'an: "..."

Guo Zi'an sighed in his heart. Not only is there a difference in dumplings, but there is also a big difference in children's IQs.

Looking at the crooked dumplings made by Little Banana, Guo Zian was silent.

Treat it with your heart.

For New Year's Eve dinner, Guo Zi'an did not forget to invite Ye Feimiao's family, as well as Grandpa Shu, who usually doesn't like to appear very much.

The whole family had a lively New Year's Eve dinner.

It is forbidden to set off fireworks in the Wanzu Trading City. There is no TV in this world. After the New Year's Eve dinner, everyone played poker and mahjong.

This time, the disadvantage of high IQ appeared.

No children want to play with Xiao Zhengzheng.

Little Banana was the first to take the lead. He drove the two brothers and said, "I don’t play with Xiaozheng. Last time I bet on peanut candy with Xiaozheng, but Xiaozheng even guessed my card. It's over. I can't even eat a bite of candy."

"No, no, no, playing with Xiao Zhengzheng, I have no sense of IQ. Xiao Zhengzheng crushes me and I can't get happiness." Xiao Watermelon has a more honest personality, and his words are honest and straightforward.

Xiao Strawberry also said that he did not want it, but he is more articulate, "I and Xiao Hulu and they said they would have fun fighting the landlords together during the day."

Xiao Strawberry thinks that IQ is not bad, but he is right in front of Xiao Zheng. He can only win if the card in his hand has a greater advantage. Moreover, he also wants to be happy about this big Chinese New Year, and win a few more games, so naturally he doesn't want to find abuse in Xiao Zhengzheng's place.

Xiaoyeye was originally Xiaozhengzheng's little follower, and he usually turned around Xiaozhengzheng, so he would naturally help Xiaozhengzheng at this time.

It's just that two people's poker is boring. For games involving intelligence, such as Go, Chess and Animal Chess, Xiaoye is not proportional to Xiaozheng at all.

Xiao Zheng is persuading Xiao Ye Zi to play with other brothers, while he plays Go with Grandpa Shu.

Adults are naturally playing together.

But Ye Feimiao was very thief. He quickly abandoned Yuan Jin Yu and joined Little Banana's camp.

Yuan Jinyu glanced at the scene of three small ones and one big one, and shook his head helplessly, "Things gather together."

Seeing that his father was so uncomfortable, the little dolphin couldn't help but add one sentence in his heart: the chickens pecked at each other.

Guo Zi'an had to look at Guo Shuqiu. Guo Shuyu nowadays has exactly the appearance of eighteen, no different from an adult.

Guo Shuyu gave his position to Xiao Caixin.

"I don't know how to play." Xiao Caixin waved her hand quickly.

"I teach you." Guo Shuying pulled a chair and sat behind Xiao Caixin. Because of love, the banditry in Guo Shuyu became obedient and obedient.

Seeing this scene of affection, Guo Zian cast a teasing look at Bai Shanjun. When their children are older, they all know that Gong Cabbage is. Guo Zi'an felt that joy in his heart.

Bai Shan saw it, but he kissed Guo Zian's lips without hesitation. A dragonfly clicked the water, and it was fleeting, but the calm water of the lake caused waves of ripples.

Guo Zi'an didn't expect Bai Shanjun to be so bold, and he glared at Bai Shanjun.

Bai Shanjun shuffled with a smile, letting Guo Zi'an look at it, his face was not red or breathless, he knew that he was a senior LSP at first glance.

Guo Zi'an doesn't play Mahjong very often, and his card skills are not good. But he doesn't care about winning or losing in the New Year.

Bai Shanjun usually focuses on fighting, Xiao Caixin is completely a mahjong novice, Guo Zian predicts that the biggest win will be Yuan Jinyu.

The first three games were indeed as expected by Guo Zi'an. Yuan Jinyu won two sets and Guo Zi'an won one set.

Xiao Caixin was very embarrassed because he lost three games in a row, and said to Guo Shuyu behind him: "Or, come and play."

Guo Shuyu asked, "Do you want to win?"

Xiao Caixin didn't know what Guo Shuying wanted to say, but she still nodded.

"I teach you, to win a game, you give me a kiss." Guo Shuyu said.

Xiao Caixin was surprised by Guo Shuzhu's brazenness. But Guo Shuhuan could be even more shameless. Seeing that Xiao Caixin didn't answer, he immediately began to shuffle the cards, "I assume you agree."

When the cards were shuffled, Guo Shuyu leaned forward and leaned very close. Xiao Caixin doesn't reject Guo Shuyu's contact. She is just slower, blushing and she doesn't know how to deal with the current problems.

Mahjong starts again.

Guo Zi'an wanted to make a game so that Guo Shuhuan had a chance to get a kiss, but unexpectedly found that the battle was fierce.

I saw Yuan Jinyu and Bai Shanjun joined forces to fight Guo Shuyu.

Guo Zian realized that although Baishan Jun usually has more responsibility for his children than his family, Xiao Caixin is the little padded jacket of their family. In this way, Guo Shuhuan swept the cabbage in front of his old father, and Baishan, as his old father, was naturally unhappy.

Baishan is not happy, Guo Shuhuan is not easy to win this game of Mahjong.

Yuan Jinyu and Xiao Caixin get along longer. Former Jin Yu taught Xiao Caixin to look at the store and do craftsmanship, and treat Xiao Caixin as half of her daughter.

The original Jin Yu naturally stood with Bai Shanjun and played against Guo Shuhuan.

Guo Zi'an wanted to say that Guo Shuhuan was also their half son, but the male orcs had the responsibility of the family, and both force and intelligence were necessary. He did not help Guo Shuyu, nor did he stand by Bai Shanjun and the others, still beating casually.

Guo Shuyu did not admit defeat, but focused more on dealing with the situation in front of him.

In the first set, Baishan won.

Baishan didn't say anything, and silently shuffled the cards.

Guo Shuyu was a little upset, trying to maintain a smile, and said to Xiao Caixin: "Give me another chance and I will try again."

Xiao Caixin didn't realize anything, and nodded with a smile, "It doesn't matter if you win or lose."

Upon hearing this, the three fathers felt that Xiao Caixin's intimate cotton was too cute.

But in the second set, Guo Shuhuan won.

Bai Shan didn't care too much, after all, his cards in this game weren't good. Mahjong is one aspect of strength, and sometimes there is no way it can be unlucky.

Xiao Caixin clapped her hands happily. The round just now was really thrilling.

After applauding, she became embarrassed again. Because it was her two fathers who lost, and Yuan Jin Yu who was great to her. In Xiao Caixin's heart, Yuan Jinyu was verbally a master, but he was also in the same position as his father.

Immediately, Xiao Caixin thought that she would kiss Guo Shuyu if she lost, and her face blushed immediately.

Fortunately, Guo Shuying did not speak, and silently shuffled the cards.

Xiao Caixin breathed a sigh of relief.

In the third set of Guo Shuhuan's end, Guo Shuhuan still won.

The fourth set.

The fifth set...

Guo Shuhuan won six games in a row, and everyone realized that there was a problem with Guo Shuhuan.

Having fun with relatives, Guo Zi'an didn't think about anything, but thought it was Guo Shufei who had good luck. But the number of times is too many, no matter how lucky it is, it is impossible to win all the time.

It's just that Guo Zi'an is very curious, what kind of methods did Guo Shuhuan use?

Bai Shanjun and Yuan Jinyu are also curious, so knowing that Guo Shuhuan is coming out of a thousand, he still plays with Guo Shuhuan.

What is strange is that Guo Shuyu has both sleeves rolled up, and there is no trace of Qian Qian. And Guo Shuhuan does not participate in the poker game on weekdays, and it is impossible to predict that Ye Feimiao would give up playing mahjong.

An action of Bai Shanjun reminded Guo Zian, called Guo Zian suddenly.

Bai Shan sniffed the cards in his hand.

Snakes have very poor eyesight, but their sense of smell is very good. Guo Shuhuan does not need to change his cards, as long as he leaves the corresponding smell on the cards, he can achieve the effect of recording cards. And Guo Shuhuan also participated in the shuffling. In the case of winning streak to control the number of dice, Guo Shuhuan can give everyone what card he wants to give.

Of course, the prerequisite is to have a certain amount of brains and be able to quickly calculate the best situation for you under everyone's eyes.

This is not something ordinary people can do. IQ like the little banana, even if you put all the cards out clearly, you can't figure out which point is best for you.

Little banana: "..."

Bai Shanjun also thought of the twists and turns. Although he didn't like Guo Shuhuan's outburst, he had to say that Guo Shuhuan's IQ surprised him.

Who would have thought that Guo Shuzhen, who is usually silent, full of gangsters, and hunting wounds, would have such a brain.

Bai Shan was relieved to hand Xiao Caixin to Guo Shuqiang.

Yuan Jin Yu also showed admiring eyes.

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