"Deadpool, you idiot!" A wild voice roared madly.

"Venom, you **** sludge!" Deadpool said tastelessly perfunctory.

Two voices frantically output in Deadpool's head, and he pulled the sparse clothes on the ground and said: "I should really go to Banner and ask, where did he buy his **** pants, and venom you ****, are you discriminating against me, I have never heard that you have broken other people's clothes."

Venom's brain was in a mess, still shouting: "Wade, you don't taste good!" "

Your mom should have taught you how to curse, but your dad Wade will teach you..." Deadpool picked up the half-remaining mask and put it on his head and kicked two bloody body bags on the ground.

His bare skin resembles a maggot that is constantly wriggling, cells that are cancerous all the time, and his powerful self-healing energy that makes him crazy at first glance.

"Venom, it seems that someone is retching?" Deadpool licked his lips and scanned his surroundings suspiciously.

"I'm going to spit in your head!" Venom roared madly in Deadpool's head, he even hoped that he could escape from the planet immediately, this is the **** weirdo who came out of nowhere!

Venom felt that he was surrounded by poop, and there was nothing useful in the brain of this creature, he was like a butterfly swimming in a sea of dung, trying to escape but could not escape at all.

Deadpool lay on the body bag and took a deep breath of the stench, which was the smell of Franklin, and he lifted the two body bags with one hand and pulled a picture from his arms.

"Easy to open? My new task? He really knows the value, after this single is done, I want to bury my ** in the banknote, I also want to open a **, the location is in Professor X's bedroom!

"Wade! It's your turn to play! A voice came over the intercom on the ground.

Deadpool looked back and forth at the things in his left and right hands, and shouted angrily at the walkie-talkie: "******! The

man on the other side quickly hung up the phone, not giving Deadpool a chance to scold him again.

The two body bags were casually thrown on the ground by Deadpool, he knelt down with his legs heavy, holding the two body bags and crying loudly: "Franklin, I'm sorry for you, woo~~~"

This sadness came and went quickly, and after just three seconds, he reached out and grabbed the knife on the ground, opened his mouth and roared: "Canada! He

twisted his belt in his hand, and the next moment his miserable face appeared in front of Yi Kai.

"Oh! O my Merlin! What the hell is this!

Yi Kai took five steps back, and stretched out his hand to cover his mouth with some discomfort.

"Merlin, I'm not Merlin!" Deadpool took out the photo and compared it to Yi Kai, then turned over and asked, "Is the person above you?"

"That's right, it's me."

"Franklin! You're dead! Deadpool shouted with his mouth wide open, wanting to immediately rush forward to cut off Yi Kai's head, but soon he frowned, the situation was not quite right, and when he looked down, his waist was all stuck in the cement.

"Canada!" He roared, the knife in his hand swung wildly, but it was far from reaching Yi Kai, and he thought fiercely, and directly rotated the knife in his hand and threw it towards Yi Kai.

"Dang-" The back of the knife slashed against Yi Kai's shoulder and plunged into the wall behind him, Yi Kai yawned boredly and continued to walk forward.

"****" Deadpool stretched out his hand to make an international friendly gesture, watching Yi Kai move away.

Stretched out his hand to support the ground, but still couldn't pull himself out of the cement, he could only call for help: "Venom baby, it's up to you this time!" "

Wha—" Venom wrapped Deadpool's body in an instant, pulling him out of the cement, and the red and black colored Venom opened his mouth wide in excitement.

"That's right, that's it, now rush up and let's eat him! Quack-" Venom stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, raised his legs and took a step forward, and the next moment he bent down and vomited wildly.

"Damn Wade, I faint, ah! I can't do it, I'm going to live with a different brain! "Venom struggled on Deadpool's body to get out of it.

"Nope! You are mine now! Deadpool didn't hesitate either, grabbing the red liquid that was trying to leave his body and frantically swallowing it into his mouth.

While swallowing, he said with disgust: "Your taste is also too bad!" "

Aa!!aa Every tentacle of Venom is dancing wildly from Deadpool's body, I want to escape this planet!

1 hour later, Deadpool changed into a new uniform, looked down at Yi Kai, who was walking not far away, and said his flawless plan: "We jumped on his head and slashed him to death!" "

The venom in my head is like death, silent.

"Then it's settled!" Deadpool calculated the position and jumped down from the 20-story building with his head down, wielding an alloy double knife in his hand and letting out a scream that resounded through the sky.

Yi Kai silently watched as Deadpool descended from the sky, half-kneeling and landing in front of him, the katana in his hand was thrown out forcefully, flying past Yi Kai's head, and flying towards the distance.

"Fak! Don't you know what it means to go out of position? You need to hide, otherwise I look dumbfounded. Deadpool complained with open hands.

"Okay, Wade, go play somewhere else."

"Play?" Deadpool stood up abruptly, "Boom-" The brain perfectly caught a bullet that was shot at Yi Kai, and fell to the ground without breath.

At the same time, an angry scolding came from the tall building in the distance: "Fak!

Yi Kai shook his head and stepped over Deadpool's body and walked into the distance.

After half a ring, Deadpool raised his head, touched the hole in the back of his head, cursed angrily, his body moved, and the red venom wrapped his body, "Venom Deadpool attacked, let us eat him!" Fumbling

with the belt on his body, he turned it again, and Deadpool disappeared in place, while a fragment of his brain fell from the air to the ground.

In front of Yi Kai's eyes, Deadpool looked at him blankly, smiling stupidly, and the whole person looked normal.

"Huh-" A whole billboard fell from the sky, slammed heavily in front of Yi Kai, and slapped the venom that had just been ready to control his body into the ground.

"Gee~" Yi Kai closed his eyes in disgust, looked at the half of his hand exposed under the billboard, and asked: "Wade, are you okay"? If you don't talk, it's okay, I'll go Wade first, and we'll be free to contact later. Early

the next morning, the deformed Deadpool pushed open the billboard that was pressing on him and climbed out.

"@#¥@¥" touched his uneven head, Deadpool collapsed to the ground weakly, and said: "8#¥�¥@!" "

Hahahahaha" Venom's sad laughter sounded in his head.

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