I'm in Konoha: He Is Invincible As Long As He Swings A Knife

"Ding dong!"

"Ding dong!"

"Ding dong!"

The doorbell of the other house rang.

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Uchiha Fugaku are waiting to open the door.

"Crunch!"

The door was opened.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was talking and laughing with Uchiha Fugaku, suddenly saw a big thick stick slamming down on his Tianling Gai.

"Damn it!!!"

The smile that was originally talking and laughing suddenly became extremely shocked.

"Old dog! He even learned how to ring the doorbell? Look, I don't need to beat you with a dog stick!"

Itachi's rage suddenly sounded.

same time.

Seeing this, Sarutobi Hiruzen subconsciously wanted to dodge the dog-beating stick.

But soon, he saw the big thick stick stopped in mid-air.

Itachi, who was still extremely angry, immediately stopped being angry when he saw Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"It turned out to be Third Hokage, I thought it was..."

"What is it?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen twitched face and asked directly.

"It's an old dog, Zero Five Zero."

Itachi smiled foolishly.

Hearing this, the corners of Sarutobi Hiruzen's mouth twitched.

"Have you ever seen a dog ring a doorbell?"

"Of course I have!"

Itachi replied with a serious face.

When he saw Sarutobi Hiruzen's face turned livid, he quickly waved his hands and explained: "Third Hokage, I didn't mention you, I just spoke the language of a dog!"

"No, no, no."

"I mean, the dog rang the bell."

Itachi shook his head again.

It looked like he was about to cry when he did this.

"A dog rang the doorbell? It doesn't seem right!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen became angrier the more he listened.

good guy?!

It feels like I'm talking about myself!

What made him speechless the most was that he was the one who rang the doorbell, and now he regretted it a little.

Why not let Fugaku do it?

At this time, Uchiha Fugaku was also stunned.

What's the situation?

This is?!

Suddenly, he saw his son's mouth was swollen, frowned, and asked curiously: "Itachi, your mouth..."

Seeing his father's bewildered expression, Itachi couldn't help but twitch his mouth when he thought of the experience of being scalded when drinking water.

Soon, he thought of the plan Qing Yu had told him, and then he said, "Father, I feel ashamed to say it..."

While speaking, he lowered his head and tried to make his acting more realistic.

"You...what's the matter with you?"

Uchiha Fugaku was even more confused.

Even Sarutobi Hiruzen beside him was curious.

He really wanted to know what it was that made Itachi ashamed.

I also laugh at Uchiha Fugaku.

Itachi saw that the atmosphere was well controlled, so he explained.

"Father, an old dog bit my mouth."

"And ah, it's an old dog that has lived for decades!"

"Estimatedly...the mouth of this old dog has a lot of bacteria!"

"It's dirty! It smells! It should be as dirty as a cesspool!"

"Otherwise, my mouth wouldn't be so swollen!"

While speaking, he raised his head and looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Feeling his gaze, Sarutobi Hiruzen twitched and measured his body, trying to avoid Itachi's sight.

However, what annoyed him the most was that no matter how he turned sideways, Itachi's eyes kept following him.

This made Sarutobi Hiruzen more and more angry.

You can speak well!

Don't mention the dog, just keep staring at me!

Co-authored for a long time——

Isn't this looking at yourself like an old dog?!

For a moment, Sarutobi Hiruzen's face was ashen.

Itachi didn't care whether the opponent's face was livid or purple, he continued to explain.

"No, as soon as the old dog saw me chasing me with a dog-beating stick, he hurriedly rang the doorbell to attract my attention, and then took the opportunity to slip away."

"Just now, the doorbell rang again. I thought that old dog was going to provoke me again, so I took a dog-beating stick and prepared to open the door and blow the old dog's head!"

"I didn't expect—"

"It was Third Hokage who rang the doorbell, I thought it was...it was..."

When it came to the end, Itachi didn't continue talking.

He felt that the atmosphere was well set off.

Uchiha Fugaku heard this, and already understood many things.

He secretly laughed in his heart.

He can see it.

There are no dog bite marks on the ferret's mouth at all, and it was not bitten by a dog at all.

As for what happened, he still doesn't know.

But what...

Now seeing the black face of Sarutobi Hiruzen, I feel very happy!

Cool batch.

Even when I was doing double fitness at 12 o'clock in the evening, it was never as cool as it is now!!

At this time, Uchiha Fugaku tilted his head to look at Sarutobi Hiruzen, and directly added a dose of strong material.

"Third Generation, what's wrong with your face? Why are you so?"

Suddenly, he made a surprised look and hurriedly explained.

"No... Don't get me wrong, Itachi has been dumb since he was a child, he said a lot of things, and he didn't mean to offend you.

"The old dog he was talking about did not refer to the Third Generation."

"Third Generation, don't take your seats right."

Hearing the father and son singing together, Sarutobi Hiruzen was very angry, he was offended!

What about a decades-old dog!

How about an old dog ringing a doorbell!

How could he not understand that the other party was referring to Sang and scolding Huai?

But when he heard the other party's last sentence, he couldn't bear it directly!

But this kind of thing——

Can you admit that what the other person said is you?

Of course not!

If you admit it, doesn't that mean you are really in the right seat?

"Fugaku, I know Itachi wasn't talking about me

"Well, that's fine, it almost killed me."

Uchiha Fugaku let out a long breath, as if he was worried that Sarutobi Hiruzen would take his seat.

at the same time.

In the living room.

Quan, You Wooden Golem, and Qing Yu, who peeked at what was going on outside, secretly laughed.

Quan covered his mouth, trying not to laugh out loud.

Immediately afterwards, she tilted her little head, looked at her brother in admiration, and smiled wickedly.

"Oni-chan, your move is too bad!"

"Look at Sarutobi Hiruzen's appearance that people all over the world owe money, it's so funny!"

Seeing Quan's excitement, Wooden Golem couldn't help but said: "Master is really amazing, a random little plan can make Hokage, the head of a village, turn black with anger, the key is the other party You can't let it go, you can only bear it silently."

"Master, I admire you!"

These words, by Wooden Golem, are spoken from the heart.

Now for her.

I can't see through the master in front of me more and more.

The strength is not only strong, but also the strategy is very sharp.

more so.

Wooden Golem wanted to stay beside Qing Yu more and more, paying close attention to him.

Strive for one day to push through the clouds and see through all the secrets of the other party!

Feeling the adoring eyes of the two women, Qing Yu waved her hands and smiled.

"Is that alone enough?"

"No, no, no!"

"Compared to his constant sarcasm about Uchiha, it's a far cry from 3.8."

"I will push Sarutobi Hiruzen to a desperate situation step by step, let him experience the feeling of being played by others!"

"Let his magnificent image in front of the villagers collapse step by step, and finally make him despair!"

"Down to hell!"

Listening to Qing Yu's words, Quan's eyes became even more intense!

As for Wooden Golem's delicate body, he couldn't help but tremble.

At this moment, she felt that she had a better understanding of the boy in front of her.

She even believes that Qing Yu's words will definitely come true in the future.

Regarding this, Wooden Golem actually had some expectations in his heart.

Qing Yu observed the situation outside and found that Itachi had already set the atmosphere in place.

Immediately, he said meaningfully to the two women beside him.

"Quan, from Wooden Golem, it's time for you to enhance the atmosphere and sublimate it!"

Quan: "Look at mine!"

By Wooden Golem: "Yes, Master!"