I’m Crashing and Shooting Crash Three

"make a deal!"

Xiao Chen agreed without thinking much. He originally wanted to refuse, but being able to get such a large investment without violating his heart is really... really sweet!

It's just that the requirements for the actors are very high. Next, I can only hope that Otto will make no mistakes and be super good.

13 You won't even call me a bishop

"Ah ow-"

Otto, who was just talking about Xiao Chen in his heart, sneezed.

"Master Otto, is your body okay?" Amber heard Otto's sneeze, and although his words were concerned, there was no emotion in his voice, and said: "Oh, I forgot that your body is made of soul steel. composition, there is no possibility of a cold."

"I'm fine, maybe someone is talking about me."

As a bishop of destiny, Otto is usually talked about, and he doesn't care, but this time he can probably guess who is talking behind his back.

It must be Xiao Chen!

He, a little director, received such a big investment!

Must be so excited now!

Possibly singing my greatness in the room right now!

hum! Wait until you know my identity and see if you dare to treat me like this!

Just when Otto thought so, the mobile phone showed that he had been pulled into the staff group of the three movies.

And then the first message he received was-

"@All the members have a big head who invested a lot of money in us today. From today onwards, the work will be doubled! The salary will be doubled! There will be a free physical examination tomorrow. If you are interested, you can sign up with the finance department. I can give you a half-day vacation. "

Take advantage of it? ?

If I treat you like this, you will take me for granted? !

Believe it or not, I'll divest now?

me…

Xiao Chen: "By the way, has anyone applied for the role of Karen recently?"

"Director, you need to find too few natural silver hair, and it looks good and has bigger breasts. People with such good looks have already become famous."

"This requirement can't be lowered. I'll start filming for now. If I can't find it, I'll film other people's scripts first."

I, I, I, I think your company is very promising! Decided to give you an additional investment!

Otto's mood brightened instantly, and then he heard the report from Amber Hui.

"Master Otto, I have arranged a general physical examination for all employees on the grounds of company benefits as you requested. However, the director you mentioned did not sign up."

"It doesn't matter, there is a chance." Otto waved his hand indifferently and said, "Amber, is your attitude towards me a little strange?"

"No, you think too much, Lord Otto."

You won't even call me a bishop!

"I've always been on your side, Otto-sama, do you need me to collect the latest women's fashion trends for you and send them to you?"

"Amber, listen to my explanation! I really don't want to wear women's clothes!" Otto immediately defended himself when he heard the words.

"Clam?"

"Lord Otto, you are thinking too much. Didn't you say before that the latest set of Valkyrie armor should be designed by you? I found some clothes that are convenient for combat for your reference."

"Oh, you said that."

Otto breathed a sigh of relief.

He knew that Amber must understand him!

"Yeah." Amber nodded and said relievedly on the other end of the phone: "However, today I found out why you designed the Valkyrie armor yourself."

"Clam?" Otto suddenly felt that something was wrong with the topic.

"It must be a pity that you can't wear this dress yourself."

? ?

"Amber, you... did you misunderstand something?"

"Master Otto, you don't need to explain! Today's events will pretend to be nothing! Please don't worry! I'm sorry! As your secretary, I didn't find out about this in the first place!"

"No...you listen to my sophistry, ah, no, explain."

Before Otto could finish speaking, Amber hung up the phone, and a dialog box flickered on the other side of her computer...

The next day, in the morning, Xiao Chen specially gave all the employees a half-day vacation because he said about the physical examination last night. Let them move freely, but get everything done as soon as possible.

Otto happened to meet Amber at the agreed place, and by the way, he changed into the equipment that he thought of when he was bored before - a special soul steel prosthesis for Judas, and stored his memories of what happened yesterday.

He designed this soulsteel body because he suffered the loss of Judas' gloves from the previous generation's Herrscher Walter.

It's just because this body only had a little effect on Judas, and it was completely useless in other aspects. In the end, it was shelved and kept in the warehouse of destiny, and it was only able to see the sun today.

Otto didn't think that he would use this body one day.

When changing his body, although Otto wanted to explain what happened yesterday to Amber, the whole process was very hasty. Before he could say a few words, Xiao Chen started to move, and Otto could only follow the plan last night.

He asked Amber to use the physical examination as an excuse to deceive Xiao Chen's physical information.

Of course, he also guessed that Xiao Chen might not undergo the medical examination, and at this time, they need to implement their current plan!

First, Otto pretended to meet Xiao Chen on the street.

Then, when Otto led Xiao Chen to the blood donation car where Amber was located, Amber pretended to change shifts and appeared in front of the two of them, so Xiao Chen would definitely be attracted by Amber's appearance!

In order to get close to Amber, it is also reasonable for him to donate blood!

It's like, you see a good-looking girl in a store, buy something in order to pursue the girl, and then pretend that you can't scan WeChat, and then ask the girl for a QR code!

Plan pass!

Please call me the master of emotions, the analyst of human nature Otto!

Otto smiled confidently while pretending to meet Xiao Chen at the corner and greeted him.

"Director, what a coincidence, you are also shopping."

Xiao Chen took a look at Otto with his sunglasses, and said, "Isn't this Europe, I'm looking for a woman who is suitable to play Karen."

Isn't that just a coincidence!

Otto was overjoyed and offered to go with Xiao Chen, and the latter agreed after thinking that he had no reason to refuse.

Then, under Otto's suspicious inducement, Xiao Chen followed Otto to the blood donation station where Amber was located.

This is not because of how good Otto's skills are, but because the entire street is Otto's, and he directly blocked the intersection. Xiao Chen had no purpose but to take a small path.

At the location he designed, Xiao Chen also saw Amber who "just happened" to the blood donation car after changing shifts. After seeing Amber's appearance, Xiao Chen said in surprise: "It would be nice if he could come to Karen. ."

It's all in my Otto's plan!

Hearing Xiao Chen's speech, Otto held back his laughter, and said with excitement on his face: "Director! It's better to take action! It's better to catch up and ask if the other party means this."

Xiao Chen glanced at Otto in surprise and said, "You are so active, why don't you do me a favor."

"Director, shouldn't you ask me to donate blood? No, I just finished the operation last month, and I can't see blood yet." Otto had long thought that Xiao Chen might make this request, and said immediately.

"What surgery? Appendices? But I don't see any incisions on you."

"hemorrhoid!"

14 Bishops were assassinated and blocked the audience!

"What surgery? Appendices? But I don't see any incisions on you."

"hemorrhoid!"

It can be said that in order to deceive Xiao Chen Otto, he also sacrificed himself.

After hearing Otto's answer, Xiao Chen glanced at Otto with pity, and patted Otto's shoulder with his hand.

Otto looked at Xiao Chen's expression and secretly said in his heart.

So you're always embarrassed to ask me to donate blood!

But what surprised Otto was that Xiao Chen didn't mean to get in the car, but stood on the spot and touched his chin, and suddenly asked, "Do you think the blood donation car has the function of blood transfusion?"

"Should have?" Although Otto didn't know what Xiao Chen asked to ask this question, he still answered subconsciously, and then saw Xiao Chen's eyes suddenly turn to himself and asked.

"You said that if I suddenly stab you now, will the person above the blood donation car come down and give you blood?"

Otto thought he could play with human nature, but he didn't expect Xiao Chen to stop being a human at all!

He can't say such a thing if he has a bit of human element!

"Director, stop joking, if you really want to stab me, you will be taken away by the police. How can you talk to the other party?"

"Well, so be conscious."

"Huh??" Ning Zhen is indeed a Herrscher.

I used to think that Honkai could have no effect on you, but now I was wrong. Honkai's brainwashing was successful, and Honkai's thoughts were deeply ingrained! It's even blooming!

Xiao Chen suddenly laughed when he saw Otto's reaction, and said, "Just kidding, you are my important employee. How can I bear to hurt you at this critical moment? After all, I have to squeeze... and hope. And you."

"Clam??" Did you mean to squeeze just now?

Otto didn't care about Xiao Chen's slip of the tongue. After all, he had already seen through who he was.

"Then boss, why don't you just go up and draw some blood."

Xiao Chen said very simply: "I'm dizzy..."

"It's alright, inappropriately drawing blood by mistake."

"Huh?" You're starting to be a human too, aren't you?

Xiao Chen opened his mouth and said, "I'm dizzy, how can I persuade her to join the crew?"

"I can help you."

"Then I think the original plan was good."

it is good! Since you're not a human being, don't blame me for being ruthless!

"Clam??"

"But you said you couldn't hurt me?"

"Have you forgotten our profession? Haven't you seen the blood pack for acting?"

I saw Xiao Chen took out a bag of blood from his clothes and said.

"Why do you carry this kind of thing with you??"

"Occupational habits?"

"What career did you do before you became a director??"

"Warehouse Manager."

Responsible for managing the contents of the warehouse into your own pocket? ?

Seeing Xiao Chen approaching him in the dark, Otto also stepped back a little bit and said, "Wait, what's the excuse? Why does it bleed? It's impossible to bleed when there is a sign of bleeding in the street, right??"

"Because he just finished hemorrhoid surgery and wanted to perform high-altitude splits on the street, causing hemorrhoids to crack and hemorrhoids to bleed?" Xiao Chen quickly made settings for Otto.

"Then why don't you go on your own?" Otto continued to ask.

"I don't have hemorrhoids." Xiao Chen replied as a matter of course.

Even if Otto didn't have this kind of hidden disease, he felt a ton of critical blows at this moment.

He never thought that he could be trapped by his own settings.

The setting that I spelled out with the death of the society was used by the other party, is this the Herrscher of Constraints? Terrible!

"Stop talking nonsense! Look at the trick!" When Otto was stunned, Xiao Chen threw it away with the prepared blood bag.

I run away!