I’m Going To Be a Loser

Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Three

Ding Hui's face was even redder. It had nothing to do with drinking. She was really embarrassed. She thought to herself, "It seems that I was wrong. I'm not a manly man, I'm a little girl, I'm careful, and I'm small, so what's the matter? No matter how smart you are, Old Li, you can't think of me as a woman? Your big truth, although it's not wrong, it's playing the piano to a cow. The audience is wrong, no, you can't think like that, it's wrong to play the piano to a cow, I'm not a cow, I'm a beauty, a big beauty, a beautiful, clean, beautiful fairy with a blue heart!"

Ding Hui thought to herself, mocking herself and comforting herself, and immediately changed the subject and said something that Old Li loved to listen to: "Brother, I don't know if you have a new work recently, can you talk about it and listen to it, enjoy the strange article together, and analyze the doubts? "

This girl has also started to make a crepe. She is searching for her stomach today. She has taken her from kindergarten until now, and she has taken out all the stock details!

Sure enough, when it comes to poetry, Lao Li Xiahuai is in the middle, and Lao Li is immediately happy, laughing and saying: "Recently, there are new works, of course, but how can it be fun to do it on the spot?"

This kid, turning his face is faster than turning a book!

Ding Hui was overjoyed and said, "Big brother is going to write poetry in court?"

Li Bai laughed, didn't hold the wine glass, didn't mention the wine jug, just got up and picked up the half jar of wine on the table with both hands, drank everything in one breath, put down the jar, and swayed: "Brother, you are right, today I am To write poetry in court!"

Ding Hui was overjoyed and said, "Hurry up and call my friend Pen Mo to serve you!"

Sun Fangyan agreed, and just as he was about to go, Li Bai shook his head and smiled: "No need, I carry it with me. Those who practice martial arts never leave the sword, and those who read, never leave the pen!"

Sun Fangyan hurriedly went over to take out the pen and paper from Li Bai's bag, Ding Hui hurriedly cleared the table to make room, and Li Bai laughed and said, "No, at this moment, my thoughts are gushing forth, and I am so talented, like the water of the Yellow River, gushing endlessly, a small square table, In the land of size, where can I hold my eternal talent? A thin piece of paper, as light as nothing, how can I carry my arrogance?"

Ding Hui smiled and said, "What big brother said, I don't know what big brother means?"

Li Bai laughed loudly, holding the pen in his hand, turned around and walked towards the wall, after a little concentration, he picked up the pen and wrote on the wall, chanting in his mouth, and writing on his hand. :

Don't you see the water of the Yellow River coming from the sky, rushing to the sea and not returning.

Don't you see Gaotang Mingjing's sad white hair, the morning like blue silk and the evening turning into snow.

Life is full of joy, and don't let the golden bottle face the moon.

I was born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone.

Cooking sheep and slaughtering oxen for pleasure requires drinking three hundred cups at a time.

Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng, will drink wine, don't stop drinking.

I sing a song with you, please listen to me.

The bells and drums are not expensive enough, but I wish I would stay drunk and not want to wake up.

The sages and sages in ancient times were all lonely, only the drinkers kept their names.

In the past, King Chen enjoyed banquets and banquets, fighting wine and bantering for thousands of years.

Why does the master say that he has little money, and he has to sell it to the king.

Five-flowered horses, Qianjin Qiu, Hu'er will exchange for wine, and sell the eternal sorrow with you.

Ding Hui was overjoyed: "This is how Li Bai's song "Will Enter the Wine" originally came from. If I didn't invite him to drink, there would be no such famous poem that has been passed down through the ages!" This is a bit of bullshit, but that's how she is. think.

Li Bai wrote down this ancient masterpiece in one breath, dropped the pen, took two steps back, stared at the wall, shook his head, and laughed.

Ding Hui blurted out a thumbs up: "The strokes of the pen shocked the wind and the rain, and the poetry became the weeping of ghosts and gods! This work, eldest brother, will surely last forever!" Before he finished speaking, he heard a plop, and Li Bai fell to the ground and fainted.

Ding Hui and Sun Fangyan were shocked and hurriedly went to see. Ding Hui had learned first aid at the police academy. Upon seeing it, he immediately felt relieved that he was drunk, not faint, and immediately helped him up.

Fortunately, Li Bai happened to be drunk at this time. Otherwise, he would have been shocked when he heard Ding Hui say, "The pen is falling and the wind and rain are shaking, and the poem is crying."

In fact, when Du Fu saw Li Bai, he was overwhelmed by Li Bai's talent on the spot, and instantly became Li Bai's little fanboy. He wrote a poem for Li Bai and praised Li Bai.

But at this time Du Fu has not seen Li Bai, the two have not met, and of course there is no poem yet.

If Li Bai didn't get drunk and heard Ding Hui recite these two poems, he thought it was written by Ding Hui, but when Du Fu appeared and made this poem on the spot, wouldn't it be revealed?

At this moment, the door opened suddenly, and the shop assistant rushed in. He was shocked when he heard such a big movement inside, and hurried in to have a look. When he saw the situation in front of him, he was startled and hurried forward: "Why? Now, what happened to this guest?"

Sun Fangyan said: "It's nothing, I'm drunk, come and help him get up."

The second shop assistant hurriedly stepped forward to help. The three of them were in a hurry. They finally helped Li Bai up and let him sit on the stool and lie on the table.

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief. The shop assistant looked at the empty glass and the empty wine jug and the empty wine jar on the table. He stuck out his tongue and laughed, "The guests are really good at drinking." Suddenly, he glanced at the wall, his face changed greatly, and he said urgently. : "Guest officer, what's going on here, how can you do this, how can you scribble on the wall, how can the little one explain it? What can I do, what can I do?"

Sun Fangyan glanced at Ding Hui, Ding Hui calmly sat down slowly.

Sun Fangyan glared at the second shopkeeper and hummed, "What should I do, cold salad! What are you making a fuss about, what a big deal, we will pay you!"

The shop assistant was terrified and said anxiously: "Pay, how to pay? Our business is so good, there are so many customers every day, this private room has a banquet every day from morning to night, which requires shoveling off the walls and repainting the walls, How much business will be delayed"

He didn't finish a word, only to hear a snapping sound, the shop assistant was startled, turned his head to look, saw Ding Hui sitting there with a frosty face, slapped the table heavily, and snorted coldly.

The shop boy was startled, and quickly smiled and said, "Young Master, you must not be angry, the younger one is telling the truth, the younger is just a buddy who does errands in the hall, the son, you have a lot of adults, don't embarrass the younger one. ."

Ding Hui slowly picked up the half glass of remnant wine in front of her, finished drinking it bit by bit, put down the glass slowly, and said lightly, "Go and call your boss!"

The second shopkeeper shook his head and said, "Young Master, you want to see our boss. To be honest, the youngest has never seen our boss before, and he has never been to the store."

Ding Hui snorted coldly, and Sun Fangyan glared angrily: "Too much nonsense, why don't you hurry up and call you in charge!"

The shop boy was startled, and said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, the little one will go right away, go right away" and hurriedly turned around.